Can a 74 year old ever be called "hot"?

[Senator]

http://imdb.com/name/nm0886638/


hxxp://www.mamievandoren.com/ - have not looked the whole site over so buyer/worker please beware.

[Draft Dodger]

ew, nasty.

however, the answer to your question is YES, a 74 year old can be called hot.
http://home.zonnet.nl/cozijn24/Tina%20Turner%20-%20Wildest%20Dreams%20-%20Front.jpg

[MJ4H]

http://www.cox-internet.com/pwatts14/weak.jpg

[korme]

im going to say no just for moral reasons

[Suicane75]

How old is Racquel Welch? I imagine I could must up enough blaster plaster to make it with her, Tina Turner never did it for me but she obviously looks real good, is she really 74? Farrah Fawcetts over 50 right? I'd give it to her.

Edit: Just visited the site.........dude, if you dip that face in water I'm 95% certain a skeleton comes up, that face is just.........frightening.

[sovereignstar]

I doubt she's dusty at all.

[NoMyths]

Accccck! My eyes!

That site is definitely not work safe, Senator. Nor human safe. Yikes.

[sovereignstar]

Go for it, Suicane. Does she look British?

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00177/Farrah_Fawcett_____177403m.jpg

[Suicane75]

Go for it, Suicane. Does she look British?

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00177/Farrah_Fawcett_____177403m.jpg
Photoshopped. You sir, are slipping.

[sovereignstar]

Photoshopped. You sir, are slipping.
The fuck it is. Have you seen her lately? She looks horrible.

[Suicane75]

The fuck it is. Have you seen her lately? She looks horrible. Find me 1 more picture that remotely resembles that.

Edit: And yes, i've seen her TV show, and guess what, she don't look like that.

[CHEMICAL SOLDIER]

I'd go for the old girl in Titanic.

[sovereignstar]

Find me 1 more picture that remotely resembles that.
10-4

[cuervo72]

I'm thinking Ms. Van Doren has had just a *tad* bit of work done. But for 74, could be a lot worse I guess. A lot worse, indeed.

FWIW, Raquel is only 65. Sophia Loren is closer though, at almost 71.

[MJ4H]

This thread is exactly why the internet should be banned from EVERYONE

[sovereignstar]

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/images/farrah_sunscreen.jpg

[Suicane75]

I think I could not, under any circumstances, do Sophia Loren.

[sovereignstar]

Just do it.

http://www.gabby.com/truepix/sophia%20loren.jpg

[MacroGuru]

Just do it.

http://www.gabby.com/truepix/sophia%20loren.jpg
Do you have a special button labeled....find me the fucking ugliest picture of someone out there.....

[korme]

Please lock this thread http://www.theforum.com/images/smilies/sick.gif

[sovereignstar]

Do you have a special button labeled....find me the fucking ugliest picture of someone out there.....
LOL

[dawgfan]

If that is actually Mamie Van Doren in those photos (and I'm skeptical) then she's had a phenomenal amount of plastic surgery, and more than likely some Photoshop work on those pictures.

And yes, Farrah Fawcett really does look that bad now. She's a poster-child for bad plastic surgery. Check the lop-sided nostrils...

[Draft Dodger]

Just do it.

http://www.gabby.com/truepix/sophia%20loren.jpg

Mike Myers?

[TLK]

we need a suspension or two in this thread....

[Suicane75]

If that is actually Mamie Van Doren in those photos (and I'm skeptical) then she's had a phenomenal amount of plastic surgery, and more than likely some Photoshop work on those pictures.

And yes, Farrah Fawcett really does look that bad now. She's a poster-child for bad plastic surgery. Check the lop-sided nostrils...
I saw her TV show not 3 weeks ago, she looks nothing like that.

[Senator]

So, our answer is NO!

[rkmsuf]

For some reason expecting this thread to go 20 some pages is a bit ambitious.

[Surtt]

And yes, Farrah Fawcett really does look that bad now. She's a poster-child for bad plastic surgery. Check the lop-sided nostrils...


What is she trying to do, look like Michael Jackson?

[Klinglerware]

For some reason expecting this thread to go 20 some pages is a bit ambitious.

But certainly plausible...

[Suicane75]

Matt....Matt.....that..what im saying is this, that that is not Farrah Fawcett...it is a......Matt....Matt.....*chuckle*....photoshoped picture....that isn't her......once you've seen......Matt.......her........TV show.......Ive seen her TV show, because i wanna see her, understand her......Matt.......and that........that.....*chuckle*...that picture isn't her.

[korme]

Who is Farrah Fawcett

[korme]

i keed, i keed

[FBPro]

I don't know if those are actual, accurate photos of MVD but if they are I've seen worse at 25-30.......not typically however.

[Ksyrup]

Frankly, I'm more concerning with what we can't see.

[CamEdwards]

I'd hit it.

[sachmo71]

I have to agree about Tina Turner.

[Draft Dodger]

I have to agree about Tina Turner.

thank God. I was beginning to think I was the only normal one here.

[SegRat]

I want bikini pics plz

[dawgfan]

I saw her TV show not 3 weeks ago, she looks nothing like that.

Then there are 4 possibile explanations:

1. She's had recent surgery to fix her face;
2. The TV show is shot in such a way to minimize her bungled plastic surgery;
3. Your eyesight needs checking;
4. There's a vast internet conspiracy to Photoshop all recent pictures of her to make her look bad

[sovereignstar]

Then there are 4 possibile explanations:

1. She's had recent surgery to fix her face;
2. The TV show is shot in such a way to minimize her bungled plastic surgery;
3. Your eyesight needs checking;
4. There's a vast internet conspiracy to Photoshop all recent pictures of her to make her look bad
I'd go with 3. This isn't the first time I've had to reveal the truth to Suicane. If you google 'Jewel' you will come upon a fake set of Jewel nudes. Suicane, thou ignorant one, truly believed they were of the singer.

[Chas in Cinti]

Am I the only one surfing for Betty White pictures?

Mmmm... Golden Girls....

[Pumpy Tudors]

From the Wikipedia entry about her (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mamie_Van_Doren):

At age 60, she began having cosmetic surgery to maintain a youthful appearance and enlarge her breasts. She has written about this and discussed it in interviews.

You know, if the pictures on her site are indicative of how she really looks now, the surgeons did a damn good job. Even so, it's fucking creepy.

[MacroGuru]

From the Wikipedia entry about her (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mamie_Van_Doren):



You know, if the pictures on her site are indicative of how she really looks now, the surgeons did a damn good job. Even so, it's fucking creepy.
I second the motion....

[Arles]

I think a < shudder > is in order.

[3ric]

Carmen Dell'Orifice is 70 years old and stunningly beautiful.

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/interactive/entertainment/0502/gallery.2.14.fashion.week/8.red.dress.ap.jpg

[Suicane75]

You said Orifice, hehehehehehe. And i wouldnt fuck her.