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[korme]

You batsrsdsas!

I not drunbk!

[korme]

Plus

I forrgrtwha6 I was gonna say,

[korme]

Oh yea i jusr remembered, When i went to tbe bathroom I saw tat IU syringed my rright ehyelashj, In have crisy burn marks on my right eye lkash,

It loks so weired.

[ThunderingHERD]

You can write a hit play, why can't you have a little drink to unwind yourself?

[korme]

io igot crasy eytelashes

[Mr. Sparkle]

Y'allz pussies. I done plowed through like 3 bottles of the finest 6 dollar wine EVER. Bitches.

[JeeberD]

You stuck a syringe in your eye? That's gotta hurt like a motherfucker...

[MalcPow]

Sounds like it was a flaming syringe...

[Pyser]

good to see shortys discovered crack.

[korme]

No no no. HAHHAAH Crack. Chappelle "I Smoke Rocks".

No. Chill people. A flame burnt some of my eyelashes off. That's all.

[sterlingice]

This thread smacks of fake to me. Sure, he might have been drunk, but it was probably "Hehe- look what I can type on the message board when drunk" not "This is what I actually was thinking".

SI

[korme]

Haha, whatever si. I am pretty confident I made a thread to speculate about eyelash burning. It's true, it's true..

[sovereignstar]

This thread is pretty pathetic. Did you take "Drunk Posting 111: How to further convince users that you're really drunk" last semester?

[Ragone]

drunk posting

step 1:misspell a few words.. nothing say drunk quite like misspelled words.

step 2:misplacespace s in sentences.

step 3:make sure to proclaim you aren't really drunk (Unless its a 21st birthday)

[korme]

haha that sounds about right.

[Greyroofoo]

well here's an example of drunk posting by me

http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~fof/forums/showthread.php?t=38734

[Suicane75]

this thread fuckin sucks

[Suicane75]

i said ejaculate

[Suicane75]

cher impersonator on telemenudo is awesome

[Suicane75]

mmm, the telemundo kelly clarkson is on. thats hot

[Suicane75]

Sov, i wanna tlak ion the ohoe withy ou and haev gay sex

[Suicane75]

i got too much icea cream and too few pretzels

[Suicane75]

Flasch, are you turk wendel?

[korme]

I'm Ron Burgundy?

[sovereignstar]

Who has watched all three Evil Dead movies back-to-back-to-back while tripping on acid?

[Suicane75]

ron burgundy has done that.
tha movie sucked, im sorry, it just sucked/ But i still love ya shorty.

[korme]

I'm Dirk Diggler?

[korme]

Yes, I believe I'm correct.

[Suicane75]

i should of pushed harder for quicksand to be dennis miller. cause millers a little pretentious too.

[Suicane75]

Hey cringer, how ya doin? Is yer wife naked?

[Cringer]

I'm Dirk Diggler?


Prove IT Shorty...btw this is is Loren, yeah Loren

edited to say, arent i ALWAYS Suicane..well i WAS a few minutes ago anyways, but so was Cringe :rolleyes:

[Suicane75]

Prove IT Shorty...btw this is is Loren, yeah Loren

edited to say, arent i ALWAYS Suicane..well i WAS a few minutes ago anyways, but so was Cringe :rolleyes:
No, you dont ytpe like her. your cringer

[sovereignstar]

hey bebby

[sovereignstar]

No, you dont ytpe like her. your cringer
No, those are her eyes. I've seen them gazing up like that before. A few times actually.

[Suicane75]

dude, dont steal her from my arms.

[Suicane75]

Bebe Nuewirth is hawt btw.

[korme]

I feel like we just had a huge orgy involving us 4 plus Cringer, only me sov and Suicane weren't there. So I think Cringer and Loren had normal sex.

[Suicane75]

Sov, come back on aim ya homo
shorty, you touched my ass :(

[Suicane75]

Traditionaly Sov has had the best signatures.

[Cringer]

I feel like we just had a huge orgy involving us 4 plus Cringer, only me sov and Suicane weren't there. So I think Cringer and Loren had normal sex.

we thought of you ALL..RIGHT to the end that wasnt Shorty Suicane...you know how jealous i am of your ass, i know thats why Sov prefers you over me:(

[Suicane75]

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/1236/ugliestdog0mm.jpg

[Cringer]

I want Cherie Roberts for Christmas:( someone gimmie herrrrrrrr

[Suicane75]

Is this still Loren? Cuase if it is i just came in my on my rug

[Cringer]

YESS its me....HE CANT have HER :mad:

[Suicane75]

YESS its me....HE CANT have HER :mad:
what do you feel of stacey dash?

[Cringer]

what do you feel of stacey dash?


if i didnt know how old she was..id be all in that till she couldnt catch her breath to yell my name one more time

[Suicane75]

this is so cringer. im gettin an erection from a dude and i aint even watchin top gun.

[Cringer]

Cringe wants Natasha Yi for Xmas....pfftt :rolleyes:
Suicane you just WANT it to be Cringe, everybody wants him more than me:(

[Suicane75]

if this is really loren, how big are your boobies?

[Suicane75]

there is nothin better than a nice glass of chipped ice and pepsi for cottonmouth

[Cringer]

if this is really loren, how big are your boobies?


much bigger then mine thankfully.
-Cringer

[Cringer]

there is nothin better than a nice glass of chipped ice and pepsi for cottonmouth


Is this in The Man's new mug by any chance?

[Suicane75]

The man has n o new mug :(

[cthomer5000]

should have bought that Alf mug.

[Suicane75]

should have bought that Alf mug.

george is gettin frustrated.

[Cringer]

The man has n o new mug :(


Loren says she feels bad, and she will look for you.

[Suicane75]

I would let evangeline lilly pee on me.

[Suicane75]

Those canadian idle chicks are hot

[korme]

I just gave my cat crazy pills.

I was making cheese and crackers and whenever you are by the microwave he thinks you have tuna. So I was like no, this is my food. But he kept begging so I took a slice of cheese and broke it up into a whole bunch of pieces. I stop the microwave and turn around and he has eaten the entire area of what I left him. Fuck it he's old he deserves something new than plain cat food. Anyways, so I give him some cat food cause he still looks hungry but now he just turns to me and meows, like "I want more of that yellow stuff". And I'm like no just eat your cat food. So I start to slowly walk away to let him know that there will be no more cheese, and he starts to furiously sniff the ground to try to find leftover pieces.. poor guy.

[Suicane75]

dude, give him more cheese, YOU'LL feel better too.

[Suicane75]

Rhapsody rocks, i can listen to any album anytime. Im burnign thru Pernice Brothers whole catalog tonight.

[Suicane75]

Sov is jack mcdowel, you're jeff treadway,, im john kruk you do 3

[Suicane75]

I just wnt all in in a freeroll with 38s, i win with the 8 and some dude says vnh.

[ice4277]

I just gave my cat crazy pills.

I was making cheese and crackers and whenever you are by the microwave he thinks you have tuna. So I was like no, this is my food. But he kept begging so I took a slice of cheese and broke it up into a whole bunch of pieces. I stop the microwave and turn around and he has eaten the entire area of what I left him. Fuck it he's old he deserves something new than plain cat food. Anyways, so I give him some cat food cause he still looks hungry but now he just turns to me and meows, like "I want more of that yellow stuff". And I'm like no just eat your cat food. So I start to slowly walk away to let him know that there will be no more cheese, and he starts to furiously sniff the ground to try to find leftover pieces.. poor guy.
I can't believe I just read this whole thread and THIS was the payoff.

[Ragone]

I just wnt all in in a freeroll with 38s, i win with the 8 and some dude says vnh.

when he said vnh.. he was wishing veneral nut herpes on you :)

[sovereignstar]

I am Jack fucking McDowell. You should see my pickoff move. I fake to third, then bam, I snap it to first!

[Airhog]

I want Cherie Roberts for Christmas:( someone gimmie herrrrrrrr

so your into hockey players?

http://www.delawarebobcatshockey.org/Players/Player_Pictures/Cherie.jpg

[Cringer]

Thats a huge picture, making it much more scary.

And that is not the chick she wants. :eek: