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Kodos
10-25-2005, 11:02 PM
George for me. :)
jbmagic
10-25-2005, 11:04 PM
Kramer
st.cronin
10-25-2005, 11:07 PM
George was far and away the funniest character, and the only sympathetic character.
ISiddiqui
10-25-2005, 11:10 PM
sympathetic?

George is great because he was in no way shape or form sympathetic! He deserved everything that happened to him, and he knew it and embraced it!
Kodos
10-25-2005, 11:16 PM
Just watched The Opposite episode. George kicks ass!

But I also have to give credit to Jerry for his total disregard for others. I loved how they would get worked up about the smallest slights that went against them, but then show no real emotion when George's fiancee dies. Great stuff! And I loved the series finale, even though a lot of people didn't like it. They laugh at a guy getting mugged and end up in jail for it, and Neuman almost chokes to death laughing at Jerry. Second greatest pure comedy series to The Simpsons.
st.cronin
10-25-2005, 11:17 PM
sympathetic?

George is great because he was in no way shape or form sympathetic! He deserved everything that happened to him, and he knew it and embraced it!

In the context of the show, I mean. And I do think there is a little bit of George in all of us.
sovereignstar
10-25-2005, 11:24 PM
Yoyo Ma!
Coop
10-25-2005, 11:26 PM
I voted for George.

I had hand!
sovereignstar
10-25-2005, 11:38 PM
I had hand!

And you're going to need it!
JeeberD
10-25-2005, 11:43 PM
I had hand!

My fiancee' claims to be a huge Seinfeld fan but last night I quoted that line and she was totally lost. Glad to know I'm not the only one who remembers that episode...
Kodos
10-25-2005, 11:45 PM
How could any Seinfeld fan NOT know the "I have hand" quote?
primelord
10-25-2005, 11:49 PM
How could any Seinfeld fan NOT know the "I have hand" quote?
I consider myself a big Seinfeld fan, but somehow despite the thousands of re-runs in syndication I have never seen The Contest episode. I missed it in the original run and just have never managed to catch it again.
sovereignstar
10-25-2005, 11:50 PM
I consider myself a big Seinfeld fan, but somehow despite the thousands of re-runs in syndication I have never seen The Contest episode. I missed it in the original run and just have never managed to catch it again.

It's not from The Contest. It's from the Pez episode!
sabotai
10-25-2005, 11:54 PM
Voted George. When I was in high school, me and a few friends had a few discussions as to what characters we would be like if our lives were a sitcom.. I, of course, was easily pegged as George. :)
primelord
10-25-2005, 11:55 PM
It's not from The Contest. It's from the Pez episode!
I realize that. I am familiar with the reference. I was just pointing out a similar situation. Nearly everyone who would be considered a big Seinfeld fan has seen The Contest and yet it continues to elude me.
ISiddiqui
10-26-2005, 12:15 AM
"Who do you think you are? Costanza?"

That's probably one of my favorite lines of the series.
ThunderingHERD
10-26-2005, 01:18 AM
"I'm going with jerk store. Jerk store is the line. Jerk store!"
cthomer5000
10-26-2005, 01:21 AM
George. All the very best episodes are about him, with "The Opposite" being #1 in my book.
Fouts
10-26-2005, 06:47 AM
Shrinkage!
Aylmar
10-26-2005, 06:56 AM
You're late again, Costanza, so listen up. Starting tonight, we're having a little sales contest. The loser gets fired, the winner gets a water pik.
Joe
10-26-2005, 07:01 AM
Jackie Childs
sovereignstar
10-26-2005, 07:11 AM
"Who do you think you are? Costanza?"

That's probably one of my favorite lines of the series.

Is that from the episode where Jerry takes the lie detector test? Pretty obscure choice. :)
ISiddiqui
10-26-2005, 08:17 AM
Is that from the episode where Jerry takes the lie detector test? Pretty obscure choice. :)
Yep :D. Elaine says it to Jerry.

Obscure, but that only highlights my geek credentials ;).
rkmsuf
10-26-2005, 08:22 AM
Uncle Leo
Warhammer
10-26-2005, 08:23 AM
I love the one where George pretends to be an ocean biologist.
rkmsuf
10-26-2005, 08:25 AM
marine biologist.


the sea was angry that day my friend.
A-Husker-4-Life
10-26-2005, 08:36 AM
George, hands down...

"I'm going to slip him a mickey"
Warhammer
10-26-2005, 08:36 AM
marine biologist.


the sea was angry that day my friend.

I couldn't remember that line!

I saw the great beast was struggling, some thing was obstructing the blow hole. So I reached in and pulled out the obstruction!

Kramer: Is that a Titleist?
rkmsuf
10-26-2005, 08:44 AM
hole in one
Kodos
10-26-2005, 08:45 AM
Back in the early nineties, I was living back at home after college thanks to massive credit card debt, and I hadn't had a date in a good long while. I often felt I was living George Constanza's life. :)
Kodos
10-26-2005, 08:46 AM
I realize that. I am familiar with the reference. I was just pointing out a similar situation. Nearly everyone who would be considered a big Seinfeld fan has seen The Contest and yet it continues to elude me.

I didn't catch the shrinkage episode for a long time. And I missed the beginning of the series, so I have the Tivo harvesting Seinfeld for me these days. Every once in a while I see an episode that I've never seen before.
oykib
10-26-2005, 08:55 AM
George was the lynchpin of the show.
Ramzavail
10-26-2005, 08:58 AM
definitely george.
cuervo72
10-26-2005, 09:06 AM
You're late again, Costanza, so listen up. Starting tonight, we're having a little sales contest. The loser gets fired, the winner gets a water pik.

YOU'RE NOT GIVING AWAY OUR WATER PIK!!!!
rkmsuf
10-26-2005, 09:08 AM
serenity now
MJ4H
10-26-2005, 09:11 AM
I happen to enjoy the episode where Elaine gets stuck on the subway on her way to the lesbian wedding. It is absolutely hilarious when she starts to panic, the subway restarts and she is overjoyed, then it stops again and she lets loose with a censored tirade, all in her head.
oykib
10-26-2005, 09:21 AM
"...in six games..."
rkmsuf
10-26-2005, 09:24 AM
I could be the general manager of a baseball team.

Well see they usually give those jobs to former players and stuff.

Well that's just not fair.

I know.
rkmsuf
10-26-2005, 09:35 AM
What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?!? He had 30 home runs, over 100 RBIs last year, he's got a rocket for an arm, you don't know what the hell you're doin'!!

Well, Buhner was a good prospect, no question about it. But my baseball people love Ken Phelps' bat. ?They kept saying 'Ken Phelps , Ken Phelps'.
Aylmar
10-26-2005, 09:52 AM
marine biologist.


the sea was angry that day my friend.

Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.
Chubby
10-26-2005, 10:33 AM
"The jerk store called and they're all out of you!"
sovereignstar
10-26-2005, 10:37 AM
How long does it take to find a bra? What's going on in there? You ask me to get a pair of underwear, I'm back in two seconds.
Ramzavail
10-26-2005, 10:45 AM
"The jerk store called and they're all out of you!"


"What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller."
RendeR
10-26-2005, 10:46 AM
Seinfeld SUCKZ.
sovereignstar
10-26-2005, 10:51 AM
Seinfeld SUCKZ.

Are you Hell Atlantic for the day?
KevinNU7
10-26-2005, 10:54 AM
"What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller."
"Yeah well... I slept with your wife!"
RendeR
10-26-2005, 10:57 AM
Are you Hell Atlantic for the day?
Alright that was just...just.....MEAN.



And no, I've always hated seinfeld. Pedantic tripe.
JeeberD
10-26-2005, 10:57 AM
"I think I'm going over to my mother's house. She just bought me some new panties...and their all laid out for me!"

This post is sponsored by Suicane
rkmsuf
10-26-2005, 10:58 AM
Tell you what. If the pig man shows up we'll squeeze him in.
sovereignstar
10-26-2005, 11:09 AM
Alright that was just...just.....MEAN.



And no, I've always hated seinfeld. Pedantic tripe.

I thought Seinfeld sucks. Why are you still here?
Pumpy Tudors
10-26-2005, 11:44 AM
I'm gonna have to go with Puddy on this one. Go Devils!
JimKizer
10-26-2005, 11:58 AM
PFL FOOTBALL SURVIVOR
PTL SURVIVOR : JESSICA HAHN

KRAMER: I'M OUT THERE BABY AND I'M LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT.
boxer shorts episode!
JimKizer
10-26-2005, 11:59 AM
Thats why your going to HELL
cuz of this
DONT BOSS ME!
Pumpy Tudors
10-26-2005, 12:01 PM
PFL FOOTBALL SURVIVOR
PTL SURVIVOR : JESSICA HAHN
What?
sovereignstar
10-26-2005, 12:05 PM
What?

less questions, more pics
KevinNU7
10-26-2005, 12:12 PM
"I think it moved"
Pumpy Tudors
10-26-2005, 12:13 PM
There's a Clown3, isn't there? That's the only explanation.
JimKizer
10-26-2005, 12:18 PM
less tudy
less stinky
cuervo72
10-26-2005, 12:21 PM
I'm gonna have to go with Puddy on this one. Go Devils!

Feels like an Arby's night.
rkmsuf
10-26-2005, 12:23 PM
Let me call my bank. You stay here.
Chubby
10-26-2005, 01:50 PM
"Yeah well... I slept with your wife!"
"George, his wife has cancer"
rkmsuf
10-26-2005, 01:52 PM
"George, his wife has cancer"


The correct phrase is

"George, his wife is in a coma."
panerd
10-26-2005, 06:28 PM
Girlfriend: Hey, what do you call a doctor who fails out of med school?
Jerry: What?
Girlfriend:A dentist.
Jerry: That's a good one. Dentists.
Beth: Yeah, who needs 'em? Not to mention the Blacks and the Jews.
panerd
10-26-2005, 06:29 PM
The correct phrase is

"George, his wife is in a coma."

Same epiosde.
"You could go with a Gene pick"
"Gene's picks are trash"
"I'm Gene"

Kramer's look is so great
illinifan999
10-26-2005, 07:03 PM
Kramer, the way he enters and exits Jerry's apartment is gold.
Clown2
10-26-2005, 09:23 PM
jerry: why do they call it oval-teen the mug is round the saucer is round why dont they call it Round-teen!
Banya:Thats Gold Jerry GOLD!
sovereignstar
10-27-2005, 12:39 AM
You see, you are in disharmony. The throat is the gateway to the lung. Tonsillitis, adenoiditis, is, in Chinese medical terms, an invasion.
rkmsuf
10-27-2005, 08:32 AM
You see, you are in disharmony. The throat is the gateway to the lung. Tonsillitis, adenoiditis, is, in Chinese medical terms, an invasion.


I love couchgrass. I hear crampart is what killed curley.
JimKizer
10-27-2005, 09:08 AM
Jimmy: "That's the guy who sidelined Jimmy."

Kramer: "What!"

Jimmy: "That's the guy who took the bread out of Jimmy's mouth. Jimmy's out

of work because of you..

Jimmy punches Kramer in the mouth.

Jimmy: "Jimmy wants a piece of Kramer..(fighting ensues and Jimmy gets

taken out by hotel security)

Jimmy: "JIMMY'S GONNA GET YOU KRAMER!!. HANDS OFF JIMMY!!. DON'T TOUCH

JIMMY!! LET GO OF JIMMY!!!"
http://www.seinfeldchronicles.com/scripts.html