Karlifornia
10-27-2005, 02:28 AM
What things have recently annoyed, irritated, or pissed you off?
Here's my suck list:
Too Late With Adam Carolla: Man this show makes me mad. Carolla is always entertaining on Loveline, so I keep giving this show a chance, but it never fails to dissapoint me. I have never heard a studio audience so dead. In fact, I'm not even sure that there is a studio audience. Comedy Central needs to euthanize this show.
Jared Leto's band 30 Seconds To Mars: I was looking around at the On Demand music videos, and I ran across a video for 30 Seconds To Mars. They should rename this band 30 Seconds To Mute Button. I can't believe how terrible it is. It takes the worst traits of a few different genres, and manages to sound like every other shitty band. It's just as bad as Keanu Reeves' Dogstar.
Tanqueray Gin: How can people drink this shit? It tastes like a Christmas Tree that got put through a juicer. I'd rather save $13 and drink Taaka vodka.
Girls: Damn, every time I think I have you figured out, you pull a fast one me--okay, but without girls, life would lose a lot. I take you off the suck list, girls, but you're on thin ice.
You: What the hell has been your problem lately? What did you say to those pretty girls at the bar the other night? You returned my CD all scratched up. Now it skips, jackass. And then I gave you money to order pizza and buy beer, and you come back with Zima and Guinevere's Garden Delight Pizza. Vegetarian Pizza? Jesus.
This thread: You think you're so cool for slamming perfectly O.K. things. Guess what...you ain't cool. You suck, thread. Away with you.
Here's my suck list:
Too Late With Adam Carolla: Man this show makes me mad. Carolla is always entertaining on Loveline, so I keep giving this show a chance, but it never fails to dissapoint me. I have never heard a studio audience so dead. In fact, I'm not even sure that there is a studio audience. Comedy Central needs to euthanize this show.
Jared Leto's band 30 Seconds To Mars: I was looking around at the On Demand music videos, and I ran across a video for 30 Seconds To Mars. They should rename this band 30 Seconds To Mute Button. I can't believe how terrible it is. It takes the worst traits of a few different genres, and manages to sound like every other shitty band. It's just as bad as Keanu Reeves' Dogstar.
Tanqueray Gin: How can people drink this shit? It tastes like a Christmas Tree that got put through a juicer. I'd rather save $13 and drink Taaka vodka.
Girls: Damn, every time I think I have you figured out, you pull a fast one me--okay, but without girls, life would lose a lot. I take you off the suck list, girls, but you're on thin ice.
You: What the hell has been your problem lately? What did you say to those pretty girls at the bar the other night? You returned my CD all scratched up. Now it skips, jackass. And then I gave you money to order pizza and buy beer, and you come back with Zima and Guinevere's Garden Delight Pizza. Vegetarian Pizza? Jesus.
This thread: You think you're so cool for slamming perfectly O.K. things. Guess what...you ain't cool. You suck, thread. Away with you.