View Full Version : Do you have a CHEATER in your League
JimKizer
10-30-2005, 10:23 PM
Raider1 Is he STILL in YOUR LEAGUE?
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Hey if your a commish you might have this GUY in your league please check your files and see if you have a cheater![/]
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RAIDER1
2 years in MP mode that include 5 leagues, 19 seasons, 4 Championship wins, 16 playoff game appearances and only 4 seasons with a record of less then 8-8, and have never started the preseason over the cap. If you Cheat its EASY!
Member of: DRFL, HNL, OTFL, eNFL, PFL
Galaxy
10-30-2005, 10:27 PM
Not this again...
JimKizer
10-30-2005, 10:28 PM
This is just a heads up if you have this guy IN your league.
You might want to count your ducks!
kingfc22
10-30-2005, 10:30 PM
Another cheater thread...
Tasan
10-30-2005, 10:30 PM
Count your ducks?
Mixed metaphor maybe?
JimKizer
10-30-2005, 10:31 PM
this is NOT a cheater page....I just found out what leagues he is in
Raider1 Is he STILL in YOUR LEAGUE?
Member of: DRFL, HNL, OTFL, eNFL, PFL
I dont know these leagues i could only find ENFL thats it
THIS is JUST a WARNING thats all
Eaglesfan27
10-30-2005, 11:52 PM
He isn't in the eNFL anymore and hasn't been for a while. Of course, I already replied in the other thread to this effect before I realized you posted this info in multiple spots.
Raiders Army
10-31-2005, 05:51 AM
Ironically, I think raider1 had the best writing skills of any GM in that league after looking at their boards. Some of them are absolutely horrible.
duckman
10-31-2005, 07:25 AM
There is only one duck, my friend.
dacman
10-31-2005, 07:36 AM
Sigh, the vapidity of flogging an expired equine.
JimKizer
10-31-2005, 04:46 PM
do not hit horses.
Now a DONKEY thats a different story!
Beat thy Donkey...Beat him til he say's
For art thou why does thou beat thy donkey.
for thy donkey is not John Cappelletti!!!
or Capulet
ROMEO: Is she a Capulet?
O dear account! my life is my foe's debt.
BENVOLIO: Away, begone; the sport is at the best.
ROMEO: Ay, so I fear; the more is my unrest.
terpkristin
10-31-2005, 04:49 PM
Uh whiskey...tango...foxtrot...
If this doesn't start making sense soon, could somebody lock this shiz up?
/tk
Desnudo
10-31-2005, 04:51 PM
There is only one duck, my friend.
There is no duck
JimKizer
10-31-2005, 04:52 PM
Uh whiskey...tango...foxtrot...
If this doesn't start making sense soon, could somebody lock this shiz up?
/tk
another shakespear hater!
Ben E Lou
10-31-2005, 05:19 PM
JimKizer=Clown2=Play2Win=Permanent IP Ban
terpkristin
10-31-2005, 05:21 PM
JimKizer=Clown2
Oddly enough, I'd just sent a PM to Ryan asking if JK=C2...
/tk
dacman
10-31-2005, 05:26 PM
another shakespear hater!
Methinks you doth protest too much.
Ben E Lou
10-31-2005, 05:27 PM
Oddly enough, I'd just sent a PM to Ryan asking if JK=C2...
/tkCheck out my edit. I made one more discovery.
terpkristin
10-31-2005, 05:27 PM
He won't see it, JimKizer and Clown2 have been banned in the last 15 minutes.
/tk
I KNEW I smelled a banning. Here I was thinking I needed to shower!
vtbub
10-31-2005, 05:30 PM
LOL
duckman
10-31-2005, 05:32 PM
There is no duck
There is no spoon.
sovereignstar
10-31-2005, 05:33 PM
Um.. so the PFL Kansas City Chiefs and the Houston Texans are owned by the same guy then?
dacman
10-31-2005, 05:35 PM
SD, you should shoot him an email. I'll even write it for you....
Because of JimKizer's attitude, I usually don't respond to his codices, but this time I'll make an exception. For complete details, I refer you to my forthcoming book on the subject. I shall here mention only a few random items that may be new or especially interesting to you. For instance, as our society continues to unravel, more and more people will be grasping for straws, grasping for something to hold onto, grasping for something that promises to give them the sense of security and certainty that they so desperately need. These are the sorts of people JimKizer preys upon. If you can make any sense out his catty schemes, then you must have gotten higher marks in school than I did. The tone of JimKizer's words is so far removed from reality, I find myself questioning what color the sky must be in JimKizer's world. Someone just showed me a memo supposedly written by JimKizer. The memo spells out his plans to inculcate the hermeneutics of suspicion in otherwise open-minded people. If this memo is authentic, it tells us that JimKizer does not tolerate any view that differs from his own. Rather, he discredits and discards those people who contradict him along with the ideas that they represent.
Clearly, letting JimKizer promote group-think attitudes over individual insights is a recipe for disaster. Think about it, and I'm sure you'll agree with me. Someone has to be willing to point out that the emperor has no clothes on. Even if it's not polite to do so. Even if it hurts a lot of people's feelings. Even if everyone else is pretending that granting him complete control over our lives is as important as breathing air.
I hereby publicly condemn JimKizer's splenetic shenanigans. In doing so, I publicly proclaim that he is not as pugnacious or dotty as you might think. He's more so. I mean, really. JimKizer really shouldn't attack the critical realism and impassive objectivity that are the central epistemological foundations of the scientific worldview. That's just common sense. Of course, the people who appreciate his plans for the future are those who eagerly root up common sense, prominently hold it out, and decry it as poison with astonishing alacrity. I could be wrong about any or all of this, but at the moment, the above fits what I know of history, people, and current conditions. If anyone sees anything wrong or has some new facts or theories on this, I'd love to hear about them.
Um.. so the PFL Kansas City Chiefs and the Houston Texans are owned by the same guy then?
Wouldn't surprise me. I don't think you can be in that league unless you cheat.
You could be, but you'd certainly be at a disadvantage.
sovereignstar
10-31-2005, 05:37 PM
Where the heck does Monte McGuire fit in then???
Where the heck does Monte McGuire fit in then???
he was clown 2 I think, one of this guy's identities
sovereignstar
10-31-2005, 05:40 PM
But he hasn't been banned.
ooh... the plot thickens. maybe he was Clown 74 1/2
Nwobhm
10-31-2005, 06:12 PM
Man, what a trainwreck that PFL is. Now a 3rd cheater is discovered? I almost feel sorry for them.
gottimd
10-31-2005, 06:27 PM
This now needs a diagram more than ever.
Galaxy
10-31-2005, 06:57 PM
JimKizer=Clown2=Play2Win=Permanent IP Ban
Your such a dicator!!! :D
Raiders Army
10-31-2005, 07:10 PM
JimKizer=Clown2 I get. The speech patterns were the same. I don't get how they were both Play2Win. Play2Win had a little different writing style (albeit a poor one as well), but he was on the opposite side of the argument from Clown2.
In either case, this reminds me of the shitty Survivor Series where Doink the Clown had a team of clowns. I forget who they wrestled.
gottimd
10-31-2005, 07:12 PM
They are all a part of the insane clown posse?
Raiders Army
10-31-2005, 07:13 PM
They are all a part of the insane clown posse?
Oooooo....nice.
monte_mcguire
10-31-2005, 07:17 PM
Where the heck does Monte McGuire fit in then???
I'm still alive and well. I think.
JeeberD
11-01-2005, 08:26 AM
JimKizer=Clown2 I get. The speech patterns were the same. I don't get how they were both Play2Win. Play2Win had a little different writing style (albeit a poor one as well), but he was on the opposite side of the argument from Clown2.
That's what I was thinking. Weren't Clown2 and Play2Win arguing with each other?
Also, I think Monte Mcguire is Clown1, or something...
Hoya1
11-01-2005, 08:33 AM
weirdest shit ever
Hoya1
11-01-2005, 08:36 AM
could it be possible that clown 1 and clown 2 live together and share an IP?
Not sure how play2win, monte, or JimKizer all fit in? I'm confused
John Galt
11-01-2005, 08:40 AM
This now needs a diagram more than ever.
Agreed. I can't figure out what the hell happened.
CraigSca
11-01-2005, 08:52 AM
I think only time and history will be able to sift through the proverbial poop of this thread.
Coder
11-01-2005, 08:56 AM
Has anyone refused to accept any bannings yet?
PilotMan
11-01-2005, 08:58 AM
sounds like it is time for a special diagram to sort out this whole mess.
Passacaglia
11-01-2005, 09:46 AM
All I know is that JIMG is gay.
Ben E Lou
11-01-2005, 10:18 AM
For those that asked...
That JimKizer=Clown2 is very, very obvious. They share two identical and dissimilar IP addresses--work and home, in other words. What I mean is that it looks something like this (NOT the real IP's...):
JimKizer's IP's
123.45.67.890
456.78.90.123
Clown2's IP's
123.45.67.890
456.78.90.123
456.78.90.126
Play2Win's IP is very similar to Clown2's--something like, if using the conventions above:
456.78.90.121
Considering that he/both has/have not shown himself/themselves worth bothering with, I just went ahead and added Play2Win to the permaban list, too. Yes, there's a chance that these three accounts are actually two people and not one, (maybe Play2Win works with Clown2/JimKizer), but either way, given how silly, petty and childish he/they is/are, it isn't worth my time and energy to have to bother with keeping one of the accounts open until however long it would be before the third account got banned anyway.
PackerFanatic
11-01-2005, 10:20 AM
I talked to clown2 last night and, obviously, Kizer and Clown2 are the same person. He says he did it just to get his thoughts out, whatever, stupid on his part.
Play2Win, on the other hand, although his actions were stupid, I have it on pretty good authority that he is NOT any of the above mentioned guys. He was stupid for what he was saying though.
Subby
11-01-2005, 10:22 AM
Anyone else who posts in this thread should be banned, too.
After this post.
sachmo71
11-01-2005, 10:55 AM
All I know is that JIMG is gay.
It makes sense, if you think about it.
Oops. I'm banneded now.
Pumpy Tudors
11-01-2005, 10:55 AM
Why are we still posting in this thread?
sachmo71
11-01-2005, 11:06 AM
this seems like a great place for this:
hxxp://www.spodefest.net/download/penguin_joke.wmv
JeeberD
11-01-2005, 12:08 PM
As good a place as any for this...
hxxp://www.fazed.org/video/view/?id=118
Ben E Lou
11-01-2005, 12:12 PM
As good a place as any for this...
hxxp://www.fazed.org/video/view/?id=118Every time we ban someone from this site, they send us an email that reads almost exactly like what we hear in this video. We generally laugh, much like you're doing, and picture the sad faces of the poor people we've cast out, and then laugh again. It's good to know it worked somewhere.Should I be worried? I think they've been reading MY e-mails.
sachmo71
11-01-2005, 12:20 PM
As good a place as any for this...
hxxp://www.fazed.org/video/view/?id=118
I need a transcript.
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