OT - Place Your Random Thought HERE

[Upstate_New_York]

Ok...

Give the board a random thought... right NOW!

No thinking... just a random thought.

(note: Braggadocioussss, master of random thoughts, inspired me to do this. Reminded me of a game I used to play with my friend, where we would try to catch each other off gaurd and order the other to randomly just say something.)

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[Fritz]

My left index finger is in my nostril up to the first knuckle.

[Upstate_New_York]

Aunt Edna likes to count sheep in her nightmares.

[Braggadocioussss]

"(clap) - (clap) - N - G - O"

[ohmslaw]

Yeah! Live nude chickens!

[FishFan]

I can't get enough Lego porn.

[Ctown-Fan]

Fishfan must have scabs.

[TheRoyalOne]

WTF is lego porn?

I can already tell this will be the next great source for QOTMs.

[Braggadocioussss]

I once spent 17 hours straight on the phone talking to my girlfriend, and only then did I realize I did not own a phone.

[Fritz]

Let the purple wiggler go!

(This is theraputic)

[Hawglaw]

I really like pie...

[Toddzilla]

What was Captain Hook's name before the alligator bit his hand off?

[Ryan S]

Crivvens! Jings! Help ma Boab!

[Willy111]

[Runs in with Rosie O'Donnell Tape, "out of breath"]

OK im here, I heard we were having a bout with Dola's

Sit down boys got a little something to show yah..


Willy

[TheRoyalOne]

Originally posted by Willy111:

got a little something to show yah..
Willy


I think you said it all yourself http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~fof/ubb/smile.gif

[Ksyrup]

Since he was just on MTV, this thought:

Ricky Martin is undoubtedly one of the three gayest(sp?) men in the world (1 and 2 being Richard Simmons and Fred Schneider), and I think it's hilarious that he makes his money being a sex object for women.

[FishFan]

Okay, you asked for it:

If you may find Lego porn offensive, please do not visit the following link.
http://thwartedefforts.org/misc/lego/porn1/

Make sure you click the behind the scenes link at the bottom.

I know I've seen more, but that's the only one I can find online right now. I'll look again later if I am really bored.

[Fritz]

Originally posted by FishFan:
Okay, you asked for it:



Thats the type of site that gets the keyboard all sticky - after Coke shoots out my nose!

If Lego sees it they will do their best to get it pulled, just like Mattel did with Lesbian Barbie back in 95.

[TheRoyalOne]

I'm speechless...

I've got to have my wife see this. http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~fof/ubb/smile.gif

[NoMyths]

Just got back from a poetry reading...and am full of constipated emotion.

...too many poems about overwhelming darkness and burning souls...

NoMyths

[CactusJunk]

Recently, I have been subject to frequent fits of excessively stinky flatulence.

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On the flat plains of America, the Cactus stands alone. Along comes the solo woman who pricks the Cactus and makes it shoot the juice.
-3rd Bass, "The Cactus"

[petrochile]

I have no pain in my Gulliver. Just drinking moloko, and everything is real horrorshow. Hopefully the millicents won't be coming

[FishFan]

Is Steve Martin gay?

[Senator]

My cats breath smells like cat food.

[TheDawgsAreOut]

I hate people who jaywalk!

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The best damn announcer the fake FOFL has ever seen! Check out my cd "Who cares who let them out, I know they're out!" in stores everywhere next month.

[Scarecrow]

Originally posted by TheDawgsAreOut:
I hate people who jaywalk!



I hate people who are Jayhawks!



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Topeka ScareCrows died at 6:00pm 02/20/01

[ohmslaw]

Originally posted by FishFan:
Okay, you asked for it:

If you may find Lego porn offensive, please do not visit the following link.
http://thwartedefforts.org/misc/lego/porn1/

Make sure you click the behind the scenes link at the bottom.

I know I've seen more, but that's the only one I can find online right now. I'll look again later if I am really bored.

Looks like the brass in the Lego Police and Fire Departments are going to be pissed.

[ctmason]

If Kid Rock is such an American Badass then how come all of the bad words are bleeped out on the radio?

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C. Todd Mason
UGA Alumni (ABJ '99)
Powdered Doughnut Lover

[This message has been edited by ctmason (edited 02-20-2001).]

[RBwaBD]

it's easy to find the needle in the hay if you just can persuade your girlfriend to have sex with you in the barn. (go missionary, it's safer)

[SackAttack]

If we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway, what are we supposed to do on Broadway?

Josh

[Ctown-Fan]

"Powdered Doughnut Lover"

Since this is a place for random thoughts . . .

This signature cracks me up, and I hope that is what you intend http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~fof/ubb/smile.gif

I can just see a black keyboard with a light coating of doughnut powder over all the keys. Several emepty coffee cups around the desk, and maybe a jelly or two on the printer . . . just in case. As our friend prepares his post, "pfft. pfft" he brushes his hands off and a cloud of dust picks up, as if he just hit the rosin bag before the big pitch. http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~fof/ubb/smile.gif

Other random signatures that make me laugh:

"I'm a big fan." Allo,

A big fan of what? Dinosaurs? MST3k? FOF? Not sure, so I always get a kick out of that signature.

Also, "Are you on the list."
Hopefully, I'm not because that means I'm being watched by the elicense guy--and I just don't need that pressure in my life. Just look what it has done to wignasty.

Speaking of which, we all agree that dolaposting is a bad thing. we use it to reference dolamite, who was an ass. However, when people dolapost it is usually pretty funny and we laugh.

However a wigfecta, named after someone who is not an ass--has become a frowned upon activity. Go figure.

Anyhow, overall, the best signature is as always [This message has been edited by "user name" (edited 02-20-2001).]

Although, in one post I stuck subby's name in there and no one noticed http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~fof/ubb/biggrin.gif

Do I have anymore random thoughts . . .

The behold the power of cheese commercial with the moon is, by far, the best commercial of all time. Please allow me to reset:
Picture of moon. Caption, "25 years ago man first stepped on the moon and learned that it was not made of cheese. We have not been back since. Behold the power of cheese."

A classic commercial.

[Karlifornia]

What's the season of love if you can't have everything
What's the reason you're around if a crime means anything
What's the meaning in a crime? It's a crime if anything
What's the meaning of love? It's grand, it's grand
How can a culture can forget it's plan of yesterday
And you swear it's not a trend, doesn't matter anyway
There's no need to talk to friends, nothin' new is everyday
You could shit upon the stairs, you'll be friends, you'll be friends.


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If you ever need anything please don't hesitate to ask someone else first.

Drink until she's cute, but STOP before the wedding.

[ctmason]

Originally posted by Ctown-Fan:
"Powdered Doughnut Lover"

Since this is a place for random thoughts . . .

This signature cracks me up, and I hope that is what you intend http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~fof/ubb/smile.gif

I can just see a black keyboard with a light coating of doughnut powder over all the keys. Several emepty coffee cups around the desk, and maybe a jelly or two on the printer . . . just in case. As our friend prepares his post, "pfft. pfft" he brushes his hands off and a cloud of dust picks up, as if he just hit the rosin bag before the big pitch. http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~fof/ubb/smile.gif

Ah, sumbitch...I knew somebody would eventually find my office web cam. I actually worked up a list a few years ago of the best powdered doughnuts I've ever eaten. Top's went to a Doughnut King in Northeast Atlanta. Although Dunkin' does provide a nice consistency, I find their powder to be a bit less tacky, and more likely to fall off prematurely. There are also powder stickiness to finger grease issues, but those are another thread entirely.



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C. Todd Mason
UGA Alumni (ABJ '99)
Powdered Doughnut Lover

[Braggadocioussss]

To answer your question no Steve Martin is not gay. Former Yankees manager Billy Martin however, was gay.

[Braggadocioussss]

To answer your question no Steve Martin is not gay. Former Yankees manager Billy Martin however, was gay.

[Braggadocioussss]

To answer your question no Steve Martin is not gay. Former Yankees manager Billy Martin however, was gay.

thank you

[TheDawgsAreOut]

Mr. T is my hero

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The best damn announcer the fake FOFL has ever seen! Check out my cd "Who cares who let them out, I know they're out!" in stores everywhere next month.

[Blackadar]

All your base are belong to us!

If this isn't the ultimate Dola-thread, I don't know what is...

[MIJB#19]

Originally posted by SackAttack:
If we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway, what are we supposed to do on Broadway?
Thinking of the original Dutch names of Wall Street and Broad Way, Wall Street is ment for eating your bread.
Broadway has got to be ment... ehr, how to say this un-Jerry-Springer-like... for payed pleasures.

[CubsFan915]

I like cheese and spam.

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Speaking as a Cubs fan, let me be the first to say...

WAIT TIL NEXT YEAR!

[Upstate_New_York]

Would Gargamel be considered a cannibal or a connoisseur?

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Blacky... I think we're just buying time now until TCY... just doing my best to make dolaposting chic until then http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~fof/ubb/smile.gif.

[FishFan]

I once tried to sniff Coke, but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose.

[Wilzone]

Is there such a thing as an inverted calzone??? Or would that just be considered a slice of pizza???

[Bing]

Who let the dogs out?

[Braggadocioussss]

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

[B & B]

Whatever happened to Jeff Query, didnt he have a mullet?

[Da Bears Fan]

Originally posted by Scarecrow:
I hate people who are Jayhawks!


I agree...go cats!

So much for my random thought

[Fritz]

Have you ever been abducted by Albinos?

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Originally posted by Ctown-Fan:
Fritz,

that was awesome.
So there!

[Upstate_New_York]

If Tony Bennett left his heart in San Francisco, does he have any other body parts strewn about the country?

[Ctown-Fan]

I just realized that TRO and Fishfan haven't posted much today . . . things must be getting busy at work http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~fof/ubb/smile.gif

And now that I think about it, with all the silly posts (like this one) it took for me to get over 900, I really appreciate QS 1000+ more--vary rarely are his brief.

BTW, friz, why don't you just make that your signature? I think it would make life a lot easier for you . . . .

Although, I want half a post credit each time you use it . . .

[FishFan]

Actually, we have been a little busy. The advertising company I work for hosted an event for the Mayor of Bloomington, John Fernanadez. Even had US Senator Evan Bayh drop by for awhile. Anyway, I was cordially invited to this event, so I took it upon myself to enjoy some free, catered food and liquor. Now I am back and ready to post!

How's that for a random thought.

[PackerFan]

Borboygma
Stomach growling

[Fritz]

Chickenmonkey

[PackerFan]

my random thought:

It sucks to get stuck with a stupid roommate your first year of college!

[Braggadocioussss]

Would you know my name if I saw you in Heaven?
Would you feel the same if I saw you in Heaven?
I must be strong and carry on,
'Cause I know I don't belong here in Heaven ......

Would you hold my hand if I saw you in Heaven?
Would you help me stand if I saw you in Heaven?
I'll find my way, through night and day,
'Cause I know I just can't stay here in Heaven .....

Time can bring you down, time can bend your knees.
Time can break your heart, have you begging .... please ...

Beyond the door, there's peace I'm sure.
And I know there'll be no more tears in Heaven .......

Would you know my name if I saw you in Heaven?
Would you feel the same if I saw you in Heaven?
I must be strong and carry on,
'Cause I know I don't belong here in Heaven .......

[Subby]

t h i s t h r e a d i s k i n d a s u c k y . . .

[mckerney]

"Would I lie to any of you? I've been coming to this bar since I was 15."

[bullz]

Hamburger Helper. Hamburglar.

Hamburglar Helper = the accomplice?

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Chris

Eagles #1, Ravens SB Champs!!!

[ohmslaw]

Why do the people at KMart look at you funny when you come in the store in full Salvation Army uniform, stinking of car wax, and buy all the Bridal magazines off the newsstand?

[ohmslaw]

Is it just me, or does anyone else think Gabrielle could do a lot better than Xena?

[ohmslaw]

Pick a herpes, any herpes:

Herpes simplex 1
Herpes simplex 2
Varicella zoster
Epstein-Barr
or Cytomegalovirus

[ohmslaw]

If you feel like a butch lesbian trapped in a man's body, doesn't that just make you schizophrenic?

[Quote Machine v 1]

Thank heaven for little girls..
Thank heaven! Four little girls..
Thank Kevin for little girls..

Arrest Kevin. That KP viewin' bastard.

"Someone help! The Royal One has gotten Chubby! tell him to put his drink on the Kosta and go do some calisthenics.."

"Would the front of a barracuda contain a FishFan belt? heheh..."

[Slacker]

A cucumber is neither a cue nor is it cumbersome.

[Karlifornia]

Why doesn't she need him for a father?
Not only made us, but I can thrive on his shit.
Goring my manhood turns a man off.
Like Pepe LePew would say,
Hey, hey, hey! -- then we clash!
I got my diddly spayed
She laughs about it.
Shrinking inflections if the wind blows just right.
Jacking themselves off polyester.
I wanna jump, this isn't right!
Hey, when am I getting it back?
I don't know why,
I got a joke too silly to say.
Don't touch the balls.
I got a dick, Dick -- hear my fucking hate!
If you're wondering, it's gaining monthly. (If your world is getting ugly)
Fiberglass insulated, the sky is cotton candy.
Spawning downstream, El Rancho Ovulate.
Freely kill him, make it wrong.
Bill has brought me deep in idyll. (idyll / anal)
Billy Slim reminds me of someone.
I'm sick of being Mother Love Bone. (I understand your fear for the love boat)
Don't need to kneel 'cause they wanna jump rope.
And I say, loooooook!
I got my diddly spayed,
I got a little tail,
Ahhhh, I got no balls.
Don't throw that ball.
I got a ..huh! huh!
When ya gonna learn?

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If you ever need anything please don't hesitate to ask someone else first.

Drink until she's cute, but STOP before the wedding.

[Braggadocioussssss]

salami

[Kekkonen]

To bring a civilized influence to the wilderness that is this thread, I offer my favorite Latin aphorism:

Vir prudens non contra ventum mengit.

(A wise man doesn't pee upwind.)

[Chief Rum]

Originally posted by Kekkonen:
To bring a civilized influence to the wilderness that is this thread, I offer my favorite Latin aphorism:

Vir prudens non contra ventum mengit.

(A wise man doesn't pee upwind.)

Heh, heh. He said "ventum." (Beavis laugh). <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0">

Chief Rum

[oldgiants]

Notary Sojac

[Kekkonen]

Chief, you Beavis wannabe you... here's an old Finnish aphorism:

Pakko mahtua kun on vihitty.

(It's gotta fit in, we're married now.)

[primelord]

dog the hatch dozo

[GrantDawg]

My favorite Latin phrase:

Vidi Vini Reqolae

(maybe missed spelled. Only been 16 years since highschool Latin)


"I came, I saw, I left"

[sachmo71]

My nose is stuffy.

[render]

The Moon is Purple. IT was proven mathematically, I don't remember how or when, but some sort of calculations on the moon returns a hexadecimal value for purple......


I like Purple....


The Moon is Purple.....

[craptacular]

Make sure you keep your pizzle away from the cockchafers.

[Ryche]

Yellow...what a great number

[bigdawg2003]

if a product is all natural, why the hell am i paying somebody for it?

[Schmidty]

Get with program.

[CamEdwards]

Originally posted by HornsManiac:
I really wish I was getting a blow job right now from this new intern that just left my office.

I'm hoping your intern's name isn't Carl.

And now a not so random thought... One day I'D like have an intern. One who could give really good blowjobs and talk baseball. Not at the same time. That would be weird.

"So how about my Red Sox, Sheila?"

"Ugga buggan Nomah guhh.. bug ah thing Pedroh miggha onna guffa uggah."

[revrew]

I saw latin quoted. Therefore I shall submit one of my favorites:

Semper ubi sub ubi

[cthomer5000]

I always thought it was really funny when Dikembe Mutumbo would do the 'no-no' finger wag at guys after blocking their shot. Why did the NBA start calling technicals for that?

[Kodos-n-Kang]

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it 'cuz of that song?

[3ric]

Do anyone actually believe HornsManiac gets laid every morning?

[Nirvanamats]

Damn I love cheese and crackers, especially after a few brews.

[Ksyrup]

Originally posted by 3ric:
Do anyone actually believe HornsManiac gets laid every morning?

That's no random thought, I've been wondering that same thing since I read his post!

[Ksyrup]

Originally posted by 3ric:
Do anyone actually believe HornsManiac gets laid every morning?

That's no random thought, I've been wondering that same thing since I read his post!

[Schmidty]

Originally posted by Ksyrup:
That's no random thought, I've been wondering that same thing since I read his post!

quote:
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Originally posted by 3ric:
Do anyone actually believe HornsManiac gets laid every morning?
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That's no random thought, I've been wondering that same thing since I read his post!

[HornsManiac]

Originally posted by 3ric:
Do anyone actually believe HornsManiac gets laid every morning?

Damn, these guys don't believe me. I guess some of us are fortunate and others aren't.

Wait HM, you are stretching the truth just a little and you need to come clean. Yeah that's right, sometimes it is not the best time of the month so I pass it up and sometimes I am out of town. Should have mentioned that to them I guess.

[WSUCougar]

If the Red Sox played the Cubs in the World Series, would anyone hear it?

Or would a black hole form?

MY favorite Latin phrase:

Vidi, vidi, VD...I came, I caught, I cancored.

[cubsfan23]

BABA BOOEY
<IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0">

[Braggadocioussssss]

Why do pornos always have such hallarious glorious titles?

[ShovelMonkey]

What does it mean if it hurts when I pee?

[CamEdwards]

dog balls.

[illinifan999]

Why can't I see my forehead?

If our baseball team wins a game, wil the world end?

Why can't I get this stupid zipper undone..............

[DataKing]

If 7-11 is open 24-hours-a-day, 7-days-a-week, why are there locks on the doors?

Things moved by boat = cargo
Things moved by car/truck = shipping

If a Missouri Tiger fell over in the forest, would anyone give a rat's patootie?

[Braggadocioussss]

I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, and spam!

[WSUCougar]

Sometimes a particular word all of a sudden looks bizarre to me. Like it's not actually a word. I remember one time I suddenly couldn't remember if "got" was a word. Got? What the hell does "got" mean?!?

Ohmygod!

ehgr\vb;knm

*face hits keyboard*

[KWhit]

I am a pheasant plucker.

I am a mother pheasant plucker.

I am the best pheasant plucker that ever plucked a mother pheasant.

[WussGawd]

My brain hurts...

[Easy Mac]

Why is it ok for a monkey to pick its ass, but when i do it people won't lick my fingers anymore.

[Kodos]

Yep. Cheddar is king of the cheeses.

[Craptacular]

If I could suck my own _______, I'd never get off the couch.

[Qwikshot]

Yokozuna!!

[McSweeny]

so anyone want a carrot with a vagina? the ultimate sex toy

[Qwikshot]

Originally posted by McSweeny
so anyone want a carrot with a vagina? the ultimate sex toy

Does Ranch dip come with it?

[bbor]

Hi

[B & B]

Varicella zoster

[AnalBumCover]

Will they ever bring back the McDLT?

[MylesKnight]

Is there a real Aunt Jemima? I'll tell you what, she is smokin' in that picture of her's on the syrup bottle.. Mmmmm..mmm. :D

[Fonzie]

I heart chloroform.:confused:

[Easy Mac]

Why do birds suddenly appear,
When I smoke pot and drink beer,
It must be, they long to be,
High with me.

[Tigercat]

Is it just me or is there a lot of random thread resurrections today?