Rejected Children's Books

[GrantDawg]

1. You Are Different and That's Bad

2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

3. Dad's New Wife Robert

4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share

5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book

6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking

7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence

9. All Cats Go to Hell

10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched

11. Some Kittens Can Fly.

12. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption

13. Grandpa Gets a Casket

14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator

15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia

16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

17. Strangers Have the Best Candy

18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way

19. You Were an Accident

20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

21. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games

22. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan

23. Your Nightmares Are Real

24. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?

25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School

26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

[Poli]

You're not thinking of writing a children's book, are you?

[GrantDawg]

You're not thinking of writing a children's book, are you?

Grantdawg's gude to spalling.

[LoneStarGirl]

These are old, my dad showed them to me while i was in the fourth grade. He had a great sense of humor. I have always wanted to know what a hamster looked like in a microwave

[GrantDawg]

These are old, my dad showed them to me while i was in the fourth grade. He had a great sense of humor. I have always wanted to know what a hamster looked like in a microwave
Never claimed they were original. I just saw them and thought they were funny.

[sachmo71]

Never claimed they were original. I just saw them and thought they were funny.


And you were right. Belly laugh of the day, and I needed it. Thanks!