Celebrity Hot or Not, Volume 1: Angelina Jolie!

[Kodos]

No pix, pls. Srry.

[B & B]

This poll is worthless w/o piks

[moriarty]

I'm suprised this is even a question.

[Honolulu_Blue]

This poll is worthless w/o piks
Yes, because no one knows or has ever seen Angelina Jolie before.

[WrongWay]

This is a woman that has definately become hotter with age.

[Honolulu_Blue]

List of People Who Are Insane (or perhaps blind or have bad taste or don't like women or have some other issue):

1. Kodos (Not surprising here. Not enough slobber or tentacles for our resident alien)
2. Butter of 69 (a good man, but no taste in women or universities)
3. Ksyrup (too obsessed with music and too knowledgeable on the subject to have a decent opinion on anything else)
4. I. J. Reily (this guy went to Oregon State, but apparently he wouldn't know a hot beaver if it bit him in the ass)
5. raf105 (I think this guy spends too much time playing sports sims to know enough about women)
6. pennywiseb (Parents: this is what happens when your children play one too many games of Werewolf. You have been warned)
7. Farrah Whitworth-Rahn (It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. ~Lawrence Durrell, Justine, 1957)
8. amdaily (also voted for George W. Bush, so he's clearly not right... in the head)
9. Klinglerware (David Klingler + Andre Ware. 'Nuff said.)
10. sachmo71 (sachmo *sighs* sachmo, sachmo, sachmo... *sighs and shakes head* one too many Trout in the rectum, I fear)
11. Godzilla Blitz (should stick to writing X-Com dynasty threads)
12. MattJones4Heisman (apparently one's assessment of potential Heisman trophy winners is linked to one's assessment of hotness... Who knew?)
13. Johnny93g (we now have incontrovertable evidence that being a Leafs fan can cause serious mental illness)
14. Path12 (he doesn't think Rachel Ray is hot. He doesn't think Angelina Jolie is hot. I think this guy just doesn't like women. Not that there's anything wrong with that!)
15. Racer (I now understand why this guy was playing in a fantasy football league where someone dropped Matt Hasselbeck to pick up Jake Plummer)
16. Galaxy (this from the man who started a thread entitled "The Importance of Physical Beauty". Isn't it ironic, don't ya think?)
17. Flasch186 (I'm sure this has something to do with 3R, GF, BF, BFF, MIG, KTT, TPG, UTC and the rest of them)
18. Warhammer (he is as confused about the hotness of women as he is about gameplans and position switches in FOF)
19. cwilloughby (we now realize why he was taking that class with that television uses and gratifications survey)
20. mtolson (stick to critiquing NFL uniforms and leave ciritquing the ladies to us (well, us meaning those not on this list of shame)
21. JonInMiddleGA (Ladies and gentlemen, we now have incontrovertable proof that Angelina Jolie is, without a scintilla of any doubt, hot)
22. rkmsuf (this little blue fella apparently only has eyes for Markie Post or smurfette)
23. dangarion (started a thread called "Bill Gates is a Sexay Beast." So Bill Gates is "sexay" and Angelina Jolie is not hot? Just wanted to get that clarified)
24. Desnudo (Wait a second, this from a man who once said about Angelina Jolie in a similar thread: "If I was picking on that picture alone, it'd be Jolie in a heartbeat. Bark like a dog! Yes ma'am!" What happened? Early alzheimer's setting in or some sort of foul play?)
25. Samifan (Those Post Grad Blues must have affected him more deeply than he could have ever imagined. Also, he's a Sami Kapanen fan. Sami. Kapanen.)
26. Greyroofoo (when asked why he voted "Not" Mr. Greyroofoo said "aal i know is that you can't count on anybody but yourself, wow, I'm so frickub wasted n right about now!")
27. Buccaneer (your sense of reality would be a little distorted too if you were an old man who spent countless hours day and night huddled in your basement watching grainy Betamax re-runs of "The Wonder Years" and Angie Harmon-era "Law & Order" episodes)
28. cthomer5000 (He said this about Linda Cohn (yes, that Linda Cohn) "I'd hit it." Linda Cohn he'd hit, Angelina Jolie is not hot. Whatever floats your boat, Scarlet Knight)
29. George W. Bush (see supra ## 8, 21)
30. GoCanes (apparently this guy is a "Dodger, NY Ranger, Titan and Laker fan". He apparently uses a similar system determining hotness as he does in determining which sports team he's a fan of)
31. graygoosetwelve (Someone once said that "Back Door Sluts ... [s]tarted to get repetitive around XII. Apparently graygooses are like the "Back Door Sluts" series, they started going down hill around XII)
32. Voo (big Dreamcast fan here. How's that working out for you?)
33. Axxon (this guy is a "huge" Harry Belafonte fan. So, let's ask Mr. Belafonte his opinion of Angelina Jolie. Harry? "Now I've courted many a girl. I've been in ports all around the world, but my rambling days are done I've been from Curacao up to Tokyo And I've found there's only one: And she is Angelina, Angelina..."
34. Easy Mac (Let's be honest, I don't think he ever truly recovered his wits after his rommate put that "PLEASE do not lower it past 70. THANK YOU" sign on the thermostat)
35. WVUFan (obviously he voted "not" because this guy just wants everyone to be on a level playing field, this way if someone thinks Rosie O'Donnell is hot they are on equal footing with someone who actually knows what "hot" means)
36. GoSeahawks (this vote has a lot in common with Hasselbeck's famous quote in that OT playoff game in Green Bay: "We want the ball, and we're gonna score!" Both are horribly wrong and even a bit stupid)
37. Castlerock (this guy once said "I love college hockey but the NHL holds zero interest. Yawn." His judgment has not improved since then)

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(please note that this list will be updated as this poll continues)

[Butter]

She needs to get some more colagen in those lips so you could just fold over her lips and sleep on them at night. Yuk.

[Kodos]

List of People Who Are Insane (or perhaps blind or have bad taste or don't like women or have some other issue):

1. Kodos

(please note that this list will be updated as this poll continues)

Way to go, Butter. VIVE LA RESISTANCE!!!

[jeff061]

List of People Who Are Insane (or perhaps blind or have bad taste or don't like women or have some other issue):

1. Kodos

(please note that this list will be updated as this poll continues)


Yes, I've heard many dissenting opinions about her. An enigma I'll never solve.

[moriarty]

This is a woman that has definately become hotter with age.

Just watched Mr and Mrs. Smith and I couldn't agree more.

[JeeberD]

She needs to get some more colagen in those lips so you could just fold over her lips and sleep on them at night. Yuk.

Have you seen pics of her as a kid? Those lips are real...

Oh, and I vote Uber Hot.

[Ksyrup]

I do not evaluate hotness without taking the entire person into account, and from what I know about her, she disgusts me. I think we've had this discussion before.

[B & B]

http://www.paddy-boehm.de/karikaturen/gross/Angelina-Jolie.jpg

[jeff061]

I do not evaluate hotness without taking the entire person into account, and from what I know about her, she disgusts me. I think we've had this discussion before.

The day she hits on me I'll do the same ;).

[Subby]

I didn't see an option for "really fucking hot"...

[gottimd]

She looks like a dirty little slut with DSL's and major funbags, so I'll go with hot.:D

[Kodos]

Keep in mind, these are on the celebrity scale, not the girl you see at Walmart scale, so apply a higher standard.

[Butter]

I do not evaluate hotness without taking the entire person into account, and from what I know about her, she disgusts me. I think we've had this discussion before.

Yes. I mean, she has been with Billy Bob Thornton for God's sake. That's enough for me right there.

[pennywisesb]

HB, you might as well add me to your list as well, she just doesn't do it for me...

[Ksyrup]

The few, the proud...the only FOFC'ers with discriminating taste.

[Subby]

The few, the proud...the only FOFC'ers with discriminating taste. Sweet. As a reward, we have sent indie beauty Martha Plimpton right over.

[Honolulu_Blue]

The few, the whacky...the FOFC'ers who are insane (or perhaps blind or have bad taste or don't like women or have some other issue).
Fixed.

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

Anyone who slept with Billy Bob Thornton by choice can't be hot.

[Raiders Army]

Anyone who slept with Billy Bob Thornton by choice can't be hot.
I think the same thing about Tommy Lee, but Heather Locklear and Pam Anderson are still pretty hot.

[Honolulu_Blue]

I do not evaluate hotness without taking the entire person into account, and from what I know about her, she disgusts me. I think we've had this discussion before.
I don't find Angelina Jolie unattractive physically, but she's a freak, and that pretty much ruins her for me. She's suggested that she really, really loves her brother (in a manner that made most people think she was talking about in a Hotel New Hampshire sense), she did the blood vial thing with Billy Bob, she's talked about having sex as a teenager in which the session ended by drawing knives and attacking each other...

Yeah, I'd say that pretty much ruins any attractiveness her physical appearance might suggest.
So, to get this straight. So, despite, her numerous awards for her humanatarian efforts with refugees, Angelina Jolie is "disgusting" because she "suggested" that she really loves her brother. She did the blood vial thing with her then husband, and she's talked about having sex as a teenager in which the session ended by drawing knives and attacking each other.

Now, pretty much everything else I've said in this thread is in good fun and in jest and I have no real desire or feel a need to defend Angelina Jolie (who I've never even come close to meeting).

That said, I just find it odd that some speculative rumors (and some actual facts, like the blood vial thing) about her (very) personal life would so outweigh her humantarian efforts as to make her "disgusting" on the inside (enough so to "ruin any attractiveness her physical appearance might suggest").

I mean, if we are really "taking the entire person into account", I would reckon that Jolie "entire person" would only enhance her physical beauty, no?

[Ksyrup]

Sweet. As a reward, we have sent indie beauty Martha Plimpton right over.
Hard to believe someone made a movie called Beautiful Girls and included both Plimpton AND Rosie O'Donnell.

[Kodos]

I think the same thing about Tommy Lee, but Heather Locklear and Pam Anderson are still pretty hot.


Well, at least Heather Locklear is.

[Ksyrup]

Well, at least Heather Locklear is.
Exactly. Pam Anderson is not in the same stratosphere as Heather Locklear.

[Honolulu_Blue]

Hard to believe someone made a movie called Beautiful Girls and included both Plimpton AND Rosie O'Donnell.
Poor Martha Plimpton. While she's certainly no hottie, I'll always have a soft spot in my heart for her because of her roll in "Goonies".

[Bonegavel]

... and Pam Anderson (is) still pretty hot.
Except for the whole Hep-C thing.

[Subby]

Hard to believe someone made a movie called Beautiful Girls and included both Plimpton AND Rosie O'Donnell. Natalie Portman balanced it out.

I mean, looking back. Not at that point in time. I mean...she was like 15 then.

Yeesh.

[Ksyrup]

Natalie Portman balanced it out.

I mean, looking back. Not at that point in time. I mean...she was like 15 then.

Yeesh.
There were several good looking girls/women in that movie, but that still doesn't absolve them of false advertisement.

[jeff061]

I'd let her stab me with a knife.

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

I think the same thing about Tommy Lee, but Heather Locklear and Pam Anderson are still pretty hot.I'll give them a pass. Assuming the rumours are all true of course. I've not seen the video myself.

[Grammaticus]

She looks like a dirty little slut with DSL's and major funbags, so I'll go with hot.:D
Absolutely! Just don't make me listed to her talk. Uh, moans, general sounds of passion and dirty talk excluded.

[MizzouRah]

9 people so far said not? ??confused??

[Grammaticus]

Hard to believe someone made a movie called Beautiful Girls and included both Plimpton AND Rosie O'Donnell.
Should have been called Beautiful Girl = Uma Thurman!

[Grammaticus]

9 people so far said not? ??confused??
They don't understand the difference between hot and soul mate. Both are not always subsets of each other.

[MacroGuru]

So you know, Angelina wins it with both me, as she does with Mrs.IndoorSoccerSim, I have already been told, that she wants Angelina as bad as I do....

[Subby]

All we need is for Bucc to come in here and tell us how gross she is and this vote will have gone down exactly as everyone expected. :D

[Ksyrup]

They don't understand the difference between hot and soul mate. Both are not always subsets of each other.
I differentiate between 'hot' and 'good looking.' I'll give you good looking, even with the lips. Hot...NOT. Women of all different types can be good looking. I rarely consider women who aren't "girl next door" types to be hot. There's something distinctly unattractive about excessive/overdone sex appeal.

[Ksyrup]

All we need is for Bucc to come in here and tell us how gross she is and this vote will have gone down exactly as everyone expected. :D
That's because we did this thread months ago. I even remember the Mrs. Indoorsoccersim part.

[Noop]

I'd hit it. Twice.

[MacroGuru]

That's because we did this thread months ago. I even remember the Mrs. Indoorsoccersim part.I was thinking, I remember typing this before....:D

[I. J. Reilly]

List of People Who Are Insane (or perhaps blind or have bad taste or don't like women or have some other issue):

4. I. J. Reily (this guy went to Oregon State, but apparently he wouldn't know a hot beaver if it bit him in the ass)(please note that this list will be updated as this poll continues)
Ooh, a witty double entendre using OSU’s mascot. That’s simply laziness HB, and I expect better. ;)
As for Jolie, she does have that freaky thing going on, but it’s a little over the top for me. She seems like the type of girl that isn’t going to be happy playing catcher all game long, if you get my drift. But hey, some guys dig that. Apparently 50 guys on this board dig that.

[MizzouRah]

So you know, Angelina wins it with both me, as she does with Mrs.IndoorSoccerSim, I have already been told, that she wants Angelina as bad as I do....
So does Mrs. MizzouRah.

[Honolulu_Blue]

Ooh, a witty double entendre using OSU’s mascot. That’s simply laziness HB, and I expect better. ;)
As for Jolie, she does have that freaky thing going on, but it’s a little over the top for me. She seems like the type of girl that isn’t going to be happy playing catcher all game long, if you get my drift. But hey, some guys dig that. Apparently 50 guys on this board dig that.
Heh! I thought it was quite clever. Then again, your whopping 75 posts up til then didn't give me much to work with. This #76, however.... ;)

[JeeberD]

So does Mrs. MizzouRah.

And the future Mrs JeeberD as well...

[I. J. Reilly]

Heh! I thought it was quite clever. Then again, your whopping 75 posts up til then didn't give me much to work with. This #76, however.... ;)
Fair enough.
I notice no attempt was made to distance yourself from the suggested activities in my first post. Interesting, not that there’s anything wrong with that.

[duckman]

Oh yeah, I'd hit that!

[Mustang]

There's something distinctly unattractive about excessive/overdone sex appeal.

I agree.. there is skank hot and girl next door hot.. I prefer the latter...

[CamEdwards]

So does Mrs. MizzouRah.

So does Mrs. CamEdwards

[Godzilla Blitz]

Wow. I never guessed I'd be in such a small minority.

[Galaxy]

Never understood the appeal of Jolie. She's cute and has a nice body, but she's not hot in my book.

[Galaxy]

I rarely consider women who aren't "girl next door" types to be hot. There's something distinctly unattractive about excessive/overdone sex appeal.

What would you consider excessive?

[Flasch186]

she grosses me out in MIB kind of way...could one have longer arms?

[LoneStarGirl]

She is one of the very few women that make me contemplate becoming a lesbian.

[Flasch186]

She is one of the very few women that make me contemplate becoming a lesbian.

cuz she looks kinda manlike?

[pennywisesb]

cuz she looks kinda manlike?


LMAO :)

[Ksyrup]

What would you consider excessive?
I know it when I see it. I just don't like women who try too hard, even if they can pull it off. It's a turn-off for me.

[rkmsuf]

I'd take Markie Post any day of the week over her.

[Honolulu_Blue]

I'd take Markie Post any day of the week over her.
She's all yours, smurfman.

[Kodos]

I'd take Markie Post any day of the week over her.

True. Even with the age difference!

[Kodos]

List of People Who Are Insane (or perhaps blind or have bad taste or don't like women or have some other issue):

1. Kodos (Not surprising here. Not enough slobber or tentacles for our resident alien)
2. Butter of 69 (a good man, but no taste in women or universities)
3. Ksyrup (too obsessed with music and too knowledgeable on the subject to have a decent opinion on anything else)
4. I. J. Reily (this guy went to Oregon State, but apparently he wouldn't know a hot beaver if it bit him in the ass)
5. raf105 (I think this guy spends too much time playing sports sims to know enough about women)
6. pennywiseb (Parents: this is what happens when your children play one too many games of Werewolf. You have been warned)
7. Farrah Whitworth-Rahn (It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. ~Lawrence Durrell, Justine, 1957)
8. amdaily (also voted for George W. Bush, so he's clearly not right... in the head)
9. Klinglerware (David Klingler + Andre Ware. 'Nuff said.)
10. sachmo71 (sachmo *sighs* sachmo, sachmo, sachmo... *sighs and shakes head* one too many Trout in the rectum, I fear)
11. Godzilla Blitz (should stick to writing X-Com dynasty threads)
12. MattJones4Heisman (apparently one's assessment of potential Heisman trophy winners is linked to one's assessment of hotness... Who knew?)
13. Johnny93g (we know have incontrovertable evidence that being a Leafs fan can cause serious mental illness)
14. Path12 (he doesn't think Rachel Ray is hot. He doesn't think Angelina Jolie is hot. I think this guy just doesn't like women. Not that there's anything wrong with that!)
15. Racer (I know understand why this guy was playing in a fantasy football league where someone dropped Matt Hasselbeck to pick up Jake Plummer)
16. Galaxy (this from the man who started a thread entitled "The Importance of Physical Beauty". Isn't it ironic, don't ya think?)
17. Flasch189 (I'm sure this has something to do with 3R, GF, BF, BFF, MIG, KTT, TPG, UTC and the rest of them)
18. Warhammer (he is as confused about the hotness of women as he is about gameplans and position switches in FOF)
19. cwilloughby (we now realize why he was taking that class with that television uses and gratifications survey)
20. mtolson (stick to critiquing NFL uniforms and leave ciritquing the ladies to us (well, us meaning those not on this list of shame)
21. JonInMiddleGA (Ladies and gentlemen, we now have incontrovertable proof that Angelina Jolie is, without a scintilla of any doubt, hot)

(please note that this list will be updated as this poll continues)

You really feel strongly about this, don't you?

[Honolulu_Blue]

You really feel strongly about this, don't you?
No. Not really. I'm just really bored. Really... really bored. Nothing going on at work today.

[Ksyrup]

Who the hell is this Flasch189 imposter? SD, ban him!

[st.cronin]

This is like posting a poll asking if Wayne Gretzky was a good hockey player or not. I mean, come on people.

[Honolulu_Blue]

This is like posting a poll asking if Wayne Gretzky was a good hockey player or not. I mean, come on people.
An apt analogy, my friend.

[Subby]

cuz she looks kinda manlike? You are thinking of Jennifer Garner.

[Raiders Army]

You are thinking of Jennifer Garner.
Tru dat

[SnDvls]

I kinda just want to vote no to see what HB would say about me.

I wouldn't say she's hot, but she attractive. I guess that would be a no.

[George]

List of People Who Are Insane (or perhaps blind or have bad taste or don't like women or have some other issue):

1. Kodos (Not surprising here. Not enough slobber or tentacles for our resident alien)
2. Butter of 69 (a good man, but no taste in women or universities)
3. Ksyrup (too obsessed with music and too knowledgeable on the subject to have a decent opinion on anything else)
4. I. J. Reily (this guy went to Oregon State, but apparently he wouldn't know a hot beaver if it bit him in the ass)
5. raf105 (I think this guy spends too much time playing sports sims to know enough about women)
6. pennywiseb (Parents: this is what happens when your children play one too many games of Werewolf. You have been warned)
7. Farrah Whitworth-Rahn (It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. ~Lawrence Durrell, Justine, 1957)
8. amdaily (also voted for George W. Bush, so he's clearly not right... in the head)
9. Klinglerware (David Klingler + Andre Ware. 'Nuff said.)
10. sachmo71 (sachmo *sighs* sachmo, sachmo, sachmo... *sighs and shakes head* one too many Trout in the rectum, I fear)
11. Godzilla Blitz (should stick to writing X-Com dynasty threads)
12. MattJones4Heisman (apparently one's assessment of potential Heisman trophy winners is linked to one's assessment of hotness... Who knew?)
13. Johnny93g (we know have incontrovertable evidence that being a Leafs fan can cause serious mental illness)
14. Path12 (he doesn't think Rachel Ray is hot. He doesn't think Angelina Jolie is hot. I think this guy just doesn't like women. Not that there's anything wrong with that!)
15. Racer (I know understand why this guy was playing in a fantasy football league where someone dropped Matt Hasselbeck to pick up Jake Plummer)
16. Galaxy (this from the man who started a thread entitled "The Importance of Physical Beauty". Isn't it ironic, don't ya think?)
17. Flasch186 (I'm sure this has something to do with 3R, GF, BF, BFF, MIG, KTT, TPG, UTC and the rest of them)
18. Warhammer (he is as confused about the hotness of women as he is about gameplans and position switches in FOF)
19. cwilloughby (we now realize why he was taking that class with that television uses and gratifications survey)
20. mtolson (stick to critiquing NFL uniforms and leave ciritquing the ladies to us (well, us meaning those not on this list of shame)
21. JonInMiddleGA (Ladies and gentlemen, we now have incontrovertable proof that Angelina Jolie is, without a scintilla of any doubt, hot)
22. rkmsuf (this little blue fella apparently only has eyes for Markie Post or smurfette)

(please note that this list will be updated as this poll continues)

Well done, HB!

[Bee]

Well done, HB!

Except for the know = now thing...;)

[st.cronin]

I was most impressed with the Durrell reference. I don't know that I've ever been more impressed with fofc.

[SnowMan]

And the future Mrs JeeberD as well...There's a trend here, as the future SnowLady agrees.

[Honolulu_Blue]

Except for the know = now thing...;)Thanks for that! Just cleaned it up. The list is most definitely a work in progress.

[vex]

24. Desnudo (Wait a second, this from a man who once said about Angelina Jolie in a similar thread: "If I was picking on that picture alone, it'd be Jolie in a heartbeat. Bark like a dog! Yes ma'am!" What happened? Early alzheimer's setting in or some sort of foul play?)

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[st.cronin]

Ooh, a witty double entendre using OSU’s mascot. That’s simply laziness HB, and I expect better. ;)
As for Jolie, she does have that freaky thing going on, but it’s a little over the top for me. She seems like the type of girl that isn’t going to be happy playing catcher all game long, if you get my drift. But hey, some guys dig that. Apparently 50 guys on this board dig that.

I'm ok not playing point guard the entire game. Besides, nobody wants to play with a ball hog.

[cuervo72]

Hmm, Mrs. Cuervo has never expressed anything besides repulsion towards Ms. Jolie. Must have been in a different batch of females than the rest of y'all's.

[I. J. Reilly]

I'm ok not playing point guard the entire game. Besides, nobody wants to play with a ball hog.
I'm confused, too many metaphors, but I'm pretty sure we're not talking about the same thing here.

[WrongWay]

Anyone who slept with Billy Bob Thornton by choice can't be hot.
Funny this makes her even hotter in my book. A woman that would sleep with Billy Bob might sleep with me. In other words; I think I might have a shot. :)

[oliegirl]

There's a trend here, as the future SnowLady agrees.


So does Mrs. Radii...

As I have stated many times before, she is on the very short list of women who I would switch teams for...and as for Mr. and Mrs. Smith, there are no words to accurately describe how smoking hot and sexy she was in that movie!

[path12]

I would say Brad Pitt is a fool, since I would pick Jennifer Aniston over Jolie any day of the week........however, he has nailed them both so I've got to give props for that.

[Galaxy]

Funny this makes her even hotter in my book. A woman that would sleep with Billy Bob might sleep with me. In other words; I think I might have a shot. :)

She your hot toy this year?

[Buccaneer]

HB: I'll fill in the blanks for you. Buccaneer (don't like glam chicks with lips of a camel)

[Axxon]

So, to get this straight. So, despite, her numerous awards for her humanatarian efforts with refugees, Angelina Jolie is "disgusting" because she "suggested" that she really loves her brother. She did the blood vial thing with her then husband, and she's talked about having sex as a teenager in which the session ended by drawing knives and attacking each other.

Now, pretty much everything else I've said in this thread is in good fun and in jest and I have no real desire or feel a need to defend Angelina Jolie (who I've never even come close to meeting).

That said, I just find it odd that some speculative rumors (and some actual facts, like the blood vial thing) about her (very) personal life would so outweigh her humantarian efforts as to make her "disgusting" on the inside (enough so to "ruin any attractiveness her physical appearance might suggest").

I mean, if we are really "taking the entire person into account", I would reckon that Jolie "entire person" would only enhance her physical beauty, no?

Perfect place to log my opinion.

I really think I'd get along with her as a person. I think she's quirky and has a good heart. A bit odd but not unaware of the fact. Nothing wrong with that. I'm attracted by that side actually.

Physically though, she doesn't do it for me. She may well be hot but not to me. I'll admit that she is attractive and I've seen pictures of her that are extremely hot but I've seen ugly women who look hot under the right circumstances too.

Overall, the kicker is the lips. I find large lips creepy. I always have. Now, her's aren't large enough to be creepy exactly but they're too big to not be noticible as a defect to me and it mars the hotness factor. They draw attention to themselves and they are inherently an unattractive feature to me.

I really could use two votes. If I'm speaking objectively ( what people like ) rathere than subjectively ( what I like ) I'd of course vote yes. She's a beautiful woman.

I voted subjectively though and to me she's not hot.

[Grammaticus]

Alright, someone's gotta do it. A little inspiration for the thread ;)


http://www.thefilmasylum.com/albums/Angelina-Jolie/aae.jpg

[Axxon]

Alright, someone's gotta do it. A little inspiration for the thread ;)


http://www.thefilmasylum.com/albums/Angelina-Jolie/aae.jpg

Of course, for every one of those there's one of these.

http://www.starpulse.com/Actresses/Jolie,_Angelina/gallery/9/

[Honolulu_Blue]

HB: I'll fill in the blanks for you. Buccaneer (don't like glam chicks with lips of a camel)
You aint gettin' off that easy, old man.

[Galaxy]

When will Volume 2 be posted?

[Buccaneer]

You aint gettin' off that easy, old man.
That's cool but don't forget the lips of a camel part.

[Ksyrup]

So, to get this straight. So, despite, her numerous awards for her humanatarian efforts with refugees, Angelina Jolie is "disgusting" because she "suggested" that she really loves her brother. She did the blood vial thing with her then husband, and she's talked about having sex as a teenager in which the session ended by drawing knives and attacking each other.

Now, pretty much everything else I've said in this thread is in good fun and in jest and I have no real desire or feel a need to defend Angelina Jolie (who I've never even come close to meeting).

That said, I just find it odd that some speculative rumors (and some actual facts, like the blood vial thing) about her (very) personal life would so outweigh her humantarian efforts as to make her "disgusting" on the inside (enough so to "ruin any attractiveness her physical appearance might suggest").

I mean, if we are really "taking the entire person into account", I would reckon that Jolie "entire person" would only enhance her physical beauty, no?
I really don't care about her humanitarian efforts. That doesn't increase her "hotness" any more than it did for Princess Diana. It might make me think better of her as human, but that's got precious little to do with whether I think she's hot. The bottom line for me is - given who she is, what she does, and how she acts/dresses, I don't find her hot. That said, I don't really have anything against this particular person. In fact, I'm not sure I've even seen a movie she's been in. I have this same opinion about 75% of the women in Hollywood right off the bat. It's just what they do and how they do it that turns me off.

[Desnudo]

She looks like she likes it in the keister which is a plus, but I still vote not.

[Grammaticus]

I really don't care about her humanitarian efforts. That doesn't increase her "hotness" any more than it did for Princess Diana. It might make me think better of her as human, but that's got precious little to do with whether I think she's hot. The bottom line for me is - given who she is, what she does, and how she acts/dresses, I don't find her hot. That said, I don't really have anything against this particular person. In fact, I'm not sure I've even seen a movie she's been in. I have this same opinion about 75% of the women in Hollywood right off the bat. It's just what they do and how they do it that turns me off.

Okay, I'll take the bait, who is a well known Hollywood starlet that you do think is Hot?

[Ksyrup]

Hell, I don't know. I don't really pay attention to Hollywood anymore. I just took my daughter to see Narnia, and that was the first movie I've seen at a theater since Finding Nemo. I couldn't care less about movie stars.

Generally speaking, though, I'd say ones that are more cute than overtly sexy, and who seem to live more down to earth lives than typical stars. Whether anyone really fits that description, I don't know and I don't care. It's not like I really even care about Angelina Jolie; I just answered the damn question. :)

[Grammaticus]

I'd take Markie Post any day of the week over her.
Ah..yes, the missing link between Meg Ryan and Ginger Lynn. I think they are all three sisters.

[Flasch186]

Of course, for every one of those there's one of these.

http://www.starpulse.com/Actresses/Jolie,_Angelina/gallery/9/


...definition of a banshee....right there....I stand by my vote of not.

[rkmsuf]

Ah..yes, the missing link between Meg Ryan and Ginger Lynn. I think they are all three sisters.


ooh Meg Ryan pre hideous facial surgery. I wanted to bang the cute right out of her. Still would even if she looks like the joker.

[Ksyrup]

ooh Meg Ryan pre hideous facial surgery. I wanted to bang the cute right out of her. Still would even if she looks like the joker.
Meg Ryan circa When Harry Met Sally...mmmmm.

[rkmsuf]

Meg Ryan circa When Harry Met Sally...mmmmm.


Meg Ryan/Markie Post steel cage match, naked and frolicing.

[Galaxy]

HB, will you be updating the list?

[Honolulu_Blue]

HB, will you be updating the list?The list should be fully updated. 34 "Nots", 34 clowns on "The List."

I just edit the original list on the first page. So it's all there.

[Schmidty]

I used to think she was very hot, but every time I see her, her appeal shrinks. She's like a mannequin with nightcrawlers for lips.

[Bonegavel]

ooh Meg Ryan pre hideous facial surgery. I wanted to bang the cute right out of her. Still would even if she looks like the joker.hehe, my first LOL of the day.

Her smile is joker-licious now. Awesome.