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oliegirl
12-20-2005, 02:25 PM
If I did, radii might get to the mail first, and then I wouldn't have been able to throw out the Victoria's Secret Semi Annual Sale catalog before he got home!
Draft Dodger
12-20-2005, 02:26 PM
why ya gotta be a playa hata?
GreenMonster
12-20-2005, 02:27 PM
So not only can he not touch, he can't even look.. Thats rough..
sovereignstar
12-20-2005, 02:27 PM
chicks with tiny asses don't do it for me
bbor
12-20-2005, 02:27 PM
Sucks to be him.
gottimd
12-20-2005, 02:28 PM
Too bad he gets a subscription at work.
JeeberD
12-20-2005, 02:29 PM
But...but...how is he supposed to buy you lingerie for Valentines Day now?
cartman
12-20-2005, 02:29 PM
Like my Grandpa always said:


It don't matter where you get your appetite, as long as you eat at home.
WSUCougar
12-20-2005, 02:29 PM
Hey! He should be able to enjoy the menu, as long as he doesn't order any of the food.
Draft Dodger
12-20-2005, 02:30 PM
chicks with tiny asses don't do it for me

unless you pay them
Honolulu_Blue
12-20-2005, 02:31 PM
Well done. From what I've been told by Lady H_B Victoria's Secret bras and panties are overpriced and of poor quality. Radii can buy his bras and panties elsewhere and get better value.
Honolulu_Blue
12-20-2005, 02:32 PM
unless you pay them
:D
WSUCougar
12-20-2005, 02:33 PM
Well done. From what I've been told by Lady H_B Victoria's Secret bras and panties are overpriced and of poor quality. Radii can buy his bras and panties elsewhere and get better value.
I think your user title should now be "Bra and Panties Bang-for-the-Buck Boy" :D
CamEdwards
12-20-2005, 02:42 PM
chicks with tiny asses don't do it for me

I second that emotion.
DanGarion
12-20-2005, 02:43 PM
So now he can't buy you anything?

Fortunately he can just go on their website...
Subby
12-20-2005, 02:45 PM
Oprah told me that a suprising percentage of stay-at-home moms are crystal meth addicts.
stevew
12-20-2005, 02:47 PM
Oprah told me that a suprising percentage of stay-at-home moms are crystal meth addicts.


....who plan swing parties and toss salads.
kcchief19
12-20-2005, 02:48 PM
Don't be a crotch blocker.
Honolulu_Blue
12-20-2005, 02:54 PM
If I did, radii might get to the mail first, and then I wouldn't have been able to throw out the Victoria's Secret Semi Annual Sale catalog before he got home!
Woah. Wait a second. I just put two and two together... You throw away the Victoria's Secret Semi Annual Sale catalog before your man gets home, but you're sitting around drooling at pictures of Groundhog?

Whoa....I'd hit it all night long and then start again in the morning! ;)

Seriously, Groundhog is hot!
And looking for more yet still!

C'mon, post them so Farrah and I can decide if you are hitable or not :)
For shame!

Hypocrisy... thy name is oliegirl.

Based on this realization, I'm standing by Radii. I will not, not I say, post my picture in that thread for the likes of you and She-Rahn and the rest of the ladies of FOFC to drool over (sorry ladies, sometimes like a surgeon, I must cut to heal). I will deprive you of the pleasure of my radiant visage as you have deprive Radii of the pleasure of Victoria's Secret. Trust me, you're the one who is on the losing end of this one... I'm smokin'
KevinNU7
12-20-2005, 02:55 PM
If I did, radii might get to the mail first, and then I wouldn't have been able to throw out the Victoria's Secret Semi Annual Sale catalog before he got home!
bitch
KevinNU7
12-20-2005, 02:56 PM
Based on this realization, I'm standing by Radii. I will not, not I say, post my picture in that thread for the likes of you and She-Rahn and the rest of the ladies of FOFC to drool over (sorry ladies, sometimes like a surgeon, I must cut to heal). I will deprive you of the pleasure of my radiant visage as you have deprive Radii of the pleasure of Victoria's Secret. Trust me, you're the one who is on the losing end of this one... I'm smokin'
GOLD
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
12-20-2005, 02:56 PM
Bah. Victoria's Secret is for lightweights. Here at the Rahn household, we get the Frederick's catalog. :D
st.cronin
12-20-2005, 02:56 PM
It's always a relief when I get home first and am able to toss the adam and eve catalog before my girlfriend gets her hands on it.
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
12-20-2005, 03:25 PM
....who plan swing parties and toss salads.Yeah, that pretty much takes up most of MY day.
oliegirl
12-20-2005, 03:25 PM
Hey - don't judge me til you've seen the contents of my dresser drawers!
Fonzie
12-20-2005, 03:26 PM
Hey - don't judge me til you've seen the contents of my dresser drawers!So show us your drawers then.
DanGarion
12-20-2005, 03:28 PM
Fortunately my girlfriend has no problem with me getting Maxim, FHM, Stuff, and Playboy sent to my place. And when she gets Victoria's Secret sent to her's she lets me look through it and we pick stuff out for her...
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
12-20-2005, 03:28 PM
Hey - don't judge me til you've seen the contents of my dresser drawers!Ok you're on your own now my friend. :p
oliegirl
12-20-2005, 03:34 PM
Ok you're on your own now my friend. :p

What about sisterhood and Girl Power and all that stuff? We are supposed to stick together! :confused:
SackAttack
12-20-2005, 03:35 PM
This is why wives don't belong on a football board.

Seriously, in what deranged state of mind were you that you thought you'd get any kind of "you go, girl!" at a place like this for tossing your dude's catalog before he could see it?
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
12-20-2005, 03:37 PM
What about sisterhood and Girl Power and all that stuff? We are supposed to stick together! :confused:Well I don't know what's in your drawers :p

You should do for Radii what I do for Arlie.

Get him a subscription to Men's Health. Arlie gets to look at the Frederick's catalog, including all the pages I've dogeared, and I get to look at his Men's Health. Mission accomplished for both of us. :D
Noop
12-20-2005, 03:38 PM
I am uncomfortable with where this thread is going.
WSUCougar
12-20-2005, 03:42 PM
Glamour magazine?
cuervo72
12-20-2005, 05:56 PM
.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Ok, what's the story here?
cuervo72
12-20-2005, 05:58 PM
we get the Frederick's catalog. :D

Waitwaitwait.

Mr. Buff has a catalog?
Raiders Army
12-20-2005, 06:07 PM
This is a messed up thread. Throwing away near-porn, for crissake!!!
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
12-20-2005, 06:59 PM
Waitwaitwait.

Mr. Buff has a catalog?
http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/images/smilies/confused.gif

Frederick's of Hollyood?
sterlingice
12-20-2005, 07:08 PM
Woah. Wait a second. I just put two and two together... You throw away the Victoria's Secret Semi Annual Sale catalog before your man gets home, but you're sitting around drooling at pictures of Groundhog?


And looking for more yet still!


For shame!

Hypocrisy... thy name is oliegirl.

Based on this realization, I'm standing by Radii. I will not, not I say, post my picture in that thread for the likes of you and She-Rahn and the rest of the ladies of FOFC to drool over (sorry ladies, sometimes like a surgeon, I must cut to heal). I will deprive you of the pleasure of my radiant visage as you have deprive Radii of the pleasure of Victoria's Secret. Trust me, you're the one who is on the losing end of this one... I'm smokin'Too bad he gets a subscription at work.Not that the post by H_B isn't pure gold, but to put his mind at ease, I'm sure gottimd has a handle on the situation- all is not lost for Radii ;)

SI
Groundhog
12-20-2005, 07:13 PM
Woah. Wait a second. I just put two and two together... You throw away the Victoria's Secret Semi Annual Sale catalog before your man gets home, but you're sitting around drooling at pictures of Groundhog?


Come now Honolulu, let's be fair... she's only human :D
cuervo72
12-20-2005, 07:33 PM
Waitwaitwait.

Mr. Buff has a catalog?

http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/images/smilies/confused.gif

Frederick's of Hollyood?

In some cultures, this might be considered an attempt at lighthearted humor, an attempt at a play on words (http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/member.php?u=257), if you will.

(and frankly, an imagining of something that would make us ALL excited)
sabotai
12-20-2005, 07:33 PM
If I did, radii might get to the mail first, and then I wouldn't have been able to throw out the Victoria's Secret Semi Annual Sale catalog before he got home!
Evil, EVIL, woman.....I like your style!
Easy Mac
12-20-2005, 07:37 PM
Do any other guys receive Victoria Secret catalogs? I haven't bought anything for a girl from there in 5 years, and that was 4 addresses ago, yet they somehow still send me a catalog. I'm not complaining, but my closet is filling up with FHM, Stuff, Maxim and Victoria Secret.
Honolulu_Blue
12-20-2005, 07:40 PM
Do any other guys receive Victoria Secret catalogs? I haven't bought anything for a girl from there in 5 years, and that was 4 addresses ago, yet they somehow still send me a catalog. I'm not complaining, but my closet is filling up with FHM, Stuff, Maxim and Victoria Secret. I just received the catalog at issue in the mail today. I didn't check to see whether it was addressed to me or Lady H_B.
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
12-20-2005, 08:16 PM
In some cultures, this might be considered an attempt at lighthearted humor, an attempt at a play on words (http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/member.php?u=257), if you will.

(and frankly, an imagining of something that would make us ALL excited)Be kind. I'm one of the special kids.