Celebrity Hot or Not, Vol. 13: Melissa Stark

[Kodos]

After our 12th poll, Pamela Anderson gets edged out by Teri "Van Sex" Hatcher by .06 percent. Baywatch be shamed! Next up, the lovely and talented... Melissa Stark!


Anna Kournikova 90.97
Natalie Portman 86.06
Evangeline Lilly 81.20
Angelina Jolie 78.49
Danica Patrick 59.17
Jennifer Lopez 44.23
Teri Hatcher 37.96
Pamela Anderson 37.90
Uma Thurman 35.51
Gillian Anderson 35.48
Cameron Diaz 31.67
Patrick Dempsey 27.27

[rkmsuf]

She's kind of meh to me for some reason. I'm more of a Bonnie Bernstein fan.

[MIJB#19]

Melissa who?

[gkb]

I had to google this one.

http://www.motivational-celebrity-speakers.com/players/melissastarck.gif

She's cute, but not hot in my estimation...

And I missed the Pam Anderson one, but I agree with a lot of the posters there. The whole disease thing removes any hopes of hotness for me.

[stevew]

Without pics, this thread is useless.

[rkmsuf]

her cans look bigger than I remember in that pic

[Cringer]

I have yet to see a female sports reporter who I would consider HOT. Starkis the best perhaps but not hot.

[Raiders Army]

She's kind of meh to me for some reason. I'm more of a Bonnie Bernstein fan.
/agree, although Bonnie has a large nose that you can't always tell that it's large because she's usually looking at the camera.

[st.cronin]

I bet she'd look great wearing nothing but a Bruins jersey.

[George]

She's kind of meh to me for some reason. I'm more of a Bonnie Bernstein fan.

I voted "hot," but I'm with you on Bonnie Bernstein.

[Celeval]

Any day of the week, and twice on Sundays (and Monday nights).

[WSUCougar]

Mmmm. Hot like a little frosted Pop Tart.

[MIJB#19]

I have yet to see a female sports reporter who I would consider HOT.Maybe in your country. :D

[JeeberD]

I would have to go with "damn cute" rather than "hot"...

[Cuckoo]

I've been voting but don't often chime in. However, I felt it necessary to say...

Hot. Yes, hot.

[Kodos]

I thought she would be doing better than this. In my book, she is HOT!

[tucker342]

I would have to go with "damn cute" rather than "hot"...
Agreed...

There's no doubt I'd smash if given the chance, but I wouldn't consider her celebrity level hot.

[tucker342]

dola-

Than just like that I accidently pick Hot... opps

[WSUCougar]

dola-

Than just like that I accidently pick Hot... opps
Admit it. You like Pop Tarts.

[Radii]

With no in between choices, when I think "very pretty" or "damn cute" I go with hot, which is what I'm doing here.

[cuervo72]

Hot, as is Bonnie.

[BuffaloHuskey]

I would love to come home to her, but I would not give her celebrity hot

[Klinglerware]

Maybe in your country. :D

Please do share, MIJB#19...

[Cringer]

Please do share, MIJB#19...

I second this request.

Also, maybe I have seen stuff on spanish TV and dont remember. There are always hot chicks on spanish TV, even if it's a kids show.

[saldana]

saw her in person, definitely hot

[MIJB#19]

Please do share, MIJB#19...
Nah, I'll look silly when I do that. The crop of the cream of a 15M population can never compete with the most beautiful of a 300M population. Hotness is always each to their own and I'm not sure Dutch women compare well against All American looks.

Anyway, for the most popular female sports reporter here, may Google be your friend, but I have no clue what it will provide really. Danielle Overgaag used to do well on the hotness scale overhere until fall 2004. But then, she's not my personal favorite and 2006 isn't 2000, when she apparently won some national award for hottest woman in the country on the internet.

[JonInMiddleGA]

... but I have no clue what it will provide really.

It'll give HA an alternative to sandwiches. ;)

She's kinda got a Rebecca Romijin-Stamos thing going on or something, quality hottie AFAIC. I've Googled far worse, that's for sure.

[Swaggs]

I think she is okay, but no hotter than probably 15-25 girls I can see driving through UNC's or WVU's campus.

[Desmond]

She's Mom Hot and Schoolteacher Hot, but she's not "OMG did you see that girl?" hot. Her face borders on odd and cute, and her breasts are bigger than I remembered.

I just noticed that she has some very long legs and a real short torso. That probably would increase my desire to see her naked.

[rkmsuf]

She's Mom Hot and Schoolteacher Hot, but she's not "OMG did you see that girl?" hot. Her face borders on odd and cute, and her breasts are bigger than I remembered.


we really need to see the cans to make and informed call here.

pix plz thx

[Desmond]

we really need to see the cans to make and informed call here.

pix plz thx


I will not risk a banning. But man, they are pretty damn big. And on that short torso nuntheless. I bet they take up much of her upper body when unfurled.

[rkmsuf]

I will not risk a banning. But man, they are pretty damn big. And on that short torso nuntheless. I bet they take up much of her upper body when unfurled.

I always thought she was an a cup or something. This is like discovering plutonium.

[Surtt]

I think she is okay, but no hotter than probably 15-25 girls I can see driving through UNC's or WVU's campus.

Are you are saying there are only 15 - 25 hot girls going to UNC?

[Swaggs]

Are you are saying there are only 15 - 25 hot girls going to UNC?

No, it means I can only get away with looking at 15-25 of them before getting elbowed by my wife.

[Godzilla Blitz]

Pretty, cute, but not hot.

[vtbub]

No, it means I can only get away with looking at 15-25 of them before getting elbowed by my wife.Sunglasseshttp://www.operationsports.com/fofc/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

[Rockstar]

After our 12th poll, Pamela Anderson gets edged out by Teri "Van Sex" Hatcher by .06 percent. Baywatch be shamed! Next up, the lovely and talented... Melissa Stark!


Anna Kournikova 90.97
Natalie Portman 86.06
Evangeline Lilly 81.20
Angelina Jolie 78.49
Danica Patrick 59.17
Jennifer Lopez 44.23
Teri Hatcher 37.96
Pamela Anderson 37.90
Uma Thurman 35.51
Gillian Anderson 35.48
Cameron Diaz 31.67
Patrick Dempsey 27.27

Its funny (in a laughing kind of way, as opposed to a laughing at you kind of way) that there is so much debate on this subject.
I dont believe for a second that there is one female on this list that any of the non-homsexual type guys here wouldnt run over hot coals to nail. Like Cameron Diaz. 31 %?? Yea, 69% of the guys here would tell her "Sorry, I just dont find you hot". Not intended to slam anyone, just strikes me as odd.

[Rockstar]

Dola. There should be a third choice: Hot enough.

[Klinglerware]

Its funny (in a laughing kind of way, as opposed to a laughing at you kind of way) that there is so much debate on this subject.
I dont believe for a second that there is one female on this list that any of the non-homsexual type guys here wouldnt run over hot coals to nail. Like Cameron Diaz. 31 %?? Yea, 69% of the guys here would tell her "Sorry, I just dont find you hot". Not intended to slam anyone, just strikes me as odd.

One can argue, however, that one does not imply the other.

[GrantDawg]

Begs the question? "What is hot?"

I say hot equals more than hittable, but less than what some on here seem to suggest (some kind of flawlessness).

[Raven Hawk]

Very bangable.

[st.cronin]

Its funny (in a laughing kind of way, as opposed to a laughing at you kind of way) that there is so much debate on this subject.
I dont believe for a second that there is one female on this list that any of the non-homsexual type guys here wouldnt run over hot coals to nail. Like Cameron Diaz. 31 %?? Yea, 69% of the guys here would tell her "Sorry, I just dont find you hot". Not intended to slam anyone, just strikes me as odd.

I would run hard from Pamela Anderson. I have honestly had NIGHTMARES about her. She terrifies me.

[Solecismic]

I haven't voted on any of these, but count me in on Bonnie Bernstein. I'm starting a write-in campaign. Melissa Stark isn't ugly by any means, but Bonnie should take her place.

[Lorena]

I like Bonnie Bernstein as a reporter, but as hotter than Melissa... probably not. Bonnie seems like an easy-goin' girl that drinks beers and burps.

Melissa's cute... but not hot, imo. BTW, didn't she just have a baby? That might be why her breasts are so big.

[Solecismic]

I like Bonnie Bernstein as a reporter, but as hotter than Melissa... probably not. Bonnie seems like an easy-goin' girl that drinks beers and burps.

Blasphemy!

True story, I once broke up with a girl because we had a date over at her place, and she downed an entire sixpack of crappy beer and kept belching. It wasn't just the beer, it was that she thought the burping was funny.

These days, a "tramp stamp" on the small of the back would be grounds for a "three-and-out" (dumping after the third date) as well. I'm nothing if not a snob.

[st.cronin]

Blasphemy!

True story, I once broke up with a girl because we had a date over at her place, and she downed an entire sixpack of crappy beer and kept belching. It wasn't just the beer, it was that she thought the burping was funny.

These days, a "tramp stamp" on the small of the back would be grounds for a "three-and-out" (dumping after the third date) as well. I'm nothing if not a snob.

I don't think that makes you a snob. That sounds perfectly sane.

[Antmeister]

Its funny (in a laughing kind of way, as opposed to a laughing at you kind of way) that there is so much debate on this subject.
I dont believe for a second that there is one female on this list that any of the non-homsexual type guys here wouldnt run over hot coals to nail. Like Cameron Diaz. 31 %?? Yea, 69% of the guys here would tell her "Sorry, I just dont find you hot". Not intended to slam anyone, just strikes me as odd.


Well I think there is a huge difference in what a guy considers "hot" and what guys consider "hittable". The "hotness factor" is what you use if you are lucky enough to choose any female you want. The "hittable factor" is a tool you use when you have limited choices. If the poll said "Would you hit it?", we would have near 100% on most of these polls.

[lighthousekeeper]

well said. :)

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

Chicks should not, I repeat, should not be sportscasters. They ask the dumbest questions like "You just won the Superbowl and scored a bazillion points. How do you feel right now?"

I always secretly wish these players would say "How do you think I feel beotch?".

Ugh. They bug me.

[st.cronin]

Chicks should not, I repeat, should not be sportscasters. They ask the dumbest questions like "You just won the Superbowl and scored a bazillion points. How do you feel right now?"

I always secretly wish these players would say "How do you think I feel beotch?".

Ugh. They bug me.

While it's true that women sportscasters ask the stupidest questions imaginable, they are not generally stupider than the questions male sportscasters ask.

[Desnudo]

Well I think there is a huge difference in what a guy considers "hot" and what guys consider "hittable". The "hotness factor" is what you use if you are lucky enough to choose any female you want. The "hittable factor" is a tool you use when you have limited choices. If the poll said "Would you hit it?", we would have near 100% on most of these polls.

I think the only two on the list right now that aren't hittable are Pamela Anderson (disease), and Patrick Dempsey (male).

[Lorena]

Chicks should not, I repeat, should not be sportscasters. They ask the dumbest questions like "You just won the Superbowl and scored a bazillion points. How do you feel right now?"

I always secretly wish these players would say "How do you think I feel beotch?".

Ugh. They bug me.

I couldn't disagree with you more... for every female reporter that asks a stupid question, there's a male reporter that does the same as well.

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

for every female reporter that asks a stupid question, there's a male reporter that does the same as well.No doubt. One of our local Fox guys comes to mind.

But it's so stereotypical of the chicks to ask about feelings. I guess that's what really bugs me.

[jeff061]

I couldn't disagree with you more... for every female reporter that asks a stupid question, there's a male reporter that does the same as well.
Agreed. And the women look good doing it ;).

[Schmidty]

Totally and untterly average and boring. Give me meat on her and less fake blonde hair, and I might think she's decent.