just when i didnt think people could be any more bizzare...

[saldana]

http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3191923,00.html

what sort of drugs do you figure she was on?

[Draft Dodger]

whoa

[Fonzie]

This is a particularly odd way of exclaiming your joy:

"I'm the happiest girl on earth," the bride said as she chocked back tears of emotion. "I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert," she stressed.

[stevew]

All she needs is a dolphinoplasty.

[sachmo71]

More ammo for the anti gay marriage crowd.

Next up...man marries toaster. Jerry Faldwell's head explodes.

[Fonzie]

Next up...man marries toaster. Jerry Faldwell's head explodes.
I'd pay good money to see either of those.

[WSUCougar]

BTW, you're thread title took me awhile to fully decipher...;)

[Axxon]

More ammo for the anti gay marriage crowd.

Next up...man marries toaster. Jerry Faldwell's head explodes.

Already been done. :D

Central scrutinizer:
This is the central scrutinizer... joe and his date are going
back to the apartment to have a little party...

Joe:
Sy borg
Gimme dat,
Gimme dat

Sy borg
Gimme dat, give me
De chromium leg,

I beg

Sy borg
Gimme dat,
Gimme dat

Sy borg
Gimme dat, give me
De chromium leg,

Little wires,
Pliers, tires
They turn me on

Maybe I�m crazy
Maybe I�m crazy
Maybe I�m crazy,
Mon...

Stroking several of sy�s gleaming appendages, joe continues...

Gee, sy
This is a real groovy
Apartment
You�ve got here

Sy borg:
All government
Sponsored recreational
Services are clean and
Efficient

Joe:
This is exciting
I never plooked
A tiny chrome-plated
Machine
That looks like a
Magical pig
With marital aids
Stuck all over it
Such as yourself
Before

Sy borg:
You�ll love it!
It�s a way of life.

Joe:
Does that mean
Maybe later
You�ll plook me...

Sy borg:
If you wish, we may
Have a groovy orgy

Joe:
Just me and you?

Sy borg:
I share this apartment
With a modified
Gay bob doll
He goes all the way...
Ever try oral sex with
A miniature rubberized
Homo-replica?

Joe:
No, ah, not yet,
Ah, is this him?

Sy borg:
This is him.
Your wish is
His command
He likes you
He wants to kiss
You always
Just tell him what
You want

Joe:
Really?
Hi, little guy
Think I might get a
Tiny, but exciting
Blow...job...

Gimme dat,
Gimme dat
Blow job...
Gimme dat, give me
De chromium cob.

Sy borg:
Bend over.

Joe:
Gay bob
Blow job
Gimme dat,
Gimme dat
Blow job
Gimme dat, give me
De chromium cob

Sy borg:
You�ll love it!
It looks just like a
Telefunken u-47.

Joe:
Little leather cap
And trousers
They look so gay..
Warren just bought some
Warren just bought some
Warren just bought some
Hey...

Sy borg:
Bob is tired.
Plook me now,
You savage rascal
Ehhh! that tickles.
You are a fun person
I like you.
I want to kiss
You always.

Joe:
Gee, this is great
How�s about some
Bondage and
Humiliation

Sy borg:
Anything you say,
Master.

Joe:
Oh no, I don�t believe
It
You�re way more fun
Than mary...

Sy borg:
You�re plooking
Too hard...

Joe:
And cleaner than
Lucille...

Sy borg:
Plooking on me...

Joe:
What have i
Been missing
All these years?

Sy borg:
Too hard

Joe:
Sy...

Sy borg:
Too hard

Joe:
Sy...

Sy borg:
Plooking too hard
On me-e-e-e-e...

Joe:
Speak to me
Oh no...
The golden shower
Must have shorted out
His master circuit
He�s, he�s, oh my god
I must have
Plooked him...
Hey
To death...
Hey

Central scrutinizer:
This is the central scrutinizer... you have just destroyed one
model xqj-37 nuclear powered pan- sexual roto-plooker and you�re
gonna have to pay for it! so give up, you haven�t got a chance.

Joe:
But i...
I, i, i, i, i...
I can�t pay
I gave all my money
To some kinda groovy
Religious guy...
Two songs ago...

Central scrutinizer:
Come on out son...
Between the two of us
We�ll find a way to
Work it out

[AlexB]

Hibbert: Troy McClure? I thought he disappeared after that scandal at the aquarium.
Louie: Hey, I thought you said Troy McClure was dead.
Tony: No, what I said was: "He sleeps with the fishes". You see...
Louie: Uh, Tony, please, no. I just ate a whole plate of dingamagoo...

[Senator]

"I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert,"

If I had a nickel for everytime we heard that down at the precinct.

[M GO BLUE!!!]

So is Cindy a boy dolphin or a girl dolphin?

I just wonder why she would marry a dolphin... What was she thinking? What was her porpoise?

[Greyroofoo]

Damn those dolphins! Taking away all the white women :(

[Tasan]

... What was her porpoise?That took, what, almost 12 posts? I find that simply amazing for around here ;- )