Chuck who?

[Neon_Chaos]

Chuck Norris crossed paths with Kurt Angle. Norris delivered a deadly roundhouse kick that Angle caught and quickly reversed into the Ankle lock, breaking Norris' ankle in the process. With a BROKEN. FREAKIN. NECK.

[Barkeep49]

Huh?

[QuikSand]

Fiction! All of it! Lies!

[MacroGuru]

http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showthread.php?t=45753&highlight=Norris

[Maple Leafs]

It's true.

[QuikSand]

Chuck Norris shits out little pieces of twerps like Kurt Angle after breakfast, and doesn't even flinch.

[duckman]

You suck!....You suck!....You suck!....You suck!.....

[Rockstar]

Chuck Norris watched exactly ONE episode of Foxs 24. His only comment was : "It would have only taken me an hour, you puss."

[Neon_Chaos]

It's true.
OH IT'S TRUE. IT'S DAMN TRUE!