HT spams of the week

[BillyNYC]

Interesting batch of spam this week. I guess with my team doing well thus far, the spam quality has increased accordingly:

1. From a Bosnian:

Subject Hello
You will not belive what will i propose to you now... Its like this, i whant you to buy a player from me (its awfull) because i really need the money to prossper. this is something like a charity thing...

2. From a Brit with a broken caps lock key:

GOOD MORNING CAN U PLS DO ME A FAVOUR AND BUY ME A HATTRICK SUPPORTER I REALLY NEED ONE PLS HELP ME I HAVE NO MONEY AND I HOPE BY THE GRACE OF THE ALMIGHTY GOD U WOULD BE KIND AND HELP ME OUT
I REALLY NEED A TEAM LOGO FOR MY CLUB THATS WHY AM ASKIN U THIS FAVOUR HOPE U WONT TURN ME DOWN MAY GOD RICHLY BLESS U
SINCERELY YOURS
NESTORE LORE
UNDEFEATABLE

Spiffy.

[vex]

lol, funny stuff.

[JFiz]

I love when people make it sound like Supporter will help them be better at the game or something. They talk about it like without it, they are at some supreme disadvantage, I don't get it :/

[FrogMan]

I like the charity thing one :)

FM

[Poli]

One of the perks of not being the NT. No more spam.

[tucker rocky]

2. From a Brit with a broken caps lock key:
GOOD MORNING CAN U PLS DO ME A FAVOUR AND BUY ME A HATTRICK SUPPORTER I REALLY NEED ONE PLS HELP ME I HAVE NO MONEY AND I HOPE BY THE GRACE OF THE ALMIGHTY GOD U WOULD BE KIND AND HELP ME OUT

I get these once in awhile, trying to put you on the guilt trip by getting the "man above" involved.

I HAVE NO MONEY
A lazy bum, get a job.