PING: Trolls...

[Ben E Lou]

Can we get some of y'all where you could be useful: in the Werewolf threads and the draft threads?

Thanks in advance.

[Ben E Lou]

Dola:

The soccer and hockey threads, too.

[cthomer5000]

yes.

[JeeberD]

Let me log into one of my alts and I'll see what I can do for you...

[saldana]

this thread has inspired me Skydog........









......to write a Werewolf game based on FOFC. the l33t vs. the Trolls. instead of being lynched at the end of the day, you will be banned. :)

[bbor]

Dola:

and hockey threads, too.

Ease up on the hockey.....EH!:D

[stevew]

The hattrick board is a wide open canvas as well.

[sterlingice]

Dola:

The soccer and hockey threads, too.We already get more than enough "is that still around?" posts as it is. k, thx.

SI

[Schmidty]

I didn't realize how much my PM pissed him off.

[hoopsguy]

I'm pretty sure that Skydog would be lousy at werewolf.

[EagleFan]

Hmmm, Front Office Forum Moderator (you can be l33t, a troll, a lurker or take over the ultimate role of moderator)



I'm not sure if all SkyDog's enforced bannings should count in the record books though, I heard a rumor that steroids were involved. ;)

[Lorena]

this thread has inspired me Skydog........









......to write a Werewolf game based on FOFC. the l33t vs. the Trolls. instead of being lynched at the end of the day, you will be banned. :)

Don't do it or I'll be forced to read 'em!

[Butter]

Dola:

The soccer and hockey threads, too.

I don't know about those, but if you trolls wanted to pop up in any of the 68,000 threads talking about Georgia, that would be a-OK.

[gottimd]

I don't know about those, but if you trolls wanted to pop up in any of the 68,000 threads talking about Georgia, that would be a-OK.
Do you mean the 68K threads about Tucker athletics? Because I found my local High School athletics to be exhilirating when I was in high school, that I need to read about High School athletics in a county in georgia as well.:D

[JonInMiddleGA]

Can we get some of y'all where you could be useful: in the Werewolf threads and the draft threads?

As opposed to all of the threads with scintillating conversation about FOF?
Or the oh-so-enlightening threads about politics & religion?

Granted, the werewolf threads are tired, and the draft threads are a fad that will probably not die off quite as soon as they should but ... WTF else do you want?

You're the one who allows off-topic stuff here, not us. And YOU are the one who can control that, not any of the posters.

Sorry SD, but this here thread deserves a hearty
:rolleyes:

[WSUCougar]

Sorry SD, but this here thread deserves a hearty
:rolleyes:
I call your :rolleyes: and raise you a :p

[Ksyrup]

Do you mean the 68K threads about Tucker athletics? Because I found my local High School athletics to be exhilirating when I was in high school, that I need to read about High School athletics in a county in georgia as well.:D
As SD would say...Word.

[Noop]

Funny.

They say shorty stay wit it, she a beast in the bed
My partna turn me on and said her name was block head

[Butter]

Do you mean the 68K threads about Tucker athletics? Because I found my local High School athletics to be exhilirating when I was in high school, that I need to read about High School athletics in a county in georgia as well.:D

Well, those, and any threads that say "you know you're from Atlanta when" or even mentioning Georgia, or talking about the South in general.

The South (yes, as a collective group) needs to get over themselves. It's a decent place to live and all and I know they think they're the greatest thing since sliced bread and the North and the rest of the country eats it... but, as others like to say (and I will as well in regards to the Civil War): "Scoreboard". :eek: :p

[JonInMiddleGA]

"Scoreboard".

But that's just the halftime score.

[gottimd]

Well, those, and any threads that say "you know you're from Atlanta when" or even mentioning Georgia, or talking about the South in general.

The South (yes, as a collective group) needs to get over themselves. It's a decent place to live and all and I know they think they're the greatest thing since sliced bread and the North and the rest of the country eats it... but, as others like to say (and I will as well in regards to the Civil War): "Scoreboard". :eek: :p
Butter of 69, drops back to the top of the key......jump shot...COUNT IT!!!

[Bee]

I know they think they're the greatest thing since sliced bread

I've never understood what makes sliced bread so great.

[gottimd]

I've never understood what makes sliced bread so great.
Have you ever tried to make a sandwich out of a loaf of bread? It is so much easier to make one if you take slices of bread off of the loaf.

[Chubby]

I've never understood what makes sliced bread so great.
Have you ever tried eating a whole loaf of bread that wasn't sliced?

[Bee]

I usually eat french bread and just rip it open with my hands if I want to make a sandwich.

[Ksyrup]

The South (yes, as a collective group) needs to get over themselves. It's a decent place to live and all and I know they think they're the greatest thing since sliced bread and the North and the rest of the country eats it... but, as others like to say (and I will as well in regards to the Civil War): "Scoreboard". :eek: :p
Yes, I think you'll find that the vast majority of southerners and their descendants were born here and rue the day the north took our slaves away from us. :rolleyes: SD, in particular, is still upset at how that war turned out, I'm sure...

[gottimd]

:rolleyes: SD, in particular, is still upset at how that war turned out, I'm sure...You mean the Franco-Prussian war, right?

[Butter]

Yes, I think you'll find that the vast majority of southerners and their descendants were born here and rue the day the north took our slaves away from us. :rolleyes: SD, in particular, is still upset at how that war turned out, I'm sure...

Sadly, Florida does not count as part of the "South". They are just Florida, the South's crazy cousin with all the Northerners in it.

[WSUCougar]

Speaking of south, I think this thread is headed there...

[rkmsuf]

enter hello.jpg

[Ksyrup]

Sadly, Florida does not count as part of the "South". They are just Florida, the South's crazy cousin with all the Northerners in it.
Which goes to show you know nothing about what you're typing. You've obviously never spent any time north of Orlando, or on the east coast north of West Palm Beach to Jax.

[gottimd]

Which goes to show you know nothing about what you're typing. You've obviously never spent any time north of Orlando, or on the east coast north of West Palm Beach to Jax.
And I bet neither of you have been in my kitchen.

[gottimd]

enter hello.jpg
http://www.pvc.maricopa.edu/~sheets/training/TIDE/tide_pics/hello.JPG

[Ksyrup]

And I bet neither of you have been in my kitchen.
Oh yes, I have. HICKSVILLE!

[Butter]

Which goes to show you know nothing about what you're typing. You've obviously never spent any time north of Orlando, or on the east coast north of West Palm Beach to Jax.

Sure I did. I drove through it on my way to Disney World, just like all the other Northerners. Come to think of it, that area DID have a creepy Deliverance vibe about it. Maybe you guys could go ahead and split into North Florida and South Florida just for continuity's sake... and then we'll split California up too and get to 52 states that way.

This is the Troll thread, right?

[gottimd]

Oh yes, I have. HICKSVILLE!
No silly, I live near DC, not ohio.

http://www.hicksvilleusa.com/

[Ksyrup]

Sure I did. I drove through it on my way to Disney World, just like all the other Northerners. Come to think of it, that area DID have a creepy Deliverance vibe about it. Maybe you guys could go ahead and split into North Florida and South Florida just for continuity's sake... and then we'll split California up too and get to 52 states that way.

This is the Troll thread, right?
Believe me, if I could gift South Florida (the east coast, not west coast) to some other country - hell, even Cuba - I'd do it in a heartbeat. There already is a division amongst the people who live here and there, anyway. Even in the practice of law, you don't dare bring a Miami attorney into a Tallahassee courtroom if you want to win.

[Ksyrup]

No silly, I live near DC, not ohio.

http://www.hicksvilleusa.com/
Yes, I know. But we're talking about your kitchen, not DC.

[gottimd]

Yes, I know. But we're talking about your kitchen, not DC.
Well my kitchen isn't a town, city, suburb, etc. So that just makes absolutely no sense.

Oh yeah, well your living room is in Bumblef*ck! and Your bedroom is the BOONDOCKS!

[Flasch186]

i dont even know what Werewolf is other than annoying thread titles that I never click on. Perhaps a tutorial would be helpful. Not guaranteeing anything but as of now...its like Greek.

[Ksyrup]

Well my kitchen isn't a town, city, suburb, etc. So that just makes absolutely no sense.

Oh yeah, well your living room is in Bumblef*ck! and Your bedroom is the BOONDOCKS!
I was...kinda...referring to...the people who inhabit your kitchen. Hey, at least I chuckled to myself.

[Passacaglia]

i dont even know what Werewolf is other than annoying thread titles that I never click on. Perhaps a tutorial would be helpful. Not guaranteeing anything but as of now...its like Greek.

Word. I don't get why people have a problem with threads that they don't need to click on! It's not even like long annoying posts that make you *gasp* hit the space bar two or three times! Just don't click on the thread!
:rolleyes:

[Ksyrup]

Yeah, I don't get that, either. I don't care about Werewolf or Hattrick (when it was around), and I'm surprised SD does, either. Some strange goings-on around here lately...

[rkmsuf]

Yeah, I don't get that, either. I don't care about Werewolf or Hattrick (when it was around), and I'm surprised SD does, either. Some strange goings-on around here lately...

you just lost your edit button mr.

[Ksyrup]

I only edit for grammar to try to impress Kickstand.

[Crapshoot]

Well, those, and any threads that say "you know you're from Atlanta when" or even mentioning Georgia, or talking about the South in general.

The South (yes, as a collective group) needs to get over themselves. It's a decent place to live and all and I know they think they're the greatest thing since sliced bread and the North and the rest of the country eats it... but, as others like to say (and I will as well in regards to the Civil War): "Scoreboard". :eek: :p

:D :D :D

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

Can we get some of y'all where you could be useful: in the Werewolf threads I heart the One True Dark Jedi.

[Ben E Lou]

Dang, do I have to put a smiley after EVERY sarcastic/tongue-in-cheek post I make??? :confused: Y'all should know by now that I'm quite good at ignoring things that don't interest me. :p

[saldana]

Dang, do I have to put a smiley after EVERY sarcastic/tongue-in-cheek post I make??? :confused: Y'all should know by now that I'm quite good at ignoring things that don't interest me. :p

so since you were only kidding, do you want me to pencil you in for the game ??

[Ben E Lou]

so since you were only kidding, do you want me to pencil you in for the game ??There's a level in between being serious and only kidding: lighthearted teasing (which is what was intended...)

[saldana]

There's a level in between being serious and only kidding: lighthearted teasing (which is what was intended...)

thats why i was gonna use a pencil.....even though that would scratch my screen pretty badly

[Ben E Lou]

I don't know about those, but if you trolls wanted to pop up in any of the 68,000 threads talking about Georgia, that would be a-OK.Nah. I'd ban them if they did that. :p

[saldana]

dola, that would be a pretty funny game though....if i gave every player an actual FOFCer that they had to role play....

"your role is: Blade6119 - you must make more posts than everyone else in the game, even if they are entirely meaningless, and you must offend and piss off at least 3 people, making one want to quit entirely before day 3 or you will be banned" :D

[JeeberD]

I would SO want to be a part of that game! :D

[saldana]

I would SO want to be a part of that game! :D


'your role is JeeberD - you will have an important part in the game, say very little, and then get banned at a critical point in the game for posting pictures of tubgirl"

[Eaglesfan27]

dola, that would be a pretty funny game though....if i gave every player an actual FOFCer that they had to role play....

"your role is: Blade6119 - you must make more posts than everyone else in the game, even if they are entirely meaningless, and you must offend and piss off at least 3 people, making one want to quit entirely before day 3 or you will be banned" :D
Blade has perfected that role.

[Passacaglia]

I don't get it, then. How is it a joke? I mean, I knew you were saying it tongue-in-cheek before, but I still don't get the joke.

[JeeberD]

'your role is JeeberD - you will have an important part in the game, say very little, and then get banned at a critical point in the game for posting pictures of tubgirl"

:D

Both times I've gotten boxed I was also playing a WW game, so getting boxed would have to be a requirement!

Oh, and I was saying as much in that last game as I did in my previous WW games. I'm just not as verbose as some when it comes to WW...

[Ben E Lou]

'your role is JeeberD - you will have an important part in the game, say very little, and then get banned at a critical point in the game for posting pictures of tubgirl":D

...but the king of posts would need to say very MUCH, wouldn't he?

[Butter]

Nah. I'd ban them if they did that. :p

Damn you, SkyDog!

SkyyyyyyyyyyyDooooooooooog!!!!! *shakes fists at sky*

[JeeberD]

I don't get it, then. How is it a joke? I mean, I knew you were saying it tongue-in-cheek before, but I still don't get the joke.

Troll

[saldana]

i have to stop before i really do piss someone off....

"your role is: schmidty - every time blade posts something referring to you, you must get pissed off and rip into him in the thread...the more profanity the better"

[JeeberD]

:D

...but the king of posts would need to say very MUCH, wouldn't he?

I always get accused of trying to fly under the radar during WW games because I don't post a ton in the games...

[gottimd]

i have to stop before i really do piss someone off....

"your role is: schmidty - every time blade posts something referring to you, you must get pissed off and rip into him in the thread...the more profanity the better"
These are actually quite interesting and funny.

[Alan T]

These are actually quite interesting and funny.


lol I agree

[Desnudo]

i have to stop before i really do piss someone off....

"your role is: schmidty - every time blade posts something referring to you, you must get pissed off and rip into him in the thread...the more profanity the better"

More please

[saldana]

lol I agree

"your role is Alan T - you will spend the entire game kissing blades ass and making his ego grow with every post. your own posts will have absolutely no original content, and simply be reiterations of everything blade says"

[saldana]

More please

"your role is Desnudo - you are ALWAYS a very quiet player whose vote ALWAYS come at the last second. the only reason people dont lynch you on the first day is so you will post that little white chart with the color dots, otherwise, you have no purpose"

[SnDvls]

dola, that would be a pretty funny game though....if i gave every player an actual FOFCer that they had to role play....

"your role is: Blade6119 - you must make more posts than everyone else in the game, even if they are entirely meaningless, and you must offend and piss off at least 3 people, making one want to quit entirely before day 3 or you will be banned" :D

no offense Blade, but this was damn funny. Good post Sal

[SnDvls]

dola - in case I forget

Vote SkyDog

[saldana]

and of course

"your role is Saldana - you possess a 200 IQ and are easily the smartest person in the game. everyone else realizes this and you will be lynched for absolutely no reason sometime early in the game, which your team will then lose because of your absence."

why do i feel like Jim Carrey in the boardroom scene from Liar, Liar?

[Desnudo]

"your role is Desnudo - you are ALWAYS a very quiet player whose vote ALWAYS come at the last second. the only reason people dont lynch you on the first day is so you will post that little white chart with the color dots, otherwise, you have no purpose"

Haha, well I asked for it.

[saldana]

Haha, well I asked for it.

sorry, but you did ask

[Poli]

Skydog would get lynched on Day One. No doubt about it.

[sterlingice]

and of course

"your role is Saldana - you possess a 200 IQ and are easily the smartest person in the game. everyone else realizes this and you will be lynched for absolutely no reason sometime early in the game, which your team will then lose because of your absence."

why do i feel like Jim Carrey in the boardroom scene from Liar, Liar?Rather you mean:

"Your role is Saldana- You're an occasional poster who makes witty jokes about frequent posters, we'll call them "Elitists", until you go one too far and offend someone. You haven't been heard from since..." ;)

"I Remember Larry" - Weird Al
(One of my favorite "demented" Weird Al songs- doesn't top "The Night Santa Went Crazy" but is quite fun in a dark and creepy sort of way, particularly the italicized verse which is pretty creepy in the fast, upbeat music)

Say, do you remember that guy Larry next door
Well, he always was the neighborhood clown
Like the time he took my pants off and he took those color pictures
And posted copies all over town
Or the time that he dumped toxic waste on my lawn
Or those wacky prank phone calls from midnight 'till dawn
What a crazy kid Larry was, always foolin' around

Boy, what a joker
What a funny, funny guy
I'll never forget about Larry
No matter how I try

Say, do you remember when I lost all my hair
'Cause Lar' gave me that Nair shampoo
And hey, how 'bout the day he put Ben Gay inside my jockstrap
And filled my toothpaste tube with glue
All those wedgies he gave, all those shoestrings he tied
All those brownies he made with the Ex-lax inside
Oh Lar', I swear, it was a laugh a minute with you

Boy, what a joker
What a funny, funny guy
I'll never forget about Larry
No matter how I try

You know I couldn't help but laugh
Even though he treated me like slime
Remember when he cut my car in half?
Well, he really got me good that time!

Say, do you remember when I broke in Larry's house
Late at night and tied his mouth with a rag
Then I dragged him by his ankles to the middle of the forest
And stuffed him in a big plastic bag
If the cops ever find him, who knows what they'd say
But I'm sure if ol' Lar' were still with us today
He would have to agree with me it was a pretty good gag

Oh boy, what a joker
What a funny, funny guy
I'll never forget about Larry
No matter how I try
Oh boy, what a joker
What a funny, funny guy
I'll never forget about Larry
No matter how I try
No matter how I try

Oh, I remember Larry...

SI

[Blade6119]

dola, that would be a pretty funny game though....if i gave every player an actual FOFCer that they had to role play....

"your role is: Blade6119 - you must make more posts than everyone else in the game, even if they are entirely meaningless, and you must offend and piss off at least 3 people, making one want to quit entirely before day 3 or you will be banned" :D
While i do actually take this personally, and dont really enjoy your comment as i dont think ive ever made such a one about you, i can say that an FOFC member game has been heavily discussed, and it if it does go from drawing board to fruition it would most likely be invite only.

[rkmsuf]

take your little werewolf humor and bickering to the werewolf thread


any of them

[JeeberD]

While i do actually take this personally, and dont really enjoy your comment as i dont think ive ever made such a one about you,

Where's SD and his "Lighten up, Francis" pic when we need it?

[Blade6119]

Where's SD and his "Lighten up, Francis" pic when we need it?
I would normally agree...but then i make the same kind of comments(last game for certain) and everyone calls me an asshole and elitist...i hate hyposcrisy

[Desnudo]

take your little werewolf humor and bickering to the werewolf thread


any of them

You need room for more Heaven Pacific pizza screwing jokes?

[hoopsguy]

Saldana, I was planning on doing this exact idea as part of my next game. But now it will probably be less funny since people will think I'm ripping off your idea here :(

I don't think I would have gone random with those either ... would have assigned someone like Sir Fozzie to play the role of Blade :) But would have probably let the player assigned the role free-form with it while asking people not to be so over-the-top as to start more FOFC WW infighting.

I think Dubb deserves a description from you as well.

Maybe this should be its own thread, as we are now thread-jacking a trolls call-out. Or we could go the other way, in true werewolf fashion, and bump this post up to 1,500 posts in the next week.

[Eaglesfan27]

These are actually quite interesting and funny.
I agree. Of course, you know what they say about every joke... :)

[Desnudo]

I agree. Of course, you know what they say about every joke... :)

Blade will get upset?

[sterlingice]

I'm sure it's all cute and fun until you're the one getting roasted and take it personally...

SI

[rkmsuf]

You need room for more Heaven Pacific pizza screwing jokes?

I need room to think, to create. Werewolves distract me.

[rkmsuf]

I'm sure it's all cute and fun until you're the one getting roasted and take it personally...

SI


take out the correct syntax and punctuation and you're jbmagic.

[Desnudo]

I need room to think, to create. Werewolves distract me.

So the Troll thread is your muse?

[saldana]

Saldana, I was planning on doing this exact idea as part of my next game. But now it will probably be less funny since people will think I'm ripping off your idea here :(

I don't think I would have gone random with those either ... would have assigned someone like Sir Fozzie to play the role of Blade :) But would have probably let the player assigned the role free-form with it while asking people not to be so over-the-top as to start more FOFC WW infighting.

I think Dubb deserves a description from you as well.

Maybe this should be its own thread, as we are now thread-jacking a trolls call-out. Or we could go the other way, in true werewolf fashion, and bump this post up to 1,500 posts in the next week.


Hoops, i just started firing these off the cuff. If you are gonna do this game, Please do, just make sure i get to play, as i think it will be a friggin classic! Plus, since i deeply offended blade, he probably wont play in any more of my games, and it wouldnt be and FOFC game with out him.

and i vote for continuing to jack this thread

"your role is dubb93 - as a highly gifted player, no one will ever believe anything you say, and will be suspected of being a wolf in every single game. as a result of all this suspicion, you will get pissed off and quit, only to come back again, get pissed off and quit, rinse, repeat, so on and so forth. you also hang your head in shame at your greatest defeat at the hands of the brilliant saldana, who is still laughing about tricking everyone into killing you"

[Schmidty]

Which goes to show you know nothing about what you're typing. You've obviously never spent any time north of Orlando, or on the east coast north of West Palm Beach to Jax.

Yeah. I live in a tiny town at the edge of Polk and Osceola county for almost 9 years, and I can definitely say that parts of Florida can be considered "The South".

[rkmsuf]

So the Troll thread is your muse?

No, I'm just trying to prevent further werewolf infestation.


*Feels like Santa Clara around here only with werewolves.





*bonus points if you get the reference

[Desnudo]

No, I'm just trying to prevent further werewolf infestation.


Feels like Santa Clara around here only with werewolves.

Maybe you should try one. You never know, you might like it. All the thrills of posting at FOFC, but in werewolf form.

[rkmsuf]

Maybe you should try one. You never know, you might like it. All the thrills of posting at FOFC, but in werewolf form.

You werewolves are very persuasive. The lure of the animal. Some might call it kovorka.

[JeeberD]

Hey Smurfie, I think you need to check out this band. They're right up your alley!

http://www.americanwerewolfacademy.com

[Desnudo]

You werewolves are very persuasive. The lure of the animal. Some might call it kovorka.

It's not quite as fun as shooting bottles over and over, and over, but it passes the time.

[Schmidty]

i have to stop before i really do piss someone off....

"your role is: schmidty - every time blade posts something referring to you, you must get pissed off and rip into him in the thread...the more profanity the better"

Hey! That's me!!!!! :D

[rkmsuf]

It's not quite as fun as shooting bottles over and over, and over, but it passes the time.

good one. the happiest day of my life was when somebody killed me one night.

[Desnudo]

No, I'm just trying to prevent further werewolf infestation.


*Feels like Santa Clara around here only with werewolves.





*bonus points if you get the reference

Lost Boys?

[rkmsuf]

Lost Boys?


I'm standing here beside myself impressed.

Good work.

[cartman]

I'll take care of any trolls. I read a manual on how to do it:

http://protect.bju.edu/cstore/images/products/AND0005T.jpg

:D

[sterlingice]

No, I'm just trying to prevent further werewolf infestation.


*Feels like Santa Clara around here only with werewolves.





*bonus points if you get the referenceOh, c'mon, that was easy. They show that at least once a month on TNT, if you stay up after midnight.

SI

[rkmsuf]

Oh, c'mon, that was easy. They show that at least once a month on TNT, if you stay up after midnight.

SI


But that's when the Gremlins come out. I can't stay up that late.


Like when does "after midnight" officially end?

[sterlingice]

But that's when the Gremlins come out. I can't stay up that late.


Like when does "after midnight" officially end?When the sun comes up. Geez, everyone knows that ;)

SI

[rkmsuf]

Dark Jedi, just ban the head werewolf. That will take care of them all.

[Alan T]

Dark Jedi, just ban the head werewolf. That will take care of them all.


You see, he is learning this game already... You have to do it a certain way though rkmsuf.. you have to guess who the head werewolf is...

So you should have said:

Dark jedi, just VOTE BLADE. That will take care of them all.

[rkmsuf]

You see, he is learning this game already... You have to do it a certain way though rkmsuf.. you have to guess who the head werewolf is...

So you should have said:

Dark jedi, just VOTE BLADE. That will take care of them all.


Actually wasn't Peregrine the one to infect werewolf on this board?

[Eaglesfan27]

Actually wasn't Peregrine the one to infect werewolf on this board?
Yep. He ran the original game.

[hoopsguy]

And he has been devoured.

[Alan T]

Actually wasn't Peregrine the one to infect werewolf on this board?


I am not entirely sure. I am kind of like locusts. Im here for a harvest, then disappear for a few years.

[rkmsuf]

And he has been devoured.

Well that certainly complicates things.

[Butter]

OK, this thread SUCKS now.

[rkmsuf]

Ok, just ban Butter and see what happens. Worth a shot.

[Schmidty]

OK, this thread SUCKS now.

You shouldn't be so hard on yourself.

[st.cronin]

lol @ saldana

fan-tas-tic stuff

[Celeval]

Funny stuff.

[kingfc22]

I want a role :D