PING: Married Men

[Tom E]

Is there something about your past that you have not told your wife, that would make her angry if she where to find out..

[Desnudo]

Spent some time in prison, did you?

[st.cronin]

Technically not married, but no. I mean, if I told her all the details of this one trip to Japan way back when, she might be troubled, but there's nothing that would SURPRISE her.

[Poli]

I'm surprised enough about my past. No need to shock her.

[sovereignstar]

I'm not married yet, but there's no way I'd tell the future Mrs. about the time my plane crashed in the Andes. I had to eat the buttocks of my best friend.

[Klinglerware]

I'm not married yet, but there's no way I'd tell the future Mrs. about the time my plane crashed in the Andes. I had to eat the buttocks of my best friend.

Did it taste like chicken?

[sovereignstar]

Did it taste like chicken?

Let's just say that it was no Taco Bell.

[gottimd]

I'm not married yet, but there's no way I'd tell the future Mrs. about the time my plane crashed in the Andes. I had to eat the buttocks of my best friend.
And the time that you werent in the andes and you ate your best friends buttocks? You would tell her that?

[sovereignstar]

And the time that you werent in the andes and you ate your best friends buttocks? You would tell her that?

Poor Tom E.

[JeeberD]

I'm not married yet, but there's no way I'd tell the future Mrs. about the time my plane crashed in the Andes. I had to eat the buttocks of my best friend.

Huh. I always thought that Suicane just had a flat ass, not that he literally had no ass.

[CraigSca]

Fortunately, my wife and I started out as friends, so she knows pretty much every disgusting thing I've ever done :).

[KJDelaney]

No.

We are pretty open with each other.

[Ben E Lou]

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Why? There are constant female "Hot or Not" threads, so mhy not let the ladies have their fun?

ARE YOU ALL SEXIST?!?!?!?! HUH?!?!?!?!?
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Yes.

I've never been a big fan of chicks being here period, but this crap has gotta stop. I'm with Senator.
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[Ben E Lou]

Oh wait. She already read that. :D

[Raiders Army]

She already knows everything and has had to accept it in order for me to keep her as my wife.

[mgadfly]

Is there something about your past that you have not told your wife, that would make her angry if she where to find out..

To answer your question seriously, I'm pretty sure every guy has someting in their past that they don't tell their wife. In my case, I'm not sure she'd be mad, but why risk it? I'm convinced that a number of good marriages have been ruined by honesty.

[gkb]

Yeah I have secrets that I've not told my wife and never will. They all happened before I was married and I'm not planning on sharing them with anyone, ever.

[Karlifornia]

I never told my last girlfriend that, sometimes, while having sex, I would pretend she was a McDonald's Quarter Pounder....

[Eaglesfan27]

There are a couple of things that happened several years before I was married that I've never told her. I don't think she would be angry, but she might be upset if she found out.

[sterlingice]

I never told my last girlfriend that, sometimes, while having sex, I would pretend she was a McDonald's Quarter Pounder....That's very HA of you. Tho I believe he prefers subs.

SI

[mgadfly]

I never told my last girlfriend that, sometimes, while having sex, I would pretend she was a McDonald's Quarter Pounder....


px pls

[TredWel]

px pls
http://www.wiseandyoung.com/blog/images/mcd.jpg

[RendeR]

I'm more worried about remembering things about my own past that would frighten ME, Telle, hell she's already been emotionally scarred by my stories.....

[Ksyrup]

Q. P. Ceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[Drake]

My wife knows everything about my life before we were married. It's the stuff that's happened since that I keep a secret.

[Icy]

Well i started to date my current wife when I was 14 years old (she was 13), and i'm 30 now so she knows almost all about me, but i agree everybody has always something to hide.

[Buccaneer]

Yeah I have secrets that I've not told my wife and never will. They all happened before I was married and I'm not planning on sharing them with anyone, ever.
Same here. This is especially true for someone who didn't get married until 36.

[Anthony]

if my wife knew some of the things i masturbated to she would hate me.

well, she'd throw up, then hate me.

EDIT: then call the cops.

[Dutch]

I haven't told my wife that secrety I'm a computer nerd.

[gottimd]

You're secreting a computer nerd?

[Dutch]

Well, not right now, obviously.

[stevew]

There are a couple of things that happened several years before I was married that I've never told her. I don't think she would be angry, but she might be upset if she found out.


That one time you got a front row seat to native american nazi anal sex story still scares the beejesus out of me.

[Vince]

That one time you got a front row seat to native american nazi anal sex story still scares the beejesus out of me.
The ridiculous part of that post is that it's not a joke.

[bbor]

Can i plead the 5th?

[Eaglesfan27]

That one time you got a front row seat to native american nazi anal sex story still scares the beejesus out of me.
She knows about that.

[Swaggs]

Well i started to date my current wife when I was 14 years old (she was 13), and i'm 30 now so she knows almost all about me, but i agree everybody has always something to hide.

I think I would keep quiet about calling her your "current" wife. ;)

[MizzouRah]

My wife knows everything about my life before we were married. It's the stuff that's happened since that I keep a secret.
;)