Celebrity Hot or Not, Vol. 21: Charlize Theron

[Kodos]

Bucc gets his wish. Meanwhile, the voting on Scarlett Johansen is winding down. With the +2 yes vote adjustment due to the unfortunate Lucy Liu incident, Scarlett looks to end up in second with an 86.8 hotness rating.


Anna Kournikova 90.97
Scarlett Johansen 86.8?
Shania Twain 86.09
Natalie Portman 86.06
Evangeline Lilly 81.20
Angelina Jolie 78.49
Faith Hill 77.10
Melissa Stark 75.00
Jennifer Aniston 68.32
Danica Patrick 59.17
Jennifer Garner 47.10
Jennifer Lopez 44.23
Teri Hatcher 37.96
Pamela Anderson 37.90
Uma Thurman 35.51
Gillian Anderson 35.48
Cameron Diaz 31.67


After some quick research, I must vote hot on Charlize.

[sachmo71]

this must be a joke.

[JeeberD]

Once upon a time? Yes. Now? No.

[Butter]

I prefer to remember The Cider House Rules era Charlize, and not the Monster Charlize.

[rkmsuf]

not just for being overrated

[QuikSand]

Once upon a time? Yes. Now? No.

I honestly don't understand this. Are you, perhaps, under the misguided impression that Charlize now actually looks like the characters she played in Monster or North Country?

It's not like she has actually aged thirty years in the last few. She doesn't seem like a "once upon a time" case in any way to me. Sure, she was smoking hot in 2 Days in the Valley, but I don't see how she has fallen off her game whatsoever.

*shurg*

[jeff061]

I must not have seen her recently. I figured this would be a 150-0 vote.

[WSUCougar]

I honestly don't understand this. Are you, perhaps, under the misguided impression that Charlize now actually looks like the characters she played in Monster or North Country?

It's not like she has actually aged thirty years in the last few. She doesn't seem like a "once upon a time" case in any way to me. Sure, she was smoking hot in 2 Days in the Valley, but I don't see how she has fallen off her game whatsoever.

*shurg*
What HAL said.

[QuikSand]

I must not have seen her recently. I figured this would be a 150-0 vote.

You're not the one out to lunch here.

She is thirty. This isn't exactly a Teri Hatcher debate, where you might have to look wistfully ten years back to make a good case.

[Draft Dodger]

sure. why not?

[rafini]

If this isn't 100%, there's a serious crack-smoking epidemic on this board.

[TLK]

This fight should be stopped in the first round.... but there appears to be some confusion.

[cartman]

I saw some recent pics of her at the Golden Globes, and she hasn't lost a step. Amazing, considering what she put her body through for the Monster and North Country roles.

edit: d'oh, missed an unfortunate s

[Fonzie]

This is perhaps the least necessary of these polls.

[rkmsuf]

I saw some recent pics of her at the Golden Globes, and he hasn't lost a step.

Uh, yeah. Somebody is bi-curious.

[VPI97]

Meh...she's just not my type.

[sachmo71]

21-7. take that, you haters!

[ISiddiqui]

If this isn't 100%, there's a serious crack-smoking epidemic on this board.
Ditto.

[Raiders Army]

75.51% right now. I think that's where she needs to be. Hotter than Melissa Stark, but less hot than Faith Hill.

[Subby]

75.51% right now. I think that's where she needs to be. Hotter than Melissa Stark, but less hot than Faith Hill. Faith Hill isn't HOT she's very pretty.

Huge difference.

[Radii]

I'm amazed this isn't higher.

[TroyF]

Count me among those who thought this thing would be 150-1 with the one being the drunk guy who hit the wrong button.

[wade moore]

I voted hot, but I'm really not a huge fan of hers... in general not a big fan of the skinny blondes, but she has a very pretty face so that put her over the top...

I definately do not think that this is a no-brainer though..

[st.cronin]

2 Days In The Valley

'nuff said

[Godzilla Blitz]

Had to look her up. Some of her photos seem to range from average to cute, but she's got some out there that are definitely smoking. Would like to see her in a movie or on tv to make a final judgement.

Not quite sure what to do, so I'll just wilt under peer pressure and vote "hot".

[ISiddiqui]

Of everyone we've voted on, I'd easily put her on the top of list, frankly. Ain't a hotter woman out there as far as I'm concerned.

[st.cronin]

Had to look her up. Some of her photos seem to range from average to cute, but she's got some out there that are definitely smoking. Would like to see her in a movie or on tv to make a final judgement.

Not quite sure what to do, so I'll just wilt under peer pressure and vote "hot".

atta boy

[wade moore]

Of everyone we've voted on, I'd easily put her on the top of list, frankly. Ain't a hotter woman out there as far as I'm concerned.
That's part of the problem... my tastes don't align quite so well with many other guys... no one that we've voted on would make my top 10 I don't think...

[st.cronin]

She's one of those women that are soooooo hot I don't have wet dreams about her - I have nightmares.

[BrianD]

She's one of those women that are soooooo hot I don't have wet dreams about her - I have nightmares.

Ah, so you saw Devil's Advocate too?

[st.cronin]

Ah, so you saw Devil's Advocate too?

Actually I think the only movie I've seen her in was 2 Days in the Valley. But that was quite a memorable performance.

[wade moore]

Kodos: Might I suggest a hot or not poll nomination thread?

[BrianD]

Actually I think the only movie I've seen her in was 2 Days in the Valley. But that was quite a memorable performance.

I think Devil's Advocate was the first movie I ever saw her in, and that is probably why I can't think of her as hot. Her scenes were really rather disturbing.

[Kodos]

Kodos: Might I suggest a hot or not poll nomination thread?

Sure. But might I accept it?

[st.cronin]

Imdb also tells me that she was in Reindeer Games and the Curse of the Jade Scorpion. I am sorry to report I watched part of both of those movies, but didn't remember her being in either.

As far I'm concerned, we're talking about this woman:

hxxp://www.charlizeweb.com/images/2-days-in-the-valley_500x381.jpg

[rkmsuf]

Imdb also tells me that she was in Reindeer Games and the Curse of the Jade Scorpion. I am sorry to report I watched part of both of those movies, but didn't remember her being in either.

As far I'm concerned, we're talking about this woman:

hxxp://www.charlizeweb.com/images/2-days-in-the-valley_500x381.jpg


Reindeer Games = boobies.



Oh and Ben Affleck. You have to give a little to get a little.

[st.cronin]

Slight tangent: It's owing to these polls that I have discovered the wonderful world of google images. From my heart, thank you Kodos.

[BrianD]

Imdb also tells me that she was in Reindeer Games and the Curse of the Jade Scorpion. I am sorry to report I watched part of both of those movies, but didn't remember her being in either.

As far I'm concerned, we're talking about this woman:

hxxp://www.charlizeweb.com/images/2-days-in-the-valley_500x381.jpg

I think that pictures qualifies for a solid "meh".

[QuikSand]

... 2 Days in the Valley. But that was quite a memorable performance.

no foolin'

[DanGarion]

She just doesn't do it for me. Even though Scarlett has the same look, Scarlett took Charlize's look and made it hot.

Blondes really have to be exceptional to do it for me...

[Draft Dodger]

I think QS has a little crush

[cuervo72]

That's a big secret?

[Buccaneer]

I honestly don't understand this. Are you, perhaps, under the misguided impression that Charlize now actually looks like the characters she played in Monster or North Country?

It's not like she has actually aged thirty years in the last few. She doesn't seem like a "once upon a time" case in any way to me. Sure, she was smoking hot in 2 Days in the Valley, but I don't see how she has fallen off her game whatsoever.

*shurg*
Consider the source. He voted for Scarlett as hot and Charlize as not.

[Buccaneer]

There is a difference and the crack-smokers cannot see it. Some of the "beauties" have to be glammed-up in order to get any reaction (like in the case of Scarlett having to almost transform herself into something she's not) while Charlize has the beauty by itself. You ever wonder why she's photographed more with relatively little make up while those like Scarlett have to spend hours in the makeup chair only to look like Bozo the Clown or Vegas-style Marilyn Monroe impersonator?

To me, hotness does equate with something real about the person instead of a porn mannequin.

[DanGarion]

There is a difference and the crack-smokers cannot see it. Some of the "beauties" have to be glammed-up in order to get any reaction (like in the case of Scarlett having to almost transform herself into something she's not) while Charlize has the beauty by itself. You ever wonder why she's photographed more with relatively little make up while those like Scarlett have to spend hours in the makeup chair only to look like Bozo the Clown or Vegas-style Marilyn Monroe impersonator?

To me, hotness does equate with something real about the person instead of a porn mannequin.
I'm sorry but Charlize is butt ugly when she's not wearing anything, there are pictures out there. She barely has any body definition. No curves.

When I think of Charlize I think this hxxp://www.askmen.com/specials/2005_top_99/celebs/3_charlize_theron.jpg

And that's not appealing to me. She's meh.

[Rizon]

Compact Oxford English Dictionary

hot
• adjective (hotter, hottest) 1 having a high temperature. 2 feeling or producing an uncomfortable sensation of heat. 3 feeling or showing intense excitement, anger, lust, or other emotion. 4 currently popular, fashionable, or interesting. 5 informal (of goods) stolen and difficult to dispose of because easily identifiable. 6 (often hot on) informal very knowledgeable or skilful. 7 (hot on) informal strict about. 8 Charlize Theron

[DanGarion]

Compact Oxford English Dictionary

hot
• adjective (hotter, hottest) 1 having a high temperature. 2 feeling or producing an uncomfortable sensation of heat. 3 feeling or showing intense excitement, anger, lust, or other emotion. 4 currently popular, fashionable, or interesting. 5 informal (of goods) stolen and difficult to dispose of because easily identifiable. 6 (often hot on) informal very knowledgeable or skilful. 7 (hot on) informal strict about. 8 Charlize Theron
I'm usually in agreement with you when it comes to hot women, but not here.

[Pumpy Tudors]

...those like Scarlett have to spend hours in the makeup chair only to look like Bozo the Clown or Vegas-style Marilyn Monroe impersonator...You, sir, are a snuggy bear. :)

[Buccaneer]

You, sir, are a snuggy bear. :)
You know I love you, too. You see the same color sky.

[kingfc22]

hawt!

[KWhit]

Consider the source. He voted for Scarlett as hot and Charlize as not.
What the hell has happened to this board??

Scarlett Jowhatsherface is hotter than Charlize?

You people are wacko.

[Honolulu_Blue]

What the hell has happened to this board??

Scarlett Jowhatsherface is hotter than Charlize?

You people are wacko.
You're just catching on to this now? Ever since Vol. 1, I've known this board is a bit off when it comes to women.

They just aren't right... in the head.