FOFC INFAMOUS CRIMINAL DRAFT! VOTE NOW!

[DeToxRox]

2006 FOFC INFAMOUS CRIMINAL DRAFT ROSTERS

Voting starts now!
Voting ends March 10th, next Friday at 11:59 PM

st. cronin

Lizzy Borden - Murderer
Albert Anastasia - Murderer
Carlton Dotson - Athlete
Denny McLain - Athlete
Lenny Bruce - Entertainer
Phil Spector -Entertainer
Kenneth Lay - Wildcard
Lex Luther - Wildcard
Michael Myers - Fictional
George Steinbrenner - Other

Schmidty

Jack the Ripper - Murderer
Vlad the Impaler - Murderer
Tonya Harding - Athlete
Michael Irvin - Athlete
John Wilkes Booth - Entertainer
Martha Stewart - Enetertainer
Lucky Lucciano - Wildcard
Robin Hood - Wildcard
Hannibal Lecter - Fictional
Jesse James - Other

Cartman

Jeffery Dahmer - Murderer
Dennis Rader (BTK Killer) - Murderer
Ruben "The Hurricane" Carter - Athlete
Kobe Bryant - Athlete
Don King - Entertainer
Mata Hari - Entertainer
Robert Stroud, The Birdman of Alcatraz - Wildcard
Jesus Christ - Wildcard
Leatherface - Fictional
John Gotti - Other

Oliegirl

Lee Harvey Oswald - Murderer
Aileen Wuornos - Murderer
Rae Carruth - Athlete
Pete Rose - Athlete
Roman Polanski - Entertainer
Pee-Wee Herman - Entertainer
Jack Ruby - Wildcard
Sid Vicious - Wildcard
Norman Bates - Fictional
Patty Hearst - Other

Rafini

Timothy McVeigh - Murderer
James Earl Ray - Murderer
O.J Simpson - Athlete
Jayson Williams - Athlete
Rick James - Entertainer
John Holmes - Entertainer
Al Capone - Wildcard
Dr. Jack Kevorkian - Wildcard
Don Vito Corleone - Fictional
Heidi Fleiss - Other

Desundo

Green River Killer - Murderer
Cain - Murderer
Dwight Gooden - Athlete
Ray Lewis - Athlete
Muhammed Ali - Entertainer
Willie Nelson - Entertainer
John Dillinger - Wildcard
Bruce Reynolds - Wildcard
Jason Voorhies - Fictional
Debra Lafave - Other

Sachmo71

John Wayne Gacy - Murderer
Ted Bundy - Murderer
Shoeless Joe Jackson - Athlete
Byron "Bam" Morris - Athlete
Hugh Grant - Entertainer
Robert Blake - Entertainer
Darth Vader - Wildcard
Billy the Kid - Wildcard
Tony Soprano - Fictional
Bonnie Parker - Other

RadioFriendlyUnitShifter

Charles Manson - Murderer
Susan Smith - Murderer
Mike Tyson - Athlete
Jose Canseco - Athlete
Michael Jackson - Entertainer
R. Kelly - Entertainer
Richard "The Nightstalker" Ramirez - Wildcard
Henry Hill - Wildcard
Keyser Soze -Fictional
Henry Earl - Other

Sabotai

Zodiac Killer - Murderer
The Unibomber - Murderer
Darryl Strawberry - Athlete
Marty Bergen - Athlete
Winona Ryder - Entertainer
James Brown - Entertainer
D.B. Cooper - Wildcard
Professor Moriarity - Wildcard
Tony Montana - Fictional
Kevin Mitnick - Other

DeToxRox

Ed Gein - Murderer
David "Son of Sam" Berkowitz - Murderer
Lawerence Phillips - Athlete
Nate Newton - Athlete
Courtney Love - Entertainer
Fatty Arbuckle - Entertainer
Scott Peterson - Wildcard
The Black Dahila Murderer - Wildcard
Colonel Walter E. Kurtz - Fictional
Suge Knight - Other

[Raiders Army]

I gotta go with Cartman just because he has Jesus Christ on his team.

[dervack]

how is John Wilkes Booth an entertainer?

[JeeberD]

JWB was an actor...

[cartman]

I gotta go with Cartman just because he has Jesus Christ on his team.

I figured that would be a bold pick.

:D

[Bee]

how is John Wilkes Booth an entertainer?

I thought the JWB pick was genius. :D I really like Schmidty's picks, although a couple others I thought did well too.

[JeeberD]

And I gotta vote for the team that has a Texas Tech Red Raider on it... :D

[sachmo71]

JWB was an actor...


hand model, actually


:D

[DeToxRox]

bump

[sabotai]

how is John Wilkes Booth an entertainer?And who says that education in this country is bad!?

[Greyroofoo]

Gotta choose Schmidty. although I really wanted to vote for cartman based on his Jesus pick, his other picks just weren't strong enough.

[Schmidty]

LOL at you guys who voted for yourselves. ;)

[sabotai]

LOL at you guys who voted for yourselves. ;)I WAS going to not pick for myself, but when I saw this a few minutes ago, everyone else did, so fuck it if they were gonna get my vote. :D

[Schmidty]

I WAS going to not pick for myself, but when I saw this a few minutes ago, everyone else did, so fuck it if they were gonna get my vote. :D

Hehe, I was just giving you guys shit. I'm so damned good, I don't need the self-love. ;) :D

[sabotai]

dola,

and I thought on a board with mostly computer savy people, picking the only hacker would carry some weight for me. :)

[st.cronin]

LOL at you guys who voted for yourselves. ;)

Of course I voted for myself. I have the best squad. I have MICHAEL MYERS!!!

[cartman]

Of course I voted for myself. I have the best squad. I have MICHAEL MYERS!!!

Leatherface would (literally) eat Michael Myers for lunch.

:D

[cartman]

Dola,

Dahmer as well.

:D :D

[Schmidty]

Dola,

Dahmer as well.

:D :D

Lector would outsmart them ALL and have them for brunch!!!!!

[cartman]

Lector would outsmart them ALL and have them for brunch!!!!!

But since they are all in jail, he'd have to rely on JC to turn the water into a nice Chianti!

:D

[Desnudo]

LOL at you guys who voted for yourselves. ;)

If you don't vote for yourself, then what type of message does that send to the voters? Although personally I think my picks lack cohesion.

[Desnudo]

I should be able to secure the Ksyrup vote though.

[Schmidty]

But since they are all in jail, he'd have to rely on JC to turn the water into a nice Chianti!

:D

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Dude, I have never laughed harder about something an FOFCer said than I did just now. :D

[st.cronin]

Oh, give up. I have the following evil geniuses: Lex Luthor, Albert Anastasio, and Ken Lay, with Lizzie Borden and Michael Myers as scorers, and Lenny Bruce to keep everybody loose and provide energy off the bench. With George Steinbrenner willing to do whatever it takes to win, and McClain and Dotson's pure viciousness, I think my team has NO weaknesses.

Everybody else was just drafting all-star squads, like the 2004 US mens basketball team. I have a TEAM, a cohesive unit, strong in all areas of the game.

[JeeberD]

But since they are all in jail, he'd have to rely on JC to turn the water into a nice Chianti!

:D

Dude, EVERYONE knows that JC was more of a Cab man. Yeesh... :rolleyes:

[Schmidty]

Oh, give up. I have the following evil geniuses: Lex Luthor, Albert Anastasio, and Ken Lay, with Lizzie Borden and Michael Myers as scorers, and Lenny Bruce to keep everybody loose and provide energy off the bench. With George Steinbrenner willing to do whatever it takes to win, and McClain and Dotson's pure viciousness, I think my team has NO weaknesses.

Everybody else was just drafting all-star squads, like the 2004 US mens basketball team. I have a TEAM, a cohesive unit, strong in all areas of the game.

So you're saying you're the Detroit Pistons of this draft?

[Desnudo]

Oh, give up. I have the following evil geniuses: Lex Luthor, Albert Anastasio, and Ken Lay, with Lizzie Borden and Michael Myers as scorers, and Lenny Bruce to keep everybody loose and provide energy off the bench. With George Steinbrenner willing to do whatever it takes to win, and McClain and Dotson's pure viciousness, I think my team has NO weaknesses.

Everybody else was just drafting all-star squads, like the 2004 US mens basketball team. I have a TEAM, a cohesive unit, strong in all areas of the game.

Too many chiefs, not enough indians

[cartman]

Dude, EVERYONE knows that JC was more of a Cab man. Yeesh... :rolleyes:

Maybe, but Hannibal was a Chianti man in the movie. However in the book it was Recioto. But almost nobody knows recioto.

[Greyroofoo]

Maybe I'm just ignorant but I just haven't heard of half the people on St. Cronin's list.

[st.cronin]

So you're saying you're the Detroit Pistons of this draft?

Absolutely, and you're Isaiah Thomas.

[Schmidty]

Absolutely, and you're Isaiah Thomas.

Can I be Bill Laimbeer? He was always my favorite Piston and he suites me so much better.

[st.cronin]

Can I be Bill Laimbeer? He was always my favorite Piston and he suites me so much better.

Sorry, if you wanted to be Bill Laimbeer you needed to draft all women.

[Schmidty]

Sorry, if you wanted to be Bill Laimbeer you needed to draft all women.

For a second there, I almost liked you.

[JeeberD]

Sorry, if you wanted to be Bill Laimbeer you needed to draft all women.

Nice... :)

[Lorena]

Cartman

Jeffery Dahmer - Murderer
Dennis Rader (BTK Killer) - Murderer
Ruben "The Hurricane" Carter - Athlete
Kobe Bryant - Athlete
Don King - Entertainer
Mata Hari - Entertainer
Robert Stroud, The Birdman of Alcatraz - Wildcard
Jesus Christ - Wildcard
Leatherface - Fictional
John Gotti - Other

Jesus Christ??? LOLOLOL! You got my vote based on that alone :D

[rafini]

Oh, give up. I have the following evil geniuses: Lex Luthor, Albert Anastasio, and Ken Lay, with Lizzie Borden and Michael Myers as scorers, and Lenny Bruce to keep everybody loose and provide energy off the bench. With George Steinbrenner willing to do whatever it takes to win, and McClain and Dotson's pure viciousness, I think my team has NO weaknesses.

Everybody else was just drafting all-star squads, like the 2004 US mens basketball team. I have a TEAM, a cohesive unit, strong in all areas of the game.


But, nobody can party like my team: OJ, Rick James, John Holmes, Jayson Williams, Heidi Fleiss ... My boys (and gal) know how to throw down with the best of them.

[cartman]

But, nobody can party like my team: OJ, Rick James, John Holmes, Jayson Williams, Heidi Fleiss ... My boys (and gal) know how to throw down with the best of them.

You've obviously never seen Mata Hari and Leatherface dance the tango then...

:D

[st.cronin]

But, nobody can party like my team: OJ, Rick James, John Holmes, Jayson Williams, Heidi Fleiss ... My boys (and gal) know how to throw down with the best of them.

that's an excellent point, something I really didn't consider when putting my board together

[Schmidty]

Damn, my vote for cartman and his vote himself could really come back to haunt me. ;)

[cartman]

Damn, my vote for cartman and his vote himself could really come back to haunt me. ;)

Nah, Gotti is working on influencing the jury pool as we speak. No one can resist the "strong recommendations" he will provide on voting for my team.

:D

[DeToxRox]

Bastards! I will not get shut out!

... Well .. I did vote for myself so I mean I can't, but you get the drift.

[oliegirl]

Bastards! I will not get shut out!

... Well .. I did vote for myself so I mean I can't, but you get the drift.


Don't worry - we'll get shut out together :( I really thought my Lee Harvey Oswald/Jack Ruby combo would score points, as would my Rae Carruth/Pete Rose picks...not to mention my Pee Wee Herman selection!

[Abe Sargent]

I went with Rafini because I think he got a STEAL with Al Capone that late. No way Al should have fallen that far, and he was the winner.

-Anxiety

[Lorena]

Don't worry - we'll get shut out together :( I really thought my Lee Harvey Oswald/Jack Ruby combo would score points, as would my Rae Carruth/Pete Rose picks...not to mention my Pee Wee Herman selection!

Just ask Radii to vote for you. Hell, vote for yourself, that's 2 votes right there.

[cartman]

I went with Rafini because I think he got a STEAL with Al Capone that late. No way Al should have fallen that far, and he was the winner.

-Anxiety

Yeah, but Al was busted for tax evasion, not a proper gangster conviction on racketeering, like my pick Gotti was.

:D

[Abe Sargent]

No one grabbed Boss Tweed, eh?


-Anxiety

[cartman]

No one grabbed Boss Tweed, eh?


-Anxiety

No love for Tammany Hall here.

[Abe Sargent]

I really would have favored someone grabbed Boss Tweed in the final round - they would have gotten MAJOR kudos from me. As opposed to Commander Kodos, which is something else entirely.

-Anxiety

[st.cronin]

I considered Dick Nixon, but I was confused by the rules. I'm still not sure how bin Laden was not eligible, but Vlad the Impaler was.

[Abe Sargent]

I also would've considered someone nabbing John Scopes as being insightful.


-Anxiety

[tucker342]

Schmidty hands down


Although I give kudos to Cartman for the Jesus pick :)

[Klinglerware]

No Hitler? Was there a rule about not picking him?

[Schmidty]

No Hitler? Was there a rule about not picking him?

Yes. "Modern" dictators were not allowed. They would be too obvious, and there are too many of them.

[cartman]

Bump,

Still time to vote people! I just don't see how a criminal lineup with Martha Stewart can be doing so well...

[Schmidty]

Bump,

Still time to vote people! I just don't see how a criminal lineup with Martha Stewart can be doing so well...

HE VOTE VOTED FOR HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cartman]

HE VOTE VOTED FOR HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yep, and you voted for me. :p

I wasn't going to be the one who told Leatherface I didn't think our team was the best.
:D

[DeToxRox]

bump. let this get too far down.

[Schmidty]

Is this thing timed?

[DeToxRox]

Yeah I thought I put till next Friday in the first post