View Full Version : The worst video in the history of human civilization
albionmoonlight
03-03-2006, 10:15 AM
The Kentucky Basketball video at this site. It is safe for work, but you'll still be pissed at me after you watch it. It is just that bad.
http://www.deadspin.com/sports/college-basketball/ah-white-people-157785.php
JeeberD
03-03-2006, 10:20 AM
Oh dear lord... :eek:
I like how they don't even both hiding their cheat sheets.
JeeberD
03-03-2006, 10:22 AM
And damn, I think that even I could do better than that.
Bonegavel
03-03-2006, 10:23 AM
I knew better than to watch a video with such a ringing endorsement, but I did anyway. Good lord. That killed more brain cells than a truck-load of grain alcohol.
cthomer5000
03-03-2006, 10:45 AM
Napoleon Dynamite (http://imdb.com/name/nm1417647/): This is pretty much the worst video ever made.
Ksyrup
03-03-2006, 10:49 AM
This is a prime example of what I was referring to in the thread complaining about the Maximum Football Thread. Those guys deserve to have this spread all over the entire planet. I'd also add that they deserve to become social outcasts, but...um...they reached that milestone years ago, it appears.
saldana
03-03-2006, 11:45 AM
i want my 3 minutes back.....omg that was horrible...i loved at the very end when they were "playing"..that was a great layup.
PackerFanatic
03-03-2006, 11:50 AM
*cries*
Raiders Army
03-03-2006, 11:51 AM
That was so bad it was good.
volfan77
03-03-2006, 01:45 PM
speechless...
Antmeister
03-03-2006, 02:04 PM
That was so bad it was good.
Exactly! I was quite sure if they were doing that intentionally or not, but the cheat sheets were frickin hilarious. And his jump shot almost made me cry.
Antmeister
03-03-2006, 02:05 PM
It's funny, but if they edited that a certain way (and added a new soundtrack), it would have been really funny.
Butter
03-03-2006, 02:08 PM
Thoughts coming into thread: Oh, that thread title's just hyperbole. Nothing could be that bad.
Thoughts leaving thread: Wow, I would go even further and say that is the worst thing that has ever been recorded to any sort of media anywhere in the universe, known and unknown.
WSUCougar
03-03-2006, 02:10 PM
Leach Leach Leach!
Yossarian
03-03-2006, 02:16 PM
I think 'johnr' in the comments nailed it
My eyes. My eyes are bleeding. My ears are bleading. Shoot me. Please somebody put me out of my misery.
I'd heard Shorty had gone to college, but I didn't know he'd gone to Kentucky.
WSUCougar
03-03-2006, 02:37 PM
I'd heard Shorty had gone to college, but I didn't know he'd gone to Kentucky.
No no...this guys is his older brother...Dorky.
Buccaneer
03-03-2006, 06:28 PM
I told you anyone and anything associated with UK and the state of KY is retarded. I had the unfortunate experience of living there in the 80s.
Raiders Army
03-03-2006, 06:34 PM
Exactly! I was quite sure if they were doing that intentionally or not, but the cheat sheets were frickin hilarious. And his jump shot almost made me cry.
Thank you for verbalizing what I was thinking. That's what it was that made it funny. It almost looked intentional.
Senator
03-03-2006, 06:39 PM
I agree. It is the worst video in history.
I always thought this was - IF YOU HAVE A SOUL DO NOT WATCH IT. NSFW.
hxxp://www.comicsacrifice.com/cartoons/CScartoons/8/UTlg.htm
ThunderingHERD
03-03-2006, 06:57 PM
That was so bad it was good.
That was so bad went past good and back to bad again.
Tigercat
03-03-2006, 07:01 PM
Thank God I only spent 2 years at UK. Apparently being around UK basketball damages brain cells. That could have been me, that could have been me.
Worst video EVER. I have seen 8 year olds produce better quality recorded entertainment.
ahbrady
03-03-2006, 10:54 PM
I don't know how anyone could keep the camera that still while filming that. They had to be laughing hysterically at these two idiots. The guy does have a great jumpshot though. Kentucky should sign him up.
KWhit
03-03-2006, 11:04 PM
That was outstanding!
Great find, albion.
Dutch
03-03-2006, 11:14 PM
Finally, people I can make fun of with confidence knowing that I could do better! (I think...)
Godzilla Blitz
03-03-2006, 11:58 PM
I haven't seen anything that bad since Charlie's Angels II.
EagleFan
03-04-2006, 12:09 AM
I think posting that is just cause for a banning. That was just brutal. They're so white it makes me look like Snoop Dogg.
Lorena
03-04-2006, 12:21 AM
I agree. It is the worst video in history.
I always thought this was - IF YOU HAVE A SOUL DO NOT WATCH IT. NSFW.
hxxp://www.comicsacrifice.com/cartoons/CScartoons/8/UTlg.htm
This was so disturbing I couldn't finish it. I was about 3/4 of the way and had every intention of watching it til the end, but when he pulled out his dagger and... ugh, I can't go there.
Senator
03-04-2006, 12:39 AM
This was so disturbing I couldn't finish it. I was about 3/4 of the way and had every intention of watching it til the end, but when he pulled out his dagger and... ugh, I can't go there.
I have never been to ogrish, so I am a little naive about what is bad, but this cartoon was the worst thing I have ever seen on the internet.
tucker342
03-04-2006, 01:15 AM
That must have been a joke, cause there is no way someone could make a video that bad without it being a joke...
They also forgot to mention how badly Kentucky sucks
Super Ugly
03-04-2006, 05:12 AM
That video rocked, rocked, rocked.
CraigSca
03-04-2006, 05:30 AM
I loved the echo effect. I wonder how they did that?
JeeberD
03-04-2006, 09:40 AM
I have never been to ogrish, so I am a little naive about what is bad, but this cartoon was the worst thing I have ever seen on the internet.
That video was bad, but trust me, there's worse shit out there...
*shudder*
GoSeahawks
03-04-2006, 10:06 AM
That video was bad, but trust me, there's worse shit out there...
*shudder*
Maybe the scene where Vulgar the clown is getting raped by those two rednecks. This is only the second video I have seen that I couldn't finish because of its awfulness.....
That was absolutely the greatest thing I have ever seen.
*cries*
SlapBone
03-04-2006, 11:20 AM
Quote from the feedback:
It does, however, make me sad that we have great young American men fighting for Halliburton overseas, while other young men are doing...this, and no one's shooting at them.
Kinda sums it up.
Raven Hawk
03-04-2006, 12:02 PM
As bad as his jumpshot/layup looked, it is obvious that his basketball skills outshine his video production skills.
albionmoonlight
07-14-2006, 02:20 PM
I don't know what it is about Kentucky fans and making the worst music in the history of sound. But here's another one. Same caveats apply.
http://www.soundclick.com/pro/view/01/default.cfm?bandid=550517&songid=4156138&content=song
PackerFanatic
07-14-2006, 02:40 PM
I didn't hear the music, but the guy on the background of that site is creepy looking. I don't think I NEED to hear it.
I don't think I NEED to hear it.
Oh I think you do. I think you do indeed.
this is just awesome.
cthomer5000
07-14-2006, 05:00 PM
this rocks... better than the white stripes.
ISiddiqui
07-14-2006, 05:01 PM
LOL.. it is incredibly hideous! My lord that bad.
saldana
07-14-2006, 05:01 PM
there is no way i am watching the new one...i havent recovered fully from the first one yet.
BYU 14
07-15-2006, 03:46 AM
That was so bad went past good and back to bad again.
Then didn't stop......
Wonder if the guy filming it got stuck with that job cause he couldn't rap with the other two? :)
"Dude, we'd like you to be in the video, but you really can't match our hip hop skills, so can you just film for us?"
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