Is this wrong?

[EagleFan]

Am I going to burn in hell for this (well maybe not that extreme)?

I'm off from work today and home with the kids at breakfast while the wife if off to a doctor's appointment. There's a knock on the door and it's the mother of the boy that gets on the same bus as my oldest daughter for preschool.

I have only seen her in her car before and that's about it. I don;t ercognize her at first as I look out to see who is there. All I can first think, is damn there is some extremely hot Spanish chick at my door.

I open the door and recognize her as she starts to talk. At that point I notice that she is wearing the tightest little outfit and that she has a killer, and I mean killer, body. She asks if I could watch her son this mronign before he and my daughter get on the bus as she is having baby sitter problems. I'm a dear in headlights and say yes imediately (hell, she could have asked for a kidney and I probably wuold have said yes).

When she comes back to drop him off, she is wearnig a coat that is not zipped so I can see that she is now wearing even tighter pants (if that's possible) and a very form fitting shirt that left her belly exposed (a very flat and firm belly).


My wife comes home to find that we are now watching our daughter's friend. She is okay with that. I do feel a little better as later I was talking with my wife and came clean about my reaction to the boy's mother. It was a relief to hear "How didn't you notice that before? She has a great body."


That's just a natural response, right? It's okay to look (and maybe have a few mildly impure thoughts-- well, as long as you use a very loose definition of mildly).

[st.cronin]

You did the right thing, taking a day off to play Maximum Football.

[rkmsuf]

did you rub one out?

that has to factor into the call here.

[WSUCougar]

Yup, you're only human. Being honest about it with your wife was the tough part, and you did it. But of course I must add...

pix plz k thks

[EagleFan]

Yup, you're only human. Being honest about it with your wife was the tough part, and you did it. But of course I must add...

pix plz k thks


There may be a birthday part coming up soon that they'll be at. I'll have to see if I can get her in a picture.

[B & B]

This woman knows that she has a tight body and wears clothing to let everyone else know that as well. She's advertising so who wouldnt look?

[CamEdwards]

oh good lord, you felt even mildly bad about this? You're no worse than Jimmy Carter.

[EagleFan]

oh good lord, you felt even mildly bad about this? You're no worse than Jimmy Carter.

Just felt odd watching her son after that. With the "good thing he doesn't know what I was just thinking about his mom" thought in my head.

[st.cronin]

Just felt odd watching her son after that. With the "good thing he doesn't know what I was just thinking about his mom" thought in my head.

hahahaha, there's NO WAY she didn't know what you were thinking, silly man

[Huckleberry]

You did everything right.

Just felt odd watching her son after that. With the "good thing he doesn't know what I was just thinking about his mom" thought in my head.
We may have had a problem if you had crossed the line into thinking "that kid could really use a half-sibling" or something similar.

[Huckleberry]

dola -

And while many women will think that "mentally cheating" is still cheating, it's important to note that men have evolved to where our feelings and our speech control are in separate parts of the brain that don't talk to each other very well.

There's a reason that the males of the species that have survived find it hard to talk about their feelings. If we told them everything we felt we'd be in serious trouble. :D

[Telle]

And while many women will think that "mentally cheating" is still cheating..

There's women who actually think that? Talk about insecurities.

[FrogMan]

There's women who actually think that? Talk about insecurities.
the kind of woman that doesn't want "her" man to watch TV, at all :)

FM

[Raiders Army]

It's definitely okay to look.

Good girls go to heaven
Bad girls go to hell
The rest of them get rich
And do just what they feel

Well rich boys live in houses
And poor boys live in sin
The rest of them get married
And are never seen again

Well let me tell a story explain the shape I'm in
The girl I had last night had never tasted sin
So I took her to my hotel where I tried to get my way
She said "wait a minute, bret, there's something I must
say..."

She said if you wanna talk that's fine with me
But if you want more you'd better let me be

Chorus:
Cause you can look but you can't touch
Cause the best things in life ain't cheap
You can look but you can't touch
Cause baby I ain't for keeps

Well maybe I'm a bad boy
Ok, so I've been around the block
But I am good at one thing
And believe me it ain?t talk

She says you must be kidding
I've heard this all before
Other girls might buy it
But I don't, that's for sure

Now wait a minute baby
I don't want you to go
She said "don't get no closer
The answer still is no"

So I wined her, dined her, fancy talked
Acted cool and smooth
Got my hands around her shoulder
Two inches from the move

Well I guess I'm about as close as I could be
So I finally made my move, she just said to me

Chorus

Let me show you something
Mmm, let me set the pace
Slid my hand up her leg
As she slapped me across my face

Can't blame a man for tryin?
Wantin action ain't a crime
I didn't plan on spending money
Just to get a piece of mind

Solo

Definitely not the same thing, but this song popped into my head.

[Danny]

As long as you are not secretly Doug Christie then you should be fine.

[FrogMan]

Definitely not the same thing, but this song popped into my head.
good one although I had "Stacey's mom" going in my head...

FM

[Raiders Army]

good one although I had "Stacey's mom" going in my head...

FM
Ooooooo....nice one.

Dammit, you've just switched the radio channels in my head!

[Desnudo]

The hover over preview got me excited. All hat and no cattle.

[Huckleberry]

There's women who actually think that? Talk about insecurities.
While my wife doesn't think that (or else she wouldn't be my wife), if you don't think there are women that think like that then you simply haven't met that many women.

[Toddzilla]

Of course I thought about that woman that way. That was *my* boy you were watching today.

[tanglewood]

I do feel a little better as later I was talking with my wife and came clean about my reaction to the boy's mother. It was a relief to hear "How didn't you notice that before? She has a great body."

Any potential there? :D

[CamEdwards]

The hover over preview got me excited. All hat and no cattle.

I agree. There is no "there" here. If this is post worthy, I'd have more posts than JeeberD.

[JeeberD]

It's NEVER wrong to ogle a hot hispanic woman...

[duckman]

It's NEVER wrong to ogle a hot hispanic woman...
I second this. Hot Hispanic women are the best! :D

[sterlingice]

Any potential there? :DI was surprised it took this long to get to this point in the thread. Well played :D

SI

[EagleFan]

Any potential there? :D

I couldn't be that lucky. :(

[Senator]

I think you might be going to hell.

[JeeberD]

I second this. Hot Hispanic women are the best! :D

I think I know why duckie's gonna be in Big D this weekend... :D

[duckman]

I think I know why duckie's gonna be in Big D this weekend... :D
Well, she's not a Hispanic chick, but she is a brunette. Is that close enough? ;)