Breaking News - Brittany Spears Tells All

[korme]

"I swear, Easy Mac is THIS big"

http://members.lycos.co.uk/darkhorse17/2002oprah12.jpg

[McSweeny]

lucky fucker at least she was in a position to judge Easy Mac's size... unless he just flashed her or something

[Easy Mac]

If being that small meant I got to have sex with Britney Spears, I would definitely trade what I have. I'd lose 6 or 7 inches for a piece of that. Hell, after I had it I'd probably have to cut that much off just ot ward off all the STD's.

[Lathum]

Is it just me or does she look like a crazy bitch in that picture?

[Go-Buckeyes]

Originally posted by Lathum
Is it just me or does she look like a crazy bitch in that picture?

One picture is worth a thousand words.....crazy bitch...and her restaraunt sucked too...LOL

[wbonnell]

does anybody actually find her attractive?

[Noble_Platypus]

I'd lick her

[GoldenEagle]

Um yea

[Neuqua]

God yes.

[Easy Mac]

I'd have to concur with the platypus. I'd rub that duck bill all over her body, and smack her with the tail. You could call me Noble_Playwithherpus.

[vex]

Yes.

[McSweeny]

she's mad hot

[korme]

Yeah, everyone was mad hatin' at first, but who wouldn't give her the business? Hot damn.

[Craptacular]

She's OK looking, but I don't think she's all that.

[Qwikshot]

She's bangable, the love 'em, leave 'em type...

[Bearcat729]

This thread needs about a dozen of those I'd hit it images from Fark.


And I'd have to think about it if Fred Durst has already hit that. I'd be afraid of really catching something then.

[vex]

True, Bearcat.

[bbor]

I liked her better when she was'nt legal

[sabotai]

Yes, she is very attractive. In a similar note, be jealous of me. My girlfriend looks like her (not twin like, but does have several of her features.)

I get to bang a Brittany Spears look-a-like.

Oh, and my girlfriend's are real. :)

[McSweeny]

she has real knees too? good for her

[JeeberD]

You know, I honestly try to tell myself that she's not that hot, not that big of a deal. But then I see one of her videos or a clip from her Super Bowl halftime show and it's all over, I become a drooling idiot...

[cthomer5000]

Originally posted by wbonnell
does anybody actually find her attractive?

thank you. she's so absurdly average it blows my mind. but because the media tells me she's hot, I must believe it.... right?:confused:

[Ksyrup]

There's something very un-sexy about someone desperately trying to be sexy, to the point (now) of being slutty. For instance, hanging with Fred Durst? Puh-lease! She might as well go on tour with KISS and let Gene Simmons suggest that he uses his tongue on her every night on the tour bus.

If I saw her walking down the street in jeans and a shirt, I'd think she was hot. But in context, she disgusting.

[wbonnell]

Originally posted by cthomer5000
thank you. she's so absurdly average it blows my mind. but because the media tells me she's hot, I must believe it.... right?:confused:

I completely agree. I'm not saying she's ugly, but I'd say she has a <b>very average</b> mug with a lot (and I mean a lot) of makeup). Is that what society finds attractive? The media is certainly influential...