Is it Possible to Fudge a spouse?

[SFL Cat]

Has anyone ever done so? If so, why?

I've known a few guys (single) who say they sometimes pretend to be married when they go to bars because they want a one night stand and they figure that if they tell the other person they are married, even if they end up sleeping together, that person won't be looking for any kind of attachment or relationship afterward. I've always thought it sounded like a very convoluted way to think.

[vtbub]

Cocky and funny comes to mind.

[Bee]

I've fudged my wife...even used some whipped cream.


Edit: Nevermind...I think I misunderstood the question.

[SFL Cat]

I've fudged my wife...even used some whipped cream.


Edit: Nevermind...I think I misunderstood the question.

I can see the whip cream....not sure about the fudge, though

[Bee]

I can see the whip cream....not sure about the fudge, though

She told me it was fudge...

[Barkeep49]

When I was 12 I hung out on this community on AOL where I pretended to be a fictionalized father so I would be taken more seriously. This worked very well actually and as part of the ruse I also had a fictionalized wife. I was a commodities trader and she was a lawyer.

[duckman]

Back in the day, I used to put on my old wedding ring when I went out to the bar. The damn thing was like a chick magnet and I would not have much problem finding someone for the evening. Of course, I've grown up since then and haven't used that tactic in a long time.

[st.cronin]

I really think we need to ask the Ladies' Man for advice.

[CraigSca]

I've never had to worry about any of this stuff because God blessed me with a one-inch layer of ugly that I display proudly.

[timmyw3]

I never pretended to be married when I was single and now that I'm married I've yet to pretend that I was single.

I did, however, used to use an alias when looking to pick up women in my younger days. Skip Donahue. Bonus points to anyone who can identify the movie this character was in.

[KWhit]

I'm an architect named Art Vandelay.

[st.cronin]

One of those Wilder/Pryor movies I think.

[Barkeep49]

I'm an architect named Art Vandelay.
Are you sure you're not a marine biologist?

[CraigSca]

Hugh Jass.

[gkb]

Back in the day, I used to put on my old wedding ring when I went out to the bar. The damn thing was like a chick magnet and I would not have much problem finding someone for the evening. Of course, I've grown up since then and haven't used that tactic in a long time.

I've never quite understood how this works. I don't frequent bars/clubs so maybe that's why I don't get it. Why would a women be more attracted to a man who's married than to one who isn't? I was married last April and I can definitely say that women ignore me just as much now as they used to before I was married...

[moriarty]

I've never quite understood how this works. I don't frequent bars/clubs so maybe that's why I don't get it. Why would a women be more attracted to a man who's married than to one who isn't? I was married last April and I can definitely say that women ignore me just as much now as they used to before I was married...

Sorry, I'm laughing with you not at you. :D

[Toddzilla]

POOP THREAD!

[SunDevil]

Fritz

[Warhammer]

Are you sure you're not a marine biologist?

No no no, he is in the latex business.

[rkmsuf]

No no no, he is in the latex business.

I thought he was an importer/exporter.

[SFL Cat]

POOP THREAD!

Don't mention Poop or Hell Atlantic will be in this thread in no time.

[Glengoyne]

I can't believe there are twenty one posts in this thread.

Doh! 22

[SFL Cat]

Doh! 23

It's all about post counts, baby.

[RendeR]

Doh! 23

It's all about post counts, baby.

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