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Bee
02-05-2003, 08:40 AM
I think they got a shot. (http://www.theonion.com/onion3904/yankees.html)
Butter
02-05-2003, 09:02 AM
I love the Onion.
Anrhydeddu
02-05-2003, 09:59 AM
Great article, with a scary kernel of truth I suspect.
Qwikshot
02-05-2003, 11:21 AM
Funny
Maple Leafs
02-05-2003, 12:35 PM
Speaking of this week's Onion: does this remind you of anyone (http://www.theonion.com/onion3904/online_persona.html)?
Anrhydeddu
02-05-2003, 01:50 PM
That is absolutely uncanny. He even said they are sure to get the horns.
Craptacular
02-05-2003, 02:11 PM
Maple Leafs and ... however you pronouce Buc's name:

You guys are a little late:
OT: This is great (http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=5061)
MylesKnight
02-06-2003, 10:27 AM
Now this is funny.. (excerpt from Willy Wonka story)..


"For years, Wonka has hidden the ominous doings of his research and development facility from the outside world," U.N. Secretary General Kofi Annan said. "Given the reports of child disappearances, technological advances in glass-elevator transport, and Wonka-run Oompa-Loompa forced-labor camps, the time has come to put an end to three decades of secrecy in the Wonka Empire."


Here's the entire article (http://www.theonion.com/onion3903/un_orders_wonka.html)

THE ONION IS GREAT!! :D