Things I Know For Sure

[Anthony]

This latest round in the box has given me some insight, most of which i will share:

1. arguing about politics is useless. no one will change their opinion. what is the purpose, anway? jim is always going to think Israel are the champions of righteousness; mr. bigglesworth will have empathy for lebanese terrorists. never the twain shall meet. to have 10 pages of back and forth on certain things is just pointless. political debate online is a waste of time. no one will ever change their mind or say "you know what...? you're right, i will now change my opinion on this matter".

2. Quiksand should leave the comedy to Subby. talk about trying to follow Jimi Hendrix at the Monterey Pop Festival. ooof. i'm enjoying myself, reading the umpteenth "BALLERZ, yo!" joke and QS comes in with his "i checked raised some guy using A7 and he calls before the flop with a short stacked duece LOL!" or whatever that poker-talk gibberish was he was writing.

3. SkyDog is really trying to inject some FOF talk into this place. mighty proud of you. i think the last 5 topics on FOF have been started by the Dawg.

4. Suicane is funny and my kinda guy (even though he once purchased a mold of a dolphin penis). sov, while lacking my charm and overall greatness, is a close second and if i ever were to leave FOFC i would elect him my successor.


i thought i'd have more to say but other than Subby making a seemingly incredibly boring trip to Vegas actually interesting much hasn't gone on since last you saw yours truly. as i think of more things i know i will write them.

[MIJB#19]

welcome back.

[Franklinnoble]

I thought it was getting quiet around here...

[Bonegavel]

I thought it was generally known that political discussions (in any venue) are nothing but pissing matches. Even more so than religion debates.

[ISiddiqui]

Time in the box gives HA insight? I think this may have been an unintended consequence... and not in a good way neither ;).

[Bee]

you were gone?

[Subby]

Thanks?

[MikeVic]

and not in a good way neither ;).

I'm confused.

[Qwikshot]

"YEAH, we tease him alot cos we got him on the spot...Welcome back
Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back"

[MJ4H]

The first sentence of your item #1 is very, very true and is true for offline as well. I just don't talk about it with anyone because it is pointless.

[Riggins44]

The first sentence of your item #1 is very, very true and is true for offline as well. I just don't talk about it with anyone because it is pointless.

I've gone the same route. People are so blinded by emotions any more that it just ends up with someone getting butt hurt.

[Anthony]

I thought it was generally known that political discussions (in any venue) are nothing but pissing matches. Even more so than religion debates.

i was just bewildered at the fact finding missions some guys went on in that Middel East thread, as if (like i previously mentioned) the other guy will throw up the white flag and say "you're right! i'm wrong! you've changed my viewpoint". it won't ever happen. while both sides put up a (rather repetitive) solid arguement it was just going around in circles. it served no purpose.

religion debates are also a waste of time.

[Anthony]

5. none of Kevin Smith's movies were all that oustanding. i want to like them, and i think Jay is a cool character, but jeez man, the movies just don't work. it's almost like an internet nerd badge of honor to say you like at least one Kevin Smith movie. sorry, i'm not playing along anymore.

[Desnudo]

i was just bewildered at the fact finding missions some guys went on in that Middel East thread, as if (like i previously mentioned) the other guy will throw up the white flag and say "you're right! i'm wrong! you've changed my viewpoint". it won't ever happen. while both sides put up a (rather repetitive) solid arguement it was just going around in circles. it served no purpose.

religion debates are also a waste of time.

People like to listen to themselves speak. It has nothing to do with anyone else. Those guys could create a one man thread on that junk.

[Honolulu_Blue]

People like to listen to themselves speak. It has nothing to do with anyone else.

I think HA is the last person who needs to be reminded of this fact.

[Honolulu_Blue]

5. none of Kevin Smith's movies were all that oustanding. i want to like them, and i think Jay is a cool character, but jeez man, the movies just don't work. it's almost like an internet nerd badge of honor to say you like at least one Kevin Smith movie. sorry, i'm not playing along anymore.

Wait a second. I was just told in another thread that hating Kevin Smith was the hip thing to do. Which is it? Because, you know, people only have (contrary) opinions on things just be cool, hip, or have a badge of honor. They're never really based on taste or anything tangible.

I'm really confused... :confused:

Hopefully Hell Atlantic will have another observation soon to help clear things up a bit.

[Klinglerware]

Wait a second. I was just told in another thread that hating Kevin Smith was the hip thing to do. Which is it? Because, you know, people only have (contrary) opinions on things just be cool, hip, or have a badge of honor. They're never really based on taste or anything tangible.

I'm really confused... :confused:

Hopefully Hell Atlantic will have another observation soon to help clear things up a bit.

Or maybe GroundCat will make another appearance...

[rkmsuf]

Or maybe GroundCat will make another appearance...

kick ass video games!

[scooper]

Wait a second. I was just told in another thread that hating Kevin Smith was the hip thing to do. Which is it? Because, you know, people only have (contrary) opinions on things just be cool, hip, or have a badge of honor. They're never really based on taste or anything tangible.

I'm really confused... :confused:

Hopefully Hell Atlantic will have another observation soon to help clear things up a bit.

Indifference is the answer.

[Honolulu_Blue]

Indifference is the answer.

Indeed, it might be. Is this the "indifference" smily then? :o I was never sure what that thing is doing. Is it supposed to be yawning bored-like? If so, that could be indifference.

[scooper]

Indeed, it might be. Is this the "indifference" smily then? :o I was never sure what that thing is doing. Is it supposed to be yawning bored-like? If so, that could be indifference.

I could answer that question, but I really don't care. :o

[Fidatelo]

Indeed, it might be. Is this the "indifference" smily then? :o I was never sure what that thing is doing. Is it supposed to be yawning bored-like? If so, that could be indifference.

I always thought that was the 'money shot' smiley.

[Honolulu_Blue]

I could answer that question, but I really don't care. :o

Heh!

I like you. You make me raugh.

[Draft Dodger]

you were gone?

not to be confused with missed.

[Anthony]

Wait a second. I was just told in another thread that hating Kevin Smith was the hip thing to do. Which is it? Because, you know, people only have (contrary) opinions on things just be cool, hip, or have a badge of honor. They're never really based on taste or anything tangible.

I'm really confused... :confused:

Hopefully Hell Atlantic will have another observation soon to help clear things up a bit.

everyone who says they don't like Kevin Smith will say "i used to like him", or "i loved Clerks, liked Mallrats and Chasing Amy and thought Jersey Girl sucked". everyone who doesn't like him now is essentially raging against the machine, the whole building someone up to knock them down thing. he's not "in" anymore, so they criticize him. i'm saying i don't think his movies are good. i only saw 30 minutes of Clerks and turned it off, i didn't understand why it was in black and white and didn't notice all the bad language that it's known for (perhaps cuz my friends and i talk like that all the time). like i said, Jay is a great character, and is to me the only redeeming quality of Kevin Smith's movies.

the difference w/ me is at no point in time did i ever think any of his movie's were good, so my not liking his movies isn't being contrary to anything except mass groupthink. i just never said anything about it cuz someone would inevitably say "well, that just shows your bad taste in movies" or some nerd snob remark like that.

and i don't think Spaceballs is funny either, depsite my friends LOVING that movie.

[rkmsuf]

and i don't think Spaceballs is funny either, depsite my friends LOVING that movie.



Turn in your human card.

[Fidatelo]

i didn't understand why it was in black and white

It was made for peanuts, black and white was all he could afford, although I don't really get why colour equipment was so much more costly. Its not like Clerks was filmed in the 50's.

Regardless, I think you are missing something with that movie if you think Jay is the best character. Randall is by far the best character.

[Anthony]

It was made for peanuts, black and white was all he could afford, although I don't really get why colour equipment was so much more costly. Its not like Clerks was filmed in the 50's.

Regardless, I think you are missing something with that movie if you think Jay is the best character. Randall is by far the best character.

randall wasn't in all the other movies. just saying, Jay seems like someone i'd wanna hang out w/.

[MikeVic]

I always thought that to justify the black and white, Kevin Smith said it was meant to look like a store surveillance camera was recording everything. Or maybe I just thought of it like that? Justified it for myself...?

[Subby]

I heart the wikipedia firefox extension...

Clerks - Production

The film is in black-and-white (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black-and-white) and roughly edited due to a budget of $27,575 (USD); mainly consisting of credit cards, the worth of director Smith's extensive comic book collection and insurance money. <sup id="_ref-1" class="reference">[2] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clerks.#_note-1)</sup> Originally, the character Randal Graves (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randal_Graves) was supposed to be played by Kevin Smith (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Smith). According to Smith himself on the DVD Commentary, this is why Randal has the best lines. Also, several members of Smith's family played roles in the film due to budget contraints. When Dante is discussing the "Milk Maids", the shopper shown is Kevin Smith's mother and the customer whose job it is to "manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination" is played by Kevin Smith's sister, Virginia. Several of Kevin Smith's childhood friends also play roles in the film. Walt Flanagan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walt_Flanagan) plays four roles in this movie: The "Woolen Cap Smoker" in the beginning, the famous "Egg Man," the "Offended Customer" (during the "jizz mopper" scene) and the "Cat Admiring Bitter Customer." Walt never intended to play this many roles (Smith would often, in jest, refer to Flanagan as "the Lon Chaney (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lon_Chaney) of the '90s"). As one of Smith's friends who was present often during filming as either extra help or just moral support, it fell to Walt to play these characters when the actors Smith originally got to play them just didn't show up.

Dante's beard changes because Kevin Smith asked Brian O'Halloran to shave his goatee before filming started during rehearsals, then, after seeing what it looked like without it, told him to grow it back. The scenes shot earlier in the shoot show a thinner beard while the ones shot last show a thicker goatee as it had longer to grow back. During the porn recital scene Randal and the Happy Scrappy Hero Pup lady are not actually in the room at the same time. Jeff Anderson refused to read the list of porno movies in front of her, and particularly in front of the child (although the reaction shots of the Happy Scrappy Hero Pup lady were obtained by a crew member reading the same list to her).

The original ending for the film was meant to continue from when Randal throws Dante's "I Assure You, We're Open" sign to him. After Randal leaves, Dante proceeds to lock up the store. He notices that someone else has entered. This person then proceeds to shoot Dante, killing him. Afterwards, he makes off with the money from the cash register. The sequence ends with Dante's dead face looking off past the camera. While the sad ending tested poorly, it was nevertheless foreshadowed earlier in the film (the opening credits' song includes the lyric "A meaningless end to the story" and Dante himself states at one point that life "is a series of down endings"). Smith said it concluded this way because he "didn't know how to end a film." He took constructive criticisms about the ending to heart and decided to remove it from the film. Both versions are available in Clerks. X, the tenth anniversary special edition.

The MPAA (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motion_Picture_Association_of_America) originally gave Clerks. an NC-17 rating (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MPAA_film_rating_system), based purely on the film's explicit dialogue — it contains no real violence, and no clearly depicted nudity. This was a financial death sentence, as very few cinemas in the United States (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States) will screen NC-17 movies. Miramax hired civil-liberties lawyer Alan Dershowitz (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Dershowitz) to appeal the decision; the MPAA relented and re-rated the film with the more commercial 'R' rating, without altering any frame or word.<sup id="_ref-2" class="reference">[3] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clerks.#_note-2)</sup>

[Anthony]

6. SkyDog using the word "ChuckTown" does not make Charlestown sound cooler. I don't like the name Chuck. i prefer "Chazz".

"Chazztown". now, doesn't that sound like a place you'd wanna check out?

[rkmsuf]

Calling someone or using Chazz is very metrosexual.

[Anthony]

Calling someone or using Chazz is very metrosexual.

if it was good enough for Buddy Lembeck, it's good enough for me.

[molson]

It was made for peanuts, black and white was all he could afford, although I don't really get why colour equipment was so much more costly. Its not like Clerks was filmed in the 50's.



B&W isn't necessarily cheaper than color, but it'll more easily forgive things like cheap lighting and set design. (a cheaply made b&w movie looks better than a cheaply made color movie).

[Anthony]

you don't understand, i really want to make a low budget movie. i already have the title for this B movie (horror genre) that my friend and i created.

we would pick up girls and tell them we were casting for a B movie and this one time we got all these numbers. it'd be the funniest and hardest thing to keep a straight face and say "there may be some nudity in this film - are you ok with that?". (this entire experience was a lot more fun than i'm describing).

nowadays my routine is to go up to girls and ask them if they think i'm good looking. unfortunately i'm married so it doesn't go much further than playful banter, but it's a great ice breaker for some of my faggy non-girl approaching friends. had i known how easy it is to approach girls (providing you have even a simple routine) i would have gotten poon up the wazzoo when i was younger. of course, it helps that you are actually good looking, or else it'd get awkward.

[sachmo71]

6. SkyDog using the word "ChuckTown" does not make Charlestown sound cooler. I don't like the name Chuck. i prefer "Chazz".

"Chazztown". now, doesn't that sound like a place you'd wanna check out?


sounds too much like "jizztown"

[rkmsuf]

you don't understand, i really want to make a low budget movie. i already have the title for this B movie (horror genre) that my friend and i created.

we would pick up girls and tell them we were casting for a B movie and this one time we got all these numbers. it'd be the funniest and hardest thing to keep a straight face and say "there may be some nudity in this film - are you ok with that?". (this entire experience was a lot more fun than i'm describing).

nowadays my routine is to go up to girls and ask them if they think i'm good looking. unfortunately i'm married so it doesn't go much further than playful banter, but it's a great ice breaker for some of my faggy non-girl approaching friends. had i known how easy it is to approach girls (providing you have even a simple routine) i would have gotten poon up the wazzoo when i was younger. of course, it helps that you are actually good looking, or else it'd get awkward.

No offense, but I've heard this rap around here before. Just can't place it...

[Lorena]

...faggy non-girl approaching friends...

Back in the box!! :rolleyes:

[Anthony]

No offense, but I've heard this rap around here before. Just can't place it...

i do nothing with these girls, so the joke's on me. for all i know they could be lying and don't want to hurt my feelings.





nah...

i'm telling you, it works. no cockiness or funniness required.

[Eaglesfan27]

The first sentence of your item #1 is very, very true and is true for offline as well. I just don't talk about it with anyone because it is pointless.

Completely agree.

[Anthony]

Back in the box!! :rolleyes:

sorry, where i'm from faggy means "hairy". my bad.:)

[rkmsuf]

nah...

i'm telling you, it works. no cockiness or funniness required.

Well now we are getting somewhere. I smell an infomercial.

[Anthony]

Well now we are getting somewhere. I smell an infomercial.

if i can find out how you can take a cassette tape and make an mp3 out of it, i will record myself using this routine and post for your enjoyment. one time i was interviewing all these people when i was drunk with my mini tape recorder, and i put it near my friend't face (who was driving) and he took it and threw it out the window cuz he thought i was pretending.

an entire nite's worth of awesome drunken material - poof - gone just like that.

[miked]

you don't understand, i really want to make a low budget movie. i already have the title for this B movie (horror genre) that my friend and i created.

we would pick up girls and tell them we were casting for a B movie and this one time we got all these numbers. it'd be the funniest and hardest thing to keep a straight face and say "there may be some nudity in this film - are you ok with that?". (this entire experience was a lot more fun than i'm describing).

nowadays my routine is to go up to girls and ask them if they think i'm good looking. unfortunately i'm married so it doesn't go much further than playful banter, but it's a great ice breaker for some of my faggy non-girl approaching friends. had i known how easy it is to approach girls (providing you have even a simple routine) i would have gotten poon up the wazzoo when i was younger. of course, it helps that you are actually good looking, or else it'd get awkward.

It also helps that you are married, since you know that no matter how stupid you look or how many times you get shot down, you can get some later if you're a good boy.

[Anthony]

It also helps that you are married, since you know that no matter how stupid you look or how many times you get shot down, you can get some later if you're a good boy.

'tis true, old sage. when you can get laid no matter what - everyone wins! :)

[digamma]

http://www.podspider.com/images/9076760568a98c3a1e42fa329902a559.jpg

[Anthony]

7. there's nothing wrong with a man who wears a pink shirt.

i'm wearing one right now. Ralph Lauren. don't be hatin'.

[WSUCougar]

7. there's nothing wrong with a man who wears a pink shirt.

i'm wearing one right now. Ralph Lauren. don't be hatin'.
Just try not to get any mustard on it when...well, um...you know.

[Anthony]

Just try not to get any mustard on it when...well, um...you know.

speaking of which:

8. i don't like the word "hoagie". there. it's been said. i ate one the other day and it was huge. but i don't like that word.

[Edward64]

Specific to #1. Yeah, but you're missing some great history lessons.

[John Galt]

As for 1., I don't participate in political debates at FOFC to sway the person I'm arguing with - that's just foolish. I'm arguing for me and for an audience, if an audience actually exists. I'm trying to persuade people who aren't firmly opposed to my view. At the least I'm trying to make them aware that there are strong counter-arguments. And there is a self-indulgent reason to participate - I make my arguments better and may change my mind if I hash things out. That's much, much more important to me than trying to convince someone they are wrong.

But I agree that nowadays so many of the political threads are pointless because they seem to just be a race to post talking points stolen from blogs and other websites. There is very little in the way of critical thinking. A lot of the posters will accept any argument, no matter how unlikely or farfetched, so long as it agrees with their overall worldview. That isn't debate, it's just silly, IMO.

[Ben E Lou]

3. SkyDog is really trying to inject some FOF talk into this place. mighty proud of you. i think the last 5 topics on FOF have been started by the Dawg.I'm not really "trying." It's just that I've been playing a TON of FOF the last few weeks, which renewed my interest in discussing it. I've been testing some new stuff out, and even recently saw that breakout player I'd never quite seen the likes of before.

[Bubba Wheels]

Political viewpoints come from internal 'core beliefs.' As such, very few things lend themselves to compromise anymore and the room for 'persuasion' has pretty much closed. In order to persuade someone along a different line of thinking you would actually have to modify that person's core beliefs, which doesn't happen often.

All thinking people have some set of 'core beliefs', its the clueless that attempt to wander thru life with a 'mish-mash' of hit and miss values, beliefs and practices. These are also the people that get upended easily and frequently in life, always wondering 'how did this happen to me?" The Bible refers to this as building your house on 'sand or rock.'

A great example of this was an interview from 1989 NPR did with Mike Hammer author Mickey Spillane. (Think the last name is correct but not going to look it up.) Spillane reveals himself to be a Jehova's Witness, which stuns the interviewer to no end as she has always imagined Spillane to be an agnostic individual like his character Mike Hammer.

Point is that Spillane, Irish and probably raised Catholic, demonstrates very clearly that as a thinking individual he needed this set of underlying beliefs and values in order to achieve the things in his life that provided direction, etc. Very interestsing dicohtomy, the fantasy of Mike Hammer that so many are quick to accept and value versus the real of Spillane's needing religion that many would be quick to find frightening and the need to attack.

[Galaxy]

This thread has too much potential danger now....

[Anthony]

This thread has too much potential danger now....

it's ok. i really don't know what BW was trying to say. i'm gonna be honest here - it was all over my head.


how can you have a Miami Vice movie and not have Sonny Crocket wear a white suit with a pink shirt?

[DanGarion]

zup

[Bubba Wheels]

Post was about 'arguing politics' on the internet and not really changing anyone's opinion. I was stating that you either have a guiding set of values and won't easily be persuaded by the opposite view to begin with, or you basically are just 'driftwood' and get pulled along by any and all 'ebbs' and 'curries.'

Sometimes you can find common ground, all too often you are 'demonized' for believing differently...like conservatives are presently being 'demonized' by the mainstream media for believing that human life is sacred and should not be created for the sole purpose of using it as 'spare parts' on others.

[Coder]

HA.. I was all with you.. but I'm sorry.. #7.. you're just wrong... especially if you've got the collar up... it's just.. I don't know...


As for Suicaine sure kicks the llama's ass... he's still got the best post in FOFC history with his welcome back post for Sov about a year ago...

[Anthony]

suicane is all right in my book.


btw, i almost died. i was powerwashing my fence (wooden fence) and i was using this deck/fence cleaner that apparently has acid in it or some other volatile chemical and i happened to get an eedy beedy drop of it on my forearm and it burnt a hole in it. i can actually see the first 3 layers of my skin. i think it's the epidermis (1st layer), the dermis (layer underneath that) and then i see the layer underneath the dermis. that's some damn potent stuff. if that drop kept on burning layers who knows what coulda happened once it got into my body.

[Subby]

...like conservatives are presently being 'demonized' by the mainstream media for believing that human life is sacred and should not be created for the sole purpose of using it as 'spare parts' on others.
I don't know about other conservatives, but I am pretty sure you're a demon.

[gkb]

Welcome back. Your posts almost always make me laugh...I know they offend some though. I thought your take on what you'd do to pregnant Britney was hilarious. Maybe I'm just easily amused. :)

[Bubba Wheels]

I don't know about other conservatives, but I am pretty sure you're a demon.

Geez, first you threaten to run me down with your motorscooter, then you call me that! Your just out of control, big guy!

[Subby]

I would expect a demon to say that.

[Crim]

I'm not really "trying." It's just that I've been playing a TON of FOF the last few weeks, which renewed my interest in discussing it. I've been testing some new stuff out, and even recently saw that breakout player I'd never quite seen the likes of before.


It appears that your clumsy and blatant threadjack-attempt has been turned aside, good sir... You shall not pass!

[Anthony]

9. i hate defecating at work, but if i have to - handicap stalls are the way to go. i love the extra room, and the handle bars on both sides to help hold myself down in the event of a real battle. not that i've used them ever, but it's comforting knowing i have the tools i need to complete my mission if need be.

[Warhammer]

I have changed some people's view on politics in person and regarding religion in person. My problem is that I am much better debating in person than on a message board.

[Passacaglia]

My feet barely touch the floor on those things.

[rkmsuf]

I have changed some people's view on politics in person and regarding religion in person. My problem is that I am much better debating in person than on a message board.

They just agreed with you to shut you up.

[Anthony]

My feet barely touch the floor on those things.

i use two toilet cover thingies on my seat whenever i poop in a work stall.


and i always check to make sure the toilet paper hasn't been urinated on. in a public stall like at a movie theater i put my feet on the seat and i squat down. i'm very particular about what i put near my genitals/bum.

[ice4277]

i use two toilet cover thingies on my seat whenever i poop in a work stall.


and i always check to make sure the toilet paper hasn't been urinated on. in a public stall like at a movie theater i put my feet on the seat and i squat down. i'm very particular about what i put near my genitals/bum.

I would rather crap my pants than use a stall at at movie theater.

[Anthony]

I would rather crap my pants than use a stall at at movie theater.

remind me to never go to the movies with you.:o

[King of New York]

I only participate in political debates that take place in the restrooms of movie theatres. Really grungy ones.

[scooper]

i'm very particular about what i put near my genitals/bum.

Of course. White bread only, right? Wheat chafes. And none of those banana peppers either.

[Anthony]

embarassing story:

one time (i was 15, 16 or 17 maybe) i was going to watch my best friend's dad/brothers play in a softball game. we were running late but i had to poop, but his dad was rushing us so i decided to hold it in and poop at a restroom at the park. i go into a porta-pottie and poop. then came the uncomfortable truth - there was no toilet paper. "ok, calm down, we'll get through this somehow", i assured myself. the only thing i could have wiped my ass - and don't be mistaken, i took a monster poop and it was messy down there - was obvious. so, i manned up and took my underwear off and wiped my ass (as best i could) with my underwear. threw them in the toilet and went on with my life.

...except, my ass wasn't in good shape. again, i pooped a lot and wasn't able to really clean up shop very well. i stood away from my best friend as much as i could. when it was time to go home, ooof...we were all in the car and my best friend's brother goes "what the hell is that smell???". we stop the car to make sure none of us had stepped in poop. i swirmed, knowing full well where the stench was deriving from. as we got back into the car it was uncomfortably assumed that i had crapped my pants. and i couldn't just say "ok, ok, here's the story, i'm sitting here with a poorly-wiped ass, but i didn't crap myself...i just need a good wiping." we get to his house, and i go to excuse myself to clean up properly in their bathroom. i then go to wash my hands.

...NO GODDAM SOAP. who the f doesn't have soap in their damn bathroom. seriously. so i washed my hands with tooth paste and hung around a little longer and then just went home. God knows what the hell they were saying about me. till this day my friend and i haven't brought it up to each other.

[Pumpy Tudors]

what the shit

[rkmsuf]

what the shit

I read that in a Ziggy one time.

[Anthony]

what the shit

it wasn't shit - IT WAS A POORLY WIPED ASS!

[duckman]

HA shit his pants! :D

[ice4277]

remind me to never go to the movies with you.:o

Just don't ask why there are Raisinettes in the popcorn.

[Raiders Army]

I hate it when you shit and you don't wipe well enough and then your ass hurts because it's all scratchy. Scratchy is worse than smelly, IMHO.

[Anthony]

I hate it when you shit and you don't wipe well enough and then your ass hurts because it's all scratchy. Scratchy is worse than smelly, IMHO.

well, if you knew the problem was that you didn't wipe well enough wouldn't you just go back in the bathroom and finish what you started? like if i walked out the bathroom and i realized i had a scratchy anus due to my insufficient wiping i would go back in the stall.

of course, i wipe well so i don't have this issue. sorry i can't relate. :(

[Raiders Army]

Naw, I'm talking about when you wipe your anus really well, but your asscrack has splatter on it. You miss it because you're concentrating on your hole instead of the outer limits.

[Anthony]

10. today is going to be a good day. i have 2 songs stuck in my head, and both are excellent.

1. Susudio
2. Ain't Going Out Like That