CHorN Bracket 2, Rd. 1: Jessica Alba v. 8 Reese Witherspoon

[Lorena]

Jessica should win this hands down.

[Kodos]

4 Jessica Alba v. 29 Reese Witherspoon

[Lorena]

Whoa, I traveled in time :D

[Easy Mac]

I like Reese, but he Green Goblin chin is getting more pronounced with every passing year.

[bulletsponge]

Alba gives my guy cramps

[Izulde]

Wow.

Talk about an early asskicking.

[hoopsguy]

Anxiety voting for both Witherspoon over Alba and Patrick over Hayek. Discuss.

[Vince]

I love me some Reese Witherspoon, but this was just a terrible first round matchup. Alba is phenomenal.

[sabotai]

I'm with Vince. It's a shame Witherspoon got put up against Alba. I'd probably vote for Witherspoon over 2/3rds of the women in the field, but alas, she is no Jessica Alba.

[Neuqua]

Not even close...

[Mustang]

I like to play a little game called - 'Joker or Reese'




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[Crim]

Reese Witherspoon is like a less-hot version of Jay Leno, and she's up against a goddess. Go ahead and close the poll, Kodos.

[duckman]

"Down goes Frazier! Down goes Frazier!"

[Raiders Army]

No contest.

[WSUCougar]

Reese er, um, takes it on the chin.

[Samdari]

I don't get the love for Alba. She is the least attractive female in this contest to date.

[dbd1963]

Reese is one of my wife's favorite actresses so I voted for her. But now I read a bit of an Alba bio:

Nicknamed Sky Angel, Jessica admits she is a bit of a klutz, but with building busy schedules, who hasn't fallen from grace to clumsy and looked a bit goofy at times?
"I'm a little bit more of a dork. I run into things, and I'm kind of uncoordinated sometimes." Jessica Alba
"I like SpongeBob SquarePants. He's goofy, like me." Jessica Alba



If I had known that, I would have voted Alba. Man I love me some clumsy, dorky hotties..

[WSUCougar]

Man I love me some clumsy, dorky hotties..
It has bumper-sticker potential...:cool:

[Julio Riddols]

I think the most appealing thing to me about Alba is that she isn't a spotlight hog.. She doesn't really act like a "star" who deserves all this attention.

Add to that her clumsy dorkiness, and her obvious physical charms..

Thats a big fat number.

[dbd1963]

I want to switch my vote. Are these Dibold machines?

[Icy]

Jessica Alba, don't like the other girl at all.

[Buccaneer]

Beauty over brains?

While I agree to the Joker/Reese comparison, you got to be fair and make the comparison between Bozo the Clown and some of the chicks, esp. a few of the high-seeded ones.

[wade moore]

Beauty over brains?

While I agree to the Joker/Reese comparison, you got to be fair and make the comparison between Bozo the Clown and some of the chicks, esp. a few of the high-seeded ones.

Very fair point imo.

[primelord]

Reese Witherspoon is like a less-hot version of Jay Leno

I want to make sure I am clear on the fact that you think Jay Leno is hotter than Reese Reese Witherspoon.

[Ksyrup]

I want to make sure I am clear on the fact that you think Jay Leno is hotter than Reese Reese Witherspoon.


LOL!

On a completely unrelated point, thanks to your repeating of her first name, I now have "Reese Reese Witherspoon" running through my mind in place of "Ice Ice Baby."

[primelord]

On a completely unrelated point, thanks to your repeating of her first name, I now have "Reese Reese Witherspoon" running through my mind in place of "Ice Ice Baby."

And now I do too. :)

[Ksyrup]

I don't get the love for Alba. She is the least attractive female in this contest to date.

http://image.com.com/tv/images/story/kathy_griffin.jpg

"Yes, I am much hotter than Jessica Alba."

[rkmsuf]

http://image.com.com/tv/images/story/kathy_griffin.jpg

"Yes, I am much hotter than Jessica Alba."

Don't excite the Pumpy Tudors.

[Ksyrup]

She's the hanging chad of this vote.

[B & B]

http://image.com.com/tv/images/story/kathy_griffin.jpg

"Yes, I am much hotter than Andy Dick in drag.


Zoinks

[Ksyrup]

Yeah, there's something bizarre about connection between those two.

That's what I'm naming my band...The Griffin Dick Connection.