NFL caption contest

[cthomer5000]

http://www.somethingwithanh.com/fofc/art_shell.jpg

[Chief Rum]

http://www.somethingwithanh.com/fofc/art_shell.jpg

"Coach, did you get the play call from Mr. Davis yet?"

[k0ruptr]

"Come on coach, don't put me in, my jerseys still clean!"

[RendeR]

http://www.somethingwithanh.com/fofc/art_shell.jpg


"Yeah, this was worth coming back for.....Fucking Al......"

[kingfc22]

http://www.somethingwithanh.com/fofc/art_shell.jpg

"What would jbmagic do?"

[Chief Rum]

http://www.somethingwithanh.com/fofc/art_shell.jpg

"Andrew! Watch out for them laser sperm!"

[Lorena]

http://www.somethingwithanh.com/fofc/art_shell.jpg

Walter, get me some pads and I'll show this pitiful line how it's done. Goddamit, this isn't what I signed up for :mad:

[Groundhog]

"What would jbmagic do?"

WINNA

[sabotai]

http://www.somethingwithanh.com/fofc/art_shell.jpg

"I wonder what's on BET right now...."

[LionsFan10]

"I wonder what's on BET right now...."

I'm not so sure about this one .... :cool:

[Poli]

"What's the score?"

[yabanci]

"Did I really hire an offensive coordinator who hasn't coached since 1994? What the fuck was I thinking."

[Northwood_DK]

"Don’t worry Son. We will be fine as long as they keep Al alive."

[Poli]

"How many years until we can draft Mustain...hmmm...."

[Poli]

"Hey coach, what play are we going to run next time?"

"Whatever play I feel like running, gosh!"

[Thomkal]

"Psst! Hey Walter, want to be a head coach?"

[RedKingGold]

What chu' talking bout' Drew!

[Pumpy Tudors]

Walter, get me some pads and I'll show this pitiful line how it's done. Goddamit, this isn't what I signed up for :mad:
I love this one. :D

[VPI97]

http://www.fof-ihof.com/upload/VPI97/art_shell_2.jpg

[RedKingGold]

[http://www.fof-gefl.com/upload/RedKingGold/untitled.bmp

I don't have VPI's skillz, but I figured this thread needed more Cookie Monster.

[WSUCougar]

Shell: "Okay, Plunkett, just chuck it deep to Branch and we'll be fine."

Walter: "Uhh, coach?"

[Anthony]

http://www.albumtown.com/data2/c6af42b259dd217b3894c0b461ff297c/58027_p1102562.jpg

[WSUCougar]

"Just win, baby."

[sachmo71]

"looks like i picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."

[rkmsuf]

I thought I told them I wanted more black raiderettes.

[Butter]

"How long before people figure out this headset is hooked into my iPod?"

[kurtism]

"Why haven't you called, Art? WHY HAVEN'T YOU CALLED?!?!"

[RedKingGold]

"It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again."

[Pumpy Tudors]

"Hey, Vermeil? You wanna come down here and do this shit? I'm going home."

[WSUCougar]

"Just avoid the shutout, baby?"

[kurtism]

In the same vein as my first effort:

"This is what happens when we hold training camp on Brokeback Mountain."

[sachmo71]

"Boy, I feel like I just ate at that penis resturant."

[Lorena]

This should be a weekly thing, I'm LOLing at all your witty quotes :D

[twothree]

"Hey coach, I'm looking to start a Maximum Football League. Interested?"

[rkmsuf]

"And I even stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night."

[cthomer5000]

"What, they're out of General Tso's chicken?! Damn... now what the hell do I order."

[Raven Hawk]

"Hey kid, when you get in there, I want you to throw deep on every play so that we can get more reps for our defense."

[Pumpy Tudors]

"Hey kid, when you get in there, I want you to throw deep on every play so that we can get more reps for our defense."
Beautiful.

[MIJB#19]

"Thank god, the regular season doesn't start until next week."

[EagleFan]

"Dammit, flere's gonna kill me in his stick figure recap"

[Craptacular]

"Turn your head and cough."

[DeToxRox]

"Coach, did you get the play call from Mr. Davis yet?"

"Which way is their endzone again?"

[Skolleck]

"Bran, you really think that bran will help me poop this coke can out?"

[st.cronin]

"!*&@ global warming!"

[dervack]

http://www.somethingwithanh.com/fofc/art_shell.jpg


Ok, there's 5:17 left in the game. I figure I can get to Jack in the Box in 25 minutes, 20 if they don't reanimate Al....

[Poli]

"This isn't the way it simmed out in Front Office Football."

[Wasabiak]

Head On......Apply directly to the forehead.
Head On......Apply directly to the forehead.
Head On......Apply directly to the forehead.

[JPhillips]

Don't look now, but Al has his weiner out.

[johnnyshaka]

"Damnit!! I thought you were (Jeff) George!!"

[Maple Leafs]

How about this one?

http://i.a.cnn.net./si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0609/gallery.nfl.qbs.hotseat/images/brooks(2).jpg

[EagleFan]

How about this one?

http://i.a.cnn.net./si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0609/gallery.nfl.qbs.hotseat/images/brooks(2).jpg

I don't think that one even needs a caption.

[dervack]

When Brooks dropped back to pass, he started to wonder why the defense gave him an open field to run for the endzone.

[cthomer5000]

"jbmagic predicted we'd win how many games?!"

[st.cronin]

Wait, I didn't say "hut"!

[Izulde]

How about this one?

http://i.a.cnn.net./si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0609/gallery.nfl.qbs.hotseat/images/brooks(2).jpg

Oh shit! Where my man Gallery at?! I don't know if I can hold on to this ball with those big guys on the defense running at me!

[Pumpy Tudors]

Oh shit! Where my man Gallery at?! I don't know if I can hold on to this ball with those big guys on the defense running at me!
I expected something much, much more poetic to come from you.

[Izulde]

I expected something much, much more poetic to come from you.

:D

Yeah it was a lame caption, but I've been reading this insanely dry and not very well organized book on the nobility of New Spain before and right at Mexican independence and it's turned whatever wittiness I had to mush.

[TazFTW]

[Necessary Roughness]Blow the whistle! Blow the whistle! BLOW........THE............WHISTLE![/Necessary Roughness]

[Greyroofoo]

Holy Crap !?!?!?! I took a snap!

[JeeberD]

[Necessary Roughness]Blow the whistle! Blow the whistle! BLOW........THE............WHISTLE![/Necessary Roughness]


Thank god, someone actually knows the proper name for the movie...

[Pumpy Tudors]

[Necessary Roughness]Blow the whistle! Blow the whistle! BLOW........THE............WHISTLE![/Necessary Roughness]
This one's excellent, and it's from one of my favorite movies. Good call. :D

[johnnyshaka]

One Mississippi...two Mississippi...three Mississippi...

[EagleFan]

Wanna get away?

[jbmagic]

Hey coach tell your brother to give my friend jbmagic his New Thread button back. :)

[EagleFan]

Free jb!!!!! oops, wrong thread....

[Julio Riddols]

"Is Aaron Brooks gonna have to play like a bitch?"