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cartman
11-03-2006, 01:04 PM
hxxp://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1103061allgier1.html

This guy is currently wanted for parole violations. I don't think he'll be able to blend in to the general public very easily...

:D

Shkspr
11-03-2006, 01:09 PM
Poor guy. Must be tough to call yourself a skinhead when you have all that hair.

cartman
11-03-2006, 01:14 PM
Officer: "Can you give us a description of the suspect?"

Witness: "Yes. He's 6 foot, blonde hair and blue eyes."

Officer: "Any distinguishing characteristics?"

Witness: "Hmmm, none that come to mind. Oh wait a minute, he has some tattoos."

Officer: "Ok, that helps what do they look like?'

Witness: "Well, they cover basically his whole face. Except I'm not sure about the Doc Maarten tattooed across his nose. That might just be an imprint from getting kicked there before."

Officer: "Ok, this sounds like Bob, a guy we've run into before. We'll be on the lookout"

bob
11-03-2006, 01:23 PM
Officer: "Ok, this sounds like Bob, a guy we've run into before. We'll be on the lookout"

Shit, they know my name now.

Crim
11-03-2006, 11:29 PM
Shit, they know my name now.

:D

Bonegavel
11-04-2006, 11:05 PM
It's almost so much that it acts like camo.

Tigercat
11-04-2006, 11:34 PM
Sure he may be an Aryan brotherhood fugitive but he could use some mail, says his sister( hxxp://www.prisontalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=146066 ) or maybe even a little female attention ( hxxp://www.prisontalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=144767 ) Who would have thought the "perfect man" would be a fully tattooed skinhead?

14ers
11-04-2006, 11:42 PM
Speaking of the Smoking Gun is anyone besides me watching the little 15 minute episodes on Adult Swim?

Tigercat
11-04-2006, 11:43 PM
And at the risk of threadjacking, that prisontalk site is one crazy message board; found it while the googling this guys name. I don't know that I have ever seen a message board that with that kinda traffic. Some of the content is ammusing and/or sad depending on what I am looking at. I found the "Prison Weddings" forum particularly enlightening.

sterlingice
11-05-2006, 10:42 PM
Shit, they know my name now.

Brilliantly played :)

SI

cartman
11-06-2006, 03:21 PM
His freedom was short-lived after his pic was broadcast.

hxxp://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1103061allgier1.html?link=rssfeed

11/6 UPDATE: After two days on the lam, Allgier was apprehended Saturday by SWAT officers at a Salt Lake City motel. Not surprisingly, after Allgier's photo was broadcast on TV, police received several tips regarding his whereabouts. According to cops, an armed Allgier barricaded himself inside a room, but was eventually nabbed after he went up into the building's attic and fell through the floor.


Oh, and a golf clap for bob... :D

Ksyrup
11-06-2006, 03:26 PM
He was never getting very far to begin with...he's the "Property of Jolene" and she wants his ass BACK!

Coffee Warlord
11-06-2006, 03:33 PM
He was never getting very far to begin with...he's the "Property of Jolene" and she wants his ass BACK!

From a friend of mine.

(15:25:36) *****: Some dumbass tattoos, too
(15:25:43) *****: "Property of Jolene?"
(15:25:53) *****: Two years
(15:25:58) *****: That'll say 'Tyrone'

cartman
11-06-2006, 03:49 PM
From a friend of mine.

(15:25:36) *****: Some dumbass tattoos, too
(15:25:43) *****: "Property of Jolene?"
(15:25:53) *****: Two years
(15:25:58) *****: That'll say 'Tyrone'

Except that the tattoo will be in a much different location...

:D

Coffee Warlord
11-06-2006, 04:01 PM
http://www.cr.ex.state.ut.us/community/mostwanted/

Good for 20 minutes of humor. Pay special attention to #8.

Subby
11-06-2006, 04:11 PM
I don't. I look at his picture and just get depressed. How fucked up was this guy's childhood that he would end up looking like that?

Just sad.

Mustang
11-06-2006, 04:46 PM
Officer: "Can you give us a description of the suspect?"

Witness: "Yes. He's 6 foot, blonde hair and blue eyes."

Officer: "Any distinguishing characteristics?"

Witness: "Hmmm, none that come to mind. Oh wait a minute, he has some tattoos."

Officer: "Ok, that helps what do they look like?'

Witness: "Well, they cover basically his whole face. Except I'm not sure about the Doc Maarten tattooed across his nose. That might just be an imprint from getting kicked there before."


Witness: "Oh.. and he likes Van Halen and Styx.."

JediKooter
11-06-2006, 06:05 PM
http://www.cr.ex.state.ut.us/community/mostwanted/

Good for 20 minutes of humor. Pay special attention to #8.

If you look at Darth Maul Jrs' picture and then the description of his "Marks", looks like someone at the Utah Department of Corrections had a hard time trying to figure out which way to spell swastika, can't spell "lightning" and can't spell "heil". No wonder why this guy got away.

bob
11-06-2006, 06:21 PM
Brilliantly played :)

SI

Thank you - I don't post much, so i try to make them count.

Coffee Warlord
06-25-2007, 02:20 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/06/25/corrections.officer.shooting.ap/index.html

He's back. And killed a correctional officer.

Lathum
06-25-2007, 02:31 PM
crazy fucker

stevew
06-25-2007, 02:32 PM
I would assume it will mean execution?

Coffee Warlord
06-25-2007, 02:38 PM
Doubtful, but I certainly wouldn't mind it.

Lathum
06-25-2007, 02:38 PM
I would assume it will mean execution?

especialy in Utah

Critch
06-25-2007, 02:40 PM
I meant to ask this first time he popped up on here. What does it say on his chin? Looks to me like "fun" with little swastikas between the letters.

Swastikas and fun aren't something I'd thought of as going together before.

ageofquarrel
06-25-2007, 03:19 PM
It stands for Fuck You (Ill let you figure out what the N stands for).

ageofquarrel
06-25-2007, 03:23 PM
also this dude will be murdered in prison long before the state gets the chance to execute him.

stevew
06-25-2007, 03:35 PM
It stands for Fuck You (Ill let you figure out what the N stands for).

ninjas?

Coffee Warlord
06-25-2007, 03:42 PM
ninjas?

Hey, I hate Ninjas too. Too long have they tried to steal the fame from the mighty Pirates.

Karlifornia
06-25-2007, 03:46 PM
I'm willing to bet it stands for Fuck You Niger, in regards to the river that claimed his parents.

st.cronin
06-25-2007, 03:56 PM
I'm guessing "Niners." He's obviously a Raiders fan.

Lathum
06-25-2007, 03:59 PM
I'm guessing "Niners." He's obviously a Raiders fan.

So thats where Jeeber's been!!

Critch
06-25-2007, 04:09 PM
Oooh, that explains it.

I thought it meant he was a skinhead who was all about fun, a party nazi. How wrong I was.

Honolulu_Blue
06-25-2007, 04:13 PM
Based on the "before" and "after" pictures, he's really let himself go.

M GO BLUE!!!
06-25-2007, 04:39 PM
Based on the "before" and "after" pictures, he's really let himself go.

Note that they caught him at Arby's... :D

korme
06-25-2007, 05:20 PM
At what point did this guy go, "Screw it, sex isn't that fun anyway"

Coffee Warlord
06-25-2007, 05:37 PM
At what point did this guy go, "Screw it, sex isn't that fun anyway"

I'd say shortly after he decided it was a grand idea to get a swastika on his forehead.

BYU 14
06-25-2007, 10:32 PM
He would stand out anywhere, but where the fuck did he think he would be able to hide in Utah?

True justice would be dropping his stupid Ass off at Wilson Park in the middle of Compton.

Shkspr
06-25-2007, 11:07 PM
Why on earth would you make a grand social statement about your hatred of people with dark skin by, I don't know...covering your body with layer upon layer of dark black ink?

At least the eyeglasses in today's photo give him a nice distinguished look.

Lathum
06-25-2007, 11:17 PM
he needs contacts

BYU 14
06-25-2007, 11:36 PM
I have to add something here...

Do Law enforcement agencies ever learn from each others mistakes? After the Atlanta Courthouse shooting, you would think dangerous convicts would not be left with vulnerable guards.

The Guy with him was 60 years old, and was supposedly swapping him from Metal Cuffs to plastic restraints so he could get an MRI when this guy grabbed his Gun, shot him and escaped.

I don't get it.

Lathum
06-25-2007, 11:58 PM
I have to add something here...

Do Law enforcement agencies ever learn from each others mistakes? After the Atlanta Courthouse shooting, you would think dangerous convicts would not be left with vulnerable guards.

The Guy with him was 60 years old, and was supposedly swapping him from Metal Cuffs to plastic restraints so he could get an MRI when this guy grabbed his Gun, shot him and escaped.

I don't get it.

sad but i agree