BREAKING NEWS!!! (Brittany Spears!)

[sachmo71]

-- Britney Spears files for divorce from her husband Kevin Federline, citing
irreconcilable differences.

[sachmo71]

sorry, CNN says this is breaking news.

[Honolulu_Blue]

If those two can't stay together forever what hope is there for the rest of us?

[Butter]

I bet he could win her back with some kind of rap.

[JPhillips]

Anyone else see K-Fed and Reese Witherspoon getting together?

[MIJB#19]

sorry, CNN says this is breaking news.One, it's CNN, so anything is breaking news, even if they didn't make it up.
Two, if it's news about people breaking up, doesn't that make it breaking news anyway?

;)

[molson]

I wonder if this has anything to do with K-Fed's month-long stint in the WWE.

[vex]

I think it was the L&O episode.

[Karlifornia]

Did they ever get around to signing that pre-nuptial agreement? If so, we'll never have to hear from K-Fed ever again!

[stevew]

Some people call me K-Fed, but you can call me daddy instead.

[Ksyrup]

Poor kids.

[Deattribution]

Sadly I wouldn't be surprised if this is a publicity stunt for his album (yeah he has an album coming out).

[Ksyrup]

This would make the reality TV marriage shows 0/4.

[Pyser]

he made a fortune.

[saldana]

Sadly I wouldn't be surprised if this is a publicity stunt for his album (yeah he has an album coming out).

i believe it already "dropped", so it is a little behind if it is a stunt.

I think it was the L&O episode.

it was CSI...he played a punk ass loser that runs a gang of kids that randomly beat up tourists

[Kodos]

Hmmm. Guess he better stop bragging about his gobs of money in song...

[Deattribution]

i believe it already "dropped", so it is a little behind if it is a stunt.


I think it came out like a week ago, so it's still prime for desperate help.

[bulletsponge]

ya gotta give K-fed some cred. he boinked Brittney when she was still hot. too bad she will never be hot after he got done with her

[Surtt]

sorry, CNN says this is breaking news.

breaking up news?

[Maple Leafs]

He'll be married to Jessica Simpson within a year.

[lordscarlet]

ya gotta give K-fed some cred. he boinked Brittney when she was still hot. too bad she will never be hot after he got done with her

The breakup would have been good news a few years ago.

[Flasch186]

he's smarter than us....hit the lotto.

[sachmo71]

breaking up news?

already been done, sir

[Warhammer]

Playboy shoot in 10.... 9.... 8....

[mrsimperless]

If only he'd commit to bringin sexy back he could likely save the marriage.

[vex]

it was CSI...he played a punk ass loser that runs a gang of kids that randomly beat up tourists

Thanks, but no. I was talking about the L&O spoof.

[Joe Canadian]

This story gets better...

On Monday K-Fed was filiming an episode of Much Exposed on MuchMusic (sorta like MTV) here in Canada. Throuoght the day he was happy, talking about Britney, etc. Then at dinner, while the camaras were going he gets a text messeage, he looks upset, asks to be excused, and then is really quite when he returns.

[Subby]

Did you see Brittney on Letterman? She actually looked purdy good.

[MJ4H]

Hay guys a girl in my 2nd period band class broke up with her boyfriend today. She was totally upset and I let her go to lunch early. Just so you know.

[lordscarlet]

Hay guys a girl in my 2nd period band class broke up with her boyfriend today. She was totally upset and I let her go to lunch early. Just so you know.

Did you hit it?

[kcchief19]

Anyone else see K-Fed and Reese Witherspoon getting together?
I think K-Fed getting together with Ryan Phillipe is more likely.

Somewhere, Donald Trump is devestated. That K-Fed is so freakin' talented!

[Galaxy]

At least Brittany is smarter than Paul. She won't have to give K-Fed anything.

For some reason, I got a feeling Spears will try to change her "trashy" imagine to something a little more glamour-life.

[MikeVick7]

he's smarter than us....hit the lotto.
They say he could get only around $350,000...

[moriarty]

They say he could get only around $350,000...

I'm sure she'll pay him quite a bit just to guarantee he won't write a book or something ... assuming that wasn't in the pre-nup already.

[Vinatieri for Prez]

For him, 350k is the lotto.

[bulletsponge]

They say he could get only around $350,000...

wow. Britney's smarter than Sir paul

[Raiders Army]

This would make the reality TV marriage shows 0/4.

Ozzy's divorced?!!!!????

[FrogMan]

what's that, a breaking news that doesn't involve anything Ipod???? What's wrong with this world???

FM

[Rizon]

In other surprising news: Lance Bass is gay.

[MikeVick7]

In other surprising news: Lance Bass is gay.
So is Doogie.

[jbmagic]

K-Fed is on WWE .

Looks like him vs Cena fued.

[cartman]

K-Fed is on WWE .

Looks like him vs Cena fued.

I think his new name is now K-FedEx

:D

[Joe]

They say he could get only around $350,000...

I thought the pre-nup gave him $10M?

[dervack]

K-Fed is on WWE .


Uh, http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showpost.php?p=1298079&postcount=7

[rkmsuf]

I thought the pre-nup gave him $10M?

You are correct sir.

Well - Fed

Guy is a modern day genius.

[MIJB#19]

I think his new name is now K-FedEx

:DWell, technically Brittany is the K-FedEx...

[Ksyrup]

Ozzy's divorced?!!!!????

That show was about the family, not a young married couple. The 4 I was speaking of...

Britney/K-Fed
Lachey/Simpson
Navarro/Electra
Dude from Blink 182/Chick from Dancing With the Stars


And is it really true that K-Fed has a lyric about how his "nuts hang like a necklace"? Because if so, that's phenomenal. This guy's a real piece of work.

[lordscarlet]

That show was about the family, not a young married couple. The 4 I was speaking of...

Britney/K-Fed
Lachey/Simpson
Navarro/Electra
Dude from Blink 182/Chick from Dancing With the Stars


And is it really true that K-Fed has a lyric about how his "nuts hang like a necklace"? Because if so, that's phenomenal. This guy's a real piece of work.

What about Rob/Amber and I think there's one from like.. the Bacehlor or Bachelorette or something.. As well as one or two Real World/Road Rules ones.

[rkmsuf]

What about Rob/Amber and I think there's one from like.. the Bacehlor or Bachelorette or something.. As well as one or two Real World/Road Rules ones.

Rob and Amber?

Blimey!

[gottimd]

I thought the pre-nup gave him $10M?

I wonder what the over/under in years is before he blows all of that and announces he is broke? You can't make much money if your albums don't sell and your concerts are free and you are just an overall no talent bastard. I think he has a better shot of taking that $10M, going to vegas and throwing it all on Red or Black.

[rkmsuf]

I wonder what the over/under in years is before he blows all of that and announces he is broke? You can't make much money if your albums don't sell and your concerts are free and you are just an overall no talent bastard. I think he has a better shot of taking that $10M, going to vegas and throwing it all on Red or Black.

bah, guy is a genius. he'll find a way to replenish.

he has 10 large, beotch and plenty o time to do some schemin

[Chas in Cinti]

gawker.com mentions a s3x tape in today's blog... hmmmm...

[gottimd]

No way. He's gotta pay his entourage and live his lifestyle. I'd give him a few years, then he'll be broke and have to sell something like his estate (like MC Hammer), and he will disappear for awhile only to resurface in a bunch of E! "Where are they now" 30 minute specials, then followed by a surreal life appearance, followed by one last crappy album that again no one buys.

[Ksyrup]

What about Rob/Amber and I think there's one from like.. the Bacehlor or Bachelorette or something.. As well as one or two Real World/Road Rules ones.

I'm talking about real celebs who got married and then did a show about their life together. I don't even know who Rob and Amber are - they have a married life TV show? - but in any event, reality TV made them celebs. And the whole point of Bachelor/Bachelorette is to get people together, so I don't think that counts either.

These people were nobodies before their became known on their respective shows. The couples I'm referring to were celebs in varying degrees beforehand and that celebrity status is what lead to their married life TV shows in the first place.

[rkmsuf]

No way. He's gotta pay his entourage and live his lifestyle. I'd give him a few years, then he'll be broke and have to sell something like his estate (like MC Hammer), and he will disappear for awhile only to resurface in a bunch of E! "Where are they now" 30 minute specials, then followed by a surreal life appearance, followed by one last crappy album that again no one buys.

You are forgetting that he is sure to spread his DNA further throughout the planet. He'll find the right vageen again.

[cuervo72]

Are we counting Dweezil & Lisa? Not married, but figured we could stretch it a little.

[Ksyrup]

Never heard of the show. Dweezil and Ahmed's Happy Hour, I have heard of.

[JeeberD]

Did you see Brittney on Letterman? She actually looked purdy good.

Meh...

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[cuervo72]

Yeah, they showed a clip on the news yesterday of that and I didn't think she looked all that great either. At least, no more than some other mothers-of-two that I've seen.

[MylesKnight]

Nice shot of the legs at the end of that clip. Not bad..

Hey, for a MILF, not bad at all.

[Ksyrup]

This story gets better...

On Monday K-Fed was filiming an episode of Much Exposed on MuchMusic (sorta like MTV) here in Canada. Throuoght the day he was happy, talking about Britney, etc. Then at dinner, while the camaras were going he gets a text messeage, he looks upset, asks to be excused, and then is really quite when he returns.

So it appears that between this footage, which seems to have genuinely caught him off-guard at learning the news (via text message, no less!), the staged-but-spontaneous "I'm a new woman" appearance on Letterman the day before, and the rumored "fact" that she filed for divorce a day or so before he would have received an additional amount of money under the prenup (presumably for the marriage lasting X days), that K-Fed inadvertently became the most expensive sperm donor in the history of mankind. What I'm wondering is whether she set this up from the beginning, or once she had the first one and realized what she had gotten herself into, she decided to quickly have another kid, dump him, and move on with her life.

[gottimd]

or once she had the first one and realized what she had gotten herself into, she decided to quickly have another kid, dump him, and move on with her life.

I don't understand that thought there. Once she realized what she had gotten herself into, why would she quickly decide to have another kid? Why not just dump him after the first one?

Why the hell do I care?

[JeeberD]

Hey Sach...Britney.

I don't know why it bothers me when her name is misspelled. I really don't give a damn about the ho.

[rkmsuf]

I don't understand that thought there. Once she realized what she had gotten herself into, why would she quickly decide to have another kid? Why not just dump him after the first one?

Why the hell do I care?


I'm fascinated Ksyrup is putting so much energy into rationalizing this.

I think he wants her.

[Ksyrup]

I don't understand that thought there. Once she realized what she had gotten herself into, why would she quickly decide to have another kid? Why not just dump him after the first one?

Why the hell do I care?

Because she wanted 2 kids and figured she ought to limit her entanglements to 1 guy and get it over with as quickly as possible, so she can hire the best nannies possible to watch her kids while she makes her comeback. Baby-making finished, lose the joke of a husband, regain career.

[jbmagic]

What about Rob/Amber and I think there's one from like.. the Bacehlor or Bachelorette or something.. As well as one or two Real World/Road Rules ones.

Not even close.

They were on Survivor and Amazing Race.

[Ksyrup]

I'm fascinated Ksyrup is putting so much energy into rationalizing this.

I think he wants her.

I am fascinated by what appears to be a premeditated effort on her part to dump him after she got her kids. The text message news of the divorce filing, the Letterman appearance the day before, the timing to coincide with a provision in the prenup.

Like I said before, either this was arranged from the start with him as the unaware idiot, or at some point, she decided on her own to string him along, get her kids, and get out when she no longer had any use for him. I didn't take her for being that clever.

[Desmond]

I highly doubt that the Federline DNA was the ultimate goal in this lascivious plan of hers.

[rkmsuf]

I am fascinated by what appears to be a premeditated effort on her part to dump him after she got her kids. The text message news of the divorce filing, the Letterman appearance the day before, the timing to coincide with a provision in the prenup.

Like I said before, either this was arranged from the start with him as the unaware idiot, or at some point, she decided on her own to string him along, get her kids, and get out when she no longer had any use for him. I didn't take her for being that clever.

If this whole period of her life is a premeditated act then she and her handlers are sick puppies.

If so, couldn't she have chosen to spawn with something other than a K-Fed. At least the first guy seemed somewhat normal. If it's all an act, I'm not buying K-Fed being unaware. I'm sure they offered him 10 million to do it. I just think they could have found a better spermatorium that would have no problem breeding for the money.

[AZSpeechCoach]

I thought it was the case where she had the first kid, started to realize what a tool he was, and then got preggers again before she could find a way out of the marriage. This time, she's not giving the Sperminator a chance to knock her up again.

[Ksyrup]

I have no doubt that she wanted to have kids and not mess up her career. Perhaps she thought the relationship could last, but the way he treated her and the baby after the first one made her realize that she needed to get out. But it wouldn't shock me if she figured she should get the kids out of the way so she could concentrate on her career.

Ah, who the hell cares? Whoever said that above was right.

[Ksyrup]

So what the hell's with K-Fed's pancake obsession? Can someone get me an autographed Aunt Jemima box?

[cartman]

This story gets better...

On Monday K-Fed was filiming an episode of Much Exposed on MuchMusic (sorta like MTV) here in Canada. Throuoght the day he was happy, talking about Britney, etc. Then at dinner, while the camaras were going he gets a text messeage, he looks upset, asks to be excused, and then is really quite when he returns.

hxxp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-Nayhy4rHE

[rkmsuf]

Oops, I did it again: but this time via text message
07.11.06
Add your view


Kevin Federline gets the bad news while Britney is bursting with excitement.
Britney Spears told husband of two years Kevin Federline that she was divorcing him via a text message while he was recording a TV interview.

The 24-year-old singer decided it was all over on Monday after a very tempestuous marriage and sent a message to Kevin's BlackBerry telling him exactly that.

See also

• VIDEO: Scroll to the bottom of page to see Kevin Federline receive the upsetting text • Hours after petition is made public, star is on the ice in New York with close friend

• VIDEO: Looking back at Britney and Kevin's relationship

• Britney Spears loses £5.25million 'sex video' court battle

The wannabe rapper, 27, was filming a segment for MuchMusic in Canada at the time. He interrupted the interview and stormed off, returning 30 minutes later visibly upset.

While the mother of two, who looks amazing after giving birth just eight weeks ago, was filing divorce papers at the Los Angeles superior court citing "irreconcilable differences", Kevin was gushing about his "supportive-wife" and how much he loved his family. The whole incident has been caught on video.

The news of the split broke a day after Britney appeared on the David Letterman show in America showing off her new toned figure and bobbed haircut. She didn't mention the break-up but there have been numerous reports since June that the marriage was in trouble.

Just last week the pop princess had a furious Halloween bust-up with K-Fed, and she was overheard screaming: "You're useless - you're nobody," at him at the nightclub launch of his own rap album.

Federline, her former backing dancer, was later seen crouched in a corner crying. He then spent last weekend in New York plugging his debut album, before heading to Canada on Monday.

The couple, who married in September 2004 after dating for three months, had arranged to meet in New York but Kevin checked into a separate hotel, leaving Britney with their two sons, Sean Preston, one, and two-month-old Jayden James.

She was later seen in tears as she exchanged angry words with her husband on her mobile phone. He is believed to have stood her up, preferring to hit the town with five friends instead.

This was the last straw for Britney, who has asked that the couples' assets -including "jewellery and other personal effects", and "earnings and accumulations from and after the date of separation" - are confirmed as "separate" property.

But she came out of hiding last night and embarked on a two-hour tour of New York's tourist attractions in a bid to show she is getting over the split.

When asked how she was coping with the divorce she replied: "I'm doing OK." She looked like she didn't have a care in the world as she went to the famous ice rink at the city's Rockefeller Center with her former manager Larry Rudolph.

Britney fired Mr Rudolph, who was responsible for making her a star, a few years ago but it looks as if he may have a hand in her new album Fears Within, which is due out next summer.

This will be Britney's second divorce. She wed childhood friend Jason Alexander in January 2004 in Las Vegas. The marriage was annulled two days later.

And he won't get half her fortune

Kevin federline can forget getting his hands on Britney's wealth. The singer is worth more than £65 million but most of that money is safe as the couple had a prenup agreement.

The £4 million Malibu mansion, currently home to Britney, and sometimes to Federline, will be divided 50/50.

Any gift worth more than $10,000 (£5,200) the couple have given each other will go back to the original purchaser.

This includes a custombuilt motorcycle Britney gave her husband for

Christmas two years ago. Even though he won't have access to her millions, Britney will still support him for a while. She has to pay Federline $30,000 (£15,700) a month for a year - half the time they were wed. This means that he will receive about £180,000.



http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/article-23373669-details/Oops,+I+did+it+again:+but+this+time+via+text+message/article.do---------------------------------------------------

Federline, her former backing dancer, was later seen crouched in a corner crying.

LOL

[Wolfpack]

"You're useless - you're nobody"


K-Fed shoulda said, "Well, that makes two of us, then, doesn't it?"

[Ksyrup]

So last night was K-Fed's first concert since the news broke. Another board I post at a lot is a music forum loosely based in Chicago, where K-Fed performed, so here's a report from one of the guys who went for entertainment purposes:



"ok. so i have to get up early tomorrow for a job interview, so more details to follow. here is a quick few things.

fan base made up of people who are making fun of kfed (ie dressed up like him),girls who think he is hot and only know popo zao, actual fans and creepy white trash. i have never moreso wanted to fight people at a concert, including some loser from tmz. this felt like seeing a show in the high school gym, except this time alcohol is being sold.

i yelled at every media person i saw outside. it was usually "pancakes," but after the show i saw extra interviewing a girl and i had to chime in and say "she's lying, she told me she hated the show." if they said good things, they are lying out of their ass or out of their fucking mind.

people were chanting popo zao a lot. only problem, when i chanted pancakes, they looked confused. assholes.

there were 2, count em, 2 opening acts. some two guys rapping and then some girl singing over some tracks. of these performers, kfed was the only white one fyi. man it must suck opening for him.

the place actually became somewhat crowded as the night went on.

ok, so kevin federline. fucking terrible, i think it may have been worse that i thought it would be. here's how the set went: perform 2 songs, leave the stage, have dj play some guaranteed popular rap songs to get the white kids jumpin, perform 2 more songs, leave the stage, etc. he performed 7 songs in total. including "lose control" for the encore. i guess when the majority of songs are about your ex-wife, you're kind of fucked.

there were two backup dancers who appear to be winging it the whole time.

kfed said something along the affect of "i'm checking out all these fine ladies, because i don't know if you've heard, i'm a free man." on another song, can't remember which one, he said ex-wife.

he went through all of his songs like you'd expect. nothing much to say. he did dance for ten seconds at one point. but yeah, 7 songs? not to mention the long wait in between him and previous opener. were they doing sound check on the turntables?

that's enough for now. i need to cool off and get some rest. i'll have some shitty camera phone pics later."

[stevew]

If anyone is bored enough, his album is up on Itunes if you want to sample some of his mad hype skills. Oddly enough, popozao didn't make the real album. I guess it is destined to be a collectors edition single.

[Ksyrup]

Note all the references to him being the "pancake man." It's quite hilarious (and strange).

[saldana]

this was in an article on cnn.com today:

Federline's debut album, released on Halloween, sold a dismal 6,500 copies its first week, according to Nielsen Soundscan


britney probably sells that many copies just by thinking about putting a new one out.

[Ksyrup]

The Public Humiliation Of Kevin Federline

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The sign thrust proudly into the air by a mop-haired teenager midway through Kevin Federline's Chicago performance at the House of Blues November 08th seemed to say it all: K-Fed Is A Pussy.

Maybe that was a bit harsh, but it was funny to see it illuminated from the back of the club. More hilarious was seeing a massive black security guard instantly snatch the sign out of the kid's hands and escort him off of the main floor. As the kid passed from my view, I could see him smiling proudly. If only the TV cameras present outside of the club could have caught it.

Kicking a guy when he's down is not exactly heroic, though. And boy is Federline having a doozy of a week (think the antithesis of VH1's Best Week Ever program.

After all, K-Fed, (or FedEx, as he's now derisively being referred to as-concertgoers, many of whom came dressed as the embattled rapper, thrust the shipping company's logo in the air during his set) who has posited himself as a major player in the rap world, dropped his debut album, Playing With Fire, to rather mixed reviews and anemic sales (charting at #151 on the Billboard charts its first week with sales near a paltry 6,000); his promotional tour for the album is nothing short of a disaster, with a rumored 300 paying customers in attendance at his New York City gig (at the 1,500 capacity Webster Hall), cancellations in Cleveland and Atlantic City, two-for-one tickets being offered for San Diego, most tickets for his Norfolk, VA show being given away in copies of a local publication, and, for the Chicago performance, the venue offered up "free" (there were still service, "convenience" and printing charges) tickets to anyone with a printer and a credit card; there is also a sex tape involving him and his betrothed that is making the rounds of the internet, but after viewing the brief clip, it's hard to say for certain that it is really them.

But the biggest reason why K-Fed's week sucks is because his wife, mega-pop star Britney Spears, sent him a text message announcing her plans to divorce him while he was being followed around by a camera crew (Canada's MuchMusic). Even K-Fed haters have to agree that this was, in the immortal words of Rick James, "Cold Blooded."

But the thing that's odd is that Federline doesn't seem to be fazed at all by any of this. Not once during his performance in Chicago did he really give any indication his life is in turmoil. In fact, he barely made reference to anything remotely interesting his entire set.

After an hour and forty minute wait and after sitting through a decent, but not spectacular opening set by rap duo Poe & Logik (honestly, that may not even be their stage names...I wrote down about three other possibilities from their indecipherable stage patter), and a torturous one by Chicago singer Jameisha Trice (Note to Jameisha: when no one has heard of you before, don't ask people to sing along to lyrics they don't know), K-Fed took the stage.

Entering to the tune of Jay-Z's "Big Pimpin'", K-Fed (along with two loony, spastic female dancers, and a hype man who concealed himself in a sort of ghetto Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat hoodie), strutted onstage in a cat-like manner, waving his middle finger at the crowd (Note to Federline: that is not exactly the best way to win people over). Wearing black designer jeans, a white, collared shirt, a leather blazer, and sporting mega-bling in his ears, Federline was confident, pompous and indifferent.

While his hype man (who he never introduced to my recollection) wasn't exactly setting the world on fire, he did at least come off professionally and could be heard. Federline, on the other hand, either cannot bring it vocally or was marred by a low mic. And, after starting off energetically, the set soon lagged with constant references about how "the media" is messing with him and that the "paparazzi" is stalking him (mind you, these weren't onstage rants about recent news, but rather lyrics from his songs) eroding any good will the audience may have had towards him.

There's an interesting thing going on in popular music these days where artists both pursue fame with the fiery vengeance of a thousand camels as well as flaunt their success but then cry about being investigated, hounded and discussed by the very same people they courted in the first place (I, for one, blame Axl Rose). For people like Federline (see also Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan as recent examples of this hideous trend) to do so on their first release is rather offensive to most people and could explain why his album is tanking for other reasons than simply the fact that it sucks.

There were moments in K-Fed's 35-minute performance that stand out as...er...well...something. He and his hype man instructing the audience to repeatedly chant: "Fuck K-Fed!!" was kind of cool and something fun to participate in. Then there was the quizzical chorus of one song: "Pancake, Pancake, Pancake, in the pan." Hmmm...perhaps Mr. Federline was getting all existential on our collective asses? Then, during the beginning strains of "Dance With a Pimp," Federline gave a shout out to all the ladies with: "?I?m single now. Who wants to dance with a pimp?" I didn't realize K-Fed modeled himself after Snoop Dogg. And the single from Playing With Fire, a strongly produced track called "Lose Control" that closed out the evening, and which was performed stronger and louder than all of the other tracks, isn't half-bad.

Despite some meager charm, between the canned, choreographed banter of Federline and his hype man, his increasingly lackluster performance style (by the fourth song it was clear that Federline was done) and the fact that his skills as a rapper are pretty much non-existent, Kevin Federline is nothing more than a nobody that won the proverbial lottery. His marrying Spears begat only two things positive: his two children with her (the K-Fed baby tally is at an alarming 4 now and he's only 28) and the fact that, no matter how hard we try, we're never going to be rid of him (success for him, not for the world at large). He'll be tabloid fodder for decades.

Never mind the fact that he's a talentless nobody, or that he's an incorrigible seed dropper (really Kevin, try wearing a condom), that the only reason for his fame is that he married someone famous (whose own success is inherently questionable, but at least understandable). Never mind all of that. Between the Entertainment Tonights, the Access Hollywoods, the Extras, the National Enquirers and the Perez Hiltons (the leading purveyor of new generation slimeballs) of the world, they'll never get enough of him and his lame ass. Unsurprisingly, Federline will be more than happy to provide them with the copy and footage that they covet, even while he pretends to hate it. And you'll be watching it all. And so the beast continues being fed.

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[stevew]

Britney does not like underwear. 3 times in 7 days now, paparazi snap crotch shots.

And supposedly K-Fraud was banging a porn star on the side.

[rkmsuf]

cooter

[Vinatieri for Prez]

Oops! She did it again . . . and again!

[heybrad]

Coming into the Brittney thread I fully expected comments about her vagine, but who would have thought the add above would say...

BIG AND JUICY!

[spleen1015]

Looks like I need to do some pic surfing...

[KWhit]

Same here. Somebody please PM me with the link to the pics! (I know it's going to look totally skanky, but I'm still interested).

:)

[Klinglerware]

try Fark's sister site...

[JPhillips]

Its the c-section scar that really puts a damper on these pics.

[rkmsuf]

Its the c-section scar that really puts a damper on these pics.

damper is a kind choice of words

[stevew]

Its the c-section scar that really puts a damper on these pics.


Totally agree.

[Vinatieri for Prez]

thesuperficialdotcom

[Surtt]

If this wasn't bad enough Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson split.
<end sarcasm>

oh well, who had 4 months on Rock/Anderson.

[rkmsuf]

If this wasn't bad enough Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson split.
<end sarcasm>

oh well, who had 4 months on Rock/Anderson.

Not me. Never been on either one of them.

[Leonidas]

I normally wouldn't have anything bad to say about the female genitalia, especially shaved genitalia, then I saw Brittany's :eek:
Get some hair on that thing willya.

[Ksyrup]

If this wasn't bad enough Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson split.
<END sarcasm>

oh well, who had 4 months on Rock/Anderson.

Since they got married in 4 separate ceremonies, they still have 3 marriages left!

[Ksyrup]

Ummmm....

I just jumped over to the Foxnews.com site and saw what appeared to be Britney's nipple staring at me.

It's on the front page of Fox (right now) and is probably not what it appears to be, but I'm still going to label it NSFW!

hxxp://www.foxnews.com/images/root_images/spears_britney_112106.jpg

Ironic thing is they are talking about her "pantyless antics." Apparently no one is looking above her waist?

[Easy Mac]

Just so people know, Britney seems to be preggers again.

hxxp://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/britney-spears/please-tell-me-britney-spears-isnt-pregnant-again-002085

[Cringer]

This is great......

"She's heavier, but that's not it. It's the sparkle in her eye. She always gets that sparkle when she's pregnant, like she's relaxed and happy."

[st.cronin]

I'm guessing that some guy had sex with Lindsey Lohan in a limo, and Britney later sat in the wet spot.

[DaddyTorgo]

I'm guessing that some guy had sex with Lindsey Lohan in a limo, and Britney later sat in the wet spot.

cuz really...who'd have sex with britney at this point.

errmm...then again, who'd have sex with lohan at this point?

[st.cronin]

cuz really...who'd have sex with britney at this point.

errmm...then again, who'd have sex with lohan at this point?

Good point. I give up, I've no idea how this could have happened then.

[Anthony]

i hate it when people who go to a website based on text sim sports games try to say they wouldn't have sex with Brittney Spears circa 2006-2007. i wish you could force people to eat their own bullshit.

[DaddyTorgo]

i hate it when people who go to a website based on text sim sports games try to say they wouldn't have sex with Brittney Spears circa 2006-2007. i wish you could force people to eat their own bullshit.

pre-federline britney: yep

post-federline britney: not even with your c*ck

[st.cronin]

goob

[Easy Mac]

At least we don't have to worry about future little tori spelling's procreating:

hxxp://dlisted.com/2007/01/17/who-is-the-boozing-pregnant-ho/

[Rizon]

Just so people know, Britney seems to be preggers again.

hxxp://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/britney-spears/please-tell-me-britney-spears-isnt-pregnant-again-002085

In other surprising news of the day: Lance Bass is gay and Marty Shottenheimer lost another playoff game.

[Mateo]

i hate it when people who go to a website based on text sim sports games try to say they wouldn't have sex with Brittney Spears circa 2006-2007. i wish you could force people to eat their own bullshit.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y193/Heymateo/laurence4.jpg

Wear a rubber, dude.

[JonInMiddleGA]

I thought sure at least one of the bumps for this thread would include this little tidbit:
http://www.accessatlanta.com/entertainment/content/shared-gen/ap/Recordings/People_Federline.html

Federline Signed to Do Super Bowl Ad

COLUMBUS, Ohio — Britney Spears no longer wants him as her husband and audiences have been cool to his attempt at a rap music career, but Kevin Federline has Nationwide on his side.

Nationwide Mutual Insurance Co., known for its "On Your Side" slogan, plans to run a national ad during the Super Bowl, and K-Fed has been tapped to star, the Columbus-based company announced Wednesday.

The 30-second spot, to air during the third quarter of the Feb. 4 game, will be the latest installment in Nationwide's "Life Comes at You Fast" ad campaign. Previous celebrity ads in the series have featured Fabio and M.C. Hammer.

In the new commercial, Federline, 28, goes from starring in a rap video surrounded by beauties and bling to working at a fast-food joint.

"No one has personified `Life Comes at You Fast' in the media better than Federline," said Steven Schreibman, Nationwide vice president of advertising and brand management. "Our partnership with Kevin shows the world that he has a great sense of humor."

Spears, 25, filed for divorce from Federline in November after two years of marriage. The couple agreed to share custody of their sons, 3-month-old Jayden James and 1-year-old Sean Preston, for this month, but after that, Federline will be allowed visits three afternoons per week.

His debut rap album, "Playing With Fire," sold a dismal 6,500 copies in its first week of release last fall.