Lesbian Answer to Brokeback Mountain

[Ksyrup]

Guess this was bound to happen...


Beyonce to star in lesbian flick with Eva Longoria
13 November 2006

Beyonce Knowles and Eva Longoria will play lesbian lovers in a new movie.


The gorgeous stars have revealed they are set to star in sexy Victorian drama Tipping The Velvet.

Eva, one of the stars of hit TV show Desperate Housewives, said: "Yes it's true. We are talking about doing the movie together. It's such a wonderful novel, a beautiful love story."

Director Sofia Coppola is hoping to bring Sarah Water's novel about sexual repression to the big screen and is desperate for Beyonce and Eva to take the roles of a 1890s music hall star, Kitty Butler, and her lesbian lover Nan Astley.

Beyonce, 25, thinks it is time the world was treated to a classic lesbian love story.

The singer, who was speaking at a New York benefit for ovarian cancer, said: "We've had Brokeback Mountain so the time is right for this divine novel to get the same treatment."

Beyonce and Eva are said to be incredibly excited about the steamy love scenes and can't wait for filming on the project to start.

A source revealed: "They weren't at all coy about the sex scenes. In fact they both seemed to think it would be more fun than doing the same work with a man. It's going to be very hot."

[ISiddiqui]

Beyonce Knowles and Eva Longoria will play lesbian lovers in a new movie.

Beyonce and Eva are said to be incredibly excited about the steamy love scenes and can't wait for filming on the project to start.

A source revealed: "They weren't at all coy about the sex scenes. In fact they both seemed to think it would be more fun than doing the same work with a man. It's going to be very hot."

:eek: :eek: :eek:

Is it too early to camp out for this film?!

[SirFozzie]

That sound you hear is 50% of america cheering and saying. "A Movie! About Lesbians!!!"**, and 50% of america scowling, calling hellfire and dammnation and saying "A Movie! About Lesbians!"

**=And then they will be disappointed that it doesn't have any of the action they expect from the lesbian movies they used to see ;)

(grin, Duck, and Run)

[Crim]

...and I'm done. Get me a towel, please.

[rkmsuf]

This is almost assured of being overrated and disappointing.

Nevermind that there will be no real nudity but Beyonce is a skank and Eva is annoying.

[M GO BLUE!!!]

Please let there be a prison scene with an evil warden. Please let there be a prison scene with an evil warden. Please let there be a prison scene with an evil warden...

[Subby]

This has the chance to be pretty good. Sofia Coppola is an excellent director.

[st.cronin]

Please let there be a prison scene with an evil warden. Please let there be a prison scene with an evil warden. Please let there be a prison scene with an evil warden...

:D

[Ksyrup]

That sound you hear is 50% of america cheering and saying. "A Movie! About Lesbians!!!"**, and 50% of america scowling, calling hellfire and dammnation and saying "A Movie! About Lesbians!"

**=And then they will be disappointed that it doesn't have any of the action they expect from the lesbian movies they used to see ;)

(grin, Duck, and Run)

I can just hear it now..."This movie would not be possible if the Democrats hadn't won last Tuesday!"

And half of America will see that as a reason to continue voting for Democrats, and half will see that as a reason why Democrats should have no place in our government.

[Noop]

Alot of people will be openly beating off while the movie is playing....

[cubboyroy1826]

Can we just skip right to the unrated DVD version with never before scenes and outtakes from when both women "thought" the cameras had stopped rolling.:eek:

[st.cronin]

There is no chance this movie will be "better" than Bound.

[Klinglerware]

Please let there be a prison scene with an evil warden. Please let there be a prison scene with an evil warden. Please let there be a prison scene with an evil warden...

Maybe an appearance by rex or Biggles making an Abu Gharib reference would liven up this thread! ... Kidding...

Sounds like it's going to be a period piece. It would amuse me to see a bunch of dudes jamming the theaters, only to be disappointed when this turns out to be a politicized statement on Victorian repression.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Sounds like it's going to be a period piece.
:o

[Crim]

rofl

[stevew]

There is no chance this movie will be "better" than Bound.

Nope.

[Neuqua]

I'M DOWN!!!!!

[AlexB]

:eek: :eek: :eek:

Is it too early to camp out for this film?!

I would have though camping out was for fans of Brokeback Mountain ;)

[Crim]

There is no chance this movie will be "better" than Bound.

Mebbe not, but that's a chance I'm willing to take.

[KevinNU7]

I think it moved

[bulletsponge]

for all you horn dogs, there is a 0% chance of either of them showing T and A in this movie.

and Bound was a good movie. although i do feel bad for the kittens i was responsible for thier deaths while watching ;(

[JeffNights]

As an avid anti-gay everything...I would like to say I am all for this film!!!

[sachmo71]

Please let there be a prison scene with an evil warden. Please let there be a prison scene with an evil warden. Please let there be a prison scene with an evil warden...

Greatest line from Reform School Girls....

Dude: "Let's play carnival!"
Girl: "Ok, how do you play that?"
Dude: "You sit on my face and I'll guess your weight."

Just wonderful.
BTW, this movie will cause visions of sugarplums to dance in my head and pants.

[JeffNights]

Beyonce and Eva are said to be incredibly excited about the steamy love scenes and can't wait for filming on the project to start.

A source revealed: "They weren't at all coy about the sex scenes. In fact they both seemed to think it would be more fun than doing the same work with a man. It's going to be very hot."


"Fap"Fap"Fap"

[TheOhioStateUniversity]

I don't believe this at all.

[JeffNights]

I don't believe this at all.

BLASPHEMY!!! We have a non-believer amongst us!!!

[cuervo72]

If there is such a movie planned, there is no way these two will actually show anything.

[JeffNights]

If there is such a movie planned, there is no way these two will actually show anything.

Oh no no no...remember hot prude chicks have a funny way of looking at nudity if its "art"

[Rizon]

I have never seen Bound, but I liked the lesbian scenes in Mullholland Drive.

[Rizon]

I have never seen Bound, but I liked the lesbian scenes in Mullholland Drive.

I just looked up Bound, and saw that both Jennifer Tilly and Gina Gershon are in it. Please tell me both are naked and making out. Then I will beat o ... I mean rent this one for sure.

[Buccaneer]

At the risk of [something]...

You guys DO know about celebritymoviearchive???

It has pictures from every single nude or hot scene in nearly every movie. If you want to pay, you can get the full video scene. If you had always wondered about a talked-about scene from a classic 80s teen raunch (for example), it has it.

[cuervo72]

Yep, great site. But yeah...I wonder if you might just mention the name rather than the url.

[Buccaneer]

Something like that?

[thetrilogy]

You're all missing the best les flick. It was out before brokeback too.

HIGH ART.

heavy drugs and lesbians: wow

[Izulde]

The Incredible True Story of Two Girls In Love made for interesting late night viewing, which is the only feature film I've seen with a lesbian relationship as the main focus.

[SFL Cat]

I've always found it interesting how most straight guys are fine watching hot lesbian sex, but retch at the thought of a couple of guys getting down.

Meanwhile, most straight women find the idea of watching guy-on-guy action equally as retch-worthy as watching lesbian action.

[Chief Rum]

I somehow think I will give less pause to seeing this than Brokeback.

[Jonathan Ezarik]

Meanwhile, most straight women find the idea of watching guy-on-guy action equally as retch-worthy as watching lesbian action.

If a woman told you that hot girl-on-girl action was "retch-worthy" she was lying to you. ;)

[SFL Cat]

If a woman told you that hot girl-on-girl action was "retch-worthy" she was lying to you. ;)

What?! My wife is lying to me again?!!! :)

[cartman]

For those who say that Eva Longoria is annoying, there is no denying that she is definitely easy on the eyes. There's a reason there is a mute button on a remote control.

That mute button is what makes CMT watchable for me.

[thealmighty]

Beyonce does nothing for me.







I asked her to, but she said no. Well, the FBI said that she said no, anyway.

[Izulde]

Meanwhile, most straight women find the idea of watching guy-on-guy action equally as retch-worthy as watching lesbian action.

You don't know very many straight women do you?

[SFL Cat]

You don't know very many straight women do you?
???

[cuervo72]

My wife is straight, and I don't think she likes the idea of watching any action.

[Blade6119]

For those who say that Eva Longoria is annoying, there is no denying that she is definitely easy on the eyes. There's a reason there is a mute button on a remote control.

That mute button is what makes CMT watchable for me.

You get your jollies while watching country music on mute?...thats kinda weird...

[cartman]

It appears this was just not meant to be.

hxxp://www.celebrityweek.com/news/show_news.asp?id=1902

Longoria Rebuffs Lesbian Role Rumors

Eva Longoria is shooting down rumors, and male fantasies everywhere, by denying she plans to star as Beyonce Knowles’s lover in a new movie.

“Stop the madness,” the Desperate Housewives star says concerning the false reports that she and Knowles will play a couple in the movie Tipping the Velvet. “Believe me, I would love to work with Beyonce one day. She’s so talented. But this is definitely not something we are doing together.”

Longoria says the rumor has been circulating for about a week, and her lawyers are trying to track down the original source.

A spokesperson for Knowles says they had never heard of the film before the rumors started.

[Vinatieri for Prez]

Alright, this thread should be continued with naming your possible dream coupling for such a movie. I'll go first.

Tina Yothers and Justine Bateman.

[Samdari]

Greatest line from Reform School Girls....

Not enough references to that movie in this world.

[rkmsuf]

Bea Arthur and Estelle Getty

[MizzouRah]

The movie had such potential. I guess Jay-Z said no.

[Rizon]

Barbara Streisand and Bette Midler

[duckman]

Most. Disappointing. Thread. Ever.

[MrBigglesworth]

Tipping the Velvet is a real lesbian movie though:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0324264/

[Pumpy Tudors]

Candace Cameron and Tyne Daly

[KWhit]

Longoria says the rumor has been circulating for about a week, and her lawyers are trying to track down the original source.

Ksyrup, you are screwed.

[Ksyrup]

You know, I got this off another site, and I'm not sure if that site had a link to the article or whether I left it off. I have no clue what my source's source was. And I bet he's got the same reaction.

[Ksyrup]

Actually, this was all a devious plan by me to jack up FOF's profile for Jim's benefit. They're going to find this message board for the false lesbian movie article I posted, and stay for the text sim wet dream...