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Easy Mac
12-12-2006, 09:00 PM
You eat soy

hxxp://worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=53327

Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality.
Groundhog
12-12-2006, 09:27 PM
I saw this posted somewhere else today, too.

What a load of BS.
cartman
12-12-2006, 09:33 PM
And some people wonder why WND isn't considered a reliable source of news.
sabotai
12-12-2006, 10:14 PM
So, it wasn't "sexual experimentation" at all with hippies....it was the damn soy!
Raiders Army
12-12-2006, 10:15 PM
But what about soy sauce?
Easy Mac
12-12-2006, 10:25 PM
But what about soy sauce?

If you read the article

P.S.: Soy sauce is fine. Unlike soy milk, it's perfectly safe because it's fermented, which changes its molecular structure. Miso, natto and tempeh are also OK, but avoid tofu.
Raiders Army
12-12-2006, 10:29 PM
Ah, I stopped reading at
A devil food is turning our kids into homosexuals
Groundhog
12-12-2006, 10:39 PM
If you read the article

P.S.: Soy sauce is fine. Unlike soy milk, it's perfectly safe because it's fermented, which changes its molecular structure. Miso, natto and tempeh are also OK, but avoid tofu.

Which is, of course, incorrect. It's actually vice versa; soy sauce is NOT fermented, unless it's the super expensive stuff that no one probably uses.
M GO BLUE!!!
12-12-2006, 10:39 PM
I avoid fake food like tofu, that crap vegetarians serve that look like grey hot dogs, near beer...
Groundhog
12-12-2006, 10:41 PM
Ah, I stopped reading at

OH NOES! NOW YOU WILL NOT KNOW THE TERRIBLE SECRET OF THE SOY SAUCES AND BE CONDEMNED TO A LIFE OF SODOMY!
cartman
12-12-2006, 10:43 PM
OH NOES! NOW YOU WILL NOT KNOW THE TERRIBLE SECRET OF THE SOY SAUCES AND BE CONDEMNED TO A LIFE OF SODOMY!

Probably on the receiving end of sodomy, based on what the article says it does to your nether regions...

:D
Axxon
12-12-2006, 10:44 PM
But what about soy sauce?

That'll lead you to the "special sauce" every time. It's definitely on the avoid list. It's the gateway sauce.
Axxon
12-12-2006, 10:46 PM
OH NOES! NOW YOU WILL NOT KNOW THE TERRIBLE SECRET OF THE SOY SAUCES AND BE CONDEMNED TO A LIFE OF SODOMY!

WOULDN'T THAT BE CONDEMNED TO A LIFE OF SOYDOMY?
Crapshoot
12-12-2006, 10:50 PM
And some people wonder why WND isn't considered a reliable source of news.

What do you mean? Bubba told me it was reliable... :confused:
Pumpy Tudors
12-12-2006, 11:38 PM
WOULDN'T THAT BE CONDEMNED TO A LIFE OF SOYDOMY?
Gold.
Mustang
12-12-2006, 11:53 PM
But what about soy sauce?

It means you just don't drop the soap west of the International Date Line...
sterlingice
12-13-2006, 06:22 AM
WOULDN'T THAT BE CONDEMNED TO A LIFE OF SOYDOMY?

Beautiful :)

SI
JPhillips
12-13-2006, 08:37 AM
So where do lesbians come from?
Subby
12-13-2006, 08:41 AM
That "news" site is the one that dumbfuck Franklinnoble and his dumbfuck wife cited for their dumbfuck arguments on several occassions.
EagleFan
12-13-2006, 08:43 AM
So where do lesbians come from?

Ugly chicks that can't get a man........duh. ;)
Critch
12-13-2006, 08:44 AM
I eat soy products fairly regularly, but I've got a huge dick and prefer women. So this article is obviously crap.
KWhit
12-13-2006, 08:45 AM
That "news" site is the one that dumbfuck Franklinnoble and his dumbfuck wife cited for their dumbfuck arguments on several occassions.

I love Subby in a totally soyriffic way.
Subby
12-13-2006, 08:45 AM
I eat crap products fairly regularly, but I've got huge women and prefer dick. So this article is obviously soy.