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Izulde
01-05-2007, 11:07 PM
Tonight was the first time in about a year that I'd worked at Victoria's Secret. We're in the midst of Semi-Annual Sale, which is usually the swan song for one or two fragrances. This year, a stunning four are being given their clearance hurrah. This is my goodbye to them.

The first is Forbidden Fantasy. I remember when it was launched. Sales were not as strong as a new fragrance should be, because it smelled like a fruit stand run by a retired street whore, cheap and overripe, sweet to the point of nausea. I predicted a short run for it and indeed, two years later, it is gone. No surprise here.

Its fellow Garden scent, Forever Romance, joins it in the retirement circuit and this is to my amazement. I rather liked its scent, raspberries dipped in water, and it had a strong introduction the summer we moved to a smaller store while our original one remodeled. After the honeymoon period, its sales were about that of Blissful Moment (grape cotton candy scented, remniscient of giddy late summer carnivals and girly girl colored stuffed animals that you try to win from grimy men running crooked games); limited, but with a strong core following. Alas, barely a year later, it too is leaving.

Very Sexy For Him and Very Sexy For Him II have long battled for the title of king among our men's fragrances. It was uneven from the very start, as strong, masculine, seductively scented Very Sexy For Him trounced its sportier, brighter, breezier, lighter inferior repeatedly in sales. The few loyal courtiers of II were not enough to save it as the crown has officially been lain upon I's head. II's banishment does surprise me, because competition is good and there were some loyalists to the scent, but the sales record makes the exile somewhat expected in hindsight.

But the real shock, the one that truly saddened me, was the notice of So In Love's departure from the chosen elect. Like Forever Romance, it too, was relatively new and smelled of roses, evoking memories of dusky, balmy summer nights and splendid European gardens, rich with history's timelessness and romance. Heady and enchanting, it recalled the joy and serenity of first love and the feeling that true love was not only possible, but eternal.

It held and still holds especial personal significance, for when I smell those roses, I'm reminded of a picnic, a girl's pleasing voice, laughter, and the unforgettable taste of freshly picked blackberries.

Ah well, all things must have their end.

So, so long Forbidden Fantasy. See you twice a year, Forever Romance. Wonder who'll replace you, Very Sexy For Him II.

And thanks for the memories, So In Love. You were always my favorite.

Easy Mac
01-05-2007, 11:20 PM
wow.....

JonInMiddleGA
01-05-2007, 11:21 PM
Umm ... the drunk guy thread is over there somewhere.

Galaxy
01-05-2007, 11:32 PM
I wish he was drunk. Sadly, I don't think he is.

amdaily
01-05-2007, 11:39 PM
I wish he was drunk. Sadly, I don't think he is.

I'm laughing, but this sounds right!


Does VS have an online job application process?

MacroGuru
01-05-2007, 11:40 PM
Um...dude....really....not that there is anything wrong with it....but this is gay....

Izulde
01-05-2007, 11:41 PM
Nah, not drunk.

Just having a bit of fun is all. :)

It's always fascinating watching the coming and going of fragrances. I do think it sucks that So In Love is going, because I like the smell of roses.

As for online application, not that I'm aware of.

Pumpy Tudors
01-06-2007, 12:15 AM
Countdown until "the picture" is posted...

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Oilers9911
01-06-2007, 12:23 AM
What in the sweet chocolate Christ is this?

Schmidty
01-06-2007, 12:23 AM
I thought this post was brilliant.

Mustang
01-06-2007, 12:40 AM
Sounds like someone has been reading J Peterman catalogs...

amdaily
01-06-2007, 12:44 AM
Post of the day this is!

TLK
01-06-2007, 01:37 AM
I'm glad I'm drunk...... but in the wrong thread.....

duckman
01-06-2007, 01:55 AM
Countdown until "the picture" is posted...

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Ask and you shall receive! :D

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d138/duckman76/Funny/Izulde.jpg?t=1168070093

Cringer
01-06-2007, 02:12 AM
This is the best opening post of a thread ever. I don't throw BEST.EVER. around either.

Glengoyne
01-06-2007, 03:35 AM
Countdown until "the picture" is posted...

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My thoughts exactly.

Lorena
01-06-2007, 04:24 AM
Very descriptive review Izulde

JPhillips
01-06-2007, 06:43 AM
“Beauty is an ecstasy; it is as simple as hunger. There is really nothing to be said about it. It is like the perfume of a rose: you can smell it and that is all.”

Flasch186
01-06-2007, 07:30 AM
You know how I know you're gay?



-from 40 year old virgin.

Icy
01-06-2007, 07:33 AM
Umm yeah it smells well but... how's the AI?

Subby
01-06-2007, 08:13 AM
You are growing on me, feyboy...

Lathum
01-06-2007, 09:23 AM
Now when my fiance makes fun of me for posting here I can point to this thread and say " see, women start threads here also"

wade moore
01-06-2007, 10:14 AM
You are growing on me, feyboy...

Meh...

I've always thought of Izulde as the most intrigueing poster that isn't an "act"...

I think he has finally crossed the line over into act. There is no way in hell he didn't know how this thread would be taken. It's not like it's the first time he posted a big VS fragrance thread.

Joe
01-06-2007, 10:16 AM
Its sad to see Forever Romance going away. But the other three I won't miss.

Anthony
01-06-2007, 10:32 AM
Meh...

I've always thought of Izulde as the most intrigueing poster that isn't an "act"...

I think he has finally crossed the line over into act. There is no way in hell he didn't know how this thread would be taken. It's not like it's the first time he posted a big VS fragrance thread.

i was the first one to post that in the first VS thread he made. at first i enjoyed throwing some one liners his way, but that's when i thought he was actually an in-the-closet-and-in-denial gay guy. when he posted that first VS perfume thread then it became evident it was all a gimmick so i decided not to play along anymore. still, it was a good act in the beginning, had me fooled for sure.

sachmo71
01-06-2007, 10:43 AM
i was the first one to post that in the first VS thread he made. at first i enjoyed throwing some one liners his way, but that's when i thought he was actually an in-the-closet-and-in-denial gay guy. when he posted that first VS perfume thread then it became evident it was all a gimmick so i decided not to play along anymore. still, it was a good act in the beginning, had me fooled for sure.


enjoying nice fragrances doesn't make you gay, mister pitstains. a wonderful bouquet can really make the girls turn their head, and if you cap it off with some smart shoes and a colorful shirt, no one can stop you.

by the way, you look really nice today. do you work out?

Antmeister
01-06-2007, 10:45 AM
enjoying nice fragrances doesn't make you gay, mister pitstains. a wonderful bouquet can really make the girls turn their head, and if you cap it off with some smart shoes and a colorful shirt, no one can stop you.

by the way, you look really nice today. do you work out?

LOL! You can have me fooled as well.

bbor
01-06-2007, 10:49 AM
Very orgasmic

sachmo71
01-06-2007, 10:50 AM
LOL! You can have me fooled as well.

you have a wonderful singing voice. Tell me, how strong are your throat muscles?

WSUCougar
01-06-2007, 10:51 AM
what better Forbidden Fantasy or So In Love?

Senator
01-06-2007, 12:06 PM
Wow, I can't believe those four fragrances are actually going away. I guess that ends the Golden Age of Victoria's Secret.

korme
01-06-2007, 12:39 PM
That was the gayest thing I've ever read on this board

Galaxy
01-06-2007, 12:43 PM
http://www.orbitcast.com/archives/richard-simmons-sirius-satellite-radio.jpg

Desnudo
01-06-2007, 01:14 PM
Meh...

I've always thought of Izulde as the most intrigueing poster that isn't an "act"...

I think he has finally crossed the line over into act. There is no way in hell he didn't know how this thread would be taken. It's not like it's the first time he posted a big VS fragrance thread.

Well it's not like there's a whole lot of "men who obsess over women's perfume" message boards out there. I guess a text sim board is as good as anyplace else to post this.

duckman
01-06-2007, 01:27 PM
http://z.about.com/d/tvcomedies/1/0/5/0/-/-/jack_macfarland.jpg

Raiders Army
01-06-2007, 01:33 PM
I didn't know Victoria's Secret had men's "fragrances". Why not call them metrosexual perfume?

Schmidty
01-06-2007, 01:39 PM
Meh...

I've always thought of Izulde as the most intrigueing poster that isn't an "act"...

I think he has finally crossed the line over into act. There is no way in hell he didn't know how this thread would be taken. It's not like it's the first time he posted a big VS fragrance thread.

Who gives a fuck. It was funny and that's what matters.

Galaxy
01-06-2007, 02:22 PM
I didn't know Victoria's Secret had men's "fragrances". Why not call them metrosexual perfume?

Didn't we have a thread on this before?

Schmidty
01-06-2007, 03:04 PM
Izulde,
A serious question. Are you bi-polar or something along those lines?

If you actually cared, you'd PM him that question. As it is, you're just being a fucking asshole.

Galaxy
01-06-2007, 04:44 PM
If you actually cared, you'd PM him that question. As it is, you're just being a fucking asshole.

You are correct. I deleted the question.

Anthony
01-06-2007, 04:48 PM
Izulde,
A serious question. Are you bi-polar or something along those lines?

btw, i don't actually care.

Toddzilla
01-06-2007, 04:56 PM
fap fap fap fap

Raiders Army
01-06-2007, 05:11 PM
Didn't we have a thread on this before?

Dunno. I have some holes in my FOFC memory since I wasn't here for a months at a time while deployed.