Bud Light presents....

[biological warrior]

For the record, this was from another board:

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Delusional Notre Dame Fan

....cue Bud Light Music...............


"Bud Light Presents, Real Men of Genius"

(Reaaaaal Men Of Genius)

Today we salute you, Mr. Delusional Notre Dame Fan! (Mr. Delusional Notre Dame Faaaaaan!)

Season after season, year after year, you try to justify your absurdly high preseason ranking. (We're That Good I Promise!)

Season after season, year after year, you scramble to make futile attempts at damage control when the Irish lose to a grossly inferior opponent (How'd Purdue score fifty fouuuuuur?)

Inevitably, you'll bring up the past, and boast of National Championships won 40 years before you were born. (Those were the daaaaaays!)

You will point out that you have more wins than any other program as though that is relevant to the current season. (Been playing since the 1870s!)

Go on, ignore that home loss to your archrivals in the regular season finale and continue to believe that you'll defeat your bowl opponent with striking ease. (We'll win by thirteeeeeeey!)

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Emperor of Excuses, and take comfort knowing that when you don't finish in the top 25, you'll be back to number three when the preseason polls come out next year. (Mr. Delusional Notre Dame Fan!)

[st.cronin]

I thought Michigan had more wins than any other program? It's still funny, though.

[MizzouRah]

Great stuff!

[Lathum]

gold

[BYU 14]

Classic!

[Ksyrup]

Needed a reference to Regis.

[bryce]

I thought Michigan had more wins than any other program? It's still funny, though.

I thought Texas had it for some reason... Now I'm kind of curious, might have to dig this up...

[Alan T]

Entering this year, it was:

1. Michigan: 842 victories
2. Notre Dame: 802
3. Texas: 787
4. Nebraska: 786
5. Alabama/Ohio State: 764

I believe all stayed in the same ranks after this season as well except Ohio St is #5 by themselves now and closing in on Nebraska

[Alan T]

Team Yrs. Won Lost Tied Pct. Games
Michigan .................................... 126 849 280 36 .744 1,165
Notre Dame................................ 117 811 266 42 .744 1,119
Texas.......................................... 113 800 310 33 .714 1,143
Nebraska.................................... 116 794 321 40 .705 1,155
Alabama .................................... 111 774 301 43 .712 1,118
Ohio St. .................................... 116 774 300 53 .710 1,127
Penn St. ..................................... 119 771 339 41 .688 1,151
Oklahoma................................... 111 757 289 53 .713 1,099
Tennessee ................................... 109 752 312 53 .697 1,117
Southern California...................... 113 732 298 54 .700 1,084
Georgia...................................... 112 693 375 54 .642 1,122
LSU ........................................ 112 669 374 47 .635 1,090
Syracuse ..................................... 116 665 444 49 .595 1,158
Auburn ....................................... 113 656 382 47 .626 1,085
Colorado .................................... 116 650 402 36 .614 1,088
West Virginia.............................. 113 642 438 45 .591 1,125
Washington ................................ 116 641 372 50 .627 1,063
Miami (Ohio) .............................. 117 639 352 44 .639 1,035
Texas A&M................................. 111 639 415 48 .602 1,102
Georgia Tech.............................. 113 637 431 43 .593 1,111

[JPhillips]

Miami University at 18? Wouldn't have expected that.