How CBS turned a QB Gay

[Easy Mac]

Or at least that's what this letter to the FCC says.:p

hxxp://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0305072fcc4.html

It was obscene to show Prince, a HOMOSEXUAL person through a sheet, as to show his silluette while his guitar showed a very phalic symbol coming from his below-midriff section. I am very offended and I would preffer not to have showed it to my 4 children who love football. One of them has hoped to be a quarterback and now he will turn out gay. I am actually considering to check him for HIV. Thanks CBS for turning my son GAY.

[st.cronin]

Didn't John Edwards play quarterback in high school???? hmmmmmm

[Easy Mac]

Didn't John Edwards play quarterback in high school???? hmmmmmm

You'd think the kid would still love being a QB... unless he always had to line up in the shotgun.

[M GO BLUE!!!]

You'd think the kid would still love being a QB... unless he always had to line up in the shotgun.

If he stays at QB, I guarantee he'll be the type that always looks first to a tight end, but then ends up playing pitch & catch with a wide receiver.

[Raiders Army]

I'd think that he'd always look to hand-off to someone.

[st.cronin]

I just hope he's not one of those qbs who holds the ball too long.

[M GO BLUE!!!]

I don't know which one is my fav... This one, the one about feeling inadequate when comparing his own size to Prince's guitar and being unable to perform that evening, or the one about CBS forcing them to explain to their daughter's what cum stained sheets are.

[Subby]

AT LEAST HE'LL HAVE A ROLE MODEL IN TOM BRADY!!!111

HAHAHAHA TOM BRADY HOMO JOKES FTW!

[Easy Mac]

I don't know which one is my fav... This one, the one about feeling inadequate when comparing his own size to Prince's guitar and being unable to perform that evening, or the one about CBS forcing them to explain to their daughter's what cum stained sheets are.

Well, you can tell that overprotective parent wasn't from the South, otherwise the girl would already have experience with it... that's right, I made the Southern incest/young teen hillbilly pregnancy joke... so...

[Mustang]

Well, you can tell that overprotective parent wasn't from the South, otherwise the girl would already have experience with it... that's right, I made the Southern incest/young teen hillbilly pregnancy joke... so...

No Snickers bar reference in there so.. you're safe.

[Maple Leafs]

AT LEAST HE'LL HAVE A ROLE MODEL IN TOM BRADY!!!111

HAHAHAHA TOM BRADY HOMO JOKES FTW!
I think this is the first recorded instance of Subby breaking out "FTW".

Personally, I'm betting on "what it do" being next.

[Julio Riddols]

Lately I picture Subby as a Matthew Lesko clone, except that he is making observations rather than giving information.

[Suburban Rhythm]

Anyone else open this thinking it was a story about Phil Simms?

[Critch]

Is Prince a homosexual person? I know he's a bit fruity, but I thought he still humped chicks. (Sheena Easton, for example).

[MacroGuru]

Funny thing is, Prince isn't homosexual, and I remember reading an article about him, and he is very religious as well, and if you want to work for him, you have to be...(I need to find that article)

[cuervo72]

I am mildly surprised that the name of the assignee is not blacked out of that report...

[Passacaglia]

Man, I would love to be a letter-answerer for the FCC. That must be the most fun job out there. Of course, I'd probably get fired for consistently laughing at the letters.

[RendeR]

I am mildly surprised that the name of the assignee is not blacked out of that report...


Its a changing of ideals, The new belief is we can stamp out monumental stupidity by forcing the ultimately ignorant into the publiuc eye so they can be ridiculed mercilesly.

[Passacaglia]

Its a changing of ideals, The new belief is we can stamp out monumental stupidity by forcing the ultimately ignorant into the publiuc eye so they can be ridiculed mercilesly.

I think he means that the person who the letter was assigned to was not blacked out. She's not the one who wrote it.

[RendeR]

This is what I get for not bothering to read the article....

[DanGarion]

My god people are stupid.

[Subby]

Lately I picture Subby as a Matthew Lesko clone, except that he is making observations rather than giving information.
Well maybe if you didn't smoke so much fucking weed you would stop having such horrific visions. I'm more Nell Carter in a thong giving sexy backrubs.

WHAT IT DO????

[Julio Riddols]

Well played, Subby.. Now that I have been dry for a few days, the Nell Carter thing is more scary than funny. :)

You know I didn't mean that in a bad way, right?

[Subby]

SEXY BACKRUB TIME!

[Desnudo]

Or at least that's what this letter to the FCC says.:p

hxxp://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0305072fcc4.html

We don't have to worry about his son, the gay QB, reaching the NFL for another 15 years or so. God fearing, heterosexual cyborgs will be playing the game at that point, so it won't matter.

[M GO BLUE!!!]

Calm down boys... there's enough Nell Carter for both of you.

[Julio Riddols]

Oh god yes.

[SFL Cat]

We don't have to worry about his son, the gay QB, reaching the NFL for another 15 years or so. God fearing, heterosexual cyborgs will be playing the game at that point, so it won't matter.

You forgot to mention how they also will visit private sweet sixteen birthday parties for $200K (probably $500K in 15 years).

[Julio Riddols]

Was there ever any definitive answer as to the status of Kordell Stewart? He could be a mentor to the boy in question here, so the father doesn't have to give up on his dream.