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Ksyrup
03-11-2007, 04:16 PM
I saw Dave Wannestadt outside of the Sheraton New York this morning (I assume he was in town for the Big East tournament) and, inspired by your years of posting, I had an uncontrollable urge to sucker punch him. As he lay stunned beneath me, I announced to a cheering crowd, "YOU DON'T FUCK UP THE DOLPHINS AND ESCAPE THE WRATH OF KODOS, MOTHERFUCKER!"

It all went perfectly until I started to leave and tripped over his mustache.
Toddzilla
03-12-2007, 07:50 AM
Waka-waka-Wannestache
Ksyrup
03-12-2007, 08:09 AM
Sadly, Wanny and Keith Morrison of NBC News were the extent of my celeb sightings while here. Although, on Friday night we had dinner at Mr. Chow's, and I'm pretty sure some rock/punk star was there as well, I just didn't recognize him. He had a table away from the others with 4 or 5 chicks, and he was dressed in crappy clothes with tattoos all over, so he must have been somebody.
Dr. Sak
03-12-2007, 08:22 AM
You should've told him that his Pitt team needs to run faster if they want to compete.
SFL Cat
03-12-2007, 10:03 AM
Amazingly, Wannestadt has a better career winning % with the Dolphins than Miami savior cum "Sweet Home Alabama" Nick Saban.
Kodos
03-12-2007, 10:17 AM
I saw Dave Wannestadt outside of the Sheraton New York this morning (I assume he was in town for the Big East tournament) and, inspired by your years of posting, I had an uncontrollable urge to sucker punch him. As he lay stunned beneath me, I announced to a cheering crowd, "YOU DON'T FUCK UP THE DOLPHINS AND ESCAPE THE WRATH OF KODOS, MOTHERFUCKER!"

It all went perfectly until I started to leave and tripped over his mustache.


You had your chance. You are now dead to me.

Unless you take down Jimmy Johnson. Then you are redeemed.
SFL Cat
03-12-2007, 10:25 AM
Jimmy J has two Super Bowl rings...

therefore Jimmy J = Don Shula

Actually, since Jimmy J has also won a NC in the college ranks and has better hair

Jimmy J > or = Don Shula

Of course, the college title and better hair is probably negated by the fact that Shula has 3x the class Jimmy J has.
Kodos
03-12-2007, 01:53 PM
It's a LOT higher than 3x. Shula is one of the classiest coaches in history, Johnson one of the slimiest.
Butter
03-12-2007, 01:55 PM
It's a LOT higher than 3x. Shula is one of the classiest coaches in history, Johnson one of the slimiest.

Even after he let Jay-Z beat him on some hypothetical futuristic football coaching game on that ad during the Super Bowl?
Kodos
03-12-2007, 01:57 PM
Sorry. I skipped through the commercials during the Super Bowl. God bless DVRs!
Ksyrup
03-12-2007, 07:49 PM
You had your chance. You are now dead to me.

Unless you take down Jimmy Johnson. Then you are redeemed.

Well, I just went from NYC to Tampa, so maybe I'll run into Jimmy during one of his fishing trips.

I could also take out Gruden if I see him. Who wants in on that action?