Colossal squid must mean Colossal Microwave?

[Suburban Rhythm]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070322/ap_on_sc/colossal_squid

WELLINGTON, New Zealand - A colossal half-ton squid, believed to be the largest ever caught, may be destined for the microwave oven.

[Surtt]

Zapping a colossal squid with microwave radiation sounds like a bad idea.

[Ksyrup]

But IT'S HIS DESTINY.

[ISiddiqui]

Mmmm, colossal calamari

[revrew]

Mmmm, colossal calamari

On the contrary, apparently colossal calamari tastes like ammonia.

Am surprised this thread didn't get more play on the board. Apparently, the ol' timers are too busy playing 2k7 to notice threads about colossal squid, trout, or ice weasels.

[sterlingice]

Zapping a colossal squid with microwave radiation sounds like a bad idea.

Hm... good point.

SI

[cartman]

The former family of Calamari Gigante shed a tear for our South Pacific brethren. We will not rest until the severed horse head is placed into the appropriate New Zealand researcher's bed.