Face the Board: Lathum

[Barkeep49]

This week's participant is Lathum and Dodgerchick starts us off with a litany of questions:


WHAT IS YOUR GUILTY PLEASURE?

DO YOU EVER HAVE AN URGE TO HOWL AT A FULL MOON?

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN VEGETARIAN?

WHAT KIND OF VEGETARIAN ARE YOU?

WHAT ADVICE WOULD YOU GIVE SOMEONE LOOKING TO BECOME A VEGETARIAN?

HOW MANY BEERS DOES IT TAKE FOR YOU TO GET A GOOD BUZZ? DRUNK?

WHAT DOES YOUR SCREEN NAME MEAN?

WHAT 2 PEOPLE ON THE BOARD WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE BEERS WITH?

HOW GOOD A POKER PLAYER ARE YOU?

WHEN ARE YOU GETTING MARRIED?

DID YOU GO TO SCHOOL WITH ANYONE FAMOUS?

WHY DID YOU MOVE TO CINCY?

WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST FEAR?

WHAT ARE YOUR BEST/WORST QUALITIES?

[FrogMan]

ARE YOU INTIMIDATED BY DODGERCHICK'S SCREAMING?

:D

FM

[Barkeep49]

I'd love for you to describe your evolution as a poker player.

[hoopsguy]

How did you and Molly meet?
How did you and Saldana meet?
Why do you do so much better at poker when Molly is out of town?
What was your favorite day of werewolf and why?

[st.cronin]

How hot is saldana?

Give me your Mount Rushmore of drummers.

[path12]

What do you think is the key to playing a wolf effectively? Conversely, what do you think the key is to playing a villager effectively?

K-J non suited. What's your play?

[Pumpy Tudors]

For how long did you date saldana before you two agreed to marry each other?

[Logan]

If I remember correctly, you used to be a Jersey Shore guy. Where exactly are we talking about...Belmar/Pt. Pleasant, Seaside, LBI...?

What were your favorite bars/restaurants to hit where you used to live? How about in the other big shore spots in NJ?

What do you miss most about Jersey? Least?

Do Cincy people give you shit about our state? Do you smack them around because of it?

How much would you pay for a NJ pizzeria/bagel shop combination within a block of your home in Cincy?

[Lathum]

:D For how long did you date saldana before you two agreed to marry each other?

funny...:D

just so there is no confusion Saldana IS NOT my fiance. MollyMurphy is.

[st.cronin]

:D

funny...:D

just so there is no confusion Saldana IS NOT my fiance. MollyMurphy is.

Hopefully saldana doesn't read this!

[Lathum]

Hopefully saldana doesn't read this!

I shudder at the thought of the questions he is gonna ask me.

[Logan]

Is there any way to ban the FTB contestant from reading the question thread until they're unveiled to him? :)

And no, that wasn't an official FTB question for Lathum to answer.

[st.cronin]

Ok: What is the worst thing about Cincinatti?
If I were thinking about moving there, what would you tell me?

[Poli]

How did you come up with the screen name "Lathum"?

[JediKooter]

Being a vegetarian, is it rewarding working with animals and providing the much needed care they need sometimes?

Is there really a WKRP in Cincinnati?

Is it hard being the worlds greatest wolf?

Favorite TV show and movie as a child and favorite TV show and movie now?

Ken Anderson, Cincinnati hero?

3 things you haven't done that you want to do before you die.

[Blade6119]

I might ask you about your proudest moment in WW, but i already know what you would say :)

So instead ill ask who do you think is the best wolf in FOFC, and who is the best villager?(not in any one game, but overall)

[DeToxRox]

Bitches ain't shit but hos and tricks; concur?

Did you ever play spin the bottle and if no, want to?

Did you ever find cum in your Alphabet Soup? Double entende points.

[Karlifornia]

If someone was choking to death on an airplane, and you had perform an emergency tracheotomy to create an airway, would you use a philipshead scrwedriver, or a flat-head screwdriver? And how would smuggle the screwdriver through airport security?

What do you think of the police officers in your town? Would you say you have "coprophilia"?

Let's say you're wrestling a tag team match. It's you and mini-Junk Yard Dog against Doink and Dink. You and Mini-JYD irish whip Doink and give him a double snap suplex. Mini JYD goes and knocks Dink off the apron, BUT WAIT! A SECOND DOINK COMES FROM UNDERNEATH THE RING! He levels you from behind with his prosthetic arm!!! What are you thinking about Doink right about now?

[Lorena]

ARE YOU INTIMIDATED BY DODGERCHICK'S SCREAMING?

:D

FM

Hahaha!! I was hoping no one would notice :D I was at work and too lazy to keep hitting the caps lock button as I went in and out of the system. Sorry 'bout that it's annoying I know.

Another question: How much thought goes into GMing a WW game? Is it so easy a girl can do it?

What FOFCer do you find most annoying?

[Schmidty]

LET'S GET LIGHT AND FLUFFY!!!!!


WHAT BETTER - ICE CREAM OR FROZEN YOGURT?

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BEER?

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY FLAVOR OF JELLY BEAN, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

DO YOU WEAR JEWELERY?

NIPPLE RING?

AM I HOT?

IF YOU HAD ONE, WHAT WOULD BE IN YOUR FIVE YEAR PLAN?

AFRO OR CORNROWS?

DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF A NERD?

AM I ASKING TOO MANY YES AND NO QUESTIONS AGAIN?

[st.cronin]

What are the five most annoying things about Molly?

What are the five most annoying things about saldana?

[Lathum]

What are the five most annoying things about Molly?

What are the five most annoying things about saldana?

holy crap

[st.cronin]

:D

[Antmeister]

holy crap\

DANGER DANGER

[Pumpy Tudors]

What are the five most annoying things about Molly?

What are the five most annoying things about saldana?
Wow, that's really bold asking about the fiancee AND the mistress.

[Lorena]

\

DANGER DANGER

Oops, I accidently posted under Ant's name.

Wow, that's really bold asking about the fiancee AND the mistress.

Hahaha... trying to start trouble I see.

Another question Lathum:

What would you do with 20 million dollars? Tax free.

[sabotai]

Are there any oft-repeated "words of wisdom" concerning poker that you completely disagree with?

what better WaWa or 7-11?

Are there WaWa's in Cincy?

[Young Drachma]

Would you ever buy a new car?

[JeeberD]

Why are you coming to DFW in June?

Don't you think that Ant and DC should come up in June while you're here so we can all get together?

You don't work for Friday's anymore, right? What do you do these days?

If you're ahead of me in the fantasy baseball standings when you come into town, do you agree to buy me as many beers as places ahead of me you are in the standings, rather than just the one you already owe me?

Why do you insist on drinking Miller Light in a place that serves decent, nay, FANTASTIC beers?

[Barkeep49]

What has changed in WW games over time that has made the game better? What has changed that has made it worse (and no fair saying that you miss some of the players)?

What in your mind would suggest that it was a good idea to bring your fiancée to the board?

I have consistent success with 1 and 2 table SNGs. What do I need to do to take this success and do well in a MTT, where I've never really had success?

What is the best thing about being an evil person?

How did you come to enjoy the music that you do?

[terpkristin]

What is your favorite day of the week?

Listen to much music? What genre(s) do you tend to prefer? Favorite bands/artists?

What are your top 5 movies of all time? Note, you don't have to rank which is number 1, which is number 2, etc, unless you can (I couldn't if the question was posed to me).

Any pets? Other than saldana, I mean. ;) :D

What is the thing about you that you like best?

What is the thing about you that you like least?

Eli: still blossoming or big mistake?

/tk

[JPhillips]

Skip this if it's too personal, but as an adoptive parent I'd love to know any advice you might have for me as my daughter gets older. What kinds of feelings might she go through as she gets older? Is there anything I can do to help her come to terms with her adoption?

[cartman]

How did TGIF's policy of flair fly under the radar for so long, before being brought to light in Office Space?

How many pages in the TGIF training manual were devoted to flair?

Did you ever have to administer a beatdown to someone not wearing enough flair?

Why do you move so often? Are there any boxes that have gone unpacked through several moves?

Why do you think Jeeber left me off the invite list for a possible June meeting in DFW?

How much shit do you get for being a bartender that primarily drinks Miller Lite?

[JeeberD]

Why does cartman have a persecution complex? ;)

[Tyrith]

What was it like getting to explode blade?

[Fouts]

Are you going to the WSoP? (or have you ever gone?)

What would it take for you to become a full-time big stakes poker player?

Where does Dan Fouts rank on your greatest NFL QB's of all-time list?

[ImTheCrew]

if i was a piece of chocolate would you eat me?

[saldana]

first off, let me just say "bite me pumpy", and damn...you know its all bad when TK is even slamming you.

anyway....mmmmm.....questions.......mmmmmmm

seeing as your profession is one that places an exaggerated emphasis on money (you have to have some to make some, unlike people like me who dont need any to start my day), if, just hypothetically, you were to break up with the lovely MollyMurphy (i will kill you), what would the value of that relationship be in monetary terms, and if its too difficult to place a value on MM, use a different former fiancee (assuming you have a former fiancee)?

and on to other questions...

has there ever been anything in your life you were too afraid to actually do? what was it and why were you afraid?

how do you feel about people that say the devils only won half a stanley cup in 1995?

tell us about the best vacation you were ever on...where did you go and what did you do?

do you enjoy sports betting? if so,tell us about the 2 worst losses due to game related causes you have ever taken....also if so, tell us about the lamest bet you have ever placed.


i may have more later...depends on how embarrased I decide to make you

[Barkeep49]

Saldana you have disappointed me.

[Pumpy Tudors]

how do you feel about people that say the devils only won half a stanley cup in 1995?
Ouch. This question hurts me.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Dola

bite me spaghetti-o

[saldana]

Saldana you have disappointed me.

awww, come on....we dont want lathum to get pissed off and leave....or do we....cuz i can get lots and lots worse if you want me to

[terpkristin]

first off, let me just say "bite me pumpy", and damn...you know its all bad when TK is even slamming you.

:D All in good fun, I promise. :)

/tk

[st.cronin]

Do you know how I know you're gay?????

[terpkristin]

Biggest pet peeve?

/tk

[NotBladeorLathum]

I resent that signature Lathum, why are YOU the world's greatest wolf?

[Lathum]

I resent that signature Lathum, why are YOU the world's greatest wolf?

Cronin?

Is that you?

[st.cronin]

Cronin?

Is that you?

Nope.

[MollyMurphy]

Another question Lathum:

What would you do with 20 million dollars? Tax free.

If Molly did not exist?
If Molly had a say?

[Schmidty]

If Molly did not exist?

I would be sad because I love your product. My backed potatoes would suffer greatly.

[st.cronin]

If Molly did not exist?

duh, two chicks

[MollyMurphy]

Why do you pretend that you are going to start eating meat when we all know you won't?

[saldana]

i just thought of another question

as a vegetarian, do you like shrimp?

[Lathum]

duh, two chicks

dude, you had your FTB, lemme answer my own questions ;)

[MollyMurphy]

Why do you insist on taping Everyone Loves Raymond when we have both seen the episodes repeatedly?

[MollyMurphy]

How did Molly steal you from Saldana?

[MollyMurphy]

Do you have a man crush on my boss?

[terpkristin]

Do you have a man crush on my boss?

Oooooh sounds like dirt here! :D
Molly, you're going to fit in just fine round these parts. :)

/tk

[st.cronin]

Favorite brand of condom?

Boxers or briefs?

Do you believe in God, or are you one of Them Gays?

Is it true that vegetarians have very stinky farts?

[MollyMurphy]

If you could spend a day with one pro poker player, who would it be? Why? and what is the one thing you would want to know most from them?

[MollyMurphy]

Out of all the places you have lived, what is your favorite and why?

[MrBug708]

Suicane or Sovstar?

[st.cronin]

What do you think of people who delete posts?

[Barkeep49]

I want to thank Molly. Her questions kicked it up a notch after the disappointing round from saldana. He seems to have responded with slightly better questions, but I still think he can do better.

More questions from me:
How did you and Molly meet?
How did you propose?

[cartman]

This one might cause some trouble (if it wasn't MollyMurphy):

Who was it that texted you at the Flying Saucer in Addison while throwing back beers with me and JeeberD? You seemed to be very motivated to call it a night at that point... :D

[st.cronin]

When they make a movie about your life, who will play you? Who will play Molly? Who will play saldana? And who will provide the voice reading my posts as you surf the fofc?

[Lorena]

What is your most prized possession?

What better Molly or Murphy?

How come Ant and I didn't know about your trip to DWF and will Molly be coming with you?

Molly has played WW twice and twice she's been a wolf, I don't remember you as anything other than a wolf, coincidence?

Let's say Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say in the event you arrived at the Pearly Gates?

What if you went to hell? What would Lucifer say as you arrived and got poked by pitchforks by his evil little red men with horns?

[Lorena]

I shudder at the thought of the questions he is gonna ask me.

How dissapointing is it that saldana isn't grilling you?

[Lorena]

What is your most prized possession?

Let me add to that; if your building was in flames and you had to evacuate ASAP, what 1 thing would you grab?

[JeeberD]

This one might cause some trouble (if it wasn't MollyMurphy):

Who was it that texted you at the Flying Saucer in Addison while throwing back beers with me and JeeberD? You seemed to be very motivated to call it a night at that point... :D

Hah, no kidding! :D

[MollyMurphy]

This one might cause some trouble (if it wasn't MollyMurphy):

Who was it that texted you at the Flying Saucer in Addison while throwing back beers with me and JeeberD? You seemed to be very motivated to call it a night at that point... :D

Yeah Lathum, who was that?

[Lorena]

DOH! Heh, I'm so looking forward to these answers :D

[Antmeister]

What do your tattoos represent and why do you have one on each shoulder? What led you to get them?

Do you have a werewolf costume at home when you want to get kinky with 'double M'?

Do you know anything about your biological parents or do you even care to know?

How many other siblings are you aware of (if any)?

Don't you just hate it when a customer service rep gives you a lot of lip just because you returned some clothes months later?

Besides gambling, do you have any other hobbies/interest we aren't aware of?

How were you able to convince MollyMurphy to join the forum?

What is your full birth name?

How did you end up becoming involved with Werewolf?

Have you ever contemplated digging into your family history to learn more about your past?

How would you describe you life in Cincinnati? Have you considered another move?

What are some things that you do that drive MollyMurphy insane?

Do you have any pet peeves?

Do you still have the freedom to stare longingly at female assets or do you often get smacked upside the head when you do so?

Were there any fads that you jumped in when you were growing up and what were they?

Ass Man or Breast Man (You know, the sexual nerves)?

Did you play any sports in your lifetime?

When were you born? And where did the birth take place?

Since you are a vegetarian, do you sometimes get that orange tone to you skin from too many multivitamins?

Do you have piercings in areas that are safe to talk about without making me cringe?

How exactly did you and saldana meet and why aren't there any pictures of this guy?

Were you an extra in Breakin' 2: Electric Bugaloo?

Do you listen to any pop music or do you strictly listen to alternative/indie music?

Who were some of your friends growing up and did your parents like them?

Are there goals that you are still trying to reach?

How many females have you been with before you met MollyMurphy?

What is one personality trait that people may find surprising if they met you?

Have you had any financial challenges in your life that you have overcome?

[Antmeister]

And since you can't ask this yourself:

Does Antmeister ask too many questions?

:)

[Lathum]

are you kidding me.

already moved and catergorized all my questions!!

but since it is you I'll answer them :)

[cartman]

are you kidding me.

already moved and catergorized all my questions!!

but since it is you I'll answer them :)

You jumped the gun! Questions can be submitted up until EOD Saturday.

So here's a few more:

What better: online or live poker?
Have you ever been 'Under the Boardwalk' in AC?
Do get pissed off when people complain about 'RiverStars' when playing at PokerStars?
When you had to train staff at TGIF in foreign countries, did they also have to wear the flair? If so, how did they react?

[st.cronin]

What kind of conditioner do you use?

[lordscarlet]

Doh. I was going to post some questions. :(