Face the Board: Schmidty

[Barkeep49]

I'm very excited to have this week's participant be Schmidty.

You're a poet and I didn't know it. What's your best piece of work? If it involves lollipops please don't share it.

Mountain Dew. What's your favorite flavor? Same goes for Dr. Pepper.

We're at Sonic. What do you order?

I'm an ardent supporter of the Vols. Give me your best pitch on why I should instead support the Spartans.

I need 5 dollars for lunch. Would you loan it to me?

Is your first name Michael? If it is, my opinion of you lowers.

How do you feel about full frontal male nudity?

Congratulations! I've just been named head coach of the Spartans, and I'm naming you as either the offensive coordinator or defensive coordinator. Because I'm such a swell guy, I'm letting you decide which job is yours.

Based on your new position, sell me your scheme as well as who should be starting.

[terpkristin]

Hey, it's a fellow curmudgeon! ;)

What is your favorite sport to play?
What is the best video game you've ever played?
Do you have any pets?
What color are your eyes?
What are your top 5 movies?
Do you read much? If yes, what genre(s)?
What are the next 5 songs on random shuffle on your computer/mp3 player?
Do you have any siblings?

/tk

[Poli]

I sent questions in with my selection. I'll wait to see if Barkeeps adds them.

[DeToxRox]

Whats your blood pressure before and after posting on here?

Sparty boxers, own a pair?

Drew Nietzel or Jeff Lerg?

[Dr. Sak]

Who is your fiercest rival in OOTP Leagues?

[Lorena]

Oh hell yeah great choice ardent! This should be fun mwuahahaha http://forums.mycotopia.net/images/smilies/myco_smilies/evil.gif

[Schmidty]

I am terrified by this, quite honestly.

I am bad and typing, and I don't like baring my soul, so I will most assuredly not be as in-depth and interesting as AE's FTB was, so if I skip your question, it's not because I don't like you or because I missed it - It's probably because I didn't want to answer it. :D

[Schmidty]

I am bad and typing....

Case and point.

[JeeberD]

I demand that Schmidty be drunk when typing up his responses... :D

[Poli]

Skip my questions and I send my family.

[Schmidty]

I demand that Schmidty be drunk when typing up his responses... :D

Well, get your question in by saturday morning, and your wish may come true. I'm off this weekend. :)

[Poli]

My last two questions, now that I see my questions are in post 1.

How many grammatical errors did I make in my FTB?

Did my errors make you cringe?

[Lorena]

How did you meet your wife?

If there's an online photo album of pictures she's taken I'd love a link.

Did you go to school with anyone famous and if so, who?

[Passacaglia]

Do you ever think about moving back to Grand Rapids? Or Michigan?

What do you miss most about the area?

[Passacaglia]

Do you really think you're bad at werewolf?

[DanGarion]

Case and point.

jb?!?!

[DanGarion]

How many times have you said you were going to quit the RWBL? :)

[MrBug708]

Who was the worst owner in RWBL?

Why does Detroit suck so much? Why does Los Angeles kick ass?

Are you Dutch?

[Easy Mac]

If you could be any kind of hat, what kind would you be?

Pick a banana: first, second, or plantain.

[Lorena]

WHAT ARE YOUR BEST AND WORST QUALITIES?

DOES MY LACK OF USING LOWER CASE LETTERS DRIVE YOU INSANE?

ARE YOU SARCASTIC?

WHAT TV CHARACTER DOES YOUR PERSONALITY MOST CLOSELY RESEMBLE?

IF YOU FIND A WALLET IN THE STREET WITH IDS, CREDIT CARDS, AND MONEY, WHAT DO YOU DO WITH IT?

WHAT ARE YOU MOST AFRAID OF?

WHAT'S WRONG WITH TODAY'S COUNTRY MUSIC?

HOW GOOD IS CARRIE UNDERWOOD?

WHAT KIND OF ADVICE WOULD THE BOARD'S WORST WW PLAYER GIVE A NOOB?

CRITIQUE ANTMEISTER'S WW DEBUT.

HAVE YOU EVER CLAIMED SEA MONKEYS AS DEPENDENTS?

WHAT MOVIE ARE YOU EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ACTUALLY ENJOYED?

WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH 1 MILLION TAX FREE DOLLARS?

TOP 2 BEST CHICK FLICKS.

IF YOU COULD HAVE 1 FOOD FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE FOOD/SNACK THAT YOUR WIFE THINKS IS DISGUSTING? IF SO WHAT IS IT?

how many of these questions will you actually answer?

[Dr. Sak]

What is your favorite thing to do/see when you go to Seattle?

[Subby]

Should we just move this feature to the WW forum?

;)

[Butter]

what better, john l smith or bobby williams?

[st.cronin]

Was the John L Smith era as good for you as it was for me?

Why aren't you in the fofc-bbcf?

[Dr. Sak]

In the JBL, who pissed you off more Drew or Smolen?

[Swaggs]

If only one of your favorite pro or college teams could win a championship for the rest of your life, who you would you choose?

What is your dream job?

If jobs and/or family considerations were all the same, which city would you most like to live in?

What is your proudest accomplishment?

Were you mad when I edited that picture of you on the JBL board? :)

[Swaggs]

If you had to go on the Real World with six strangers from FOFC, who would you pick (keep in mind it needs to be good television!)?

[JediKooter]

Waylon Jennings or Alabama?

One thing that made you just shake your head and say "wow".

If you could save time in a bottle, what is the first thing that you would do?

3 people (live, dead, fictional) that you would like to spend the day with.

Favorite TV show & Movie as a child and now in your present day form.

List of places to go, things to do or accomplish, before your time on this earth is over.

Star Wars or Star Trek?

[st.cronin]

How did you meet your wife and why won't she sleep with you?

[Solecismic]

This could be fun.

So, Schmidty, could you explain your extraordinary case of Wolverine Envy? Has it led to fame and fortune, or only lost opportunity in life?

Has anyone ever held a valid opinion about music that you disagreed with?

If you were stranded on an island with Barbara Walters, what line of questioning would start the tears flowing?

A friend of mine who worked for a radio station in Grand Rapids once told me that "some of the finest minds of the 18th Century live in Ottawa County." Would you agree or disagree with that statement?

It's two weekends before Thanksgiving, and the highways north are jammed with pickups and gun racks. What's your opinion of the state's biggest unofficial holiday?

Jennifer Granholm: misunderstood or just incompetent? And why Dick de Vos, of all people?

[dawgfan]

You've stated on a number of occasions your frustration with the weather and the people in "cloudy" Bellingham, yet you still live there. Be honest - you're starting to get attached to the place, aren't you?

Tell us how you came to live out in this neck of the woods, what you dislike about it, what you like about it, and whether you think you'll be here long-term.

Do you think Michigan State will ever return to the top of the college football world as they did under Duffy Daugherty?

Describe your dream retirement scenario - you can be as realistic or as pie-in-the-sky is you like.

Tell us a great college-age story from your past.

Your time in Bellingham has secretly turned you into a hippy enviro-nazi vegan new-aged anarchist liberal America-hater - true or false?

[Neuqua]

What do you think about internet forums (such as FOFC), do you look at it as a place to get specific information, or to meet new people?


Do you consider people you have met online to be your friends?

Have you ever kept a star player for more than 5 seasons in OOTP?

Why do you have the itchiest rebuilding finger known to the OOTP universe?

[Lorena]

Should we just move this feature to the WW forum?

;)

You should play a small game Subby, who knows you might actually enjoy it :)

[Subby]

You should play a small game Subby, who knows you might actually enjoy it :)
Heh - I am sure I would. I was just making a casual observation about the chain of interviewees - nothing more :cool:

[wade moore]

Heh - I am sure I would. I was just making a casual observation about the chain of interviewees - nothing more :cool:

Face the Werewolf.

:D

[SnDvls]

Heh - I am sure I would. I was just making a casual observation about the chain of interviewees - nothing more :cool:

It's the only way to get our posts to count :D

Question:
You are stranded on an island with a bottle of rum, a midget, and a hammer. What do you do?

[Poli]

Dang. Solecismic question. Lucky.

[Lorena]

If you had to go on the Real World with six strangers from FOFC, who would you pick (keep in mind it needs to be good television!)?

Oooh, this as good potential.

Another questions Schmidty, do you get pissed when you get killed in WW? I know I do.

[Poli]

Swaggs with the really good question there. Nice.

[Schmidty]

Dang. Solecismic question. Lucky.

Meh. He just wants my $39.95. ;)

[Swaggs]

Swaggs with the really good question there. Nice.

Are you admitting that my line of questioning clearly makes me the best lawyer in all of Rome?

[SirFozzie]

what's with posting something, and then following it up seconds later poking fun at your own words?

[Honolulu_Blue]

Please name the following:
1. Your favorite player ever to play football for MSU
2. Your favorite player ever to play football for UfoM
3. Your favorite player ever to play hockey for MSU
4. Your favorite player ever to play hockey for UofM
5. Your favorite player ever to play basketball for MSU
6. Your favorite player ever to play basketball for UofM

What is the craziest thing you've ever done after a Spartan victory?

When was it the hardest to Sparty on?

What do you like best about Honolulu_Blue?

What do you like least about Honolulu_Blue?

[st.cronin]

What was the best Christmas present you ever got as a kid?

When they make a movie of your life, who will play you? And the other you? And your wife? And me?

Why Sparty? Does Michigan State University in any way embody the virtues of Sparta, or is that mascot just a joke?

[Schmidty]

Ok. Enough. This is already going to take me forever. ;)

[st.cronin]

What size hat do you wear?

[st.cronin]

Other than that she won't let you have sex, what are the five most annoying things about your wife?

[Schmidty]

Stop posting.

[Wolfpack]

What worse, Ann Arbor or Bellingham?

Other than East Lansing, what's your favorite part of Michigan?

Do you remember when my State beat your State a few years back in the NCAAs?

Like you, I'm a fan of the cow college rather than the school filled with the f'ing elitists. Best comeback line to anyone using the "cow college" barb? I'm moving back to North Carolina, hopefully soon, and expect to be inundated with the suckage that is the UNC fanbase once again, something that I've not missed when I moved here several years ago and want a good sharp retort that perhaps hasn't been heard in those parts. :)

Is there a sports event that you wished you could have seen in person? Is there one that you hope you can see someday happen?

Better scenery: Washington or Michigan?

Lastly, I'm trying to find my way back to North Carolina. I can offer you a nice cheap duplex townhome right here in Michigan if you want to move here at the same time I try to move back home myself. Only downside: it's in Ann Arbor. Interested? ;)

[cartman]

Do you plan to make the point/counter-point style dola posts, or is it something that happens spontaneously, after you hit the submit button?

What is it that you do? All I know is that it keeps you outside, even in the brutal winter weather. Are you on any episodes of "The Deadliest Catch"?

When the Lions draft Calvin Johnson, will that be the end for you of watching both college and pro football?

[st.cronin]

How did you become a Christian?

[st.cronin]

Is there any way to read Dante's Divine Comedy OTHER than as political rhetoric?

[Lorena]

Stop posting.

You want more questions? Coming right at ya:

If you could describe yourself in 3 words, what will they be?

What are you most proud in your life?

If your building was on fire and could take 3 things, what would they be (I don't mean your wife, cat or daughter)

If you could live your life over again, what would you do differently?

What are your weaknesses? How do you deal with them?

Would you be friends with yourself?

That should do it :p

[st.cronin]

Who are The Poets in your world?

Give me the Mount Rushmore of days in Schmidty's life.

[Antmeister]

Where were you born?

What do you hope for in the future for you and your wife?

Do you consider yourself to be a dreamer?

What was the last movie you watched?

Any events in the future that you are looking forward to?

Do you grow up in a religious family or have you come to this choice later in life?

Do you tend to carry a lot of emotional baggage?

How many friends do you have in your life?

Has you wife changed your outlook on life?

Are there any interests that none of us are aware of?

I remember a while back that you said that your natural body odor attracted females? Are you sure they told you this or were they trying to give you a hint?

Are there any family members that you admire?

Are there anyone outside of you family that you respect and admire?

What are you favorite television shows?

Do you go through mood swings or do you consider yourself to be a happy-go-lucky guy?

If you had a free pass to have one night with 3 women, who would they be and why?

What is the size of the family your grew up in?

Have you ever looked into your family tree and are they any interesting stories in it?

Do you have any children or do you plan to?

What do you believe are you best traits? Worst traits?

Do you consider yourself to be an indoor or outdoor person?

Has there been any event in your life that challenged your religious beliefs? Any events to strengthen them?

How many females did date seriously before your wife?

What was the most painful moment in your life?

What are you most fondest memories?

What is your full name?

Where do you grow up a majority of your life?

If this message board did not exist, what would you be doing with that time?

Favorite part of the female anatomy?

[cartman]

Let it be known that Ant and DC are only this inquisitive when on a Message Board. In person, the 'questions per minute' level is toned way down.

:D

[Antmeister]

Let it be known that Ant and DC are only this inquisitive when on a Message Board. In person, the 'questions per minute' level is toned way down.

:D

Oh no you didn't!!!!

[cartman]

Oh no you didn't!!!!

I went there, took a picture, bought a T-Shirt, and sang the song.

:D

[st.cronin]

I WANT TO KNOW IF DODGERCHICK TALKS IN ALL CAPS IN PERSON, OR IF THAT'S JUST AN ONLINE THING.

[Schmidty]

I will never finish, and I am not kidding.

I better tell the person after me to get ready.

I can only type with a light on. It has to be bright. I am slow.

[cartman]

I will never finish, and I am not kidding.

I better tell the person after me to get ready.

I can only type with a light on. It has to be bright. I am slow.

He started typing this at 6:38pm, so I believe him.

[Lorena]

I WANT TO KNOW IF DODGERCHICK TALKS IN ALL CAPS IN PERSON, OR IF THAT'S JUST AN ONLINE THING.

These questions are written up while at work and out of laziness I keep the caps lock key on while going between our system and the notepad.

[Airhog]

Is haircut day really the best day?

If you could be any other FOFC member who would you pick and why?

if you were stuck on an island and you could only take one member from FOFC, who would you pick?

If skydog suddenly left FOFC, who would you choose as your moderator?

[st.cronin]

How many children does Lady MacBeth have?

[Buccaneer]

How many of these questions will be answered with, "How the f$@# should I know or care?".

[stevew]

What favorite Crooked Rain Crooked Rain or Slanted and Enchanted?

[st.cronin]

Why does Jesus talk in parables? Why doesn't he just say what he means?

[Karlifornia]

What are you scared of?

[st.cronin]

I NEED THESE ANSWERS NOW!

[Pumpy Tudors]

Welcome to Hollywood.

[Schmidty]

It won't be long. I'm like 2/3+ of the way done. I've only been able to be at the computer for like 2-3 hours or so the past 2 days, and I'm slow. A lot of these questions are hard. It's like homework.

[Lorena]

It's like homework.

http://www.solano.edu/vip/images/report_card.gif

[Pumpy Tudors]

http://www.solano.edu/vip/images/report_card.gif
HAHAHAHAHA!

[st.cronin]

Do you need some help?

[DanGarion]

We love you Schmidty!

[Antmeister]

Dammit Schmidty, give me my FTB or I will be forced to quote myself!

[Antmeister]

Dammit Schmidty, give me my FTB or I will be forced to quote myself!

Geez...give the guy a break. Have you written a novella before in crotchless underwear under a strobe light? Have you? Welcome to Hollywood!

[Barkeep49]

You guys are mean. Schmdity says he's sent the answers. I haven't received them yet. As soon as I do, I'll give them a quick edit and then get everything up.

[Lorena]

I blame Antmeister

[Schmidty]

You guys are mean. Schmdity says he's sent the answers. I haven't received them yet. As soon as I do, I'll give them a quick edit and then get everything up.

That's wierd. I sent them like 2 or 3 hours ago. I'll try again from a different email.

[Lorena]

We love you Schmidty!

We sure do! We wouldn't give you a hard time if we didn't Schmidty ;)

[JeeberD]

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