I like this one...(CHuck Norris)

[JeffNights]

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.



HA!

[Lorena]

My favorites:

When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Here's a whole bunch of really good ones:
http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showthread.php?t=45753&highlight=chuck+norris

[MrBug708]

http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showpost.php?p=1025248&postcount=60 :)

[sterlingice]

The Chuck Norris thread does have the phenomenal Pumpy and Mr T picture :D

SI