I'll be in the Port-A-Potty

[Cringer]

My only bathroom sitting here on a dirt lot full of trailers and a couple of empty trucks. If I am not back in 15-20 minutes someone call the Houston Fire Department and tell them to come pull me out.

Thanks.

[Cringer]

I'm out. Think I heard a gun shot though. I am going to put up my curtains and not get out until the morning now.

[Tasan]

Where in H-town are ya?

[Cringer]

Where in H-town are ya?

Off of US 59, a mile or 2 above 610 on the north side of town.

[Raiders Army]

Dude, why don't you piss on your front tire? That's what we do out on field training exercises.

[Tasan]

Off of US 59, a mile or 2 above 610 on the north side of town.

You are about 25 minutes away from me. I'll wave in your general direction.


There done ;- )

Enjoy your stay in Houston, and watch out for the gunfire over that way, its not the safest part of town.

[Cringer]

Sometimes a guy has to do more then piss my friend. Are you taking a dump on your front tires as well? I can piss in a bottle if I have to, pissing is not a problem. Hell, I have about 10 20oz. bottles and an empty gallon water jug for pissing if I can't do it outside the truck. Taking a dump is one of the bigger problems with my job.

[Cringer]

You are about 25 minutes away from me. I'll wave in your general direction.


There done ;- )

Enjoy your stay in Houston, and watch out for the gunfire over that way, its not the safest part of town.

No it's not, but I have stayed here many times (it's my company's drop yard) and nobody comes in here, so I feel semi-ok here. Better then staying on the side of a road in a bad part of a city that's for sure.

[Raiders Army]

Sometimes a guy has to do more then piss my friend. Are you taking a dump on your front tires as well? I can piss in a bottle if I have to, pissing is not a problem. Hell, I have about 10 20oz. bottles and an empty gallon water jug for pissing if I can't do it outside the truck. Taking a dump is one of the bigger problems with my job.

It's too hard to balance while you're taking a dump on your front tire. :D

Ugh, I can imagine the difficulties of finding a clean restroom.

[Cringer]

It's too hard to balance while you're taking a dump on your front tire. :D

Ugh, I can imagine the difficulties of finding a clean restroom.

Yeah. A good day is walking into a restroom right after it has been cleaned. Still may not be that clean but at least the toilets have been wiped down.

And a man should never be without his baby wipes. :D

[CU Tiger]

One nice trick from when I was an OTR driver.
Pull inot or near a hotel and walk through the door, just act like you belong, they cant possibly remember every guest, especially at the bigger ones.

And they ALWAYS have a restroom near the front entrance, and usually have a fresh stack of papers near by...

It was only a once every few week thing but sometimes its noice to have a clean place to crap.

Of course if its before 10 the breakfast bufffet can be tempting as well....

[Raiders Army]

I gotta tell you that anyone who uses public restrooms on a regular basis has to have quads of steel. I can normally hover for about a minute before my quads give out.

The problem with hovering is that it's a greater distance for your crap to plop and thus the backsplash will be higher as well, possibly hitting you in the anus.

[JeeberD]

Have you SEEN Cringer? Trust me, they would remember him if he belonged there... ;)

[Raiders Army]

Oh, and I've perfected the drop some poo and bounce your ass in the air, avoiding the backsplash.

[StarBuck]

Ugh..port-o-pottys, or as Renn Faire geeks affectionately call "port `o privvies". I always come out of there a whiter shade of pale.