Friday Fun -- Random Post Generator

[Passacaglia]

Borrowed from another board. Put this into excel, and post what comes up.

=HYPERLINK("http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showpost.php?p="&TRUNC(1600000*RAND(),0))

My first attempt:

not smelling bad is smelling good enough for me

[rkmsuf]

Quote:
Originally Posted by path12
True, and even though I think there's a decent chance you're not a wolf, I come back to the fact that you are the most likely person in that profile to have been scanned, and so most likely for at least someone to get information from on their lynch.


Not to offend, but haven't we noted the dead mark next to the seer? And if in fact the seer was alive and HAD scaned me, would they not find some way to move the vote off me? as I will always and forever be just a villager?

[Dr. Sak]

A guess... Well, that's kind of how FOF2 worked... You only received offers from teams in the next "echelon" basicly. I would think that if you started with a bad team, and brought them to mediocrity, you would not get offers from the big name teams until you really did something great, such as a big bowl appearance. Just a guess though.
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[rkmsuf]

Standings After Race #14

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AFTER 14 OF 20 EVENTS
TOTAL LAPS: 4111

P # DRIVER PTS NEXT LDR S P WINS T5 T10 DNF LC % LL % RL %
1 51 N Phillips 1851 -- -- 14 2 2 3 8 2 3921 95 402 9 6 42
2 10 V Morgan 1842 9 9 14 0 0 3 9 3 3825 93 138 3 7 50
3 12 R Newsday 1797 45 54 14 0 1 5 6 2 4030 98 358 8 7 50
4 17 C Snow 1772 25 79 14 2 1 6 7 3 3441 83 825 20 11 78
5 18 K Collins 1649 123 202 14 0 0 1 4 2 3829 93 133 3 4 28
6 13 K Kang 1613 36 238 14 1 1 2 4 4 3614 87 178 4 8 57
7 3 S Kormelink 1547 66 304 14 3 0 3 4 2 3611 87 83 2 4 28
8 96 S Daze 1547 -- 304 14 0 0 2 4 1 3770 91 16 0 2 14
9 7 I Craptacular 1541 6 310 14 0 0 2 3 3 3678 89 29 0 3 21
10 55 T Money 1536 5 315 14 0 0 1 5 2 3730 90 13 0 1 7
11 34 S Silvers 1529 7 322 14 1 1 4 5 2 3464 84 186 4 5 35
12 22 J Mack 1525 4 326 14 0 0 2 3 2 3853 93 0 0 0 0
13 1 S Montgomery 1502 23 349 14 1 0 2 5 3 3597 87 201 4 6 42
14 79 T Snow 1479 23 372 14 0 0 1 3 2 3772 91 309 7 3 21
15 75 G GoT 1460 19 391 14 0 0 0 2 3 3653 88 49 1 2 14
16 32 H Vance 1454 6 397 14 0 0 1 2 3 3633 88 1 0 1 7
17 42 B Mask 1450 4 401 14 1 1 2 3 4 3689 89 313 7 4 28
18 39 A Hogg 1440 10 411 14 0 0 1 3 2 3774 91 4 0 1 7
19 94 R Snow 1432 8 419 14 0 0 2 3 2 3732 90 15 0 1 7
20 14 K Quick 1427 5 424 14 0 0 3 4 2 3880 94 4 0 1 7
21 58 T Hudson 1424 3 427 14 1 1 1 3 3 3513 85 168 4 4 28
22 66 A Reaper 1407 17 444 14 0 0 3 5 5 3559 86 20 0 4 28
23 25 R Zerback 1406 1 445 14 1 0 1 2 3 3444 83 129 3 4 28
24 19 T Elkin 1387 19 464 14 0 1 2 3 4 3602 87 154 3 4 28
25 2 D Ertmann 1380 7 471 14 0 0 1 2 3 3636 88 6 0 1 7
26 20 D Yellope 1372 8 479 14 0 0 0 2 2 3626 88 8 0 3 21
27 57 L Vance 1369 3 482 14 0 0 1 4 4 3653 88 3 0 1 7
28 69 A Kaholic 1364 5 487 14 0 0 3 3 5 3369 81 12 0 5 35
29 50 B Lemke 1349 15 502 14 0 2 2 2 4 3592 87 5 0 3 21
30 70 B Fields 1330 19 521 14 0 0 1 4 2 3909 95 146 3 3 21
31 27 B Rudd 1322 8 529 14 0 0 1 2 4 3300 80 15 0 2 14
32 30 B Cole 1275 47 576 14 0 0 0 0 2 3858 93 5 0 2 14
33 37 M Waddams 1246 29 605 14 0 0 0 2 3 3654 88 26 0 1 7
34 8 K Kappe 1208 38 643 14 0 1 2 2 3 3114 75 59 1 2 14
35 77 H Crapnificent 1208 -- 643 14 0 0 2 3 2 3778 91 0 0 0 0
36 4 K Breeze 1199 9 652 14 0 0 1 3 4 3557 86 7 0 2 14
37 44 M Tokunaga 1198 1 653 14 1 0 1 2 5 3453 83 1 0 1 7
38 24 I Long 1155 43 696 14 0 0 0 2 6 3156 76 14 0 1 7
39 78 C Cadillac 1137 18 714 13 0 1 1 3 5 3193 77 6 0 1 7
40 33 B Nowell 1115 22 736 13 0 1 1 1 6 2920 71 67 1 2 14
41 28 F Kobeck 1108 7 743 14 0 0 0 0 5 2863 69 1 0 1 7
42 38 C Parsons 1089 19 762 12 0 0 0 3 2 3025 73 2 0 2 14

[Huckleberry]

Sure, can you fold it up and send it via Media Mail?

I really don't want to know what the "it" that Suicane was reffering to is.

[MikeVic]

So who's gotten it?

I know I have.

Hmm.

[Dr. Sak]

I'll keep you in the know. Rolls eyes.

He's back!

[Lorena]

Thanks Neuqua. Maybe we can have a tourney or something when spring break time rolls around.

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[Honolulu_Blue]

He's back!

That will make st. cronin all warm and mush on the inside...

[Honolulu_Blue]

Actually, if you follow racing, almost all of the top openwheel drivers that are not in F1 are in the IRL now. The Unser, Andretti, and Foyt names are still racing there.

In yesterday's 500, you saw Helio Castroneves, Michael Andretti, Al Unser Jr, Kenny Brack, Gil de Ferran, Tony Kanaan, A.J. Foyt IV, Thomas Scheckter, Sam Hornish, Scott Sharp, and top rookies Scott Dixon and Dan Wheldon. You also had Robby Gordon and Jimmy Vasser from other circuits trying to win the greatest race of the year. There is also a Japanese contingent that gives the race an important international flare (Roger Yasukawa, Shinji Nakano, and Tora Takagi).

While it's still not back to the popularity that it had before the split, the IRL has already gone around the CART in terms of drivers and appeal to racing fans. The CART will die before the IRL does if they don't get back together (which could happen in the future). As for the speed of the cars, 230 mph is not that slow, in my opinion.

I have no idea who FishFan is, but he sure knows a lot about race cars!

[Lorena]

Wouldn't that be "Cum, Capsi"? :p

SI

Wow just reading that name made my insides boil with anger!

[Pumpy Tudors]

Slave Name:Love Hurts
Favorite Weapon:Claymore
Stable Preference:Pain Unlimited

I love you all! Who wants to die?
what

[MikeVic]

I think this finds deleted threads too! It doesn't show them, but I just got to one that said the thread was invalid.

[Lorena]

look pal, without me you'd miss out on the homo ducks.

eh... if you say so

[Coffee Warlord]

we'll let wig sit on you.

Heh.

[MikeVic]

Really? I didn't know the 49ers were going to be playing in NCAA Div. II this year.


Burn!!

[JonInMiddleGA]

I really don't want to know what the "it" that Suicane was reffering to is.

Probably a copy of Net Detective.

[MikeVic]

He is a fat piece of crap.

Oh you wanted more insight?

He is a one pitch pitcher. And now that the one pitch is a fastball with no zip on it, its bombs away bartolo.


This made me laugh. Hahaha.

[Dr. Sak]

Keep your hands off of my woman, motherfucker.

Will do!

[Lorena]

It seems odd to me that GoldenEagle is coming out so strong against twothree (or for Anxiety). I can see being uneasy about his assertions, but I find it very strange that he jumped straight to voting against twothree.

As far as the big reveal is concerned, RealDeal came out with a big reveal that could easily have waited and got killed for it. Maybe twothree believes that we won't be dumb enough to make that mistake again so he is safe revealing himself. Of course he may be hiding in plain sight figuring we won't kill two (unprovoked) big reveals in a row.

I want to believe that Grey and GE are clean since the bodyguard didn't stop them, but I find GE's vehemence odd...

This post doesn't count.

[johnnyshaka]

is there a link on nfl.com about fof now. I don't see it .

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[Jas_lov]

I haven't been to a Checkers in forever, but those fries are delicious. I think they are called Ralleys now...

Interesting! Please tell us more LoneStarGirl!

[Jas_lov]

all actors are posers! with the exception of a few, like "the DUKE" for exsample

I agree! The Duke is awesome!

[Jas_lov]

Middle Eastern, North African, whatever. Of that descent.

Oh, so they all look the same to you! Racist?

This is fun! I could do it all day!

[Jas_lov]

The thing about Brady is that he's only been in the league for 5 years, a starter for 4 years ...and this is his 3rd time leading his team to the SuperBowl !
Imagine he wins another with a 3rd SuperBowl MVP title...

amazing. It clearly defies NFL history...and what we are supposed to witness.

Imagine no more it seems!

[Jas_lov]

So just because your coach licked you all over with his nasty tongue and you liked it, doesn't mean you need to stay in that place inside your head forever...



Oh my god.

[Noop]

Not a streach to say Top 5 all time though.

Nice

[Peregrine]

How 'bout them Tigers? I know they'll likely fall back under .500 by June at the latest, but if they can stay anywhere near .500 for the season...wow.

The Angels look a bit shaky to me. Colon is still...Colon, Ramon Ortiz needs a new place to work, Donnelly still isn't back from that freak broken nose/persistent bleeding thing, and Ben Weber looks absolutely lost out there. I guess their offense is still intact, but I just don't think they've got the pitching.



Hmm...

[CU Tiger]

dola, if he had revealed yesterday i could have cleared chief, and we could have used last nights scan much better


Hmmmm a non counting poast counted by a random number generator....its all a fix...

[Lorena]

MizzouRah - here are directions from your hotel (2.16 miles)

http://www.mapquest.com/directions/main.adp?go=1&do=nw&cl=EN&un=m&ct=NA&1y=US&1a=2780+Windy+Ridge+Parkway&1c=Atlanta&1s=GA&1z=&1ah=&2y=US&2a=&2c=&2s=&2z=&2ah=4Viw3hi2GvFG8tMWy9DMeM6avN4bMATBSWeNokI7MRz0RP6czCs7vefst6q8CJ1SCvaFenJClpODXj6IPkeViQ%253d%253d&formtype1=address&formtype2=address&idx=0&id=40296e56-00336-05dd1-400c2547&aid=40296e56-00337-05dd1-400c2547


Ooooh... long night for you both? ;)

[Barkeep49]

Borrowed from another board. Put this into excel, and post what comes up.

=HYPERLINK("http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showpost.php?p="&TRUNC(1600000*RAND(),0))

My first attempt:
Alas it doesn't seem to work in open office.

[Peregrine]

I heart Heart.


Succinct, Kodos.

[Jas_lov]

Hey, I was a stud at the time;)

Sure you were. Keep telling yourself that enough times and it might be true.

[MIJB#19]

Looking over our roster, I can tell we have a challenge ahead of us. We return only two starters, rebounder and solid defender PF Moorer, and C Dean Martin who has a decent inside game and can rebound. Junior PG Michael Profit put up some big scoring numbers last year off the bench and should be a solid starter. Freshman SG Jack Jimerson is a great recruit and can really shoot the three, we should see some good play from him. If it all comes together, we should be able to improve on last year's horrid performance at least.

November 29th, 2007

PG Profit has come out on a tear, putting up 26 and 30 points in our two wins this month. He's got a natural feel for the game, just one look at a play in one of our meetings and he can go out there and execute. If only all our kids were like this, Coach wouldn't need an assistant! I have my hands full anyway just settling Jessie down, our wedding and honeymoon over the summer were great, but she isn't too happy about my constant moves. I think she'll really like San Francisco though, she's got a great job at a public relations firm.

End December, 2007

Another New Year's rolls around, and I think I'm cursed in December. My teams never seem to play well in this month. We finish 4-7 after starting the month 2-1. The only good news is Michael Profit, playing at SG, who is pouring in points at 19.8 per game. We're getting a lot of scoring support from Chris Pena at the point who's over 15 ppg and really hitting the threes. But they haven't been enough to overcome a lot of sloppy shooting in general and poor rebounding, except from center Martin. How can some of our stats be so good and yet our results so poor? Scheduling in part, we've had a couple of tough nuts on the schedule this month. Well, onward and upward into 2008.Happy new year, Peregrine!

[Passacaglia]

Alas it doesn't seem to work in open office.

I am sorry to hear about the bug issues with Random Post Generator 1.0. I hope to fix these compatibility issues in Random Post Generator 2.0.

[Jas_lov]

How did Oswald end up in NBCs possession?

Oswald is dead. Jack Ruby shot him.

[Peregrine]

Hahaha. This is laughable at this point. :D


Ah, quite the appropriate quote.

[path12]

On a side note LDE Terry Diaz who we considered putting big money into and who signed and a huge contract with Nashua finished the season with only 6 sacks.

I believe Nashua went broke on that deal.

[Peregrine]

MIJB#19, it's amazing it pulled out that quote, I was just thinking about that thread the other day when I started my current dynasty Ray's Journey. Now here it pops out of the random generator. Coolness.

[Lathum]

does it work with google spreadsheet?

[Toddzilla]

What do you get when you substitute your birthdate?

I was born on October 23, 1969, so post 102369 =
no, I went to school about 20 miles east of here, on the mean streets of Hawley MN

Adding 1,000,000 to that gives:
Hmmm...as best as I can tell, there's no after-the-fact way to tell, if they haven't played a down yet. If they've played some, it is noted on the player card with the stats.

FYI, I probably won't post every single year. We went 6-6 (3-4) in 2020. Landed one transfer, a 49/70 (Fr) DT named Ted Mack, in the offseason. MTSU went 11-2 (8-0) and finished CPU-ranked #13. They seem to be opening up a wider and wider delta.
not quite as cool

[MikeVic]

Ya it's great having a WR that "Only plays when he feels like it," you must be very proud...



That thing is a little overblown... Yes he needs to know when to shut his mouth, but I can't think of one reciever that plays 100% every play. If it is a sweep to the right and he is on the left, he could go all out it would do nothing. I would rather have him save his energy for the next play when daunte throws a pick and we need someone to chase him down and make a tackle....but yeah, everyone does it, he was the only one dumb enough to say it...


My birthday. Weird, another Afoci post!

Adding 1,000,000 gets me:


Can I critique someone's choices yet?

[oliegirl]

Thre in a row. Damn....

I guess I was just getting my hopes too high after my fast start. The Busters certainly do need a few more pieces of the puzzle before we become consistanly good...

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[cuervo72]

/understands now where rkmsuf gets his material for 17k+ posts

[Lorena]

Changing to birthdate:

Sorry. I was a bit impatient.

Cheap way to back into my 50th post, I know!

And to think you now have 21,411!!

adding 1 million

this is not about killing 1000 civilians. This is about killing 1000 invalids (a reasonable assumption based on the building being a hospital.) Targeting a hospital is not something you do, except under the most desperate conditions.

[Jas_lov]

Lyons claim to fame is having pulled down his pants at 1st base to get the dirt out after he slid. He apparently forgot where he was at the moment.

Yeah, I'm glad FOX fired him.

[MIJB#19]

MIJB#19, it's amazing it pulled out that quote, I was just thinking about that thread the other day when I started my current dynasty Ray's Journey. Now here it pops out of the random generator. Coolness.No kidding! I had no idea what I dug up and didn't read until after copy posting. Not realizing that post dates back from 2004.

(Oh, this qoute above, it's not part of the random post finding, it's an actual quote from this very thread. :D)

[spleen1015]

And wtf - Dolhpins 21, Bills 14 in the 1st. They want to challenge the Bengals/Browns for most useless high scoring game of the season.

The Dolhpins didn't win.

[JeeberD]

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I miss the ZFL... :(

I also appear to have been drunk when typing up that post.

[korme]

It's amazing how many retired/gone FOFCers are getting brought up here!

Too bad I don't have Excel

[korme]

The Dolhpins didn't win.

Although the Bengals/Browns game this year put up ~100 points, I'm guessing that quote is from .... 2004? Or was it 2003?

[AlexB]

Sometimes drinking too much makes teh intenet go worng

[Abe Sargent]

Also: Robb James can also be Rob James (the first name can be spelled both ways)



My birthday using 76 instead if 1976

[JeeberD]

Using my birthday (mm/dd/yy):

RAIN RAVEN,
I see your having trouble getting on to the server, I will check to see if your on at 10est....if u still cant get on at that time.....post here if u get through!
Thanks........
http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/drink6.gif
untill then Im gonna have a few Brews to relax!

Using my birthday (m/d/yyyy):

Right up to the deadline.... Houston

[Groundhog]

Using my birthday (dd/mm/yy):

Skydog,

Most hats you can throw in the washer. Unless that's a asshat your wearing. Those must be dry cleaned.

[sterlingice]

Well, I'm glad everyone's had a good laugh at my expense. But I've made my point - there's a double-standard when it comes to bannings and suspensions around here. I guess if I've been around a few years and I have 10,000 + posts I can post an unpopular opinion without getting slapped. I can make personal attacks on other members and get away with it.

But if you're new, I guess you'd better make a few thousand comments in the dynasty or strategy forums before you try to mouth off here. Because only elitists are allowed to have their own opinion. The rest of you had better follow the other sheep around here if you want to keep on posting.Yawn.

That was the random post I got.

SI

[Zippo]

I'm going to invest heavily in the "eye bleach" sector.

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[lighthousekeeper]

awwww...you should try my best-selling "I f#$% yo' mama"...it's a page-turner.

Classic H.A.

[Jas_lov]

Hide your lunch meat!

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[Jas_lov]

Something else I forgot to mention. Maybe it was just me, but after high school I found it a lot easier to get laid.

How's that working out for you?

[Joe]

Harris made a mistake. He'll be drafted in the first round, though not in the first 15 picks. He has great athletic abilities and potential, though his disappointing performance this year will shy many teams away from going after him too early. His physical ability and talent won't let him slide out of the first round though.

If he had stayed at OU another year he'd just have to have a good year next year and he'd be a top 5 pick.

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[BYU 14]

Who's ali g?

Bend over and Mattjones4heisman will show you.

[MJ4H]

my reputation precedes me

[Cringer]

Let this be a lesson to never do a chop, much less a five way chop. Hawkeye is whiney bitch.

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[Lorena]

Ahem. Promise you won't think less of me:

Vanessa Carlton: Thousand Miles
Pet Shop Boys: West End Girls and a few others
Human League: Tell Me When
Boy Meets Girl: Waiting for a Star to Fall
Just about anything by ABBA

There might be a few more, if I picked my brain, but I think I've emasculated myself enough already. :)

What a Wuss :rolleyes:

[Drake]

Not that I particularly want to see you die. You're just the most suspicious now. I'm hopeful that things will get clearer before the deadline.



Yikes.

[Lorena]

I don't think that post counts Drake.

But this one does :)

[Passacaglia]

Yikes.

Whoops -- I should have never thought of this idea!

[Passacaglia]

dola -- at least I didn't say lynch