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Mustang
05-15-2008, 01:23 AM
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HOLYHEAD, Wales - A man who dressed up as Darth Vader, wearing a garbage bag for a cape, and assaulted the founders of a group calling itself the Jedi church was given a suspended sentence Tuesday.
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Arwel Wynne Hughes, 27, attacked Jedi church founder Barney Jones — aka Master Jonba Hehol — with a metal crutch, hitting him on the head, prosecutors told Holyhead Magistrates' Court.

He also whacked Jones' 18-year-old cousin, Michael Jones — known as Master Mormi Hehol — bruising his thigh in the March 25 incident, prosecutors said.

The two cousins and Barney Jones' brother, Daniel, set up the Church of Jediism, Anglesey order, last year. Jedi is the faith followed by some of the central characters in the "Star Wars" films.

The group, which claims about 30 members, says on its Web site that it uses "insight and knowledge" from the films as "a guide to living a better and more worthwhile life."

"We all love the films and what they stand for. Obviously some people are going to laugh about it," the Wales on Sunday newspaper quoted Barney Jones as saying last month. "But a lot of people do take it seriously."

Unfortunately for Hughes, his March attack was recorded on a video camera that the cousins had set up to film themselves in a light saber battle.

"Darth Vader! Jedis!" Hughes shouted as he approached.

Hughes claimed he couldn't remember the incident, having drunk the better part of a 2 1/2-gallon (10-liter) box of wine beforehand.

"He knows his behavior was wrong and didn't want it to happen but he has no recollection of it," said Hughes' lawyer, Frances Jones.

District Judge Andrew Shaw sentenced Hughes to two months in jail but suspended the sentence for one year. He also ordered Hughes to pay $195 to each of his victims and $117 in court costs.

In the 2001 United Kingdom census, 390,000 — 0.7 percent of the population — listed Jedi as their religion.

Chief Rum
05-15-2008, 02:08 AM
In the 2001 United Kingdom census, 390,000 — 0.7 percent of the population — listed Jedi as their religion.

Almost 1%?!? Think about that. 1 out of every 100 people you run into in the UK believe they are a Jedi.

I'm not sure if that makes me feel good or bad about the UK. :)

Marc Vaughan
05-15-2008, 03:01 AM
Almost 1%?!? Think about that. 1 out of every 100 people you run into in the UK believe they are a Jedi.

I listed myself as a Jedi during the census - subverting the census was something which appealed to the British sense of humour (and our general dislike of having minutae of information stored upon ourselves), the idea was to try and get it recognised as a legitimate religion by the goverment.

Despite the fact its around the 4-5th largest religion according to the census it wasn't :(

Passacaglia
05-15-2008, 06:40 AM
No offense, but if you're really a Jedi, FM should be a much better game.

Raiders Army
05-15-2008, 07:31 AM
These Jedi sound like nerds. Cameras for a lightsaber battle? Give me a garbage bag cape any day and I'll proclaim myself a Sith.

Lathum
05-15-2008, 07:35 AM
I'll bet anyone $1000 there are no female members of that church

rkmsuf
05-15-2008, 07:38 AM
Where is the Wookie church? Switzerland?

Mustang
05-15-2008, 07:53 AM
Where is the Wookie church? Switzerland?

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