RedKingGold, Tell Me How My Ass Taste

[Ben E Lou]

While I can understand why you haven't shown up in the Lounge today, it does not free you from a little smack talk. It's been a rough couple of days, eh???



<table bgcolor="#fff4cc" border="1" width="40%"> <tbody> <tr bgcolor="#040404"> <td align="left">Jacksonville Jaguars</td> <td align="center">10</td> <td align="center">3</td> <td align="center">7</td> <td align="center">7</td> <td align="center">-</td> <td align="center">27</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#000000"> <td align="left">Oakland Raiders</td> <td align="center">0</td> <td align="center">3</td> <td align="center">14</td> <td align="center">3</td> <td align="center">-</td> <td align="center">20</td></tr></tbody></table>


<table bgcolor="#fff4cc" border="1" width="40%"> <tbody> <tr bgcolor="#e0eeed"> <td align="left">Havana Fuego</td> <td align="center">14</td> <td align="center">7</td> <td align="center">3</td> <td align="center">0</td> <td align="center">-</td> <td align="center">24</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#003900"> <td align="left">Lowcountry Gators</td> <td align="center">21</td> <td align="center">3</td> <td align="center">7</td> <td align="center">14</td> <td align="center">-</td> <td align="center">45</td></tr></tbody></table>


<table border="1" cellpadding="4"><tbody> <tr style="background-color: rgb(68, 68, 68); color: White; font-size: 14px; font-family: Arial;"> <td>http://www.thefofl.com/fofl/helmet03.gif</td> <td style="text-align: center;">Sunday Game: 70 degrees, 12MPH, Rain
Lackawanna ( 0-0, PR 88 ) at Charleston ( 0-0, PR 7 )
Lackawanna favored by 16</td> <td>http://www.thefofl.com/fofl/helmet16.gif</td> </tr> </tbody></table>

<table bgcolor="#fff4cc" border="1" width="40%"> <tbody> <tr bgcolor="#d50628"> <td align="left">Lackawanna Coal Crackers</td> <td align="center">10</td> <td align="center">7</td> <td align="center">3</td> <td align="center">3</td> <td align="center">-</td> <td align="center">23</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#0c2c4c"> <td align="left">Charleston Chew</td> <td align="center">7</td> <td align="center">0</td> <td align="center">7</td> <td align="center">10</td> <td align="center">-</td> <td align="center">24</td></tr></tbody></table>


:wagfingers::wagfingers::wagfingers::wagfingers::wagfingers::wagfingers::wagfingers::wagfingers::wagfingers:

[Subby]

TURN IN FAKESPRTS LICENSE, PLZ K THX

[RedKingGold]

Bennifer,

Please remember that three games is not a significant sample size.

Love,

Big Kahuna

(We'll see you again in the FOFL soon a-hole. Let's see my RB fumble when I throw a pass in EVERY SINGLE PLAY. Gameplan for that cheech.

[RedKingGold]

Also, I think the vocal smack in my sig seems to have angered the FOF gods.

[RedKingGold]

Triple Dola

<TABLE width="40%" bgColor=#fff4cc border=1><TBODY><TR bgColor=#17265a><TD align=left>Denver Broncos</TD><TD align=middle>3</TD><TD align=middle>3</TD><TD align=middle>3</TD><TD align=middle>0</TD><TD align=middle>-</TD><TD align=middle>9</TD></TR><TR bgColor=#040404><TD align=left>Los Angeles Express</TD><TD align=middle>10</TD><TD align=middle>10</TD><TD align=middle>3</TD><TD align=middle>10</TD><TD align=middle>-</TD><TD align=middle>33</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

<TABLE width="90%" bgColor=#ffcc00 border=1><TBODY><TR><TH align=middle>Scoring Summary</TH></TR><TR><TD align=left bgColor=#fdf3bb>1Q: 14:06 LAX - Gary Anderson 22 field goal</TD></TR><TR><TD align=left bgColor=#d4dce4>1Q: 08:41 DEN - Eddie Murray 22 field goal</TD></TR><TR><TD align=left bgColor=#fdf3bb>1Q: 02:54 LAX - Eric Martin 8 pass from Steve Young (Gary Anderson extra point)</TD></TR><TR><TD align=left bgColor=#fdf3bb>2Q: 11:39 LAX - Gary Anderson 28 field goal</TD></TR><TR><TD align=left bgColor=#fdf3bb>2Q: 03:47 LAX - Herman Fontenot 10 pass from Steve Young (Gary Anderson extra point)</TD></TR><TR><TD align=left bgColor=#d4dce4>2Q: 00:56 DEN - Eddie Murray 40 field goal</TD></TR><TR><TD align=left bgColor=#fdf3bb>3Q: 08:19 LAX - Gary Anderson 40 field goal</TD></TR><TR><TD align=left bgColor=#d4dce4>3Q: 05:44 DEN - Eddie Murray 39 field goal</TD></TR><TR><TD align=left bgColor=#fdf3bb>4Q: 15:00 LAX - Gary Anderson 19 field goal</TD></TR><TR><TD align=left bgColor=#fdf3bb>4Q: 03:10 LAX - Joe Morris 18 run (Gary Anderson extra point)</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE width="50%" bgColor=#ffcc00 border=1><TBODY><TR><TH align=middle>Team Statistics</TH><TH align=middle bgColor=#17265a>DEN</TH><TH align=middle bgColor=#040404>LAX</TH></TR><TR><TD align=left>Record</TD><TD align=middle bgColor=#17265a>5-3</TD><TD align=middle bgColor=#040404>8-0</TD></TR><TR><TD align=left>First Downs</TD><TD align=middle bgColor=#17265a>13</TD><TD align=middle bgColor=#040404>24</TD></TD><TR><TD align=left>- by Rushing</TD><TD align=middle bgColor=#17265a>1</TD><TD align=middle bgColor=#040404>9</TD></TD><TR><TD align=left>- by Passing</TD><TD align=middle bgColor=#17265a>11</TD><TD align=middle bgColor=#040404>15</TD></TD><TR><TD align=left>- by Penalty</TD><TD align=middle bgColor=#17265a>1</TD><TD align=middle bgColor=#040404>0</TD></TD><TR><TD align=left>Total Net Yards</TD><TD align=middle bgColor=#17265a>225</TD><TD align=middle bgColor=#040404>432</TD></TD><TR><TD align=left>- Offensive Plays</TD><TD align=middle bgColor=#17265a>60</TD><TD align=middle bgColor=#040404>70</TD></TD><TR><TD align=left>- Yards per Play</TD><TD align=middle bgColor=#17265a>3.75</TD><TD align=middle bgColor=#040404>6.17</TD></TD><TR><TD align=left>Net Rushing Yards</TD><TD align=middle bgColor=#17265a>51</TD><TD align=middle bgColor=#040404>140</TD></TD><TR><TD align=left>- Rushing Attempts</TD><TD align=middle bgColor=#17265a>13</TD><TD align=middle bgColor=#040404>26</TD></TD><TR><TD align=left>- Yards per Rush</TD><TD align=middle bgColor=#17265a>3.92</TD><TD align=middle bgColor=#040404>5.38</TD></TD><TR><TD align=left>Net Passing Yards</TD><TD align=middle bgColor=#17265a>174</TD><TD align=middle bgColor=#040404>292</TD></TD><TR><TD align=left>- Att./Comp./Intrcpt</TD><TD align=middle bgColor=#17265a>43 - 21 - 0</TD><TD align=middle bgColor=#040404>44 - 32 - 0</TD></TD><TR><TD align=left>- Gross Passing Yards</TD><TD align=middle bgColor=#17265a>204</TD><TD align=middle bgColor=#040404>292</TD></TD><TR><TD align=left>- Sacks/Yards Lost</TD><TD align=middle bgColor=#17265a>4/30</TD><TD align=middle bgColor=#040404>0/0</TD></TD><TR><TD align=left>- Yards per Pass Play</TD><TD align=middle bgColor=#17265a>3.70</TD><TD align=middle bgColor=#040404>6.64</TD></TD><TR><TD align=left>Fumbles/Lost</TD><TD align=middle bgColor=#17265a>2/2</TD><TD align=middle bgColor=#040404>4/1</TD></TD><TR><TD align=left>3rd Down Conversions</TD><TD align=middle bgColor=#17265a>2/13</TD><TD align=middle bgColor=#040404>5/12</TD></TD><TR><TD align=left>- Avg. YtG on 3rd Down</TD><TD align=middle bgColor=#17265a>8.5</TD><TD align=middle bgColor=#040404>7.1</TD></TD><TR><TD align=left>4th Down Conversions</TD><TD align=middle bgColor=#17265a>1/3</TD><TD align=middle bgColor=#040404>0/0</TD></TD><TR><TD align=left>Penalties/Yards</TD><TD align=middle bgColor=#17265a>7/50</TD><TD align=middle bgColor=#040404>6/45</TD></TD><TR><TD align=left>Punt Returns/Yards</TD><TD align=middle bgColor=#17265a>1/7</TD><TD align=middle bgColor=#040404>1/5</TD></TD><TR><TD align=left>Kick Returns/Yards</TD><TD align=middle bgColor=#17265a>3/91</TD><TD align=middle bgColor=#040404>3/67</TD></TD><TR><TD align=left>Interception Ret./Yards</TD><TD align=middle bgColor=#17265a>0/0</TD><TD align=middle bgColor=#040404>0/0</TD></TD><TR><TD align=left>2pt Conversions</TD><TD align=middle bgColor=#17265a>0/0</TD><TD align=middle bgColor=#040404>0/0</TD></TD><TR><TD align=left>Red Zone Visits</TD><TD align=middle bgColor=#17265a>2</TD><TD align=middle bgColor=#040404>6</TD></TD><TR><TD align=left>- Red Zone TDs/FGs</TD><TD align=middle bgColor=#17265a>0/2</TD><TD align=middle bgColor=#040404>3/3</TD></TD><TR><TD align=left>Avg. Drive Start</TD><TD align=middle bgColor=#17265a>OWN 30</TD><TD align=middle bgColor=#040404>OWN 36</TD></TD><TR><TD align=left>Time of Possession</TD><TD align=middle bgColor=#17265a>24:01</TD><TD align=middle bgColor=#040404>35:59</TD></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>


Come and join the GEFL if you want to play in me a real league, FOOL

[Ksyrup]

Come and join the GEFL if you want to play in me

Just what kind of league is this?

[RedKingGold]

Just what kind of league is this?

FOFC do not translate real good.

[Ben E Lou]

Come and join the GEFL if you want to play in me Ewwwwwwwww

[Ksyrup]

Ewwwwwwwww

...says the "tell me how my ass taste" guy.

[JeeberD]

Dammit, quit giving GEFL a bad rep...

[Ben E Lou]

(We'll see you again in the FOFL soon a-hole. Let's see my RB fumble when I throw a pass in EVERY SINGLE PLAY. Gameplan for that cheech.Got it. Tell Mueller to tell me how Lincoln Wallman ass taste while you're at it.

<hr style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);" size="1"> <!-- / icon and title --> <!-- message --> <table border="1" cellpadding="4"> <tbody><tr style="background-color: rgb(136, 136, 136); color: White; font-size: 14px; font-family: Arial;"> <td>http://www.thefofl.com/fofl/helmet16.gif</td> <td style="text-align: center;">Monday Night Game: 57 degrees, 1MPH, Fair
Charleston ( 9-0, PR 77 ) at Lackawanna ( 7-2, PR 61)
Charleston favored by 3</td> <td>http://www.thefofl.com/fofl/helmet03.gif</td></tr></tbody></table>



<center> <table bgcolor="#fff4cc" border="1" width="40%"> <tbody> <tr bgcolor="#0c2c4c"> <td align="left">Charleston Chew</td> <td align="center">7</td> <td align="center">14</td> <td align="center">14</td> <td align="center">7</td> <td align="center">-</td> <td align="center">42</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#5c565b"> <td align="left">Lackawanna Coal Crackers</td> <td align="center">7</td> <td align="center">7</td> <td align="center">0</td> <td align="center">7</td> <td align="center">-</td> <td align="center">21</td></tr></tbody></table>
Passing Statistics

<table border="0" width="98%"> <tbody> <tr valign="top"> <td width="50%"> <table valign="TOP" border="0" cellspacing="2" width="96%"> <tbody> <tr> <th align="left">Charleston</th> <th align="center">Att</th> <th align="center">Comp</th> <th align="center">Yards</th> <th align="center">Sk/Yd</th> <th align="center">TD</th> <th align="center">LG</th> <th align="center">Int</th> <th align="center">Rate</th></tr> <tr> <td align="left" bgcolor="#dedfed">Lincoln Wallman</td> <td align="center" bgcolor="#dedfed">24</td> <td align="center" bgcolor="#dedfed">19</td> <td align="center" bgcolor="#dedfed">253</td> <td align="center" bgcolor="#dedfed">2/14</td> <td align="center" bgcolor="#dedfed">5</td> <td align="center" bgcolor="#dedfed">37</td> <td align="center" bgcolor="#dedfed">0</td> <td align="center" bgcolor="#dedfed">150.2</td></tr></tbody></table></td> <td width="50%"> <table valign="TOP" border="0" cellspacing="2" width="96%"> <tbody> <tr> <th align="left">Lackawanna</th> <th align="center">Att</th> <th align="center">Comp</th> <th align="center">Yards</th> <th align="center">Sk/Yd</th> <th align="center">TD</th> <th align="center">LG</th> <th align="center">Int</th> <th align="center">Rate</th></tr> <tr> <td align="left" bgcolor="#d5dbe4">Sammie Mueller</td> <td align="center" bgcolor="#d5dbe4">36</td> <td align="center" bgcolor="#d5dbe4">19</td> <td align="center" bgcolor="#d5dbe4">266</td> <td align="center" bgcolor="#d5dbe4">1/8</td> <td align="center" bgcolor="#d5dbe4">3</td> <td align="center" bgcolor="#d5dbe4">45</td> <td align="center" bgcolor="#d5dbe4">2</td> <td align="center" bgcolor="#d5dbe4">81.4</td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table>

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[RedKingGold]

Do you see a saddle on my back?

[RedKingGold]

I let you win for your ego. When the FOF world figures out defensive gameplanning (about four versions from now), I will crush you.

[sachmo71]

i think we should put the kibosh on "tell me how my ass taste"

[Warhammer]

Stay tuned to this thread, in approx. two months we'll have the update from the IHOF week 15 TUC vs. MIC clash!

[RedKingGold]

Stay tuned to this thread, in approx. two months we'll have the update from the IHOF week 15 TUC vs. MIC clash!

Tucker will be assraped like midget clowns in heat. That's easy.

[JonInMiddleGA]

Someone somewhere suggested that the taste reminded them of ...
http://magickcanoe.com/mammals/pinecone-cache-large.jpg

[Ben E Lou]

{shudders}

[Thomkal]

Lincoln Wallman is a bastard.

[QuikSand]

Lincoln Wallman is a bastard.

Right, and this is *whose* fault again?

[Thomkal]

Right, and this is *whose* fault again?

Not mine, he sucked till he got a totally unexpected boost after I decided to move on without him. :)

[Ben E Lou]

68/68 =/= teh suck.

[Thomkal]

68/68 are just numbers as I've been told so many times in the Lounge and the FOFL boards. :) He was just very inconsistent for the Magicians and above average was a rarity for him

[RedKingGold]

If you can make it, then you should sure as hell take it.

<TABLE width="40%" bgColor=#fff4cc border=1><TBODY><TR bgColor=#0c2c4c><TD align=left>Charleston Chew



</TD><TD align=middle>3</B>

</TD><TD align=middle>14</B>

</TD><TD align=middle>7</B>

</TD><TD align=middle>0</B>

</TD><TD align=middle>-</B>

</TD><TD align=middle>24</B>

</TD></TR><TR bgColor=#000000><TD align=left>Lackawanna Coal Crackers</B>

</TD><TD align=middle>7</B>

</TD><TD align=middle>14</B>

</TD><TD align=middle>3</B>

</TD><TD align=middle>7</B>

</TD><TD align=middle>-</B>

</TD><TD align=middle>31</B>

</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>


and earlier in the day.....

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<TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD width="5%"><CENTER>http://www.fof-woof.com/images/foxsliver_woof_7.png</CENTER></TD><TD width="44%"><CENTER>Havana (http://www.younglifenorthdekalb.com/woof/ben/teampage.php?teamid=7)
(7-2-0) </CENTER>
</TD><TD width="2%"><CENTER>at</CENTER></TD><TD width="44%"><CENTER>Lowcountry (http://www.younglifenorthdekalb.com/woof/ben/teampage.php?teamid=29)
(7-2-0) </CENTER>
</TD><TD width="5%"><CENTER>http://www.fof-woof.com/images/foxsliver_woof_29.png</CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

<CENTER>2014 WEEK 10</CENTER><CENTER>51 Degrees, Fair. Wind Speed: 1 MPH. Attendance: 62800.</CENTER>


<CENTER><TABLE style="BORDER-COLLAPSE: collapse" borderColor=#000000 cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=1 width=225 bgColor=#ffffff border=2><TBODY><TR><TD width="22%" bgColor=#e86100><CENTER>http://fof-woof.com/images/small_foxsliver_woof_7.png</CENTER></TD><TD width="13%" bgColor=#e86100></TD><TD width="13%" bgColor=#e86100></TD><TD width="13%" bgColor=#e86100></TD><TD width="13%" bgColor=#e86100></TD><TD width="13%" bgColor=#e86100></TD><TD width="13%" bgColor=#e86100><CENTER>27</CENTER></TD></TR><TR><TD width="22%" bgColor=#aba441><CENTER>http://fof-woof.com/images/small_foxsliver_woof_29.png</CENTER></TD><TD width="13%" bgColor=#aba441></TD><TD width="13%" bgColor=#aba441></TD><TD width="13%" bgColor=#aba441></TD><TD width="13%" bgColor=#aba441></TD><TD width="13%" bgColor=#aba441></TD><TD width="13%" bgColor=#aba441><CENTER>14</CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></CENTER>

Hope your not losing your touch there, Ben-a-Rino.

[Ben E Lou]

It taste pretty good, jerk.




In all seriousness, the stuff I've seen in our last few games is really starting to make me wonder if a significant portion of the stats inflation in FOF MP is from people not paying attention on defense. It's obvious that we've both made some pretty large variations from Rex in our defensive game plans...and they seem to be working pretty doggone well. I'll bet our QBs have a combined rating under 75 in the last 6 or so games across multiple leagues--QBs who against other teams put up ratings in the 105-120 range routinely.

[cuervo72]

LCK opposing QBR: 72.8
CHA oQBR: 79.7

Someone else is doing ok too:
CHE(F) oQBR: 73.6
CHE(I) oQBR: 79.6

[Ben E Lou]

Somebody is gonna be telling somebody how dey ass taste tomorrow in the FOFL Conference Championships....


<!-- message --> <table border="1" cellpadding="4"> <tbody><tr style="background-color: rgb(136, 136, 136); color: White; font-size: 14px; font-family: Arial;"> <td>http://www.thefofl.com/fofl/helmet16.gif</td> <td style="text-align: center;">Marquee Matchup: 18 degrees, 12MPH, Fair
Charleston ( 13-5, PR 70 ) at Lackawanna ( 15-2, PR 85 )
Lackawanna favored by 5</td> <td>http://www.thefofl.com/fofl/helmet03.gif</td> </tr> </tbody></table>
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[sachmo71]

Can someone tell me how my ass tastes? Please?

[Dr. Sak]

Everytime I see this fuckin thread title I dry heavy thinking about RedKingGold eating Skydog's ass while he is wearing that speedo on a dolphin.

[RedKingGold]

You shouldn't dry heavy thinking. You may hurt yourself.

Oh yeah, and Ben will be tasting taint tomorrow at noon.

[RedKingGold]

YouTube - Vince with Slap Chop (Remix) (Love My Nuts!) (High Quality) (FUNNIEST VERSION) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0cgQkT4ScQ)

You're gonna love my nuts!

Conference Finals, 2022

<CENTER><TABLE width="40%" bgColor=#fff4cc border=1><TBODY><TR bgColor=#0c2c4c><TD align=left>Charleston Chew</TD><TD align=middle>7</TD><TD align=middle>7</TD><TD align=middle>0</TD><TD align=middle>0</TD><TD align=middle>-</TD><TD align=middle>14</TD></TR><TR bgColor=#000000><TD align=left>Lackawanna Coal Crackers</TD><TD align=middle>7</TD><TD align=middle>10</TD><TD align=middle>7</TD><TD align=middle>14</TD><TD align=middle>-</TD><TD align=middle>38</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></CENTER><CENTER></CENTER><CENTER></CENTER><CENTER></CENTER><CENTER></CENTER><CENTER></CENTER><CENTER></CENTER><CENTER></CENTER><CENTER><TABLE width="90%" bgColor=#ffcc00 border=1><TBODY><TR><TH align=middle>Scoring Summary</TH></TR><TR><TD align=left bgColor=#d5dbe4>1Q: 07:10 LCK - Rondell Forest 1 pass from Sammie Mueller (Albert Clemons extra point)</TD></TR><TR><TD align=left bgColor=#dedfed>1Q: 02:30 CHA - Justin Horn 23 pass from Lincoln Wallman (Mickey Lindstrom extra point)</TD></TR><TR><TD align=left bgColor=#d5dbe4>2Q: 13:22 LCK - Albert Clemons 46 field goal</TD></TR><TR><TD align=left bgColor=#dedfed>2Q: 04:28 CHA - Justin Horn 22 pass from Lincoln Wallman (Mickey Lindstrom extra point)</TD></TR><TR><TD align=left bgColor=#d5dbe4>2Q: 01:13 LCK - Jimmie Pritchard 4 run (Albert Clemons extra point)</TD></TR><TR><TD align=left bgColor=#d5dbe4>3Q: 10:41 LCK - Howie Swift 7 pass from Sammie Mueller (Albert Clemons extra point)</TD></TR><TR><TD align=left bgColor=#d5dbe4>4Q: 11:28 LCK - Robbie Robinson 2 pass from Sammie Mueller (Albert Clemons extra point)</TD></TR><TR><TD align=left bgColor=#d5dbe4>4Q: 07:20 LCK - Robbie Robinson 3 pass from Sammie Mueller (Albert Clemons extra point)</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></CENTER>

[Ramzavail]

Teabagged.