Guess why

[rkmsuf]

I was naked outside the other day. Guess why.

[Dr. Sak]

Naked Thursday?

[rkmsuf]

Naked Thursday?

negative but a good idea

[Kodos]

Chasing the sheep?

[Dr. Sak]

There is no shower outside so you weren't peeing.

Wait...was that the day Pumpy came over?

[Mizzou B-ball fan]

You wore biodegradable clothes in a monsoon?

[rkmsuf]

All quality guesses but no. Any you can rule out anything to do with a collie being loose in the neighborhood.

[Dr. Sak]

You were masturbating...the collie ripped one of your balls out and took off with it. You ran to catch it?

[MikeVic]

You had no clean clothes and were picking up your hanging laundry from the backyard.

[rkmsuf]

You were masturbating...the collie ripped one of your balls out and took out with it. You ran to catch it?

who masturbates without a shirt on?

You had no clean clothes and were picking up your hanging laundry from the backyard.

No....hint I wasn't naked when I entered the outdoor area

[JeeberD]

Naked weed wacking!

[Dr. Sak]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/51/Coppertone.jpg/180px-Coppertone.jpg

[rkmsuf]

Naked weed wacking!

that sounds dangerous

[flere-imsaho]

Bees.

[Mizzou B-ball fan]

The 'Girls of Hawaiian Tropic' tour bus drove by your home.

[rkmsuf]

Bees.

creative but no

[rkmsuf]

The 'Girls of Hawaiian Tropic' tour bus drove by your home.

no but I will ocassionally get naked for the ice cream truck

[JeeberD]

Smurfs Gone Wild shoot?

[rkmsuf]

Smurfs Gone Wild shoot?

kind of

[RomaGoth]

You fell out of the window in your Naked Room?

[Dr. Sak]

Orgy or Naked Freeze tag

[Fidatelo]

skinny dipping?

[rkmsuf]

no orgy. i'd need a mustache for that.

there were two people present including myself though

[rkmsuf]

skinny dipping?


ah, very good. sexy time in the pool.

bow-chicka-bow-wow

[Dr. Sak]

Tell him what he's won Johnny!

[rkmsuf]

Tell him what he's won Johnny!

complimentary sexy time with me in the pool

[Dr. Sak]

complimentary sexy time with me in the pool

http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper873/stills/wc8x2j84.jpg

[rkmsuf]

very nice depending upon your tastes

[Kodos]

You're going to have to drain the pool like in Caddyshack now.

[Dr. Sak]

He didn't dookie in the pool. The chlorine probably killed the semen.

[MikeVic]

Were two other dudes with you?

[rkmsuf]

You're going to have to drain the pool like in Caddyshack now.

technically I bukakked myself by diving in the pool after

[rkmsuf]

Were two other dudes with you?

that's not how it works over here, sally

[JeeberD]

ah, very good. sexy time in the pool.

bow-chicka-bow-wow

Dammit, that was my first guess but thought that was way too obvious...

[rkmsuf]

THERE WAS NO SHRINKAGE

[RomaGoth]

THERE WAS NO SHRINKAGE

Ok George.

[MikeVic]

You have a pool in your yard?

[digamma]

You were at a gay nudist camp in northern Arkansas?

[Dr. Sak]

You have a pool in your yard?

The Cement Pond.

[Greyroofoo]

THERE WAS NO SHRINKAGE

is any shrinkage really necessary?

[RendeR]

From what Pumpy was saying even if there were shrinkage, he wouldn't have noticed....

[Crim]

I got to the thread too late. My guess was he was bangin the shit out of a patio table. Unless his SO is a patio table, and he threw it into the pool for some underwater carnal action, my guess was apparently incorrect.

[TCY Junkie]

I got to the thread too late. My guess was he was bangin the shit out of a patio table. Unless his SO is a patio table, and he threw it into the pool for some underwater carnal action, my guess was apparently incorrect.

I thought some aunts were involved.

[Chief Rum]

I was naked outside the other day. Guess why.

Was it that...

...you were taking a bath, went to get the paper, fell down, and the door slammed behind you and the doorknob broke off?

Don't worry, Lester and Eliza will save you.

[Schmidty]

Because you wanted an excuse to create a post about why you were naked outside?

[lighthousekeeper]

technically I bukakked myself by diving in the pool after

hey, take it to the TMI thread.

[Pumpy Tudors]

I was naked in the Bellagio fountain tonight, but only you people know it. Keep it a secret.

[Lathum]

who masturbates without a shirt on?



me, I have a very powerfull release and don't want to mess any of my clothes up.

[rkmsuf]

You have a pool in your yard?

Pool and a pond. Pond would be good for you.

[rkmsuf]

me, I have a very powerfull release and don't want to mess any of my clothes up.

the phrase "powerful release" is underused on this planet

[RendeR]

Ok this thread is starting to deliver, but smurf, i'm getting bored, kick it up a notch.

[rkmsuf]

Ok this thread is starting to deliver, but smurf, i'm getting bored, kick it up a notch.

Normally my nudity is more than enough to provide ample excitement.

You are a tough nut.

[RendeR]

Oh come on now, I've seen subby take it in the ass from pumpy too many times, mere nudity simply doesn't get me going anymore,

[RomaGoth]

Normally my nudity is more than enough to provide ample excitement.

You are a tough nut.

You only have one nut?

[Pumpy Tudors]

HAY GUYS I'M HERE TO GIVE IT TO SUBBY IN THE ASS!!! IS HE AVAILABLE???

[rkmsuf]

HAY GUYS I'M HERE TO GIVE IT TO SUBBY IN THE ASS!!! IS HE AVAILABLE???

Give what to him?