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Mustang
07-22-2008, 10:08 PM
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PROVIDENCE, R.I. - State police say they arrested a man early Tuesday whose blood alcohol level was 0.491 percent — the highest ever recorded in Rhode Island for someone who wasn't dead.

Stanley Kobierowski was taken to a hospital, put in the detoxification unit and sedated, said Maj. Steven O'Donnell. He was arraigned Tuesday on charges of driving while intoxicated and resisting arrest, and he was released after promising to appear Friday at a court hearing.

"The person's lucky they survived," O'Donnell said. "There's no doubt he would have gotten killed or killed someone if he had continued on the route he was taking."

A phone listing for Kobierowski could not be found, and he did not have a lawyer in court Tuesday.

Kobierowski, 34, of North Providence, was arrested after he drove into a highway message board on Interstate 95 in Providence, O'Donnell said.

After police arrived, Kobierowski had trouble getting out of the car, then grabbed it and refused to move, forcing troopers to carry him to the breakdown lane before taking him back to their barracks, O'Donnell said.

A breath test showed blood alcohol readings of 0.489 percent, followed by 0.491, O'Donnell said, the highest readings state officials could remember for someone who didn't end up dead.

The legal limit in Rhode Island is 0.08. A level of 0.30 is classified as stupor, 0.4 is comatose and 0.5 is considered fatal, according to the health department.

DanGarion
07-22-2008, 10:09 PM
Is that .491 gigawatts?

Shkspr
07-22-2008, 10:10 PM
at .491, that would be more of a Jim Ignatowski voice, wouldn't it?

Mustang
07-22-2008, 10:12 PM
at .491, that would be more of a Jim Ignatowski voice, wouldn't it?

heh.. I was just imagining someone's reaction to being told .491 percent...

Noop
07-22-2008, 10:15 PM
If I had to guess was it a fat guy?

Greyroofoo
07-22-2008, 10:18 PM
someone buy that man a beer!

molson
07-22-2008, 10:20 PM
If I had to guess was it a fat guy?

More likely he was very thin to pull something like that off.

molson
07-22-2008, 10:23 PM
This was early AM - let's say he was drinking for 6 hours before this. To get to .491 in 6 hours a 180 pound man would have to drink either:

-26 beers
-10 Martinis
-26 Rum and Cokes
-10 Long Island Iced Teas

http://bloodalcoholcalculator.org/

JeeberD
07-22-2008, 10:27 PM
Ten martinis or ten LITs in six hours? SO totally doable...

JeeberD
07-22-2008, 10:27 PM
Of course, I weigh just slightly more than 180...

molson
07-22-2008, 10:29 PM
Ten martinis or ten LITs in six hours? SO totally doable...

Ya, that actually seems low - maybe that site's off.

SackAttack
07-22-2008, 10:30 PM
I'm 225. According to that site, 11 Vodka + Cranberry, 11 beers, and 11 rum + cokes would get me up to a .494 in 6 hours.

Thing is, I don't think I'd get half that far and still be awake.

fantom1979
07-22-2008, 11:12 PM
Thing is, I don't think I'd get half that far and still be awake.

It told me that I would have to drink 31 beers in 6 hours to reach that level. I am pretty sure I would be passed out or throwing up way before I hit that level.

JeeberD
07-22-2008, 11:17 PM
After playing with it for a while, I say that entire site is total bullshit.

SackAttack
07-23-2008, 02:59 AM
It told me that I would have to drink 31 beers in 6 hours to reach that level. I am pretty sure I would be passed out or throwing up way before I hit that level.

Which kind of puts in perspective just how incredible this guy's achievement is, huh?

Pyser
07-23-2008, 03:19 AM
wait wait wait

he drove into a highway message board on i95?

what the fuck is that??

SackAttack
07-23-2008, 03:41 AM
wait wait wait

he drove into a highway message board on i95?

what the fuck is that??

Well, either the FOFC servers are on I-95, or else somebody meant "billboard" but couldn't come up with the word.

"You know...it's that...board. The one with the advertising messages on it?"

"Message board?"

"YES! THAT'S IT!"

B & B
07-23-2008, 07:51 AM
There's a ~90% chance the billboard was either Cracker Barrel or Cafe Risque.

Kodos
07-23-2008, 08:37 AM
**pins to messageboard**

Maple Leafs
07-23-2008, 08:39 AM
You know he feels bad? The girl who hit on him at the end of the night that he turned down.

JeeberD
07-23-2008, 09:48 AM
I'm thinking that a "highway message board" is one of those electronic signs that gives construction info, etc...

Sun Tzu
07-23-2008, 10:03 AM
.491? Nap Lajoie eat your heart out.