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Antmeister
07-24-2008, 04:13 AM
Let's see.....on July 24th sometime in the mid 70's, a baby girl was unleashed on the mean streets of East Los Angeles. Or what she fondly calls East Los, which usually comes with a Spanish accent and some odd gang sign. Somehow and some time in 1994 we decided to "hook up", as the kids called it, and later "scammed". But this wouldn't have occurred if she didn't wear the sexy overalls on some group trip going to the "Price is Right" in a studio in Burbank...
http://www.almarks.com/images/bday2.jpg

For some reason a number of women in East Los wore overalls during that time so I had good selection to choose from, but I believe I chose the right brand. Well fast forward a year later (1995) and we somehow decide that it would be cool to move in with each other. That is when I knew true evil, but somehow we weathered those storms and always ended a bad argument with a smile a day or so later...
http://www.almarks.com/images/bday1.jpg

14 years and 2 kids later, it seemed to have worked out. So here's to you birthday girl! ¡Feliz cumpleaños a tí, mi bonboncita!

Neon_Chaos
07-24-2008, 04:31 AM
Happy birthday! :lol:

Schmidty
07-24-2008, 04:43 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cartman
07-24-2008, 05:41 AM
w00t! Happy Birthday, Lorena!

JeeberD
07-24-2008, 06:16 AM
Awesome pic. Happy birthday!

Alan T
07-24-2008, 06:17 AM
Happy Birthday! She still in the penalty box? :)



Its funny, my wife also does some funny hand signal and usually says "West Side" in some spanish accent as I was born in Georgia and am obviously from the rival "East Side" I was once told!

Groundhog
07-24-2008, 06:38 AM
Happy B'Day Lorena!

MacroGuru
07-24-2008, 06:45 AM
Happy Birthday!

JPhillips
07-24-2008, 07:25 AM
Happy Bday.

Raiders Army
07-24-2008, 07:36 AM
Happy Birthday! One year older!

flere-imsaho
07-24-2008, 08:03 AM
Happy Birthday!

Eaglesfan27
07-24-2008, 08:22 AM
Happy Birthday Lorena!

MikeVic
07-24-2008, 08:31 AM
Happy birthday! Nice writeup.
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/nom-nom-nom.jpg

Izulde
07-24-2008, 08:37 AM
Happy Birthday! :)

Great writeup, Ant.

Fidatelo
07-24-2008, 08:55 AM
Happy birthday!

oliegirl
07-24-2008, 09:16 AM
Happy Birthday Lorena!!!!

RomaGoth
07-24-2008, 09:21 AM
Happy B-Day Lorena! Another year younger eh?

Antmeister
07-24-2008, 09:31 AM
Happy Birthday! She still in the penalty box? :)



Its funny, my wife also does some funny hand signal and usually says "West Side" in some spanish accent as I was born in Georgia and am obviously from the rival "East Side" I was once told!

I believe she will be out of the penalty box at 2pm today.

Pumpy Tudors
07-24-2008, 10:44 AM
HAPPY BIRFDAY!!!

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
07-24-2008, 10:49 AM
Happy Birthday lady!

And uh, don't be hating on those overalls. I still proudly own a pair or two. Shortalls even. :D

oliegirl
07-24-2008, 11:18 AM
Happy Birthday lady!

And uh, don't be hating on those overalls. I still proudly own a pair or two. Shortalls even. :D

It's too bad we can't see the bottom of them to confirm that they were "tight rolled" (I know there was another word for this b/c Lorena and I have discussed it but I can't remember what it was) :)

duckman
07-24-2008, 11:19 AM
Happy Birthday!

path12
07-24-2008, 11:19 AM
A Leo. I should have guessed. :) Happy birthday, pal!

JediKooter
07-24-2008, 11:25 AM
Happy birthday you So. Cal trouble maker!!!

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
07-24-2008, 11:25 AM
It's too bad we can't see the bottom of them to confirm that they were "tight rolled" (I know there was another word for this b/c Lorena and I have discussed it but I can't remember what it was) :)

Would the word you're searching for be 'pegged'? Where you fold over the bottom of the pants...then roll them up three times?

:)

Subby
07-24-2008, 11:33 AM
Happy birthday, rule breaker ;)

JediKooter
07-24-2008, 11:35 AM
Mr. Tomlinson has a birthday greeting for you...

Sun Tzu
07-24-2008, 11:40 AM
Happy happy birthday!

hukarez
07-24-2008, 12:05 PM
Happy Berfday!

oliegirl
07-24-2008, 12:43 PM
Would the word you're searching for be 'pegged'? Where you fold over the bottom of the pants...then roll them up three times?

:)

That might be it...here in the South we called it tight rolled...but same thing. Man, those were some great fashion trends! LOL

TCY Junkie
07-24-2008, 12:43 PM
Why don't you go to the HA thread and bash on TCYJ. It is your birthday and I don't see why we both can't have a great day.

RomaGoth
07-24-2008, 12:48 PM
Why don't you go to the HA thread and bash on TCYJ. It is your birthday and I don't see why we both can't have a great day.

I have decided that I am going to follow TCY Junkie around and say "what". I must admit that I am fascinated.

BTW, how old are you today Lorena? Your picture makes you look not a day older than 15...:p

korme
07-24-2008, 12:54 PM
happy bday DC!!!!!!!!!! Your so wise now!!!

TCY Junkie
07-24-2008, 01:07 PM
I have decided that I am going to follow TCY Junkie around and say "what". I must admit that I am fascinated.


That fuddruckers guy last Sunday said I had an awesome credit card, does it even matter how awesome it is? I even took my Dad with me and still I get all this attention. I can't go anywhere without my parents and not have my close ripped by the time I get home. Pretty good for a guy that has no home to come home to.

Happy Birthday again

bulletsponge
07-24-2008, 01:08 PM
Happy Birthday DC http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/party/party0007.gif (http://www.mysmiley.net)

cartman
07-24-2008, 01:10 PM
So, Lorena, have you asked Ant how come you only got a couple of pics from him in your b-day thread, yet I got a whole song in my b-day thread?

:D

RomaGoth
07-24-2008, 01:10 PM
That fuddruckers guy last Sunday said I had an awesome credit card, does it even matter how awesome it is? I even took my Dad with me and still I get all this attention. I can't go anywhere without my parents and not have my close ripped by the time I get home. Pretty good for a guy that has no home to come home to.

Happy Birthday again

what

oliegirl
07-24-2008, 01:13 PM
what

I'm glad I'm not the only one that had that thought after reading TCY's post.

Antmeister
07-24-2008, 01:21 PM
That fuddruckers guy last Sunday said I had an awesome credit card, does it even matter how awesome it is? I even took my Dad with me and still I get all this attention. I can't go anywhere without my parents and not have my close ripped by the time I get home. Pretty good for a guy that has no home to come home to.

Happy Birthday again


Oh now I get it. TCY are your initials and you are a junkie. :D
She says, "Uh......thanks....I think."

RomaGoth
07-24-2008, 01:25 PM
That fuddruckers guy last Sunday said I had an awesome credit card, does it even matter how awesome it is?

It pays to Discover.

st.cronin
07-24-2008, 01:31 PM
Happy Birthday? Will there be an "out of the penalty box party?"

Antmeister
07-24-2008, 01:34 PM
So, Lorena, have you asked Ant how come you only got a couple of pics from him in your b-day thread, yet I got a whole song in my b-day thread?

:D

Thanks for bringing that up sir. Really....one big f'n thanks. :(

cartman
07-24-2008, 02:01 PM
Thanks for bringing that up sir. Really....one big f'n thanks. :(

Oops...

http://www.thegreatcornholio.com/images/cartman_in_trouble.jpg

PackerFanatic
07-24-2008, 02:12 PM
Happy birthday!

Karlifornia
07-24-2008, 02:51 PM
Happy birthday chaparita

Pumpy Tudors
07-24-2008, 03:09 PM
Those pictures of Lorena and Ant are hot.

SnDvls
07-24-2008, 04:22 PM
happy birthday

Lathum
07-24-2008, 04:32 PM
happy b-day!! from MM also!

Noop
07-24-2008, 04:37 PM
Happy Birthday.

P.S. Why would someone refer to her as a hussie which is a pretty negative name.

Icy
07-24-2008, 05:06 PM
Feliz cumpleaños Lorena, que tengas un buen dia :)

Lathum
07-24-2008, 05:28 PM
Happy Birthday.

P.S. Why would someone refer to her as a hussie which is a pretty negative name.

Pretty sure it's because she like being called a c**t even less

Fuckin' Gamespy Man - Front Office Football Central (http://operationsports.com/fofc/showthread.php?t=64627&highlight=cunt+joke)

Axxon
07-24-2008, 06:18 PM
Happy birthday Lorena.

Dr. Sak
07-24-2008, 06:20 PM
Happy Birthday Lorena!

gkb
07-24-2008, 06:34 PM
Happy Birthday!

Lorena
07-24-2008, 06:45 PM
Wow, thanks for the wishes everyone!!!


http://www.almarks.com/images/bday2.jpg


Antmeister and I signed up to go to "The New Price Is Right" back in 1994. The real super cool thing was, that our Resident Advisor was actually chosen as a contestant so of course everyone was ecstatic, but that's where it ended because the guy was awful! He ended up bidding like $20,000 over and the crowd kept telling him to go lower but he didn't budge. So anyway, after his reaction someone yelled "cut" and I guess a camera guy messed up because they had to re-take his reaction so he had to "act" disappointed a second time.

At the end of the show, they called us all on the stage where Doug Davidson (from The Young and the Restless) was the host and I was so excited to be on tv that I started jumping up and down, trying to stand out in the crowd of about a hundred students (I was in the back) . I was so excited, looking for the camera that I didn't' realize Doug Davidson was right next to me and I stepped on his foot! Hahaha, I was so embarrassed that I apologized profusely. He was cool about it and said, "Hey, don't worry about it!" I noticed they were still filming so I kept jumping up and down. See, ya'll gotta realize I'm a short 5'2" and I had to stand out!!! Hahaha good times :D

Doug Davidson from The Young and the Restless and "The New Price is Right", which aired from September 12, 1994 to January 27, 1995:

http://www.tpir.tv/newprice/doug.JPG

Lorena
07-24-2008, 07:06 PM
It's too bad we can't see the bottom of them to confirm that they were "tight rolled" (I know there was another word for this b/c Lorena and I have discussed it but I can't remember what it was) :)

Hahaha, yeah but I think we were talking about ruffling our socks like this:

http://jin-global-co.com/images/slouch.jpg

truth be told I still do it! I used to "tight roll" my pants but I'm not sure if I did it with those overalls.

A Leo. I should have guessed. :) Happy birthday, pal!

lol, yeah, what gave it away?

Mr. Tomlinson has a birthday greeting for you...

Hahaha, thanks, I luv that pic :)

I have decided that I am going to follow TCY Junkie around and say "what". I must admit that I am fascinated.

BTW, how old are you today Lorena? Your picture makes you look not a day older than 15...:p

I'm 34 years young but I still feel like I'm in my mid 20's.

So, Lorena, have you asked Ant how come you only got a couple of pics from him in your b-day thread, yet I got a whole song in my b-day thread?

:D

Hey you know what? I hadn't thought about it 'til you brought it up.. jeez, wtf?!!

No but seriously, he makes up for it in other ways like getting a kick ass printer for my pictures.

Happy Birthday? Will there be an "out of the penalty box party?"

Ooh yeah!! How about party at your place? I know how to get there :p

Those pictures of Lorena and Ant are hot.

Not hotter than how you looked when you showed up at my door this morning

http://www.almarks.com/lorena/pumpy-bikini%20copy.jpg

SFL Cat
07-24-2008, 07:09 PM
Ugh...please, I just ate.

RomaGoth
07-24-2008, 07:29 PM
Hahaha, yeah but I think we were talking about ruffling our socks like this:

http://jin-global-co.com/images/slouch.jpg

truth be told I still do it! I used to "tight roll" my pants but I'm not sure if I did it with those overalls.



lol, yeah, what gave it away?



Hahaha, thanks, I luv that pic :)



I'm 34 years young but I still feel like I'm in my mid 20's.



Hey you know what? I hadn't thought about it 'til you brought it up.. jeez, wtf?!!

No but seriously, he makes up for it in other ways like getting a kick ass printer for my pictures.



Ooh yeah!! How about party at your place? I know how to get there :p



Not hotter than how you looked when you showed up at my door this morning

http://www.almarks.com/lorena/pumpy-bikini%20copy.jpg

I like how Pumpy wore a white shoulder cover and a green stretch swimsuit to the beach. Mix n' match, mix n' match.

ISiddiqui
07-24-2008, 07:30 PM
Happy birthday!!!

Mrs. Schmidty
07-24-2008, 07:30 PM
It's too bad we can't see the bottom of them to confirm that they were "tight rolled" (I know there was another word for this b/c Lorena and I have discussed it but I can't remember what it was) :)

pegged :)


Happy Birthday Lorena!! :) Nice job Anthony, that was sweet! :D

TCY Junkie
07-24-2008, 07:34 PM
what

You brought it up. I just realized your not the only one fascinated with me.
The guys in the HA thread were dreaming, comparing me and Pumpy. So I did a little dreaming too. They even compared me to a homeless guy. Thanks, the only homeless guy I've talked to really appreciated me putting the donuts on top of the trash instead of in the trash.

It's a Visa card that looks badass, but only girls have made comments on it before. Maybe I should go sit down and let my dad pay.(If you want to add a comment about my mental health you have to delete this.)

Oh now I get it. TCY are your initials and you are a junkie. :D
She says, "Uh......thanks....I think."

No, I already gave you my name. I know you like me or you wouldn't of had me dropkicked.

Lorena the first thing I post on this forum that was entertaining you said was great. Now that the majority of the last 150 posts have been entertaining myself you say I fail. Do I always have to entertain you, if so look over my Ignorance?

Three is my lucky number so have great rest of the day.

oliegirl
07-24-2008, 07:43 PM
Ah yes, the "scrunching" vs. "ruffling" conversation...I remember! Ugh...flashbacks to tight rolled jeans, spider bangs, and big hair bows. But damn we looked hot back then!!!! ;)

RendeR
07-24-2008, 07:55 PM
Happy Birthday darlin, hope you have a fantastic year!

miami_fan
07-24-2008, 08:09 PM
Happy Birthday!

EagleFan
07-24-2008, 08:21 PM
Happy Birthday!!!

Buccaneer
07-24-2008, 08:22 PM
+65

HB!

path12
07-24-2008, 08:55 PM
lol, yeah, what gave it away?

Ms.Path is also a Leo. There are similarities. Particularly in temper. :D

BYU 14
07-24-2008, 09:19 PM
Happy Birthday to my favorite post hussie ever :thumbsup:

terpkristin
07-25-2008, 04:55 PM
Happy belated birthday. :) This work thing is kicking my butt right now, I'm missing out on all this important stuff going on at FOFC! ;)

Hope you had a great one! :)

/tk

Lorena
07-26-2008, 06:41 PM
Thank you all for the birthday wishes, I never expected this to go 2 pages!

SunDevil
07-27-2008, 04:08 AM
So wait. Is that Pumpy sitting on the bench?

Schmidty
07-27-2008, 04:42 AM
U R POPULR!1!