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12-11-2008, 09:53 AM
Dating 101: How to Say "I Love You" Without Uttering a Word -- Yahoo! Personals (http://dating.personals.yahoo.com/singles/relationships/24164/dating-101-how-to-say-i-love-you-without-uttering-a-word)
1. Stop off on your way home from work: Pick up your sweetheart's favorite "thing." Maybe it's a special steak you had the local butcher prepare, case of beer we used to drink before you got all hoighty toighty, a new Playboy or MAXIM, a movie he wants to watch without thinking about what movie you want to see and if it has any sort of romantic crap in it than why dont you forget about this as you failed to grasp this idea, instead anything from the local Adult gift shop sh/would work. How about the laundry he is always picking up, perhaps you could pick it up for once. Do not make a big deal of this little "love token" or the crap you had to deal with at work today or the gossip between you and the girls or what happened on 'Brothers and Sisters', instead leave it somewhere in the house where he/she will soon find it, like on a plate in the kitchen, on the DVD player, hung up in the closet, or on the phone with one of your girlfriends in a room where he cant fucking hear you.
2. Throw that secret look: Send a smile or smirk that only the two of you understand but dont be pissed off when we have no idea what that constipated look on your face means. No words need to accompany it however we get a complete and total pass for not reading your fucking mind. Maybe it is a wink or nod or other signal the two of you have established that means, "I love you." but remember, just because you think it was established does not mean it was ever established at all, so weigh on the side of cutting us some slack. Sending it to your lover when it is most unexpected, gesticulates tremendous warmth and affection however be sure that you're not doing this while the game is on or else youre not really trying to be cute, you're trying to be a bitch. In all its silence, this beacon of love can end an argument, set up a soon-to-be intimate encounter or just remind your partner you are thinking special thoughts about them right in the middle of, well, nothing in particular however be sure that you let us win the argument and say it out loud.
3. Slip a supportive note or affirmation in his jacket pocket: Though it may be days or weeks before he/she finds and sees it. No need to ask, "Did you get my note?" Just let your mate come upon it randomly. When your mate does, the impact will be stupendous! Good locations for this note would be in a packed lunch you made for us, a newly clean car, or in a bag of groceries you brought home and be sure to call him a 'mate' and see what kind of reaction that gets ya.
4. Demonstrate that you are trying to correct that annoying habit: Make an obvious effort to stop/start doing it. That could include picking up his dirty socks to cleaning his empty coffee cups off the center console of the car or tossing his empty beer cans. Do not say, "See, I'm working on that." Your actions will speak for themselves in the fact that we dont have to do it or wish we were with someone who did.
5. Send one of those "just because" or "it made me think of you" cards or books: Send one that has a message in it that only the two of you would get -- an affectionate or humorous one -- that reminds them you would not want to belong to anyone else. Shhh, do not mention it. By sending it, you have said it all and please dont whine when he is too busy in the day at work trying to make a living to keep a roof over your heads that he doesn't immediately drop everything to call you just so you can be affirmed. The world doesn't revolve around you.
6. Do a good deed for your partner: One they know you typically avoid taking on and expect them to do instead (see 4). This might be taking out the trash, cleaning up after dinner, making the kids' lunches, running to the grocery store, etc. Knowing that you did the chore or task he/she knows you generally dislike can speak volumes of how you feel about him/her. Swallow.
7. Post your anniversary date in a place where your mate will see it: Whether it is on the bathroom mirror, the refrigerator door, inside the checkbook or day planner or on their dashboard. Next to it, write, "Best day of my life." No need to say "I love you," you just did. This needs to be done more than once throughout the year otherwise you needn't be surprised when it is forgotten. The window for this is about a week + or - 7 days.
8. Extend a gentle touch at least once a day: Not as a request for intimacy, but as a gesture of warmth and respect; a blowjob is a good way to meet this. A slight and tender stroke across his/her shoulder or a few soft fingertips across the cheek can speak loudly and clearly however a blowjob without whining about reciprocation is truly what this calls for.
It's time for you to make your list. When you can, add to it. Be creative. No matter how spectacular you currently believe your relationship to be, notice how much more rich it becomes.
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1. Stop off on your way home from work: Pick up your sweetheart's favorite "thing." Maybe it's a special steak you had the local butcher prepare, case of beer we used to drink before you got all hoighty toighty, a new Playboy or MAXIM, a movie he wants to watch without thinking about what movie you want to see and if it has any sort of romantic crap in it than why dont you forget about this as you failed to grasp this idea, instead anything from the local Adult gift shop sh/would work. How about the laundry he is always picking up, perhaps you could pick it up for once. Do not make a big deal of this little "love token" or the crap you had to deal with at work today or the gossip between you and the girls or what happened on 'Brothers and Sisters', instead leave it somewhere in the house where he/she will soon find it, like on a plate in the kitchen, on the DVD player, hung up in the closet, or on the phone with one of your girlfriends in a room where he cant fucking hear you.
2. Throw that secret look: Send a smile or smirk that only the two of you understand but dont be pissed off when we have no idea what that constipated look on your face means. No words need to accompany it however we get a complete and total pass for not reading your fucking mind. Maybe it is a wink or nod or other signal the two of you have established that means, "I love you." but remember, just because you think it was established does not mean it was ever established at all, so weigh on the side of cutting us some slack. Sending it to your lover when it is most unexpected, gesticulates tremendous warmth and affection however be sure that you're not doing this while the game is on or else youre not really trying to be cute, you're trying to be a bitch. In all its silence, this beacon of love can end an argument, set up a soon-to-be intimate encounter or just remind your partner you are thinking special thoughts about them right in the middle of, well, nothing in particular however be sure that you let us win the argument and say it out loud.
3. Slip a supportive note or affirmation in his jacket pocket: Though it may be days or weeks before he/she finds and sees it. No need to ask, "Did you get my note?" Just let your mate come upon it randomly. When your mate does, the impact will be stupendous! Good locations for this note would be in a packed lunch you made for us, a newly clean car, or in a bag of groceries you brought home and be sure to call him a 'mate' and see what kind of reaction that gets ya.
4. Demonstrate that you are trying to correct that annoying habit: Make an obvious effort to stop/start doing it. That could include picking up his dirty socks to cleaning his empty coffee cups off the center console of the car or tossing his empty beer cans. Do not say, "See, I'm working on that." Your actions will speak for themselves in the fact that we dont have to do it or wish we were with someone who did.
5. Send one of those "just because" or "it made me think of you" cards or books: Send one that has a message in it that only the two of you would get -- an affectionate or humorous one -- that reminds them you would not want to belong to anyone else. Shhh, do not mention it. By sending it, you have said it all and please dont whine when he is too busy in the day at work trying to make a living to keep a roof over your heads that he doesn't immediately drop everything to call you just so you can be affirmed. The world doesn't revolve around you.
6. Do a good deed for your partner: One they know you typically avoid taking on and expect them to do instead (see 4). This might be taking out the trash, cleaning up after dinner, making the kids' lunches, running to the grocery store, etc. Knowing that you did the chore or task he/she knows you generally dislike can speak volumes of how you feel about him/her. Swallow.
7. Post your anniversary date in a place where your mate will see it: Whether it is on the bathroom mirror, the refrigerator door, inside the checkbook or day planner or on their dashboard. Next to it, write, "Best day of my life." No need to say "I love you," you just did. This needs to be done more than once throughout the year otherwise you needn't be surprised when it is forgotten. The window for this is about a week + or - 7 days.
8. Extend a gentle touch at least once a day: Not as a request for intimacy, but as a gesture of warmth and respect; a blowjob is a good way to meet this. A slight and tender stroke across his/her shoulder or a few soft fingertips across the cheek can speak loudly and clearly however a blowjob without whining about reciprocation is truly what this calls for.
It's time for you to make your list. When you can, add to it. Be creative. No matter how spectacular you currently believe your relationship to be, notice how much more rich it becomes.
Want to read more articles from Hitched? Check out hitchedmag.com