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bamcgee
04-03-2003, 03:24 PM
Jennifer Garner is single again!

While I'm not one to trounce on another man's misfortune, I would just like to say, "Scott Foley, thank you. " and "What the hell were you thinking?"

Now, where is she so I can ask her out? Every good break up needs a rebound.

http://sfgate.com/columnists/dailydish/

Bee
04-03-2003, 03:26 PM
Looks like Blackie can move right in... :D

Anrhydeddu
04-03-2003, 03:37 PM
Never seen her before but I took a look at a few pix of her. She has a nice face (if a little too thin and boney), really nice hair and eyes but...those lips are the ugliest looking things this side of Julia Roberts. Really distracts from the face. But at least she probably has a better walk than Roberts.

:)

Ksyrup
04-03-2003, 03:47 PM
I don't see what's so hot about her. For the first season of Alias, which we didn't watch, my wife and I were sure she was the same chick who plays on CSI. The ugly one. Nice body, but I'm not too fond of the face.

Lazy Eye
04-03-2003, 03:51 PM
Butter Face

Draft Dodger
04-03-2003, 03:57 PM
I think Kysrup and Buc..er..hydedu, two of our most prolific members...need to be BOOTED OUT.

Draft Dodger
04-03-2003, 03:58 PM
just saw the next news story - Reese Witherspoon is pregnant again.

I don't know why that depresses me. But it does.

Anrhydeddu
04-03-2003, 04:10 PM
Now if someone would to mention Nicole Kidman in this thread, then we would complete the foursome of the most ugliest "beautiful woman/hot chick" celebrities:
Julia Roberts (ugliest lips and walk in Hollywood)
Reese Witherspoon (way, way too much gum)
Nicole Kidman (ultimate pasty-face blonde or Casper-lookalike)
Jennifer Garner (the best of the bunch but still with ugly lips)

:)

heybrad
04-03-2003, 04:11 PM
I'd still do her in the butt.

SplitPersonality1
04-03-2003, 04:34 PM
uh heybrad


Edit: Why does my one and only "heybrad" have to come on the heels of "I'd still do her in the butt"

:sigh:

Buzzbee
04-03-2003, 04:40 PM
Originally posted by Anrhydeddu

Julia Roberts (ugliest lips and walk in Hollywood)

Bet you wouldn't think those lips were ugly if they were wrapped around your little johnson. :eek:

WSUCougar
04-03-2003, 04:42 PM
Originally posted by Anrhydeddu
Now if someone would to mention Nicole Kidman in this thread, then we would complete the foursome of the most ugliest "beautiful woman/hot chick" celebrities:
Nicole Kidman (ultimate pasty-face blonde or Casper-lookalike)

Dem's fightin' words, Muchacho! :mad:

detroit_fan
04-03-2003, 04:42 PM
lips? You don't like her lips... :)

Anrhydeddu
04-03-2003, 04:43 PM
No wonder she gets the good roles, probably the only place for her (not with me though, that ain't allowed).

Anrhydeddu
04-03-2003, 05:01 PM
Coug, we've been around this before.

Rule #1: Blondes (esp. with the complexion of Casper) should not be wearing Bozo the Clown makeup.

Rule #2: No one should go out in public looking like this.

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/1395/th-NicoleKidm_Grani_405728_400.jpg

or like this

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/0245-69t/th-cruiset2.m%26k

:)

Swaggs
04-03-2003, 05:40 PM
Originally posted by Anrhydeddu
Now if someone would to mention Nicole Kidman in this thread, then we would complete the foursome of the most ugliest "beautiful woman/hot chick" celebrities:
Julia Roberts (ugliest lips and walk in Hollywood)
Reese Witherspoon (way, way too much gum)
Nicole Kidman (ultimate pasty-face blonde or Casper-lookalike)
Jennifer Garner (the best of the bunch but still with ugly lips)

:)

This is so right on.

Pyser
04-03-2003, 06:56 PM
you guys are crazy. garner is hot as hell, kidman is a classic beauty, and roberts is funny looking when you look at each feature individually, but it all works when you look at her as a whole.

reese can get knocked up as many times as she wants. she was good in overnight delivery though.

Craptacular
04-03-2003, 07:10 PM
There was a poll on Page 2 (?) the other day when this story broke. It asked who should she date next? At the time I saw it, the results showed about 75% for "me".

tucker342
04-03-2003, 07:22 PM
Witherspoon, and Garner are hot, the other two are okay.

Neuqua
04-03-2003, 08:06 PM
Originally posted by Craptacular
There was a poll on Page 2 (?) the other day when this story broke. It asked who should she date next? At the time I saw it, the results showed about 75% for "me".

Craptacular was an option? You would think they'd vote for themselves. I'm just way too out of touch with reality these days.

Neuqua

Easy Mac
04-03-2003, 08:54 PM
There is a reason God invented doggystyle.

Abe Sargent
04-04-2003, 01:03 AM
Went to High School with her. Nothing that special, to be honest. Nice, a bit ditzy, athletic, definately a prep and hung out with the prep crowd. Sometimes acted like she was a bit better than others.

-Anxiety

CHEMICAL SOLDIER
04-04-2003, 11:32 AM
Hmmm...looks like its time for Chem to move in on her and make some chemistry .

Fritz
04-04-2003, 11:38 AM
SAVE THE COLOSSAL SQUID!