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stevew
09-30-2009, 10:57 PM
Just curious. Poll will be anonymous.
Glengoyne
09-30-2009, 10:58 PM
So will the last option be
"I can't take my hand off of my trout to vote"?
Groundhog
09-30-2009, 11:09 PM
More than I should, I guess. I'm on a self-prescribed pr0n hiatus right now. 3 days so far.

Don't worry though, spankwire old girl, I'll be back...
Karlifornia
10-01-2009, 01:46 AM
I make a trip to slutload on most days. I used to like Redtube, but it's pretty much exclusively professional stuff. I like a little more on the amateur tilt nowadays. Plus, slutload has comments, and those are always a hoot.

"Fuck! Did you see those tits?! Wow!"

Yep..I saw those tits....saw every bit of 'em.
Cringer
10-01-2009, 02:42 AM
Does an animated scene between a gnome and a chick count as hardcore or softcore?

I have been with my wife for 13 years now, just had a second kid. I question if the kid is mine because I don't remember having sex that quarter of the year. Yes, I watch porn a few times a week, and those chicks are into me so it's fine.
Julio Riddols
10-01-2009, 03:09 AM
Working at CCBill, I get to sit here and be further and further jaded as I test usernames and passwords for grannygumjobs and balloon porn sites. After a while, I will probably have to see some sexual faces of death type shit to regain that original spark that porn and I had when I was about 15. (when a 20 second clip downloaded over an hour on a dialup connection was like gold to me)

Used to love it, but getting a super hot ass and intelligent girlfriend and working here has kind of killed all that. I lucked out.
flere-imsaho
10-01-2009, 08:37 AM
that original spark that porn and I had when I was about 15. (when a 20 second clip downloaded over an hour on a dialup connection was like gold to me)

Back when I first found porn on the internet, it was in USENET newsgroups, where you had to save the contents of several messages to text files (which took time), then had to stitch them together (also taking time) and in the end you got one picture.

What's available now simply blows the mind in comparison.
SteveMax58
10-01-2009, 08:39 AM
What's available now simply blows the mind in comparison.

Among other things, to be sure.
fantom1979
10-01-2009, 09:00 AM
I am not sure how to answer the poll.

I have porn running in VLC in the back round, I also have an open Firefox window to Redtube. Utorrent is currently running at full speed, and I have a playboy sitting on my desk.

Sorry, I will have to finish this post later, my life size Vivid blowup doll of Jenna Jameson is calling.
Radii
10-01-2009, 09:28 AM
I am not sure how to answer the poll.

I have porn running in VLC in the back round, I also have an open Firefox window to Redtube. Utorrent is currently running at full speed, and I have a playboy sitting on my desk.

Sorry, I will have to finish this post later, my life size Vivid blowup doll of Jenna Jameson is calling.


lightweight. Come back when you get a RealDoll, sheesh.
flere-imsaho
10-01-2009, 09:29 AM
Among other things, to be sure.

I expected that this would be the inevitable follow-up, and FOFC did not disappoint. :D
Mizzou B-ball fan
10-01-2009, 09:30 AM
Was there a reason that the poll option "Hermaphrodite pron only" was left out?
RainMaker
10-01-2009, 10:14 AM
If I had half the shit they have now online when I was a teenager, I'd have never left the house. I couldn't fathom hitting puberty these days with millions of videos available at your fingertips from your bedroom. Beats the old days of yanking the Sears catalog and turning to the lingerie section.
JediKooter
10-01-2009, 12:01 PM
You can have my porn when you pry it out of my cold dead kungfu griped hands.
thesloppy
10-01-2009, 12:16 PM
Back when I first found porn on the internet, it was in USENET newsgroups, where you had to save the contents of several messages to text files (which took time), then had to stitch them together (also taking time) and in the end you got one picture.



Mmmmmm, Uuencode.
flere-imsaho
10-01-2009, 12:19 PM
Yep, that was it.

Kids don't know how good they have it these days.
Autumn
10-01-2009, 12:32 PM
I really do wonder what a difference it will make on people, growing up with the Internet. It's hard to imagine what it would do having such super hardcore stuff so easily accessible to kids just starting to explore.
Airhog
10-01-2009, 12:54 PM
This poll is worthless without pics
Mustang
10-01-2009, 01:12 PM
Mmmmmm, Uuencode.

Wait a minute, I only see 1-60 and 62-75.. where in 61.. WHERE IS # 61?!?!? How the hell can I assemble without #61?!?!
Mustang
10-01-2009, 01:13 PM
lightweight. Come back when you get a RealDoll, sheesh.

Pretty bad that after I saw that comment, I wanted to say this.
DanGarion
10-01-2009, 02:22 PM
but getting a super hot ass and intelligent girlfriend

PIX PLS KTHNX!
Galaril
10-01-2009, 03:06 PM
Wait a minute, I only see 1-60 and 62-75.. where in 61.. WHERE IS # 61?!?!? How the hell can I assemble without #61?!?!

:lol:
Autumn
10-01-2009, 03:13 PM
Wait a minute, I only see 1-60 and 62-75.. where in 61.. WHERE IS # 61?!?!? How the hell can I assemble without #61?!?!

We certainly were less picky in those times. After doing all that work you were damn well going to appreciate that picture, whatever it was.
cthomer5000
10-01-2009, 04:20 PM
Wait a minute, I only see 1-60 and 62-75.. where in 61.. WHERE IS # 61?!?!? How the hell can I assemble without #61?!?!

Those were definitely the days man. The work I'd put in to download a still photo... damn.
RainMaker
10-01-2009, 04:22 PM
Fuck, I remember being in Junior High hitting the AOL private chats called GIF and trading pics.
stevew
10-01-2009, 04:23 PM
I remember in the early days that if you had a 256kb video card, your computer was worthless for pictures. However if you moved up to that 512 range(and I think 256 colors), new horizons opened to you.
stevew
10-01-2009, 04:25 PM
I really do wonder what a difference it will make on people, growing up with the Internet. It's hard to imagine what it would do having such super hardcore stuff so easily accessible to kids just starting to explore.

Yeah-

I put a lot of the locks in place for searches on the kids machines. But I do worry somewhat about my 10 year old hearing about Vanessa Hudgkins(sp) and her camera phone pics. And then for her searching them out, and maybe getting some pop ups from other much more hardcore stuff.
cthomer5000
10-01-2009, 04:34 PM
I'm actually having a hard time even remembering the first time I got my hands on downloaded video porn. I think sophomore year of college feels about right. 1998 or so.
Groundhog
10-01-2009, 06:18 PM
When I was about 14 I signed up to a BBS and lied about my age to get access to hardcore porn JPGS which blew my mind. Right up until the time the owner of the BBS called my house to offer me membership, spoke with my mother, and well... let's just say she wasn't too pleased. :)
Karlifornia
10-01-2009, 06:35 PM
I remember staying the night a buddies house when I was like 11 or 12, and looking at pix on his dialup AOL. I remember searching for "tyra banks naked". I remember the pictures buffering, and each time it got a little clearer, you'd be that much closer to finding out if you were going to see a nipple.

Also, we would put on the scrambled porn channels. My step-brother told me there was a trick where you could change the channels rapidly, and it would make the porn channel unscramble. I'm pretty sure I was duped, and I think I ruined some buttons on my remote.
SteveMax58
10-01-2009, 06:54 PM
Also, we would put on the scrambled porn channels. My step-brother told me there was a trick where you could change the channels rapidly, and it would make the porn channel unscramble. I'm pretty sure I was duped, and I think I ruined some buttons on my remote.

It was purely coincidental if it happened. Or he got one of those "moments of clarity" that would come in sometimes...but it had nothing to do with changing channels rapidly. He may have mixed up channel changing with something else he was doing, rapidly that is.:)
Autumn
10-01-2009, 07:47 PM
I was messing with our TV antenna the other day, trying to get a digital channel to come in and the way it came in and out, and the audio was scrambled, brought me right back to those days of watching scrambled Playboy and trying to make out anything on the screen.
Mustang
10-01-2009, 09:21 PM
When I was about 14 I signed up to a BBS and lied about my age to get access to hardcore porn JPGS which blew my mind. Right up until the time the owner of the BBS called my house to offer me membership, spoke with my mother, and well... let's just say she wasn't too pleased. :)

I downloaded some C-64 program when I was 11. Consisted of some dudes schlong plowing into a whisker biscuit. If you it the +, the action went faster, hit - and it slowed it down. Exciting stuff.
DanGarion
10-02-2009, 09:56 AM
It was purely coincidental if it happened. Or he got one of those "moments of clarity" that would come in sometimes...but it had nothing to do with changing channels rapidly. He may have mixed up channel changing with something else he was doing, rapidly that is.:)
Yeah he should of used some tinfoil...
DaddyTorgo
10-02-2009, 08:55 PM
I make a trip to slutload on most days. I used to like Redtube, but it's pretty much exclusively professional stuff. I like a little more on the amateur tilt nowadays. Plus, slutload has comments, and those are always a hoot.

"Fuck! Did you see those tits?! Wow!"

Yep..I saw those tits....saw every bit of 'em.

thanks for the tip!
JediKooter
10-03-2009, 01:45 AM
Damn it! I meant to pick trout...