Have you ever woken up and wondered how you smell so bad?

[DeToxRox]

I swear to God, I woke up today and have no idea where this funk came from, but it was there and it was powerful. Especially my fingers, which is odd because I don't recall every being formally introduced to Logan's mom.

Anyway, I showered after hitting the gym, and I am pretty sure I am not obese enough to break into a sweat after playing Modern Warfare 2. Add in the fact I just washed (well correction, my girlfriend washed) my comforter and sheets and I am stymied.

Anyone else?

[JediKooter]

...slowly backs out of the thread...

[ISiddiqui]

Uh....

[Mizzou B-ball fan]

DeToxRox = Mark Mangino

[Rizon]

Trout option?

[Lathum]

Nightfister, I've heard of this phenomenon but until now only thought it was a myth...

[Dr. Sak]

I swear to God, I woke up today and have no idea where this funk came from, but it was there and it was powerful. Especially my fingers, which is odd because I don't recall every being formally introduced to Logan's mom.

Anyway, I showered after hitting the gym, and I am pretty sure I am not obese enough to break into a sweat after playing Modern Warfare 2. Add in the fact I just washed (well correction, my girlfriend washed) my comforter and sheets and I am stymied.

Anyone else?

Maybe your girlfriend is pissed at you and threw something extra in the wash. Either that or if your washing machine is in a public place...someone pissed or shit in it.

[jbergey22]

What were you doing before you went to bed?

[jbergey22]

Nightfister, I've heard of this phenomenon but until now only thought it was a myth...

LOL

[lungs]

I have. Then I wiped my ass.

[stevew]

Sometimes my feet will smell so bad I'll want to leave them in the other room.

[Autumn]

I don't know why I'm bothering to make a serious comment, but it could be something you ate. Things like onions and garlic can come out in your sweat.

[clemsonfan]

I don't know why I'm bothering to make a serious comment, but it could be something you ate. Things like onions and garlic can come out in your sweat.


Exactly what I was thinking.

[Noop]

"He who goes to bed with an itchy bum, wakes up with a smelly thumb."

[Marc Vaughan]

I'm going with Noop's answer ... ;)

[Cringer]

There is nothing to question when you expect to smell bad. So, no.

[Karlifornia]

I always smell good because I wash my hands a lot, and that soap smell covers up the rest. Like, if I handle raw chicken, I'll go in the bathroom, shut the door, and wash my hands. Then I after I open the door back up, I'll go back and wash my hands. Then when I come out the bathroom, I'll go into the kitchen and give my hands a "not in the bathroom" washing. Then my roommate comes home, and I'm reminded that I should probably go and wash my hands to combat her unwashed hands...