I never knew Pumpy liked the old text adventure games

[cartman]

Here's an account of him playing one (might be NSFW in some circles)

hxxp://www.cracked.com/blog/revisiting-old-school-text-adventures-as-a-jaded-modern-gamer/

[Pumpy Tudors]

Story of my life.

[BishopMVP]

The best writer over there (imo) Funny Articles by Seanbaby | Cracked.com (http://www.cracked.com/blog/author/seanbaby)

Some of them, like 9 reasons Iraqis can't do jumping jacks, 5 Self-help fighting manuals you probably shouldn't listen to, and The most batshit-insane martial arts movie ever (about Ong Bak 2) had me laughing tears.

[dubb93]

The best writer over there (imo) Funny Articles by Seanbaby | Cracked.com (http://www.cracked.com/blog/author/seanbaby)

Some of them, like 9 reasons Iraqis can't do jumping jacks, 5 Self-help fighting manuals you probably shouldn't listen to, and The most batshit-insane martial arts movie ever (about Ong Bak 2) had me laughing tears.

Is that the same Seanbaby that wrote for Electronic Gaming Monthly? They had a guy named Seanbaby who wrote a monthly "Rest of the Crap" article and he basically reviewed and made fun of the worst of the worst games, games that didn't deserve to be reviewed AND didn't fall under the "non games" category.

[MrDNA]

Pretty sure it is. I think he may also have been involved with PixelPals? Hilarious guy.

[DanGarion]

Same Seanbaby of this site (one of my all time favorite comedic things on the intarwebs and from EGM)
http://www.seanbaby.com/super.htm