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CamEdwards
04-10-2003, 12:57 PM
The small Iraqi-American community here in Oklahoma City held a very low key celebration today.

I went out to talk with a few people.

I haven't been hugged by so many guys since the last time Fritz invited me over to play poker. :)

It was truly a great feeling to talk to these people about their past and their future.

Among the stories I heard... a 16 year old who walked from southern Iraq into Saudi Arabia with his family after the first Gulf War. He's a completely American teenager, but man... I just can't imagine a four year old doing that.

Anyway, I'd suggest if you need a pick me up, no matter what side you're on, you find someone in your community who's an Iraqi-American. Just tell them you're glad to see Saddam fall and get ready for some incredible stories (and lots of man-hugs).

Fritz
04-10-2003, 01:07 PM
Originally posted by CamEdwards
I haven't been hugged by so many guys since the last time Fritz invited me over to play poker. :)


Items found while pickpocketing Cam Edwards:

1 Strawberry Shortcake Wallet. No money and an expired discover card.

2 1 condom, new

3 1 condom, soiled

4 Catcher in the Rye

5 Pocket Watch set to Peking time!!!!

6 Pocket version of Chicken Soup for the AM Talk Radio Morning Host's Soul

7 Picture of his Kids

8 Picture of my Wife!?!

9 Pamphlet: Conservative's guide to legal sodomy.

10 Colossal Squid Trading Cards

11 Key to 1971 Grand Fury

12 Human Finger, Asian

13 MP3 player with 4 hours of goat sounds

14 St. Vinnie Barbarinio of Brooklyn medal

CamEdwards
04-10-2003, 01:15 PM
I can explain those...

well, all except for the goat sounds.

SplitPersonality1
04-10-2003, 04:14 PM
LOL!

Cam - I have heard a few amazing stories as well. It's nice to hear/comment on the positive things that some Arab-Americans are saying about the fall of Saddam.

Fritz - You have been on a comedic roll as of late, but I am starting to question your sanity. Keep it up and watch out for Colossal Squid!

GrantDawg
04-10-2003, 04:19 PM
Originally posted by SplitPersonality1
Fritz - You have been on a comedic roll as of late, but I am starting to question your sanity. Keep it up and watch out for Colossal Squid!

Listen, the Colossal Squid is our friend. He has done nothing to get bashed like this. I would think that in this time of war we could all rally behind the Colossal Squid, nay, all of squid-kind!

korme
04-10-2003, 04:22 PM
"FOFC: Home of the Colossal Squid" seems to be the newest motto going around! heh :)